God Bless Paris

I think it's the reflection from the flash. That happens...everyone just always assumes the bad ya know.

You know, Cocaine is a helluva drug. I bet after lunch she went and fucked up somebody's couch with her muddy boots.

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Let's face it...she's just a cracked out whore! BWAHAHAHA

That...is just classic. I dont see how'd he suggest it going half way up her nose, but sure..lets go with birthday cake frosting.

Hey... that ain't cake frosting!

I'm more upset at the fact that these two morons spent $2,600 on fucking lunch!!! THAT's the real story here! What a joke!

meh, it's just a reflection - http://hollywoodsnark.com

It looks like a glare off of something shiny inside her nose (like snot) to me.

$1050 for a steak? Better be made from one of Santa's flying reindeer at that price.

Oh and Paris is a coked-up whore.

Knowing how smart Paris is, it may very well have been sugar that she snorted.

$1050 stake a pop? There better be cocaine in it.

And how does she stay that thin? Yup drugs, drugs, drugs.

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"Stray dessert" is the new "wardrobe malfunction".

wtf. seriously. i'm not defending anyone but with ALL those paparazzi flashes, that's probably a reflection from her nostril... how they get cocaine i don't know. stupid fucks.

I routinely get cake up my nose. I often blame it on cocaine when people ask me how I keep my girlish figure while stuffing my face with pastries.

"stray dessert." got it. (note to self: write down "stray dessert" for all-purpose excuse in my own life)

that's just brandon fucking her in the nose.

#11....hahahha

its def some sort of glare from the flash. maybe her "people" should have checked out the photo before commenting... "stray dessert" is more incriminating than the picture!

Man, you should send Paris a candy basket or something for Christmas. She provides an awful lot of material for this website!

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I love how paparazzi and celeb-watchers analyze a photo of Paris like it was the Zapruder film.

"In frame 234, you can clearly see a flying monkey come out of Ms. Hilton's butt! Coincidence? I think not!"

10% tip. Whatta cunt.

Pretty dull celeb-news day Dec. 13/06, was it?

... Time for a Prezzle.

She..........nevermind.

Someone needs to buy cooter and her greasy coked up friends a tip calculator for Xmas.

Paris as usual

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Thank you Xopher, I was just about the say the same thing. It doesn't surprise me she would leave a 10% tip, she is a member of the Idle Rich after all. It seems most of them have no concept of etiquette.

A 10% tip is fantastic for Paris Hilton who seems completely unaware that other people exist in the world, much less waitstaff.

I would believe that it's reflection from snot dripping out her nose almost as much as I would believe drugs. But freaking cake in her nose? I think Paris needs to fire her rep... thats the best excuse he can come up with? no wonder she's so f'ked up if her rep is that smart.

"say, Paris, maybe you should pose nude... great publicity... not wait... a home made porn video... ya, that's the ticket."

Damned those stray desserts! They are everywhere. Kate Moss fell into a whole pile of them not long ago and now one has mischievously found its way up Parasite's nose. For the love of god, have your desserts spade or neutered!

Yes, you must be careful of stray desserts, I had a whole angel food cake make it up my nose just last week!

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a more believable story would have been Brandon Davis' leftover spooge... but then maybe that's the dessert her PR was referring to.

Actually, just slightly under 10% was what they left for a tip , but probably assumed the server was honored to be in her/his/their presence. But I would avoid Kobe steak and truffles if I was Brandon... The fat face is becoming obscene. He should start putting dessert in his nose to trim down. just a suggestion...

How stupid. It's a reflection on her skin. Big Headline: Paris Hilton has shiny skin inside her nose. WOW.

Ask Sean P-Diddy Combs if HE ever left a ten percent tip. That classy MoFo gives out hundreds to bartenders just for keeping the ice cold...

WELL SAID NUMBA #34.... WELL SAID......

I used to work across the street from Nello's. The owner would always come into our store asking for a discount, beig that he was a neighbor. Cheap fuck. It takes idiots like Paris to buy a $1050 steak... I could buy a whole fucking heard for that price, and have more fun butchering them myself. Nuke that fucking place... or the terrorists win.

lol! @31

@34 - Me thinks that the picture posted here is not the actual one of Paris and the mysterious dessert but rather a "filler", if you will, to indicate that she does, in fact, have a nostril and that things could randomly get up there. Things. Some how.

what? Paris Hilton was munching on Kobe Bryant's Tube Steak? What?

of course shes a coke head how do you think she stays so skinny but eats at in and out burger all the time and goes on and on about how she never works out pure cokehead

Let's swap her little dog with one that is trained to sniff out drugs and watch what happens.

Why is she wearing a blindfold?

of couse shes a cokehead how does she stay so skinny eating at in and out burger all the time and bragging about not working out pure cokehead

celebs just can't keep their nose clean.

