December 11, 2006
Rosie O'Donnell still an ignorant bitch
The Asian American Journalists Association has released a statement in response to the above clip of Rosie O'Donnell on The View demonstrating her masterful command of the Chinese language. It's a mostly positive review, praising her ability to sum up an entire culture in a series of stereotypical 'chings' and 'chongs.' Plus they say she's really good looking and has the voice of an angel.
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Comments
1. Posted by Starfruit Gossip on December 11, 2006 4:22 PM
oh SNAP!
2. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 11, 2006 4:31 PM
You'd think she's eaten enough Chinese food to be sensitive to the delivery boys' feelings at least! - http://hollywoodsnark.com
3. Posted by allgravybaby on December 11, 2006 4:31 PM
SOO CLOSE TO FIRST!
4. Posted by peruvianfinelohan on December 11, 2006 4:31 PM
ahahhaha, stupid fat dyke. who watches tat bullshit anyways. oh yeh, FIRST BITCHES
5. Posted by PontiacFlanagan on December 11, 2006 4:33 PM
Fuck her. She's a worthless cunt. I say grind her up and send her to Darfur in a box labeled "Kangaroo Meat". Nobody will know the difference because none of the Darfurians(?) has ever seen a kangaroo, much less eaten one. We'll all get off scot free!
6. Posted by Binky on December 11, 2006 4:39 PM
Well, being a socially aware post-modernist commenter on todaze society I agree with their statement.
However the line Rosie was "a well-loved personality" on " a television program aired on a respected network " was taking the sacarism a bit far.
Confucius would have never stooped so low, and in this town, he delivers for free.
7. Posted by ginettissima on December 11, 2006 4:39 PM
You know you've lost all sense of comedic talent (if you ever had any to begin with) when you resort to ching-chong jokes. She needs to go home and raise her kids and shut up.
8. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 11, 2006 4:39 PM
Yeah you tell'em bulldyke, fuck them VC motherfuckers!
*cue chinese gong*
9. Posted by CelebSlam.com on December 11, 2006 4:41 PM
Damn racist roundeyes!
http://www.celebslam.com
10. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 11, 2006 4:42 PM
NO SUTITUTIONS!!
Aw me so solly, me so solly
waka waka :)
11. Posted by pixel killya on December 11, 2006 4:46 PM
Jews...check.
African-Americans...check.
Asians...check.
12. Posted by enfilade on December 11, 2006 4:48 PM
Why is she still on television?
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
13. Posted by libtard on December 11, 2006 4:57 PM
I just want to know why no one has jumped on the towel heads lately. I have a good feeling about them. I think December could be their month!
14. Posted by jean on December 11, 2006 4:57 PM
Wow, that's pretty screwed up. What a racist jerk.
15. Posted by Mz_kay on December 11, 2006 4:59 PM
fuck this obnoxious fat bitch. she needs to shut her pie-hole.
16. Posted by snowhite on December 11, 2006 5:01 PM
"We find it especially disturbing that this incident comes from a well-loved personality and a television program aired on a respected network."
Well, I guess she ain't so "well-loved" no more, after this incident!
17. Posted by trey on December 11, 2006 5:04 PM
you got good looking right :)
18. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on December 11, 2006 5:05 PM
Gsfdrs!
http://www.veryliberating.com
19. Posted by Oscar Dahl, BuddyTV on December 11, 2006 5:06 PM
Rosie O'Donnell is terrible and has always been terrible. SHe sucks.
20. Posted by BoognishRising on December 11, 2006 5:07 PM
@13
Exactly! But personally I'd like the eskimos to be next in line for a can 'o bitch slap. They just bug me.
21. Posted by saradevil on December 11, 2006 5:07 PM
Rosie I can give or take, but that sound guy who managed to come in perfectly on queue with a gong?!?! That guys the real racist.
22. Posted by Mr Bubbles on December 11, 2006 5:13 PM
Who gives a shit. People need to stop being so damn sensitive. It is absolutely ridiculous. Chill the fuck out.
23. Posted by killahcheese on December 11, 2006 5:15 PM
freakin halarious
I really like your commentary there slick.
Chings and Chongs lmao, I'm chinese and I never even thought of using that in stereotypical manners before.
Fucking Funny.
24. Posted by mrs.t on December 11, 2006 5:18 PM
The only appropriate response that Rosie could have to their complaint is: "Chill out, you plicks! You know me ruv you rong time!"
And then she should put a little handmade sig in the back of her car that reads "New Driver". I love seeing the little Asian men with te sign. Then, when you cut them off they shake their little yellow fists and yell "Molon!"
25. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 11, 2006 5:19 PM
I'm guessing #23 is not exactly in love with the commentary.
