Dec 11 2006Tori Spelling's yard sale is a success

I'll bet that lipstick smear wraps all the way around the mug.

Gross.

I went...she had an awesome lemonade stand at the end of the driveway. It was only 25 cents for one of those big dixie cups. I also bought some hand crocheted doilies for my coffee table.

Haha, she's so lame.

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I wonder how much of this stuff is going to end up on Ebay this week...Just in time for christmas...I know I'm hoping for the used cup!!

Lingerie? Ms. Spelling was selling her old dwear? That makes me feel funny.

Were any of her previous faces on-sale?

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woah! this is first time im in the top 10. haha!

and. can i hv that pair of red hot and stinking g-strings?

What is wrong with this girl?

I got a couple of old implants for my mom to use at Aquasizes. (Yes they can stuff stockings as well)

In other news, home values in the area rose expontially, as word of her impending departure circulated.

I'd heard that her home was "modest", but look @ that shack. Lass must really be picking the pocket lint these days. Eyes-too-close-together McDermot must be broke as well, considering the monthly $$ he pays out to his ex, and does the loser even work?

I'd even heard that a "gently-used-by-Tori" lip balm sold for $1.00 @ this recent yard sale.

OK... the buyer WAS me... but back to trashing the goldfish googly-eyed canyon chest...

Now she can pay bills for another month

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#12, They don't even OWN that shack.....She and Dean RENT! Gah, how soon after she gives birth before she turns to porn?

#4... Funny you should mention that; the e-bay thing.

My cousin was actually @ this sale and managed to wrangle a black-lace bikini panty from a 350 lb woman. His full intention is to scrape the love-gum from the crotch, bag it and sell it on on e-bay.

As for the panties themselves... he will launder and maintain for his new girlfriend, who is a svelte size 2.

Only 300 people and that sale was advertised nationally? That SUCKS. We used to put up shitty cardboard signs and put an ad in The Thrifty Nickel and we'd get AT LEAST that many shoppers.

Clearly, Tori's frightening visage hurt the consumer turnout.

I wonder if she had to get a special animal permit to display her disgusting horse-face.

One question - did she sell that kind of weird looking chihuahua that I saw in some of the promotional pictures?

Oh wait....on second glance, that was Tori Spelling! - http://hollywoodsnark.com

#16 ???
"With news helicopters hovering above and a phalanx of TV cameras and paparazzi camped outside, Tori Spelling -- 33, and six months pregnant with her first child -- opened the doors to her $4,000-a-month RENTAL house to anyone willing to surrender their cell phone and camera at the door for a chance to buy anything from used Sephora lip gloss and nail polish to vintage Louis Vuitton luggage."

@18 I bought a really nice diamond-encrusted-saddle for 100 bucks. Now the ladies can ride Stallion in style. She told me she got it for Christmas last year............

Whoever wrote this news article made a mistake. My friend attending this yard sale and there was a 2 HOUR wait to get in.

There was more like 3000 people who showed up.

She'll be working at starbucks soon.

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Also... Tori herself was bargaining with fans. My friend said it was a sight to see. Tori was not about to come down on a price. She was sitting there helping some lady price items.

There was a white hanger for sale that said the word "Tori" and they wanted $50 for it. My friend overheard the lady pricing things say "well, on Ebay it's going for $50"

The lady who was helping Tori sell stuff said anything that wasn't sold would go on Ebay.

Seriously... she got diddly-squat from papa, except for his melting-wax eyes and eagle schnoz (which she's since had re-shaped thrice).

Sad.

Randy got all the gaudy baubles. And since he is flamboyantly gay, he is over the moon.

Ha, ha, ha! Who cares? She's a has been. Plus, her tits are super ugly. Ugh.

Has she even worked since 90210?????

#24

KEWL!

...Yet everything else in Tori's life is a disaster. But hey - I define success as having a GREAT yeard sale. Fuck my family, fuck earning money, fuck being happy. If you can pull off a good yard sale, especially in Beverly Hills, then by God you have made a name of yourself.

Only 300 showed up? By the way superficial. I would like to say, this is the most interesting story you have ever posted.

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#14

After? Silly fool, she's going one now. Aren't you Tori? Oh sorry, she can't talk now, she has a mouth full of me.

I'll do anything, er anyone, for money.

#6 LOL!!!!!

As for her gay brother, you'd think he would be cool to her and give her some money since she made the movie "Trick"

Then again, he was probably pissed that she didn't cast him in it....word was, he acted too gay to play gay onscreen.

YAY! Now she can fix that fucking nose with the proceeds.

are you kidding me?
look at that tool shed they live in.
hahhaa candy spelling is my new hero.

Team Candy.

i can't believe people actually went and bought stuff from her. Now if she was selling those Beverly Hills 90210 dvds or posters or any memorblias, maybe. how lame are people.

I hope Candy Spelling showed up fanning herself with thousand dollar bills and laughing.

K, I actually sorta like that show she did on E. It was funny. It made her mom look sorta like a clueless bitch, and I have to say I don't doubt that one bit (that her mom is sort of a clueless bitch).

If I absolutely have to choose between her and her gift-wrapping-room-having mom, I choose Tori. I'm not a member of the fan club or anything, but still...

Team Tori

Did you have to put crystals in your time machine? I heard those shock your balls as you try to yell out to cut the power, but you can barely get it out due to the voltage running through you. I should know it happened to my Uncle Rico! ;-)

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Times must be tough for old Tori. Wine glasses and paintings are totally acceptable items to put into a yard sale but lingerie and rubber duckies??? That’s pretty gross. I wouldn’t want to come into close contact with ANYTHING that's been snuggled up to her crotch!

Maybe now she can finally afford that personality she's always wanted.

Yaaaaaaaaawwwwn....Quel boring

If the time machine was such a poor investment, why don't you use it to go back in time and undo your bid on eBay? Duh.

I never thought I'd live to see the day that I was actually more well-off than Tori Spelling.

that's a tiny house for the daughter of aaron spelling.

she's dirt poor. needs to get a job.
300 ppl? not very popular.

daddy didn't carry her too far. are you listening paris?

Lingerie?

I've just thrown out a little bit in my mouth.

xox
canuck
p.s. Do wonder if they came with her boobs.

...and right after I threw OUT, I threw *up*.

sigh

canuck

lol, who the hell would buy her lingerie?!?