If my stomach looked like Tara Reid's I don't think I'd be doing the A-OK sign. I'd probably be giving two thumbs down. Or clutching my belly. Or crying. But A-OK? No, that's not appropriate at all. It's like yelling "hip, hip, hooray" at a funeral.
More shots of Tara Reid in her bikini at St. Barts after the jump. But why do that to yourself? Aren't there some burn victims you'd rather be masturbating to?
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Reader Comments
1. Philip Ramirez - December 30, 2006 1:38 AM
I'm the second person to be first for this post.
Hawt.
2. cairyn - December 30, 2006 3:00 AM
Damn!
For once I was first, and then it gets wiped away. Just my shitty luck, I swear.
3. vikingprincess - December 30, 2006 7:07 AM
Ewwwww. At least her boobs look mildly better then before the last time she got them fixed. If my stomach looked like that I'd be drunk all the time too.
4. saddam - December 30, 2006 7:46 AM
at this point, i'd maybe be willing to give her a hot carl. maybe.
5. Nigel - December 30, 2006 8:29 AM
how can someone fall so far so fast?
6. BarbadoSlim - December 30, 2006 8:50 AM
Since I've already benn thru this entry I'm gonna do it again posting the OPPOSITE of what I said:
Tara's healthy and veneral disease free, her career is soaring and she's the soberest person ever. I'm sure he water bottle is filled with water and not 200proof russian vodka.
7. BarbadoSlim - December 30, 2006 8:52 AM
* the typos were included for your amusement.
8. Jenna - December 30, 2006 9:10 AM
Typos are funny. Mashed potato bellies are not. Didn't anybody tell Tara that the best way to lose weight is to replace food with six lines of strwberry coke and a bottle of Grey Goose?
9. DrunkBlogger - December 30, 2006 11:07 AM
Damn it. This shit isn't even funny any more. It' just disturbing. Can't somebody fix that shit? Fuck plastic surgeons.
10. blueman - December 30, 2006 11:12 AM
sorry just puked a little, from that bikini shot
11. BellaNY - December 30, 2006 11:36 AM
There comes a time in ones life when you look in the mirror and say "What the fuck was I thinking?? How could I have done this to myself?? I look like the "Crypt Keeper" ....That time has come for Tara Reid.
12. woodhorse - December 30, 2006 11:56 AM
the genius of Paris Hiltons song "the stars are blind" becomes apparent now. did tara use a can of spray paint on her mirrors to block out the bad parts? how did her body get so bad so young? usually a woman has to have had several children and be at least 50 to have cellulite like that. i think she should donate her body to science. today.
13. Peter Coffin - December 30, 2006 12:17 PM
I think she already donated her body to science.
14. lalalemon - December 30, 2006 12:34 PM
If you squint she looks pretty damn good.
15. LA Critic - December 30, 2006 12:52 PM
Dear Tara,
For the New Year I have a reminder for you..
You are not a celebrity and you are not attractive, nor can you act...That being said, your body and your party habits are perfect for Porn. 2007, make the career move, than these photos would mean something.
all the best,
Vivid
16. NicotineEyePatch - December 30, 2006 1:55 PM
Fifty sit-ups a day: free. The gunt of a sixty five year old: a few grand. Hooray for Hollywood!
#15 LA Critic, no disrespect to your fine company, but the Vivid girls from the nineties who are in their mid to late thirties these days (Jeanne Fine, Janine) still look SO much better than this!
Tara'd do better at Mile High, but please snag Lannie Barbie as soon as you get the chance... if you haven't already :)
17. happy_bunny - December 30, 2006 2:09 PM
Her abs look better than they used to. Apparently she found a decent surgeon to try to fix the damage. They'll always be messed up though. She might want to consider switching from bikinis to one-pieces.
18. woodhorse - December 30, 2006 2:45 PM
no, happy bunny, she did not find a decent surgeon. a decent surgeon could give her a tummy you could bounce a quarter off of. she is either painting off sections of her mirrors, has impaired vision (side effect of drugs and alcohol) or she can imbed her own version of reality in cement like K-Fed can.
19. snot_rocket - December 31, 2006 3:44 AM
as a surgical RN, I must say that you can't always blame the surgeon. I'll bet the surgeon did a fine job but she just stretched it all out again and is ruining the work with all the boozing, bloating, falling w/ different men holding her up each time, rubbing it often on dry stripper poles, and the frequent rough gang bangs. whats sad is she actually thinks those cheap skanky belly chains deter from her granny flesh. Poor Tara.
