Dec 7 2006Shakira doesn't know how to hold a mic

FIRST

NOT SO FIRST!

Second?

How many kids does she have? 'Cause that is a belly that's been preggers.

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

maybe not second, but she does have a great body

She's the Andrew Dice Clay of the Latino community. or whatever the fuck she is.

She's trying to hard to suck her stomach in -_-

Ab-solutely, you don't have that tummy without spitting out a kid or two.

Wow, I wonder what other special abilities she has?

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I can't even begin to explain how to describe this...

...but I can tell you the ending of that explanation involves my body convulsing on the floor and shrill, incoherent bleating noises coming out of my hideously contorted face.

Whatever.
Nothing like a flexible gal.
(But I'm a bit surprised by the double hairlines on all these babes, errr.... artists. I doubt if it's the chemo)

My hips don't lie. She's clearly illustrating an advanced sexual technique (as in: that's exactly how she held me last week).

You tummy-knockers are whacked. She's smokin. Watch her videos; I don't care if she's got some tummy - it's all how she carries/moves/uses it. The alternatives of the skeletors? Not. I likes wimmin; not little boy bodies with vaginas.

A little birdie told me that Rock and Roll Takeover was scheduled to photograph this very same concert... but then she realized there wouldn't be any 3rd rate lead-singer cock to eat after the show so she backed out. I heard she ended up doing the Butthole Surfers gig at the local Blarney Stone Pub instead.

Of course all the guy 'stars' seem to have a full head of hair for their whole career - so I suppose comment #11 is considered sexist.

man face.

test 123

I can dig a chick with three arms.

shakira acts like a hoe

Lol, I guess that's the diva's version of the rappper mic grip!

Chakakakkk....chakakakaka....chaka KAN, CHAKA CHAKA KAN....

This little señorita would be packing blow in some lab deeeeep in the jungles of Colombia if it wasn't for Tommy Mottola

Looks like her show at MSG in NYC. I was there and let's just say it wasn't worth the money-microphone poses or no.

I still think she's totally adorable.

I'd still hit it.

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I was in that concert, this is not the worst move, she did the robot like 6 times. She knows her bellydancing though, but with all the money that she makes can she fix her hair? Better mousse perhaps?

MuchaCerveza, muchoskudos on your name.

I'll drink a tall, cold frosty Medalla in your name, may death come swiftly to your enemies.

foreign and domestic

Why hasn't Tommy Mottola gone all Mariah on her and cleaned her up? Oh, that's right, he's married to another singer.
This is really gross, but I'd love to see what's going on under the raised armpit - wrong camera angle here.

Shakira is SO HOT! I find her way with the mic to be inventive and creative. This photo is only a still shot, I wonder how she ended up here and where she went with it. Whatever she does she always reigns supreme! She's nominated this year for Favorite Female Singer for the People's Choice Awards. There are only 3 more days to vote, be sure to cast your votes ASAP @ http://www.pcavote.com I got to vote the day the nominations came out because I work with the People's Choice Awards.

# 27
I checked out your site and didn't see my name in any of the major catagories.
In other words - Spam Perez - or some other weirdo site. Weirdo.
(She is hot though)

no, shakira just NO.

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# 27 The 'People's Choice' is "Give up".
Give it up to the Jihad with that crap.
Have some of those movies even been released ?
" Well - it's between Citizen Cain , Casablanca, and The Breakup... Judges ?"

Why does Shakira look different every day and every time I see her!!!! Is it normal!

Talk about a reach around...

Speaking of Mottola, why haven't we heard any crap about Mariah Carey? Don't tell me she's suddenly gone sane lately...

I usually drink beers number 13, 14, and sometimes 15 like that. You don't want to know what happens after 15...it usually involves bail money.

matt duke

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Demonstrating that even she can do a reach around.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex.htm

I'd find her sexier if she waxed her eyebrows. They look a little bushy to me.

That stomach is okay though. I don't know about you people saying she's had kids - she's flatter than most girls and I see nary a stretch mark. I'm thinking you haven't actually seen a post-pregnant belly, but I might be wrong.

Oh, and that pose is stupid as hell.

Hah! When I first saw that, I thought it was some stupid new mic clip or something. That was before I read the article, and maybe I didn't notice the title.

I'm stupid.

LMFAO.

How awkward...

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I don't care if she knows how to hold a mic, I'm still in love with her.

Oh yeah...also, it doesn't matter because she knows how to hold a cock! Hoo-ah! I bet you thought I was gonna be all nice and shit. Fuck that, I'm White DMX mutha fuckas.

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First!

Well... Her arm might go crazy, but at least her hips don't lie!

HILARIOUS!! i bet it was some muscle twitch. poor thing. HAHAHA

Never paid much attention to her but i have come to the realization that she's not that hot if she isnt gyrating her hips on stage.

