Jesus, can you imagine a child from those two?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Who would marry this tranny?!?!?! I guess the Greek really loves the back door huh?

Knowing her its probably her latest fantasy, i guess having a baby one passed now its being engaged. Then she is going to pretend she is married to a broom and then she'll pretend to have little broom babies.

What will she imagine next???

"and here's one of me getting banged by my kinkajou!"

Wow, even a giant diamond can't get me to look away from her lazy eye.

Hey Stavros, this is a black and white dinner not blue and grey. Dipshit.

Um, if this is a black and white party, why is the douche bag wearing a blue shirt?

Zoinks!

I wonder if her man Starving Nachos will mind being married to a whore. I heard that you can reach inside her and pull out Christmas presents.

The Greeks are hairy. If they reproduce, the kid will be the first ever sasquatch with the type 2 herpes virus.

"Celebutard"
Hahahahahahahahaha!

The dumb bitch doesn't even know how to work her own african-american-berry........

I thought she had been sterilized by Planned Parenthood already?

i don't think broom sticks can get preggers. How will a fetus survive in a shriveled dryed up fetus cave? it just might fall out from the huge gaping hole between her legs.

her nose is so long, maybe they'll look like Pinnochio? a really hairy Pinnochio

#7

rules are for people on payroll. stavros nachos is a billionaire. he could come in there with only a grass skirt. In fact he coult enter carrying paris with his left arm inserted in her ass up to the elbow and no one would cut on the house lights in shock. i'm sure the invite read : "Black and White party and whatever Stav Nachos Wears"

she just does stuff like this so people will talk about her. Besides rampant STDs, this is what her and Lindsey have in common.

i just want to hold him down and feed him. what? thats not a guy in chick clothes.

I'm sure this marriage would last long.

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hmmmm, for a greek, he's ok, not perfect but ok. the other one , the paris guy was a tad cuter, tho. he should better be hitting me, we share the same confession and I make wonderful pitas and gyros !!

Paris believes you shouldn't have sex until you're married.

There, I said it with a straight face.

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@ #20: *snicker*

... I wouldn't tap that with your schlong, hillary.

I thought she was married to her music. What the fuck.

Okay, is it me, or do some of these pictures not look like the others? I mean, in the ones with Stavknob, Paris has stripped her jewelry, the little white string from her dress and I'd almost swear her nails are black, but it's hard to tell. In the lone ones, tah dah! Jewelry, red nails, little white string.

Maybe this is just what happens at exclusive LA parties. Maybe it's trendy to strips off one's baubles as the evening dwindles on, but it seems odd. Damn logic. Though I suppose Paris would never wear the same dress twice - and, alas, there would go my grand conspiracy theory.

Was that last picture taken in the loo? WTF?

what's the greek translation for "Popazao"?

Well, they'd better get busy. It's her dream to have four kids in the next five years, you know.

#9 - if reaching inside Paris produces Christmas presents, then Nachos should put on a Santa suit & start yelling "Hoe! Hoe!! Hooooooe!!!

Although I think by reaching inside of Paris' cavern, You wouldn't find Christmas presents, but your arm WOULD be leperous when you remove it.

You can't turn a whore into a housewife

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i only say: malaka.

and if u meet some greek people, just say a friendly "malaka" to them and they will love you immediately.

BTW - where's Britney during this big party? I thought that Brit & Paris are so inseparable now that they're joined at the hip, so shouldn't she be in at least one of these photos?

No offense, but why do all the advertised sites look JUST LIKE Superfish? As an example, I point to 29.

It's like they all have a template.

TITLE (SMARTASS WHEN POSSIBLE)

Rinse, lather, repeat. Only thing is, only Fish gets the asinine remarks right - his are fairly funny, but everyone else's is just random and stupid....

...Which is probably why THEY advertise HERE, but Fish doesn't advertise THERE! Heh. :D

Hey, all you celeb bloggers: If your site is worth a shit, we'll find it on our own. You don't need to post fake comments here with a link. Furthermore, all your banners suck serious ass. Peace out, bitches!

Huh. The html erased my template cause I used brackets. Weird.

Like anyone cares, but if you're starting a shitty celeb spin-off site, here it is again:

1. TITLE (SMARTASS)
2. Pics of Celeb
3. Actual story
4. Quote from story, surrounded by pwetty quote pics.
5. Asinine Comments.

Repeat.

"here's me eating brit's snatch, and this is me fisting lindsay, but she was like nuh-uhn and got all mad and stuff..."

these broads? yuck.

carpemundus.com - slore free...okay, not really

so you mean to tell me with all the women in the world this guy wants to marry someone thats dingy as hell,supposedly has vd up the yang AND has a sex tape out? your kidding me right? Oh wait..kid rock did it.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

How long until she calls off the engagement?

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Paris Hilton is a filthy whore. Definitely.

If she's engaged, dude must be hittin' the pipe.

God that guy must be desperate! Yeah, he's ugly and all, but he's a Greek shipping heir...please don't spend all that money to get Paris a ring and just get a hooker - cheaper and more trustworthy!

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I really want this to be true, if only so whichever Olsen sister he dumped with can freak out in a fit of shrieky tears.

She's "engaged" again? What should we send?

She's a ho-bag too! There's no way she's engaged. She just wants the attention.

Get rich from your home.
http://www.richfromyourhome.com

The only Greek that this titless freakin' ho likes on a regular basis is anal sex - I canot imagine anyone sticking his penis into any orifice of hers and having it come out normal again...yechhh - God help the Devil's spawn that will come clawing and screaming its way out of that horrible slit of hers...

Engaged? I doubt it.
10 bucks says that ring came out of a cracker jack box.

Child Protective Services should have the right to pre-emptively take custody of some people's ovaries...

Mary-Kate, thank whatever god you believe in that you dated him before Lohan and Paris! No I mean it, you totally dodged a VD-covered bullet.

Stavros has low self esteem

Whore off! Which slutty celebirty will get married first?! FIND OUT AFTER THE JUMP! =D

43. Get fucked in your ass.

She's filthy rich, can buy her own diamonds, and put the ring on her own finger. Mystery solved.

Oh, how the mind reels -

With all his money, you'd think that Stav-O could arrange for a better haircut. He looks like Dweezil Zappa after chemo.

#5 - Good one! The whole fan-damily has the weird eyeball thing going, Nicky included. One can only hope they never go skeet-shooting.

In the last pic, Paris looks like a madam in a whorehouse bathroom. It's clearly just a matter of time before she takes over where Heidi Fleiss left off.

Oh, yes, and #34 - you might want to take your delightful wit to a place it will be appreciated. Schmuck.com, perhaps.

She's got toilet paper stuck to her shoe in that last pic.

#53, those are her panties. I think she just leaves them around her ankles because, hey, it saves time.

#54...

Absofuckinlutely hilarious - !!!! LOLOLOL

that dress is nice..

why is that guy pushing her away?

That last picture really creeps me out for some reason.

Man...what the F?

Damn, those hilton sisters are UGLY! In picture #2 nicky's got quite a honker, hey!

it looks fake because of her finger. whateverrr

Heh. 52, your searing commentary made me want to cut myself until I realized I don't give a fuck. :D

Nice try, though. ;)

Stavros is probably not the brightest guy in the world, hanging out with Paris and all, but I do not care .... HE IS HOTTTTTT