Did she mention I banged both of them, at the same time

I wonder if Paris knows anything about whore ethics?

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Dear oh dear.

I don't know or care about the subject matter, but her writing puts Lindsay Lohan's to shame. Complete sentences, correct syntax...

Maybe she had someone write it for her, but it's refreshing after the Lohan writing debacle.

Someone kill these bitches now.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

ok...more importantly...how do you get on Paris' myspace friends list?

One of the smartest things she said this year. Go Paris!

so, showing your vagina in public is cool for a young mom?

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because Paris knows everything there is to know about good parenting. just look at her dogs!

Paris Hilton knows how to write?

http://theblemish.com

Whether or not you agree with what she said, at least that bulletin was actually coherent. Lindsay Lohan could learn a thing or two from Paris! OMG! I can't believe i just said that.

Damn, Paris can actually write complete sentences. That is more than I can say for Britney, YALL! "We're CUNTRY!"
[Also, for Lohan, who has so much blow in her system, she single-handedly keeps Columbia in business.]

And by the way, what does Brit do? Put the kids to bed, smoke a bong rip, hire a full-time live-in nanny, and parties, then sleeps late, and the nanny pumps the drunken, ecstacy-laiden breast milk in the morning - I mean, what is going on here?

"Like those people who hang around Brit and not me, should be so ashamed. I mean, duh, I am so like more prettier than Britney. And I totally have mastered the hot flashing my pussy or something."

I think that was what Paris really meant to say.

Dear Paris Pantistain-

Save your ignorant fucking soliloquies for your dollies when you sit down to have tea & cake after dropping two hits of acid this evening. No one gives a shit about your defense of Shitney Fears. CPS is getting ready to take your dog away from you, as they are in route to Shitney's house to save her children from a lifetime of confusion and a spiraling downturn into alcohol and drug abuse at the ages of 6 and 4.

Next time you decide to run someone's career into the ground through cheesy cheap pussy=shots, please notify them that it's most important to have a decent-looking snatch BEFORE showcasing it. Also, if you would be so kind as to advise Pauly Shore on the next big publicity stunt to advance his career, we would all appreciate it if you, he, "Kramer" and Andy Dick would jump off the nearest bridge over the Hudson. Holding hands!

Kindest-
CLBWLB

After Lindsay Lohan's piece of shit letter, you KNOW Elliot Mintz would never have let Parass write something without a spellchecker. This is too grammatically correct...Lindsay, take notes on how to hire a proper ghost-writer.

Paris sucks.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

"Britney loves her kids to death, and I know for a fact that it truly hurts her when she sees these cruel things being written about her."

Don't do STUPID SHIT BRIT and we won't WRITE CRUEL THINGS! Actually, we probably would but at least the cruel things we would write about would be the accent, the clothes, the ugly hair and face but not the parenting skills.

Sorry I'm unfamiliar with the "Partying Code of Ethics". Is this something each of us should have?

Paris is hanging out with a CAT now?? Jeez her house must be like a zoo. I wouldn't think cats would be very flashbulb friendly. Maybe it'll scratch her eyes out!

So this is a case of the infected leading the stupid?

Dear ParAss, suck it.

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Oh, and don't bother getting tested #1 just kill yourself and avoid the many, many, many years of sores, postules and burning skin.

Not to defend Ms. STD, but at least this sounds pulled-together, unlike the rambling shit from Hohan, filled with dangling participles, sentence fragments, and nonsensical delusions frantically texted on a coke-dusted Blackberry in a club toilet stall.

#2

I boldy wonder if Paris knows anything about whore ethics myself.

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Ok two things...

1. first of all Paris is supposedly writing this to help out Brittany but the FIRST thing she does is try to clear herself of any blame.. basically saying "Hey, her behavior isn't MY fault"

2. Secondly, she is lying when she says that Ms. Class herself Brittany goes home to her kids everynight, several articles stated that Britt has checked into hotels several nights after hard partying instead of going home to her kids... Here is one.

http://www.eog.com/news/full-article.aspx?id=13434

Paris should go back to doing what she does best, giving mediocre blow-jobs on grainy video tape.

"Love Paris"

LoL. I can just feel the warmth of her souless mantis love radiating through my computer screen.

Poor Britney's feelings are hurt... wait, let me wipe the tears of regret from my eyes. I guess when you can't show your hoo-hoo to the entire world without people commenting on it negatively, then the terrorists have won.

But yeah, I believe Paris is officially on the list of people you probably don't want to be endorsed by (George Bush, Mel Gibson, Kramer, OJ Simpson, Rosie O'Donnell) because it could reflect badly on you. Britney really needs a publicist (or a much better publicist).

Paris is both wise and beautiful. We are lucky to have her, and Brit is lucky to have her as a friend.

Yeah Paris is smart, she's smart because she paid her PR to write the passage for her on MySpace. She didn't want to make the same mistake as firecrotch.

How is it that Paris can write this much better than LiLo? I refuse to believe that Paris actually wrote this. I mean, in a few places she used commas correctly!!! I call ghostwriter on her ass!!!

In other news, Satan defends Osama, Saddam, and Dick Cheney.