26. Posted by rmccarthy10 on December 11, 2006 5:31 PM
is she supposed to learn accurate chinese before she makes her joke??? "ching chong" ets her point across
1.) non anglo whites will always be teased in the US..make fun back if it makes you feel better
2.) Its better to do it in front of everyone
3.) Its harmless nonsense on a show for fat, uneducated, stay-at-home moms...so who cares
27. Posted by Grope For Luna on December 11, 2006 5:31 PM
Q: How do the Chinese name their kids?
A: They drop the silverware on the floor.
Ah, that never gets old.
28. Posted by Giggles on December 11, 2006 5:33 PM
I will file this under "Really Don't Give a Shit."
29. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 11, 2006 5:41 PM
People, there's no need to get worked up over this just relax, enjoy a nice, thick and frothy cup of Cream of SumYunGuy soup and chill.
30. Posted by LeakyLizard on December 11, 2006 5:45 PM
I had to stop the vid at 00:13 because I thought she was going to eat me.
31. Posted by DennyMiller on December 11, 2006 5:53 PM
Perhaps a tag-team rogering by Ma'a Nonu and Tana Umaga while they perform the Ka Mate would raise her awareness of Asian culture.
32. Posted by allyrising on December 11, 2006 5:59 PM
I wouldn't expect anything less from her. Damn, she's sexy.
33. Posted by Tyler Durden on December 11, 2006 6:16 PM
thats it? thats all? van damme!
big fucking whoop. if thats racist, how is it not racist when black comedians do their "square un-hip white guy" routine?
34. Posted by wanton on December 11, 2006 6:19 PM
Ahh, ms fat dykey Rosie O'Donnerrrr...why You makea fun of my Peopre. I do not makea fun of you for mowing Rawn.
It's amazing how this lady gets mad at Kelly Ripka for making the comment about "not know where" Clay Aiken's hands have been. Which by the way was a reaction that kelly had to clay covering her mouth and did not appear to imply or accuse Clay of fisting some dude. And then she comes on and says ching chong ching chong....nice Rosie. Classy.
35. Posted by arden on December 11, 2006 6:22 PM
'Well-loved personality'??? My God, they ARE stupid!!!
36. Posted by Ass Ferret Jones on December 11, 2006 6:26 PM
Fe chan hao, Shamu!
"The Reverends" Sharpton and Jackson are conspicuously silent, and this bitch is a big fucking target : lesbian, racist, unpopular, and white. If you're an evangelical black man, what's not to like about this fight?
37. Posted by biatcho on December 11, 2006 6:27 PM
As completely fat & annoying as this bulldyke is... I mean COME ON.. a couple of chings & chongs??? She could've done better than that. Start throwing around a few wallbiting, nine-iron wedgehead comments and it's game on. or babykillers, she should have called them babykillers.
38. Posted by RichPort on December 11, 2006 6:36 PM
She looks a lot like, and has the same posture as, that guy Randy from My Name Is Earl... except less feminine. The Asians can get back at her by dominating banking and manufacturing worldwide and holding the US by the nuts by purchasing most of our debt. Oh wait... that fucking bitch.
Just so we're clear, the Chinese talk shit about us if we complain about them putting too many onions in the fried rice. Really they do.
39. Posted by biatcho on December 11, 2006 6:39 PM
Rich - have you ever tried getting on a subway in Chinatown or downtown Brooklyn?? The 90 year old chinese grandmother will stick her cane up your ass & throw you in front of the train in order to get your seat and sit her lazy ass down. I fucking hate them.
40. Posted by libtard on December 11, 2006 6:49 PM
#20,
Don't know any eskimos personally, but a friend of mine has one for an ex and apparently he is a real butthead.... Won't pay child support, won't give up custody, etc. while his extended family supports him.
Having said that, I realize that you get that level of loser in any race but I thought you might like to add that to your "Reasons I hate the Eskimos or Innuits or Whatever the Hell you people call yourselves".
As for myself, I have been breeding a hatred of Idaho for some time now. Your time is coming, Idaho!!!! God, I hate those spudders.
41. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on December 11, 2006 6:50 PM
This is not racist, people just need to relax. I don't freak out when people make fun of Germans by trying to do the rough accent my grandparents had. It may be insensitive, but good god, can we not say anything anymore without someone being offended by something?
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
42. Posted by RichPort on December 11, 2006 6:53 PM
Biatcho - They really unwrap my fucking wonton too. They manage to weave in between people's legs like hobbits, and go from decrepit to nimble and agile when scampering for a seat with their orange plastic bags. And when they have a friend with them... they always seem to hang onto that last syllable when bitching in their native tongue, like: blah blahah, BLAH blah blah blahaha Blaaaaaaaaa..... I'm like, I have no clue what the fuck you just said, but let it go alfuckingready, you tiny seat stealer...
43. Posted by Jerk616 on December 11, 2006 6:57 PM
Ching and Chong are so funny.
"Dave's not here..."
44. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 11, 2006 7:25 PM
I hear ya libtard, I for one will NEVER accept that Missura is part of the Union.
NEVER!
45. Posted by Boodlelicious on December 11, 2006 7:42 PM
Y'know, The View was annoying enough with Star Jones...Rosie is just proving time and time again what an asshole she is.
46. Posted by Skönflicka on December 11, 2006 8:17 PM
C'mon people ... It's only a couple of ching chongs ...
Swedes have also been mocked forever : our accent, over-erotism (mostly leading to very vulgar comments), buying unscrewed cheap furniture ...
That's stereotype and everybody has to live with it.
47. Posted by Peter Coffin on December 11, 2006 8:22 PM
Oh, honestly. I hate Rosie 'O Donnell. I think she is a moron and her comedy is... well, annoying. But who in America hasn't made the same god damn joke? Blacks, Whites, Asians, and even Carlos Mencia. He may not be funny, but no one cares.
PEOPLE NEED TO STOP CARING ABOUT RACIST REMARKS. The fact that it gets a rise out of people is why racism is still around.
48. Posted by Kristin on December 11, 2006 8:27 PM
Wow. Not cool Rosie.
49. Posted by allgravybaby on December 11, 2006 9:00 PM
that aint racist thats close to how they speak....
50. Posted by RichPort on December 11, 2006 9:33 PM
All that said, I do find asian men (unlike asian women) oddly appealing, with their innocent-looking open faces, and androgenous form factors. If ever I were to act on that "one gay fantasy" that every straight guy supposedly has, it'd be with an asian guy. He'd certainly be a thousand times as hot as Rosie.
51. Posted by saltpeanuts on December 11, 2006 9:51 PM
Wow, that liberal carpet-muncher has really offended Chinks around the world. Anyone but a fat, ugly, lesbo liberal would have been fired on the spot.
52. Posted by RichPort on December 11, 2006 10:05 PM
I hope noone has taken my last statement the wrong way. I'm not saying that I would ever suck the pole, what I meant was if I ever had the desire to suck the pole that it would be with an asian man. No such desires have come to fruition. It's rare that I would think of such a thing. I want you all to erase the previous statement from your minds I am strictly heterosexual.
53. Posted by libtard on December 11, 2006 10:09 PM
#44
Ha ha to that. I live in Missouri. All I got to say is Grandpa Simpson isn't missing a whole lot.
I kid, I kid. Missouri is a beautiful place. Please, for the love of all that is holy bring us some damned tourism dollars!!!
54. Posted by sexybitch on December 11, 2006 10:26 PM
#53
I'd visit, but Branson scares me.
55. Posted by guest1234567 on December 11, 2006 10:56 PM
"We find it especially disturbing that this incident comes from a well-loved personality and a television program aired on a respected network."
I find it disturbing that they think she is well loved and that ABC is a respected network.
But anyway, Fuck Rosie and her heterophopic personality.
56. Posted by BiGiTiGi on December 11, 2006 11:47 PM
She is kinda funny :))
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/
57. Posted by Thikzipr on December 12, 2006 12:10 AM
Thanks Leaky Lizard -- I haven't laughed that hard since the press thought that Michael Richards had offended someone
58. Posted by libtard on December 12, 2006 12:59 AM
#54,
You may not know that St. Louis was ranked as the most dangerous city in America this year. Take THAT, Washington, D.C.! See, all kinds of interestingness in the Show-Me-State.
P.S. Dear Lord, Branson scares the holy bejeebers out of me too. The place is like a family of inbreds who love Jesus and vote Republican. *shudder*
59. Posted by snot_rocket on December 12, 2006 1:32 AM
all we have to do is put some poison msg in her next poo poo platter and be done with it already.
i live in chinatown too and those freakin seat stealers aren't even the worst. they don't give a shit about lines either. those little mountain goats forge ahead like offensive lineman no matter if you've been wiating in line forever. so now, i don't care if it's a 102 yr old himalayan guru, that biatch is waiting for the wonton til I get mine. our eyes sort of meet and although we can't communicate in the same tongue, we both know....oh yeah, we both know.
60. Posted by snot_rocket on December 12, 2006 1:44 AM
#58-better than being a towel-head-lover who votes democrat
61. Posted by hendero on December 12, 2006 3:02 AM
I wonder if the Asian American Journalists Association ever consider that by forming a group whose name suggests its members feel the need to distinguish themselves from every other journalist, they are promoting the same sense of differentiation for which they are now criticizing Fatty O'Donnell.
I say they hunt her down and harpoon her.
62. Posted by the boy on December 12, 2006 3:24 AM
Sheesh. I've always hated her, but she's really droppin' some bombs lately. If they hadn't dropped so much cash on her fat ass she'd probably have been canned already.
63. Posted by MrSemprini on December 12, 2006 3:28 AM
What does Ms. O'Donnell think about
Midgets?