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Yeah, I don't give a damn about her drug use, what she should really feel bad about is having a $2600 lunch. I understand you get what you pay for and NYC is more expensive than most other places and it's a high-end restaurant, but help me, Jebus, $2600? For that money, the steaks should be encrusted with diamonds so that your post-steak dump sparkles. Other than that, I don't see any reason for any human being to have a lunch that costs $2600 for two people. I'd say it's probably because they had wine with the meal, but neither Paris nor Greaseball seem like wine aficionados to me. She probably drinks some diet soda crap and he probably brings his own flask. They're both a waste of space.

$2600 (in US dollars) would feed my family for about 6 months. Aerosmith was right, Eat The Rich.

Oh, and Paris is a cunt. Not the nice cunts you want to have sex with, settle down and enjoy a life with. No, she's just a cunt.

I know it has already been commented on...
but they barely tipped under 10%!! 15% would have been $390.

Maybe the gratuity rules are different in restaurants where you can order a $1,050 steak. But if they hadn't been lousy tippers I doubt the server would have would have been chatty about the specifics of their meal to the paparazzi.

No seriously, Paris is really good at doing coke man.

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I love that myself and others are more upset about the shitty tip than the actual drug use! I mean if you have the money the spend that amount on one meal then fucking tip the person 20 percent...honestly

Why is Paris famous!?! BAH!!!!

You don't want to do cocaine after dropping 3k on lunch

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There is no way that is cocaine. If she had been doing cocaine recently enough for a big chunk like that to be visible, she would not be eating anything. Let alone a ceasar salad and a steak.

You don't eat when you are coked up.

Well, obviously it's penile residue from the last blowjobs she gave...for crissakes, leave her alone, she just forgot to blow her nose...probably from several penises all shooting cum on her face, and, well, she had to put it somewhere...

Snot very nice....

The real crime here is that somehow, in the Cosmic Universe, that this CUNT somehow rates "lunch" at $2600.00 - the decimal point should appear after the "2" - she should be standing at a drive-thru wearing a paper hat...there is truly no justice in this world...

Why doesn't she just start doing porn and get it over with???

If she was doing blow after her lunch, 10 minutes after this photo was taken she went and took a HUGE shit.

i'd label it the reflection off the zillions of camera flashes that are taking this worthless piece of shit's picture. but of course she does drugs!

i couldn't figure out where the 'white residue' on her nose was but then i realized that you might think the glare was coke. idk, i think it's pretty obvious it's a glare. would you rather she had a hairy nose?

WTF!!! 250 on 2600 is LESS than 10%....fucking cheap rich assholes!

I hope the waiter hocked a big loogie in their entrees. Anyone that would spend that kind of money on lunch deserves to ingest some type of bodily fluid.

Gotta run...a packet of Sweet & Low just attacked my nose.

I think we are missing the point of.....where the hell is that fat greasy check bouncing sloth Brandon Davis getting the money for that lunch? Oh wait, I get it, Paris paid for lunch and HE left the tip. Thats why it was under 10%.

just looks like a reflection from the flash to me.

no way anyone eats all that food hopped up on coke. $2500 on alcohol, yes, but not food. trust me.

#7 & 46 - right. If she had any sense of concern for her fellow human beings, she could have used that $2600 to fund a soup kitchen for an entire month. What the fuck kind of steak is worth $1000? Kobe can't be THAT much better than Angus (not the Angus that Burger King sells, but a REAL angus steak).

#17 & 32 - if that's leftover, crusty Brandon spooge in her nose, how long will Starving Nachos remain her fiancee?

#39 - Paris is so loose that she'd have no problem accommodating Kobe Bryant's Tube Steak in any of her inputs. And not even talk about it or sue him afterwards!

#58 LMAO!

#54 - so true if it was cut with baby laxative, which so much truly is these days...

Which also explains how she stays thin.

I think, personally, that is merely a hairless reflection of the GREESE pit she ate lunch with - that fatty fat fat ugly no-crotch having brandon "spend-too-much-of-my-granddaddies-money-for-lunch" because I'm a "fattie-fat-fattie-greasy-pile-of-shit-who-can't-calculate-a-tip...fattie!"

By the way - yes, they drank "cokes"
"They gulped down cokes and mineral waters."

eww.... they are going to HELL I tell you!

As an aside, they really dressed up for lunch, didn't they? Last time I went into a place where one meal costs more than my bi-weekly paycheck wearing my hood up, they thought I was robbing the place....

LOL @ #42!

Its the flash from the camera.

She doesn't use narcotics...eeexxcept for that pot that was photographed in her purse.

Its just the reflection of the light from the camera's flash.

That's not coke residue. Paris is trying to clean up her image, so she's had a coke-dam installed inside her nose, to keep the Demon Powder out. I applaud her. And now I leave for my weekly psych exam. Wish me luck!

this is obviously a glare/flash from a camera... I'm not saying she doesn't do coke but this is just stupid. no one high on coke would spend $2600 on FOOD. ughhhgggghhh