I don't know who these people are but FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

And I care why?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

I would do Rachel Bilson so fast. SHe's the reason I started watching that wretched show.

Who the hell is Adam Brody anyway?

omfg noooooooooooooooo

who are either of these people? maybe if she flashes her slit i will recognize her.

he looks like a switch hitter. He's probably hoping to hook up with Lance Bass now that Lance is available.

Who? Kids these days.

Anyway, whoever that chick is on the left, she's hot.

I didn't know this website was now the "random comments about hot chicks nobody ever heard of," but if that's the case, I'm all for it.

And umm... seventh?

Uhh they're from the OC retards. Probably isn't big news though, unless you're one of the 13 year old girls that watch the show.

If they can't make it, how can any of us?!?!

http://www.VeryLiberating.com

hey Superficial...
My fiance calls me a baby panda, and im not a nightmare!

Adam Brody is the cutest nerd. I think he is absolutely adorable! And she is precious. Too bad for them. They were so cute together!

Holy shit my co-worker just told me about a website that allows you to trace someone by typing in phone number...it kinda works like Google Earth. It zooms in on the exact street the person is on. Damn technology is so fucken advanced!
go to: http://www.phonetrace.org/

in the lime colored box select state...type in cell phone number and click "TRACE IT NOW"

If the guy's idea of a fun time is seeing Volkswagon concept cars - I can see how they may have had their differences.
(For those of you keeping score at home VW says:"The name is a fusion of the words 'tiger' and 'leguan' (German for the word 'iguana') and sounds more like the cute fuzz-ball sleeping in the window of your local pet-store" - Good Times !)

he's finnaly mine.

13 - that was a little sneaky

that phonetrace.org is nsfw

!!!!!!

That's what happens when superfish posts lame stories like the above...it drives some people to do not so nice things!

Let this be a lesson to you superfish! Next time heads will roll!

#20 - Unfortunately that's not a lesson to Superfish...it's a lesson to us at work who end up with that crap (perfectly fine for home, if that's your thing) on our work screen...not cool.

ok let me rephrase myself...Let this be a lesson to all who chose to go to work to log on to a celebrity blog sites...better?

Fair enough...those of us at work are already breaking the rules but people are generally courteous enough to warn us that certain things are NSFW...I won't get fired for checking out a celebrity blog site while I'm on lunch at work but I'm sure that having your nastiness pop up (because, admittedly, I was ridiculous enough to follow the link) is frowned upon and I'd rather not have to explain myself to anybody - but that's just me.

ok my dear...all that is left is, let this be a lesson learned...NEVER CLICK UNKNOWN LINKS AT WORK! you say I should have been courteous enough to warn?
This is TheSuperficial...Brittney's CROTCH is splattered on the screen DAILY...do you throw your arms around the monitor in hopes your boss doesn't see those posts? civilization does not harbor a place here..this is The Superficial..

NO! Not another hollywood power couple broken up!@$

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

LOL @ 7

I hope this doesn't effect their relationship on the OC, I just couldn't bare to watch it anymore if it does..........

Who? Oh, some "O.C." kids? Yeah. I care. I care like Britney wears underpants.

I really really want to do Rachel Bilson in the but

http://www.celebslam.com

I just filed this under Who gives a flying fuck?, right next to Kristin Dunst goes to the dentist and mirandawilde really loves America.

#24 - Seriously...I'm all about the bitchy uncivilized nature of this site...most of the time prefer the comments of the bitter, bitchy and unbelievably witty people than the Superfish's comments...again, I take full responsibility for clicking on the link - you're absolutely correct "a lesson learned". For the record, I don't generally click to see the NSFW pics of Britney's puss so there's no need for monitor hugging.

oh my god, everyone shut up about not caring or not knowing who these people are, it doesn't make you look cool... they were the most famous people, like, in the world a year ago, if you don't want to read about it then just ignore it. Jesus.

WHO?

#30-thanks for your response, hope it's safe to respond...I'm assuming you're still on your lunch break?
ok great that you don't click on brittney's crotch while at work but I am wondering if TheSuperficial site titles such as, "Brittney Spears shows her crotch again" and "Brittney Spears' boobs are out of control" are healthy for your work environment?. And what about Pamela Anderson rubbing her ass on Kid Rock's neck while Kid Rock's 3Dimensional middle finger engulfs your screen? Is that work office worthy?

I have no idea who this woman is but she is beautiful, dressed nicely, and I see nary a labia in the pic. I hope this doesn't become a habit.