64. Posted by AmberDextrose on December 12, 2006 3:45 AM
Oh doesn't this just take you back to those heady days of last summer when someone kicked off that whole "slitty-eyed" thing on this board. Ah... nostalgia.
65. Posted by kimmor on December 12, 2006 4:09 AM
Live in Beijing and every (Chinese) person I know thought this was funny. Of course, Chinese people think fat people are funny in general, so a fat person imitating Chinese is even funnier.
66. Posted by cardio on December 12, 2006 4:30 AM
The problem with this hippo-crite is that she bitches at any hint of homophobia (by the way, not understanding the gay lifestyle or not agreeing with the gay lifestyle is not a phobia - call me homohater or homoignorant, but not homophobic. I'm not afraid of you). But she can "make fun of" blacks, jews, Asians, whatever.
Seriously, though, who wouldn't love to take one good swing at that pinata head with a baseball bat?
@43 - lmao. Dave?
67. Posted by fame is funny on December 12, 2006 4:39 AM
Besides the fact we had to listen to all Rosies goddamn bitching about 'equality' and whatnot, here is really why this is offensive:
She went for the cheap joke. Thats 'Larry the Cable Guy' lame. It's even worse that the lame American audience laughed at it. Thats a crime. She should have a gag order on ad-libbing. Hey Rosie, hit us off with a raghead joke and a chicken and watermelon joke next, maybe some hilarious observations on why men leave the seat up. Comedy gold.
68. Posted by fergernauster on December 12, 2006 5:02 AM
She needs a gentle lover... someone to do her right, in all the right places... to quiet the internal rage.
Portia.
69. Posted by JollyJumjuck on December 12, 2006 5:26 AM
#57 - Speaking of Michael Richards, talk about a double fucking standard. Richards gets lambasted (and rightly so) for his comments in a nightclub where the only reason more than a few hundred people heard this was because of someone capturing it on video. O'Donnell broadcasts it to MILLIONS on live TV, and in my books this is NO different from what Richards did, and she laughs it off. No contrition, no shame, no apology, AND WHERE THE FUCK IS EVERYONE WHO JUMPED ALL OVER RICHARDS? If you think Richards was way out of line but O'Donnell wasn't, then you're nothing but a fucking hypocritical asshole. But no, people won't put in the amount of effort to condemn O'Donnell because she's popular. Assholes, every one of you.
#66 - total agreement. She can dish it out but she can't take it.
70. Posted by Karyn Taylor on December 12, 2006 5:36 AM
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/story_pages/news/news4.shtml has a shot of the girl from Vince Vaughn's night of Jen-lessness in Budapest. I'd be hard pressed to compare her to Jen, but the man in my life says in this case an exception could be made...
Let me know what you think. And just for the record, being a straight, married woman doesn't mean I don't think Jen is gorgeous...don't we all?
71. Posted by Matt Duke on December 12, 2006 5:36 AM
Maybe if they don't want to be made fun of, they should stop talking like that. Start talking like normal people and speak English...
I kid, I kid...thank you, I'll be here all night. Try the veal.
matt duke
http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic
72. Posted by jrzmommy on December 12, 2006 5:49 AM
Rich, I'm seeing you in a whole new light. A thong, black with a floral print, maybe just yellow flowers. Possibly a small pink bow in the back. Humina-humina!
73. Posted by KelKel on December 12, 2006 5:50 AM
I hate this bitch,I hate her with every fiber of my being.And I dont give a rat's ass who she is ching chonging about,Im just glad it made her look like the idiot she is.Keep it up Rosie!
74. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 6:07 AM
I'll tell ya one thing, I'd have way more respect for KkkRamer if had stuck to his guns and told everyone to kiss his ass, fucking hecklers was acting like NIGGEZ. Which reminds me of that Chris Rock bit in which he (rightly) differentiates the behavior of black people vs. the behavior of niggez. I wasn't offended in the least. Now Rosie (and I hate her ass)already told them to live with it, if she sticks with that, my hatred will remain, but with a touch of respect. If she apologizes she'll just look like a bigger tool and a hypocrite ('cause she won't mean it y'all)
75. Posted by techclerk on December 12, 2006 6:11 AM
I worship Buddha. I like the Chinese. I have nothing against them. They built the railroad!
76. Posted by Glunp.com on December 12, 2006 6:12 AM
The COW should really shush up!
Kids can you say rac-ist?
http://www.glunp.com/
77. Posted by EJ on December 12, 2006 6:15 AM
67, I wholeheartedly agree.
69, I disagree with your assesment that threatening to lynch someone is as bad as a shitty ching-chang-chong joke.
70, not everyone thinks Jen is hot - some of us have EYES for gods sake.
78. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 6:16 AM
#58 (Branson)
See? Why go all the way there when I could just visit my family and not have to tip anyone?
