Dec 8 2006Tori Spelling selling all her crap

Ugh. So ugly.......

She's a new one on me.

She looks pregnant... is she? o_0

oh 4th bitches!1 yea she's pregnant

#3 - No no, I just believe we need a little ice cream to go with all that jelly.

She's having a garage sale. Appropriate, since she bought all the stuff at garage sales.

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She looks sad - so sad. Maybe she's afraid Dean is going to run off on her the way he did with his first wife.

Oh, and saggy boobs.

I wish I had tits like that. Wait, I can have tits like that? For $500? From Mexico? Sweet!

This is the opposite of classy

guess she really didn't get dick from her dad's will. Don't fuck with Candy Spelling!

Yeah, she should probably sell some of her fugly cream she uses...on second thought she should have had this sale right before Holloween! - http://hollywoodsnark.com

She has some enourmous implants! They remind me of the ones that Chynna and Stephanie McMahon got (seriously low hanging fruits) in the days of their "fame".

Too bad for Tori that her career isn't as big as her cans. Good for the rest of us though.

Why do her eyes look like they go down the sides of her face, instead of across to her temples? Is she melting?

I guess there is no plastic surgery for eyes that are set w a a a y y too far apart?

I thought pregnant chicks "glowed" naturally- she took a fucking bath in glitter.

Her boobs are big and veiny. Its gonna suck when all the milk is gone and there are nothing but stretch marks left.

wow.. I just finished furiously masturbating to miss 30something.. look at her tits.. they are just crying out to be fucked. I also like the belly she has going on.. mmm.. nice cushion effect.. you go girl!

She's selling the garden and patio? You'd need a big U-Haul to take them home. And her vanity. If only Lindsay and Paris were looking to unload theirs as well.

Not sure I like the boobs. Her implants need implants.

i've been waiting so patiently for the big end of the year tranny sale. she disgusts me. with every passing day i grow more convinced she has a giant hairy penis.

she's totally going to give birth to a little RuPaul

Why is she doing this?

Oh man! I really suddenly wish I lived in LA. Does ANYONE out there live in LA? Please go. Please please go and come back and tell us all if she was there, her very own self, making change from a little tin cash box on a folding table on the front yard. PLEASE?

I have the feeling all of her stuff is really pink and garrish.

I really hope she is not selling her bras because her tits look more sorry than Michael Jackson after he got caught touching little boys...

As if it wasn't bad enough that you can be a gajillionaire's daughter and still look like a cross between shrek and a retarded baboon. Now, in addition to having the ugliest boobs and no personality, she's broke too! Oh the humanity!

If you're going to put your rack on public display like that, you're open for criticism.

1) Disgusting, highly visible veins
2) Cavernous gap between the breasts
3) Grotesque red zit-like thing on the right breast
4) Saggy, Saggy, Saggy
5) Repulsive object placed approximately 6-8 inches above them (oh, that's her face...)

Hey Tori, why the long face?

What a shame... this may be the best, sexiest, and most fuckable I've ever seen her look, and she still looks worse than my unflushed toilet after splattery attack of the runs as the result of the stomach flu. She is one hideous, veiny-titted, corky looking bitch.

She got totally screwed.

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I practically threw up my breakfast. I'm sorry, but Tori's breasts literally look like cow udders, only longer and more column-shaped. Weird how someone with a horse face has cow udders.

Hey - did you guys ever hear of "pony play"? See below. I think Tori's husband is into that shit and that's why he married her. His very own horse/pony!!

Pony play — where a harness or saddle-wearing man or woman plays the role of a pony, giving people pony rides or pulling them in carts — has long been galloping onto the fetish scene.

Dean's M.O. typically involves dumping the wife shortly after the baby arrives, so I'd say tranny Tori's days are numbered.

I want to fuck her moles, not her, just her moles..........

Who cares if she has bad skin and a malformed face? She has on body glitter. BODY GLITTER PEOPLE!

Will she selling her old implants?

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Pony play, weird, why would that turn anybody on...What about "blumpkin"? Anybody know what that's all about? Last night my husband asked me if I would ever consider trying it and I had no idea what he was talking about...

jrz - This comes from the Urban Dictionary website:
"To receive fellatio whist defecating. Highly acclaimed for involving two of the most pleasurable bodily release events simultaneously, but very difficult to accomplish. Also called a blumpy.

Also see reverse blumpkin, brother blumpkin, reverse brother blumpkin, and the most dangerous variation of all, the cunnilumpkin."
Hopefully, your old man is like Lindsay Lohan and his crap doesn't stink!!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blumpkin

I really just want to know why women are wearing those skirts where the waist is directly under the breasts. It makes them look pregnant.

I know it's not trendy to be pregnant; that is last year's news. This year is all about adopting foreign babies. And even THAT can't last much longer.

2007 = clones of foreign crack babies.

No WONDER Tori's Mother is pissed.

There is NOBODY more pissed off than a gold digger whos husband actually lives long enough so that your own looks are gone.

She's so tacky I suspect she'll have a wide range of gently used dildos and vibrators, maybe even autograph 'em for an extra $20.00

I don't care if she eats. I just want her to buy a bra so those things aren't sagging like a crack house.