#18, you are the ballz.

She's right. When I was growing up my mom used to wander around LA drunk and show her vagina to millions of photographers with known pornographers and drug addicts. That doesn't mean she was a bad mom. She just knew how to have a good time. Unfortunately for me the State didn't.

#28 that's either the most sarcastic post I've ever read which would make it worthy of kudos; or, the most retarded. Worthy of scorn and earning you the fate of having a large African American woman walk all up and down yo' ass.

What the hell are "party ethics?" Like, it's not ethical at a party to knock over someone's beer? Is that what she means?

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/paris-hilton-defends-britney-spears.html

"For the sake of Britney and her kids, be kind."

haha

Wow #31, this was such a nice flow...why do you have to be such a party pooper, huh? Thanks a lot... You ruined Christmas.

38th!

Britney Spears would have to lip sync a queebe.

Paris Hilton would have to ghost write the alphabet.

No effin way she wrote that on her own.

old news.

I can see Britney now..taking care of her children and cooking stew over a hot stove...but I can't see the stove.

Damn her fat ass.

Paris Hilton embodies all that is wrong with celebrity-worship in the U.S., but got damn.....I love that skank, and I'd do her 9 ways till Sunday.

Foe the sake of everybody else's children and the sake of those who love them to death, I hope the media bans and ostracizes Britney Spears.

Brit is her own person and she deals with her own things everyday.......but she cant write her own defense until she sobers up.
Fuck you both nit wits

Previous to Britney leaving her kids at home to party and show her shaved carp off, she was the one who left her kid on the roof of her car, drove around with her baby on her lap, almost dropped the kid a few times in public. But be kind.

Paris defending Britney. That's like holy water defending Dracula!

That cat looks evil.

#28 is 14 years-old. She also reads Teen People and thinks that Nicole Richie was framed and that Lindsay Lohan is like, rilly rilly smart.

Either that or she is exhibiting a really lame attempt at sarcasm.

Either way, blow us all.

Yes Brittany's young, but she's the ditz who had the kids. Next time, it's called The Pill, or The Condom, or just weld your freaking legs together. Not going out to party commando is part of the job description of Mother. Goes with the physical equipment and weight gain. Spell it with me now, it's called responsabilities. Yes mothers shouldn't be strapped to their kids, locked in the house going MOOOO. They should shower, have intellegent conversation, and get to go out once in a while. However, going out and partying on more than one school night with a 2 month old and a toddler at home is just not right. And having your lesbian lover stand up for you in an email written by her publicist is just pathetic. Paris fuck off, better yet go fuck your sister with a double header again.

42 Hahahahahahaha!!

Don't think this is a shocker, but Paris is a liar. "Comes home every night to her kids" my ass. She doesn't even come home every MORNING - didn't they get pics of Brit and Paris checking into a hotel and then going out partying again the next day???

that's great Paris, we have all seen the error of our ways and totally respect Shitney for exposing her grey, loose minge to the world. Yes, mothers should go out and have fun, but not with their flaps hanging out and no bra. not even going into the apparant excessive drinking etc.
At least there was a spellcheck done by whoever wrote this for Paris, and no made-up words. Should Shitney really be anywhere near her young children in the stare that she falls out of clubs in? Yeah, it could be a 'bad photo' or whatever, but she looks trashed. Losers

Heh. Just noticed 25 already said everything I said in 52.

And will everyone PLEASE stop going on about how great Paris' writing skills are? 100 dollars says she didn't write this herself!! She was too busy rubbing v-jays with her sister.

HOLD THE PHONE... I'm stunned. Paris Hilton is saying that we should be ASHAMED of ourselves if we call Brit a bad parent??? WTF? A slut like Paris is telling us to be ASHAMED? I refuse to listen to someone who has no pride in themselves and has butter legs... They spread easy.

yeah, getting a defense from Paris Hilton on slutiness is like having George Bush be your reference on your Mensa application...doesn't exactly sell the story you're trying to tell!

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So many points, I don't even know where to start.

Brit is not 'her own person', she's a manufactured slut-puppet who probably has never made a decision on her own (see what happens when she's tried to?). And that's pretty sneaky of Paris to try to shrug off accountability for what everyone knows, which is "We never saw Britney's cunt BEFORE she started hanging out with Paris Hilton".
And sure, there are 'thousands' of mothers out 'having a good time'. Getting banged in bar washrooms, showing everyone their private stink, carting around handbags full of pills, HANGING OUT WITH PARIS HILTON.... okay, maybe closer to one than thousands.

Bad parents get called on their shit all the time! Just NOT PUBLICLY, you fucking simple-minded good-for-nothing dipshit!! Does she read the news? Or have any relations with regular people? Hey, weiner, maybe the reason you're not seeing or hearing anyone talk about anyone else being a bad mother is because YOU DON'T GIVE A FUCK about anybody who isn't either a) you or b) famous!
And did she really say that someone - anyone -ought to be ashamed of themselves?
And did her ghostwriter honestly write 'alot' as ONE WORD?

My brain is melting. Must build rocketship.

that's not her myspace page..

and there's no way she wrote that coherent, gramatically correct entry all by herself.