79. Posted by techclerk on December 12, 2006 6:21 AM
You all are a bunch of lolo mainlan haoulies. Chinee, dey no kea.
80. Posted by Shanana on December 12, 2006 6:24 AM
Start bitching to ABC of how you feel about this. I did
http://abc.go.com/site/contactus.html
81. Posted by Anonymous on December 12, 2006 6:26 AM
Can't she just go away?
82. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 6:29 AM
#81
And can we make her take Kelly Ripa with her?
83. Posted by Anonymous on December 12, 2006 6:32 AM
#82
That would be just fabulous. We could put them on the next shuttle to the moon.
84. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 6:33 AM
#82
And what the hell has the moon ever done to deserve that?
85. Posted by Anonymous on December 12, 2006 6:34 AM
And another thing #82, have you ever noticed how much Kelly Ripa looks like a lollipop with her big head and stick thin body? And not one of those good lollipops either. One of those sugar free ones the kids get from the dentist/doctor.
86. Posted by Anonymous on December 12, 2006 6:35 AM
#84... haha! Love it. That is true. The moon has done nothing to deserve that kind of torture.
87. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 6:36 AM
#86
Wait, isn't Osama short two wives?
88. Posted by fergernauster on December 12, 2006 6:36 AM
Watch how her third chin chortles as she spouts off the pseudo-Chinese.
Mmmmmmmm. I love to snuggle in lesbian neck-waddle.
89. Posted by Anonymous on December 12, 2006 6:39 AM
#87
BINGO! Now if we could only find that bastard, we could keep him alive long enough to torture Ripa and O'Donnell and then take them all down!
90. Posted by Mojo on December 12, 2006 6:41 AM
This chunky cunt has never been funny.
http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com
91. Posted by techclerk on December 12, 2006 6:54 AM
Let's hope they stomp on the Million Mom March with a Billion Chineese March
92. Posted by RichPort on December 12, 2006 7:07 AM
#50 & #52 - Please do not expose your homoerotic fantasies under my name yu fucking troll. Post under your own name if you have something to say. Idiot.
93. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 12, 2006 7:24 AM
That Rosie, what a card! She's a national treasure!
94. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 7:25 AM
#93
Yeah, right up there with Love Canal.
95. Posted by marie-jo on December 12, 2006 7:27 AM
I'd hit it
blahahaaaaaaahha haha
96. Posted by JessicaCha on December 12, 2006 7:27 AM
WHO CARES??? How many of you can honestly sit and say you have never made a racist joke. If you haven't, then you are so not coming to any of my parties.
Your inability to laugh just shows your inability to be yourself.
Society has brainwashed us to ignore differences in others.
I say fuck that. Embrace the differences in others.
I call my sister a hooker, as a term of friendship...
ie: me-"Hey Hooker!" sis-"Hey Cunt"
Get over it. The NAACP is bad enough. Dont encourage hatred over a funny joke. Lighten up America... We're rippin ourselves apart.
Much love,
Comedian Jessica Cha
97. Posted by underdogeast on December 12, 2006 7:39 AM
Oh, Losie soooo funny. She make me lealize how funny we asian sounding and how dumb we are. Tanktoo.
98. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 7:39 AM
#96
Much love,
Comedian Jessica Cha
Is that like "Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan"?
99. Posted by underdogeast on December 12, 2006 7:43 AM
I guess we shouldn't care that much, cuz I guess I do it sometimes too. We all know that lesbians are alway ugly fat women that look like they could play for the New York Giants. Oh, and you're going to hell too. Ooops, so solly.
100. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 7:48 AM
Comedian Jessica Cha huh....
If you were a sex provider would you present yourself as:
Deep Throater Jessica Cha,
Anal Jessica or the traditional Jessica Cha Missionary at Large?
101. Posted by RichPort on December 12, 2006 7:56 AM
Slim, if she's Hasidic, she'd be "Lights Out, Hole-in-the-Sheets" Jessica Cha.
102. Posted by what up on December 12, 2006 7:59 AM
I wish Rosie were straight so we wouldn't have to deal with her. But you have to admit it's funny when the exec. dir. of an Asian assoc. has a surname of hispanic descent but writes in the singular when it should be plural (as in Chinese). Just saying. Stop staring at me!
We also hope that Ms. O’Donnell address this issue and apologize to her viewers, especially the Chinese and Chinese Americans who have been greatly insulted by this broadcast segment.
Rene M. Astudillo
Executive Director
Asian American Journalists Association
103. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 8:01 AM
Hehehehehe
104. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 12, 2006 8:03 AM
sorry... I had to.
and fuck Rosie. I don't give two shits about racial humor- until it comes from a big fat-ass self righteous cunt windbag. If it is HER cause then we must be sensitive to it, otherwise- have it! Bush, Republicans, straight people, non-whites, etc....
Douchebag.