It's really sad, even after all that surgery she did during the 90210, all those nose jobs and eye jobs or whatever she did, she still looks like a car ran over her face. i don't know how that dude she's with can look at her face for more than a couple of minutes without throwing up in her face. maybe he does, and maybe she likes it

yeah, um, I live here, and I live about 3 mins away from her so THANKS FOR THE TRAFFIC PEOPLE, as if Laurel Cyn needed another reason to fuck up traffic.

My best friend's sis is her best friend and she already gotten some cute ass stuff from her so make fun all you want but if you like collecting, it's a good place to go :)

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Behold... Goldfish googly-eyes Tori. Her kid's eyes will be askew as well, because McDermot's are as close-set as a shrew's.

Alas, I dare say there is NOTHING salvageable on this girl's entire person, save perhaps the eyeballs.

... But if I lived close enough, I'd brave the throngs of thrill-seekers to simply get a chance to stroke one of her cast-offs; namely, a satin, silicone-stained brassiere.

Just jokin'. She is hideous.

Tori is actually a really nice person, so I am sorry that this is happening to her as it would be so much better to see it happen to Paris.

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I wonder if Tori's garage sale will be like mine was. Do you think people will come up to her constantly saying "Will you take 50 cents for this?" Will she be using a Maxwell House can to hold the change? Or maybe she will use flourescent poster boards throughout the neighborhood with arrows showing the way to the house. Or how about selling bottled water out of a cooler for 1.00 each? See if she knew me i could give her all kinds of marketing tips....

Dibs on the Swarovski crystal pooper scooper. Bought for Mimi Larue by Grandma Candy before Tori's shenangins ripped the family apart.

So, shes had all this plastic surgery and she looks like ass. What did she look like before? Cause I thought plastic surgery generally made you look better. I bet she had a tail. Sticking out of her forehead.

Is anyone else wondering about the "antique and vintage items" from the 21st century?

Guys... making fun of her is not nice.

Didn't you know she has a small colony of refugees living in each of those cavernous nostrils? And that they are currently at WAR with each other? Hence the severely malformed face. Take some time to learn the facts before you criticize.

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That fugly nose job is in need of a serious re-do...just look at that close-up..the stuff of nightmares.

#49 - that was howlingly funny - good 1.
#41 - forgive my ignorance, but what's a "Laurel Cyn"?

me luvee big veiny booby long time, you see...

mash them two big orbs together, slather a little lectra-glide and get to workin it baby! "oh my eye, it stings! ahhhh!" hahahahaha

I wonder what the woman he left her for looks like?

Candi Spelling should be ashamed of herself. She is about to die soon herself, why does she need so much money??? She should give some to Tori, because she was her dad's daughter. Shes forced to sell her garbage to people? 1 million dollars inheritance is chump change for her! She should get at least 100 million if her dad was worth 500 mil! What is Candi going to do with all this money??? getting the a solid gold diamond encrusted coffin??? Come on, be real!

I'll bet she's doing all this to shame her mother into forking over some dough.

# 54

i think candi is right to deny tori any money. we all know she's only going to pay to have her penis removed. tori needs to face reality---she's a man!!! she's not pregnant. she's just fat from living off of KFC now thtat the silver spoon has been snatched out of her man jaw. she has a giant uncut hairy cock between her legs.

she should give up this whole tranny act. it's not working. it's okay for her husband mr. whoever he is to come out of the closet. it's not like either of them have careers to protect.

#53

mr. tori spelling's ex wife looks like a man too. he traded in his older tranny for a younger tranny that he thought would be a meal ticket. now he's found out the only meals they can afford off of their talents are late night value meals. i'm sure this will last.

Her funbags need inflating

She's also schlepping her smattas on eBay. Dang... next she needs to hit up Craigslist.

When did Star Jones go blonde? And when did she start dating creepy white guys?!

Awww, no more custom doggie wear for Mimi LaRue :(

LOL #46 knows more Spelling dish than I do!

Yikes, look at the veins sticking out of those gnarly breast implants.. I can almost see them pulsating.. lub dub.. lub dub..

I actually like her. I loved her show sonotorious, thought it was quite funny, and I do wish her the best. she's not made the wisest decisions, but then we've all been in that boat at some point in our lives. At least she's not showing off her cooter to create drama in her life, and she is trying to work. she may not be the prettiest woman to walk the face of the earth either, but in her own way she is pretty.

You guys are so mean to lil' rich girl! (and I love you all for that) :)

see the vein on the left breast where her nipple would be if it were huge? i do. an lemme tell ya its just fuckin peachy. gag

she looks like a heifer!

Why hasn't it been announced that she's pregnant?? She is OBVIOUSLY so.

If her dad hadn't been Aaron Spelling she'd never have been able to inflict "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?" on the world.

I'm laughing because some years ago she stated that she NEVER bought anything on sale, the implication being that was for lesser (and less moneyed) mortals. It's all payback in the end....

#68 George Bush was re-elected. Figured you'd like the update as no one announced that, either.

touch mah monkey ::::doing dance::::

Happy as a little girl ... *tweaking nipples*

STILL LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MAN.

She's not ugly. But I'm sure half you guys are..especially the poor and jealous ones.

Cut her some slack, she's pregnant for crying out loud.

This is actually kind of sad... Her 90210 days are over, her daddy died, and now she has to put up a yard sale and sell her crap to survive. Does anyone know if she sells her old nose?

who would buy any of her stuff?

Tori spellings stuff. Who want's that junk. I wouldn't buy it just because she owned it.