According to Ms. Hilton, "Britney loves her kids to death". Let's see, almost dropped SP several times, drives around with SP in her lap, has no clue on how to put a child in a carseat, and probably is serving the latest devil spawn breast milk filled with nutritious nicotine, cocaine, and every type of booze made on the face of the Earth.

Yep, that crazy wacky Brit Brit is going to love her kids to death! Thanks Herpes for reminding us what a wonderful mother Shitney is.....

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling."

I feel like this sentence does a good job of hiding that it does not, in fact, make any sense.

Yeah #60. Plus what would Paris Hilton's "partying ethics" be? 1. Share your pot with everyone including animals and children 2. Its ok to call every girl other than self fat. In fact, its really doing them all a favor 3. Homeless people are ok to run over with giant SUV, but ONLY when, like, really wasted.

#60, the words 'behalf', 'ethics', and 'appalling' sounded really cool and made her sound really smart when it was read back to her for her approval. And the guy that wrote it is like, so the smartest guy she knows out of, like, all of her guy friends.

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling."

Didn't Mark Twain say to "use the right word, not it's second cousin"?

A slightly better sentence would have been: "For people to disparage her as a parent with no insight or information about her other than her recent behavior at parties is appalling."

Oh well.

If it weren't for the fact that I flushed something brown and coiled down the toilet this afternoon that mattered more important to me than either of these bimbos, I'd be amused at Paris's arrogance in thinking that she has enough meaning in this world to influence other people's opinons.

Christ, if that were the case she wouldn't be a fucking punchline herself.

"For people to call out her parenting skills on behalf of her partying ethics is appalling"

Are we sure Paris even wrote this? Lets look at the "on behalf of her partying" part. Does anyone really believe Paris can form a sentence like this, much less type it correctly? Im pretty sure the bumb she's hired to wipe her ass also types her blog entries, only they use a dictionary so it may have taken them 3 hours to type this entry.

Dont even get me started on the ethics part. Like she knows what ethics are.

Paris: "There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them "'bad parents'".

Uh, yes you do.

Actually, now that I think of it, the more Brittany is out partying, the less Brittany is with her kids and the greater the likelyhood they'll live to see their next birthday. She is, in fact, being a very good parent.

Yes, I know. "Britney".

Err. Either I'm blind or this supposed 'message' written by Paris isn't on her MySpace blog. Plenty of stupid blogs about her appearing in Japan, and posing with a pussy on the cover of Seventeen magazine. But no 'Dear Britney's Fans' blog. It's just not there. None of the blogs posted appear to even be written by this dumb whisker biscuit.

So where exactly is this mystery blog coming from??

Anyone?

Nevermind. I misread the article. It was a bulletin not a blog.

"There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them 'bad parents.' She's young, and if she wants to go out and have some fun, let her. Just because she does these things does not mean she doesn't care about her children."

Wisdom dropping like pearls from the lips of a person who was most likely raised by a succession of nannies. Pfffft.

she has NO RIGHTS! let me repeat: NO RIGHTS! to say all those. yeah. only irresponsible mothers would party to hell like that!! BITCH PARIS!

Nice typing skills there Paris, who did that for you..your agent?

Awesome loved it

http://www.lastbookmark.com/brit/index.html

Hey, #71 - those aren't pearls dropping from her lips. That's just semen trying to get out the same way it came in.

#37 - You're welcome... I'm here to help.

I spotted a typo in Paris' statement. She said "Britney loves her kids to death..." She accidentally typed "loves" when she meant to say ",in a drug-induced haze, will one day starve"

It's easy to miss typos like that when Paris is "writing" a cogent, well thought out "statement" on "her own." I can picture her in the corner, giggling and drooling like a retard, while her publicist types away on her Myspace page, softly swearing under her breath and cursing herself for ever agreeing to wipe this silly bitch's ass for a living.

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#77, That made me snort.

Call me old fashioned, but there comes a time in your life when "partying" should become "spending an evening out with friends". And what in the world are partying ethics?

Grow up.

she didn't write that. the syntax is too good.

she didn't write that. forget the spelling. the syntax is too good.

i was waiting for a line in there like
"be adequite" or "im calling Al Gore to help me" but to my surprise, It's a coherrant
semi-well put together paragraph. Elliot Mintz totally wrote that for her.

and not for nothing; she called jessica simpson "fat" and im not defending miss simpson by any means, but she's not fat at all, and nicky hilton once called anorexic micha barton "fat" then why are they hanging out with Britney? if in La La Land, Micha Barton's fat, then Britney must be the mother
from what eating Gilbert Grape?

"There are thousands of mothers out there who like to go out and have a good time. But, you do not see people out there calling them "bad parents"
.....
ummmm yes we do! Trust me I don't even live in the same Continent and I know that much. Whoever wrote this for Paris should feel deeply, DEEPLY ashamed.

Paris should be put in a cage so she can learn to keep her mouth closed... and her legs too... Actually I guess it'd be best if we put her out of her misery.

I heard a rumor that there's a double-headed dildo somewhere in that pic. Ten bucks to whoever finds it!