105. Posted by fergernauster on December 12, 2006 8:12 AM
From reviewing the comments here for some time now, it is obvious there are some brilliant minds present.
I scratch my head as to why. I mean... a mind is a terrible thing to waste.
I desperately hope some of you are putting your generous talents to use elsewhere. I plan to do just that, as I dream of snaring one of my 1.5" nipple hairs in Jewel's snaggle tooth. Oooooooh, the delicious pain!
106. Posted by Alex on December 12, 2006 8:14 AM
She'll totally be excused because she is lesbian.
107. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 12, 2006 8:17 AM
the first part of my post isn't there!
it should have read:
You goddamn Mongorians! You tear down my shitty walls!
108. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 12, 2006 8:19 AM
#105- did you ride the short school bus when you were little?
and lick the windows?
109. Posted by 86 on December 12, 2006 8:21 AM
She'll be excused because everyone is afraid that she is going to eat them for dinner!!! haha
110. Posted by wedgeone on December 12, 2006 8:21 AM
#24 - . . . That was grand!
#66 - you are very wise, Confucius say!
#69 - you had me up until the very end. Rosie isn't popular - she's a categorized minority! That's why she got away with it & Richards didn't.
We'd better start shouting "Hypocrite" every time we see her.
#88 - too much . . . can't handle it . . . rotflmao!
#103 - Asians with Hispanic surnames are in most cases Filipino. But they are still Asian I believe.
111. Posted by wedgeone on December 12, 2006 8:25 AM
Thx SuperFish, for not allowing special characters.
My post should have started with "wiping tears of laughter from my round eyes"
Asshole site!
112. Posted by fergernauster on December 12, 2006 8:25 AM
AssClown - Obviously you have not made my list of brilliant posters.
But that's ok. I at least relish your handle.
113. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 12, 2006 8:29 AM
I can live now.
and annonymous person on a message board has given my life validation
woop-de-doo.
114. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 8:36 AM
Dear Principal Skinner:
Please excuse Rosie from school today. She ate someone that didn't agree with her.
Sincerely,
Mr. O'Donnell
115. Posted by *bob* on December 12, 2006 8:57 AM
#7 - Just like Jrzmommy should do.
And i see RichPort's split persona is alive and well. The fact that he does not just let the troll get bored with it and fade away, but insists in keeping his screen name and responding to the posts, just shows how attached to this place he is.
God you people are sad and pathetic. get a life. spend some time with your kids.
116. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 9:01 AM
#115 Have some haterade and a Death Treat.
117. Posted by jesseeca on December 12, 2006 9:03 AM
#27, my 6th grade english teacher said that to the class back in the day. i'm sure if anyone cared back in 1992, he could have been fired real quick!
118. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 9:05 AM
#117
And that joke wasn't funny then, either.
119. Posted by RichPort on December 12, 2006 9:06 AM
*bob*? You seem attached to my nuts. Run along now.
120. Posted by Alex on December 12, 2006 9:20 AM
Rosie is going to be in the doghouse for a while with this one. She isn't going to get any pussy for a long time.
121. Posted by cardio on December 12, 2006 9:23 AM
@96, Comedian Jessica Cha (seriously?? you're going with that signature??), I would not speak for everyone else here, but personally I am not offended by what she said and how she said it. She has actually made money at being a comedian (Comedian Rosie O'Donnell) and when you listen to comedians (even when they're no longer funny), you realize you will hear something designed to offend you. What I take offense at is that she is now the spokesmanatee for all gay and lesbian causes and therefore can tell any other alleged comedian what to say or how to act. Yet the second she can perpetuate any other stereotype, she's all over it. That makes her a hippo-crate, and hippo-cracy offends me.
Regards,
Pedestal Pontificator Cardio
122. Posted by beth_kix on December 12, 2006 9:37 AM
First of all..there is no such thing as a person who isnt racist in some form. For instance..yes Rosie..agains Chinese...BUT..she pointed fingers at Kelly being against gays! I dont like Rosie..she gets on my last nerve. But I dont think this should be made an issue. Im sick of people crying as if their feelings are hurt when they do the same shit anyways too. Its just a matter of getting caught with your opinions.
123. Posted by cardio on December 12, 2006 9:44 AM
Hey - comedian Jessica Cha has a website ( comedianjessicacha.com ). She bills herself as Comedian Jessica Cha and the Shit Gang or something like that. She has a definite wonky eye. And on her very hard to read pages (light blue text on a pink background - do you preview the stuff before you post?) it lists Christopher Walken among her favorite comedians. Other than SNL, when has he ever been a "comedian"?
Ok, I guess I'm done picking on her.
Regards,
Internet Critic Cardio
124. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 9:48 AM
#120 Well, at least not Asian pussy.
125. Posted by Carrie Catastrophe on December 12, 2006 9:54 AM
she forgot to mention how asian people name their children ... you know, throwing change down wells or staircases ... ching, chang, chong ...
tis the season to be jowry, fra fra ra ra ra ...