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Taco flavored keeses... My keeses taste like tacos...

I love her! From the first time I heard her sing in Spanish in Aruba. I think she has talent and is beautiful. I love how she dances too.

For Fucks Sake People,
There isn't one thing wrong with this chic. She is smoking hot, probably the hottest bitch out there now. Any girl on here whining about her stomach, etc. has a boyfriend/husband who would throw his dick into her in a heartbeat.K? 'nuff said...

I bet she gives a good 'rusty trombone'........

that's the exact pose i get into when i'm about to rip a long, lazy fart

It look like an arm from her roots holding the mic for her :P

According to Princeton University's applied mathematics laboratory, there are upwards of 15,321,093 penis jokes that can be made from this one photo.

Her arm looks like it's growing out of her head. That's awesome.

I don't know what happened here but I've seen her live and when she belly dances her stomach does something pretty awesome. Perhaps the photo was mid-belly move? She did that with the mic too in order to show off the stomach muscle movement of the belly dancing.
Fuck- if I moved like that- I would be damn sure my stomach was in full view so nobody would care how badly I freakin' sing!!

#7, #8, #15, #18- Post your pics. Gotta see chics who rip on Shakira. Come on- pony up.

P.S. You better be fucking fly.

Well #28 and #31 seems somewhat grouchy - could be the evil twin.
# 27 I voted and will be sure to tune in. (But there should be more than three in each catagory)

She stole that move from Andrew Dice Clay!

She's just holding it gangsta style, the way they hold microphones on the streets.

What you didnt see was Shakira's other hand that was busy 'flickin the tic-tac'... combined with the 'mic around head move' is clearly an obvious attempt at sexual self-asphixiation. Unfortunately, Enrique taught her the wrong move in bed... Bailamos!

She seems very hairy. I'll bet she has hair all over her ass. She probably has to use baby wipes after she shits.

haha #46, I loves me some Hennifer Lope'

Even though she looks like she has an arm growing out of the side of her head, I'd totally lick her butt. She's the #1 chick I'd jump the fence of le'gay for. Mmm.

PrettyBaby.... go fuck yourself.

You don't have to be "fly" to have an opinion on someone's attractiveness.

Nor do you have ANY proof that the posters are girls. And even if they ARE girls, for all you know, they might be lesbian girls who know damn well what they find sexy or not.

Your logic is flawed, anyway. Rosanne is not "fly" but she can still the the immutable truth: That Tori Spelling looks like a horse. Heh.

In the mean time, pony up YOUR picture, so we can all see. If you're as sexy as you pretend, all the boys can take turn masturbating to it - and won't you feel special. :)

muahaha #62

she is gorgeous though, altho I like the blonde look better on her.

http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/shakira.jpg

muahaha #62

Shakira is gorgeous and Ive heard from people in the "industry" that she is sweet and a very hard worker.

I like her hair better blonde though.
http://www.mtctickets.com/concerts/images/shakira.jpg

whoopsies, damn browser cache. sorry for the double-post.

Are double-jointed blow-job skills sexy? Nope, just gross. To complete the look, she needs to burp "hips don't lie" into the mic.

I once saw a video of her putting her legs behind her head during an interview. The woman is bendy! I love it!

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She's giving away all her fellacio techniques you guys...

Or maybe she just like long black shafts with mushroom shaped tips..

oh wait...

*silence*

All you north american girls are envious, you will NEVER look and dance like Shakira. For that you would need latin blood and lebanese ancestors and also have LOTS of talent.

She´s not only sexy, she is nice and kind and would never write a poisoned comment like the ones from the girls here. I´m sure the worst comments come from the most ugly and fat chicks here...

She might have gone a little out of control with all her stage shaking and convulsing, I think her arm is stuck like that now. She's simply making do.

lol, does anyone watch her or go to her concerts anyways?

This is in the song Te Dejo Madrid, This microphone pose is done so She can do he internal hip circling and chest undulations for easily because he sternum is up higher. making more leverage for the muscles.
Also She is squatting, that makes it harder to push her hip, thigh, and calves enough to get the best isolation of the movement.

SHakira has not had children yet, although many rumours (old and false) were that She was pregnant!

In her tour of the mongoose she did so much belly dance that She had to have muscle relaxers injected into her back so She could sleep and do anything really.
Belly dance places great strain on all the body, mainly the back and thighs.
Yes , She can put her legs behind her head, very flexible providing She is 31 years old..(now boys, i know you thoughy She was young blow job singer who would give you best sex ever but...)
She does yoga, and every morning She does various exercise activities.
before concerts SHe does a 60 minute work/warm out/up.

Her concerts are very high quality. if She came to AUstralia i would be at everyone of them.

Thanks! for reading!

also. Shakira shaves her armpits. She is not a cave man!

SOme of you are complete masturbation blow job boys, get a life!