#33 - No, I'm not still on my lunch break - fortunately for me today is a relatively quiet day. While I appreciate your concern - all of the things that you've mentioned, although questionable in the minds of some people I'm sure, are not quite as bad as a frontal view of a full out porn clip. I'm not against porn...I enjoy it in the right environment - but work's not it - it just would've been nice to know that it really wasn't work appropriate...one more time, my bad - I get it - don't click on links if you're not sure about them...normally I don't...this time I did...I still think that even in the bitchiest of moments on most blogs there is an underlying respect and an unwritten rule to let people know that things may not be okay for work. It's not a big deal...I'm over it...I still realize it was my own fault for clicking it..."I ain't mad at ya!"

Did you get fired?

Ummm...no...but hey, maybe that's an idea...I'll keep opening ridiculous links that you post...get fired, score a severance package and chill for a bit - sounds like fun!

This post is only semi-related, but is completely an in-joke. I will then forward the link to this page to a friend, and they will laugh at what I've typed. The rest of you will not get it, and I don't really care. Feel free to skip down a post to read something that is most assuredly funnier, or pour scorn on me for being such a self-important blowhard. All responses shall be printed out, placed between two slices of rye bread and eaten. I'll probably burp and then I may or may not excuse myself to my work colleagues.

Chelsea: Pack your bags, baby. The time has come.

zzzzzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzz

Actually, the lesson is to just ignore llllllllll's posts. He's a troll and a shitty one at that. But he's fairly new, so you wouldn't necessarily have known.

But he DOES like kissing foreskin. Said so himself. Odd that.

LMAO @ #10.

#40 - Thank you for pointing that out...seriously...I read all the time but very rarely post. I can definitely be a bitch when I want but I'm nowhere near as creative as the regulars here that I love to read...from here on in he/she/it'll be ignored! :o)

I was having a shitty day but I hate to say it, when I clicked on #13's site and it made me laugh. I'm ashamed!!

reese withersoon and ryan... brad and jennifer, nick and jessica. and now them, theres no hope, no hope i tell you!

Yawn, Adam Brody makes me want to punch him in the face with his stupid "nerd chic" act and than annoying lispy voice. He even managed to make parts of Mr. and Mrs. Smith irritating and unsexy

they look so good tgt. i really cant believe this.

ps. adam brody is NOT hot.
HE IS HAWWWWWWTT!! WOAH!

#37 severance package..ahh sounds great...at least that way your dream will become reality. Think about it, you'll be able get paid to stay at home ALL day while you read and post on the Superficial undisturbed! and then I'll be able to post many many more gay porn links for you to click on! Or maybe if the severance package doesn't come through you can speed the process by simply going on welfare.

P.S. you also mentioned something about capabilities of being bitchy...
FYI, you're gay ma'am.
this is why internet homos who hide behind computers such as EJ magically sense this and magnetize to your defense. You ladies should get together some time for a little man to man kisses and cream and porno clicking.

#40-Darlin, read #47

ummm,who are these people and why should we care

Good.

NO ONE CARES!!!
THis is wasted space.

Just when you start to think there is no God, all starts to become right with the world.

Rachels' look says a thousand words. Most of them beeing 'why', 'jeezuz','what a cunt' and 'save me'.

I swear all these celebs break up just before Christmas so they don't have to buy gifts and so they can hook-up at New Years. Cheap fucks. Seriously, what celeb wants a fucking VW?

i love them, they were so cute together

omg. you guys dont know who adam and rachel are! shame on you... SERIOUSLY!
how can you not know about these two! they're the hottest couple in history! plus they're lovers on the BEST tv show ever made, THE OC.
so please never say you dont know these two, cause thats insane! you dont know about adam ♥ rachel
and rachel ♥ adam
than you need to get some help! cause they're the best couple eva!
NEVA DISS THE OC. or the actors!

omg. you guys dont know who adam and rachel are! shame on you... SERIOUSLY!
how can you not know about these two! they're the hottest couple in history! plus they're lovers on the BEST tv show ever made, THE OC.
so please never say you dont know these two, cause thats insane! you dont know about adam ♥ rachel
and rachel ♥ adam
than you need to get some help! cause they're the best couple eva!
NEVA DISS THE OC. or the actors!

How do people not know who these two are? It's Seth (Adam Brody) and Summer (Rachel Bilson) from The O.C.!

The O.C. rules all!