126. Posted by Carrie Catastrophe on December 12, 2006 10:07 AM
also,
dear rosie-
i love you more than asians are good at math.
sincerely,
carrie catastrophe
127. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 12, 2006 10:35 AM
Aww snap. I wish I would have gotten to this video first to critique on youtuberoast.com, but then again, I do have a day job.
Damn, Rosie O'donnell is the most ignorant slut I've ever seen. She is worse than Michael Richards and Mel Gibson combined. And I'm totally cereal about that.
128. Posted by libtard on December 12, 2006 10:49 AM
#115, Troll Bob:
I HAVE been spending time with the children. Yours have been over here all day showing me on the dolly where you touched them.
Why is it that trolls always assume that we all have children and that they are all withering at our feet pleading for food while we obliviously type away? Bob, you child-touching dolt, it was 8:57 or thereabouts when you posted your words to live by. It is now 12:47 PM here. The kids are in SCHOOL, you idiot and most of the people here are at work.... so you should actually tell them to pay attention to their work. In which case you would still be a dolt.
So to conclude, Bob is a pedophile and he has no job.
129. Posted by libtard on December 12, 2006 10:50 AM
Oh, and sexybitch is owning this thread.
130. Posted by diarrhea riot on December 12, 2006 10:51 AM
RO'D hates TC
131. Posted by cole007 on December 12, 2006 11:49 AM
That's hilarious - first Kramer and now, Rosie. Chingy Chang Chong, why don't you take back "Cunilingus Rice"... (where are you, Dave Chappell, when we need the "Racial Draft" and the KKK man who is blind, yet black?)
Ok, had to do that... Also, #70, you are a tard. Horseface is ugly and I never, ever thought she was pretty for one instance, and almost had to be committed in High School because I couldn't understand why every stupid boy in high school thought she was hot. Her hair? that's IT. Her hair? Jesus, I hate her hair color. "Putty brown" - I have caulk that is more interesting in between my tub and sink.
Shave that head, and she looks like the alien, from, well, Alien. Sigourney Weaver is hotter than Aniston for godsakes.
132. Posted by hotdancer420 on December 12, 2006 12:38 PM
what a fat hogg!!!! i can't stand listening to her. she's such a fuckin idiot which is why she was a great fill in for the other fat hen that left.
133. Posted by ffordegroupie on December 12, 2006 12:50 PM
I hate the French. I have never met a nice French person in my life -- they tend to be snotty, smirky, and insist that Americans are stupid if we don't eat snails and only watch their movies.
Since everyone else gets to rag on the Jews, the blacks, the Chinese and now whites, am I allowed to rant on about how all the world'sproblems are caused by the French?
And why isn't this windbag being kicked around like Michael Richards? or Mel Gibson for snapping (while drunk) about the Jews? If she'd used the N-word, they would have squashed her like a big FAT bug.
Or maybe it's that she's a fat, ugly lesbian who spends her spare time ranting about politics. If straight Repub Hassellwhatsername had said this, she would be out of a job. But Rosie gets a free ride!
That said, Asian men are obscenely hot. I love Asian men.
134. Posted by RavenHairedBeauty on December 12, 2006 1:06 PM
I'm boycotting that stupid fat bitch too. There is an Idiot who wrote to her on her webpage named YVES, he writes that its not offensive because Rosie does English accents. She was still speaking in ENGLISH. IT NOT THE SAME THING. If she spoke in Chinese, the real language, not just jibber jabbering, it would be different.
and she turned off her blog, so no one can write to her.
She gets easily offended over a comment Kelly Ripa says, that was not even homosexual. Lets parody homosexuals and she will go crazy.
Rosie, wheres your mullet cut, and your fake dildo??? Lets who wears the strap on?? Kelly???
Ever since she got on the View, its been Rosie hour. Choke on your dildo Rosie!!!
http://www.rosie.com/blog/sections/ask-ro/
135. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 12, 2006 1:12 PM
#115 I don't have any kids you fucktard.
try again with an even more lame insult.
eat another twinkie? check.
I'm fat? check.
I'm a loser in my mom's basement? check. check.
but bear in mind you wonder of babbling pointless attempted unfunny insults- YOU are right here with all of us "losers".
eh.
136. Posted by becky191985 on December 12, 2006 2:13 PM
it's not full out racsim but is definately bad, bad stereotyping. China is going to be the next superpower, not obese lesbians who are only on a show because they couldn't get anyone good on that week.
Besides, how would you vocally represent that woman? I think 'Oink oink.. sluuuurp.. munch munch.. moooooo, slurrrppp'
137. Posted by nychag on December 12, 2006 2:42 PM
#13 & #20 go fuck yourselves- b/c they'll blow you up ass wipes
does big-dyke-mamma have a show again?
