December 19, 2006

Tom Cruise not making Scientology movie

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Tom Cruise's rep is denying rumors he's making a Scientology movie called "The Thetan" and has cast Victoria Beckham in it. Which is too bad because I was really looking forward to two hours of mind-bending science fiction madness. I picture Star Wars, but slightly less believable.


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HOSANNA!

HALLELUJAH!

Now, can we get him sent to Iraq for a goodwill tour-slash-missionary service?

Cruise is a closet fag without balls.

Who the fuck cares what he does?

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