I won't even start on her hair, which is just...ugh. Ok, I can't let it go. lets just say, my barbie when I was 8, after I crimped, knotted, twisted, combed it thin, gooked it up w/ product until it was in clumps, left it floating in the pool for a few good weeks and then cut it crooked, still looked like it had been done by Bergdorf Goodman's best stylist compared to hers. She looks like she got hers done at Wal-Mart on I-95 in S.Carolina near that place South of the Border. But not even a super Wal-Mart, just a regular one, its only amenity being a white-trash skank beauty parlor.
20. snot_rocket - December 31, 2006 3:54 AM
I also feel the need to point out that the girl has absolutely NO curves except for the huge balls of saline stuffed in her chest. she literally has NO hips. thats so strange for a woman. Without the saline, she'd be a skanky belly-chain-wearing ruler.
I'm officially starting a rumor that Tara Reed had part of her hip bones bilaterally removed by an orthopedic/plastic surgeon at the time of her lipo. Pass it on.
21. caffebeotch - December 31, 2006 7:45 AM
OK, so wtf is up with that "bellybutton"? It almost looks like it was damaged in that nasty lipo accident. Tara's face looks almost pained in that first pic. "I'm gonna make the OK sign, maybe they'll believe me...." Ugh. Skank. Skanky skank. Skankety skank skank.
22. LA Critic - December 31, 2006 8:42 AM
Okay, New Years and beyond prediction for Tara...Stay with me...
Tara may actually become(if she hasn't already) the second coming of Sally Kirkland.
Now if any of you know SK, than you will know what I mean.
There is one key difference, Sally could actually act at one point in her career.
So Tara, if your reading and you don't know SK, you need to get a quick history lesson, because you are in for a bad next 30 years.
Happy New Year Eveyone!
LA Critic
23. woodhorse - December 31, 2006 9:51 AM
LOL #14 -- #16, what's a gunt?
24. V - December 31, 2006 10:24 AM
What's up with Sally Kirkland? Also, I can't believe how flabby Tara's arms are. She is really out of shape, even though she's had all that fat sucked out of her.
25. Spindoc - December 31, 2006 10:55 AM
How can you look annorexic AND like a Cellulite-ridden mess?
26. Spindoc - December 31, 2006 10:57 AM
#19 and #20 snot_rocket
LOL!!!!! GREAT GREAT GREAT
27. pookiedoo - December 31, 2006 4:39 PM
She's not making the "ok" sign. She's saying she's an asshole.
28. Sheva - December 31, 2006 5:29 PM
Bellybutton? What bellybutton. That's the normal entry hole for aliens to exchange critical data.
She's signing to another alien that she has the critical veneral disease information they want to download.
29. eXtasyStef - December 31, 2006 7:52 PM
Even if borrowed Brit's lace bandage dress, it would look better. Cover the travesty before our eyes bleed.
30. James - January 1, 2007 6:30 PM
What no low rent spooks this time? What a disappointment.
31. drdisaia - January 2, 2007 7:49 AM
She smokes. The repair for her is probably not a great idea. It is probably too risky.
32. Chemicakitty - January 2, 2007 11:22 AM
On the 2nd pic: the boobs look like they belong to a gal in her 20s, but the belly is from a man in his 60s
33. jagoff - January 2, 2007 3:39 PM
OK, so the is not as hot as she used to be, but I guarantee she is still way hotter than all you fat ass chicks commenting on her stomach, and I guarantee that she is hotter than any chich any of you dumb ass dudes have ever banged. You're all retarded.
34. Carsten5577 - January 2, 2007 11:29 PM
Disgusting stupid whore.
35. nothing - January 2, 2007 11:30 PM
Sheesh. I wasn't going to post a comment, but since no one else came out and said it...I'd hit it. No joke. I fuck her four ways to friday. Love them nasty bitches. Don't know if I'd be giving her clit a nip with me lips though...that's saved for Alba.
36. elizabeththewellread - January 7, 2007 9:18 PM
I think I saw this gutterslut burst from a local trailer and scream obscenities at a 1986 Ford Taurus which was peeling out of the gravel "driveway."
37. danigirl - January 9, 2007 10:17 PM
her body looks like she was made from play doe...
38. HollywoodSnark - March 24, 2007 8:41 AM
no, oh no
39. online casinos - November 1, 2007 6:52 PM
ughh
nasty body!