138. Posted by yurmomslunchbox on December 12, 2006 2:51 PM
i just call them do mai's. not ching chongs.
139. Posted by RavenHairedBeauty on December 12, 2006 3:06 PM
#136, you're absolutely right... China is going to be the next superpower, and I hope you get executed Chinese style Rosie.
In China, punishment for drug trafficking is death. So you know they mean business
140. Posted by e_ticket on December 12, 2006 4:13 PM
Posted by some weak-ass shitbag on December 11, 2006 6:39 PM. "The 90 year old chinese grandmother will stick her cane up your ass & throw you in front of the train in order to get your seat and sit her lazy ass down. I fucking hate them."
One can only hope.
141. Posted by MargeAggedon on December 12, 2006 4:20 PM
Who gives a fuck?
142. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 12, 2006 5:23 PM
Sure, we can't make fun of Clay Aiken, but the most outdated, ridiculous Asian stereotype is cool. Way to go Rosie! Best performance since "A League of Their Own"!
143. Posted by Skip Smith on December 12, 2006 5:37 PM
Hey, they were also talking about Danny DiVito on the BET!
"Yo, nigga, Danny DiVito was drunk on The View. I love me some fried chicken, bitch!"
144. Posted by sid on December 12, 2006 5:41 PM
You wanna know what it is?
FIRST: It's no big deal.
SECOND: It's about what a bad comedian she is. The great SId Caesar has a gift for doing this, but doing it WELL.
It's amazing–he can talk gibberish that makes it sound like he's speaking real Italian, German, Japanese, and French. It's really fucking awesome.
The only sin here is that Rosie is an untalented dirtbag making a lot of money just because she rode Madonna's coattails for a few years, and like her, she knows how to keep her share of the soundbite time by saying something really stupid every now and then.
OH, oh, oh–I'm a genius!
145. Posted by Laffinmybuttoff on December 12, 2006 6:03 PM
I guess I need to be more sensitive, I watched it, laughed, then remembered I was supposed to be bashing her. Then again, I am getting pretty sick of people taking offence to little thing anyone says. When did it get to this point? It seems like the whole world has turned ultra sensitive lately. Like every ones sitting around angry waiting for a politically acceptable reason to have a hissy fit.
146. Posted by emilyrrr on December 12, 2006 7:11 PM
on her website you can see she types in internet slang that a 10 year old would use. "2" and "ty" and all that crap. she also tells one commenter to go fuck themselves, right after she gives advice to a middle aged mom about arts and crafts.
what a crack head.
147. Posted by Shelley Bonnechance on December 12, 2006 8:21 PM
I can't imagine that any Asian person I know would think anything about this. It's stupid Rosie O'Donnell on The (Stupid) View, neither of which any thinking person should hold in high esteem.
Just roll your eyes and move on.
148. Posted by sexybitch on December 12, 2006 9:00 PM
#147
Obviously this is a racist comment because you can't tell when Asians roll their eyes. Take Rosie off The View, she's encouraging this plague.
Sincerly,
Star Jones
149. Posted by James on December 12, 2006 9:56 PM
Rosie O'Donnell is still an ignorant fat obnoxious bull dyke bitch.
150. Posted by dreamerboy on December 12, 2006 10:09 PM
Whatever. People need to get a grip. It's politically correct crap like this that slowly poisons us and stifles creativity and spontaneity. I am gay and I have seen far, far worse jabs taken at us countless times on TV and most of time, people just laugh and nothing happens (even at times when something probably should be done). Relative to that, this was soo freakin' mild! Gimme a break, Rosie is so liberal and cool do you really think she's some big racist? If you still have your panties up your ass, get Margaret Cho on the View and have her lube wrestle with Rosie while Barbara acts as referee!
151. Posted by libtard on December 13, 2006 12:32 AM
I think the main problem is not that she's gay,or made a stupid (unfunny) comment as much as she's a flippin' hypocrite.
152. Posted by biatcho on December 13, 2006 8:55 AM
#140 - e-ticket: that was my weak ass comment about the chinese folk from downtown manhattan. and unless you live here keep your whiny mouth shut. And if you say you do live here and you're one of those assholes downtown then I am Ok with that because you're already condemned to a life of hellfire & brimstone.
laugh a little, you might find it gets you laid.
153. Posted by shanonorato on December 13, 2006 11:00 AM
She's got more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
154. Posted by shanonorato on December 13, 2006 11:11 AM
BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
155. Posted by Jenster on December 13, 2006 11:21 AM
be adiquite rosie, be adequite.
that being said she jumps all over Kelly friggen Ripa about the clay aiken thing when she was the only one who called the fruit "gay" but its okay to make fun of
asian people.
next thing you know, she's going to be sporting buck teeth and walking around with
one of those circular thing on her head
saying "me so sorrey, me rikey you long time"