I... simply... cannot... bring myself... to *hurl*... look...

I...simply cannot...look...away...*hurl*

Oh, guys... come on. That's not bad!

Their mommy taught them to share when they were little.

STD'S INCLUDED!

Nicky's standards are slipping.
She should stick with that Kim woman.

look at nicky hilton in the fifth picture. her back looks really weird and so do her armpits. and paris has a really fake tan. they're such sluts. but its good to see paris partying w/ someone else than britney for a change.

Hey! You know what? They're WHOOORES.

Please calm down. I know you're all shocked.

http://www.papparelli.com

Niky's play toy is much hotter than Paris's.
The one with Paris looks pissed. Maybe her collar is too tight...or she just misses her ball gag.

Skankapalooza!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Sluteriffic!

http://www.veryliberating.com

the only interesting thing about this post is the eerie similarity between #1 & #2's posts.

that and hef using the death grip on paris' forearm.

That first pic is missing one of those double dildos...

Someone has got to do something about these fuckin whores!!!! Especially Paris. She needs a good beating where her face gets so f-ed up she can't ever pose for pictures anymore. This just has to stop!!!!

Paris having sex with a horse is nothing new. Yawn.

OK. I looked.

Please note that Paris, even when horizontal and in dildo-anticipatory position, can STILL manage the PPP (Paris Pout Pose) she is so universally known for. Absolutely astounding.

Hmm. They must be Mormon.

Hugh Hefner should be imprisoned.

I love how Nicky is trying to maintain even the tiniest bit of decorum in her modest nighty. Paris, ah Paris, whore of whores. When will we all turn our backs on her so she disappears? She really is the most horrible human being on the planet.

What do you mean "almost"? Ain't no "almost" about it.

Classy as always. But where's Britney? She should be in there somewhere.

Who wants to bet that in about 5 years, Paris is going to go all ultra-Jesusy on us and become one of those insufferable bores (like that Baldwin guy) who goes on and on about Jesus and God and religion, and we're supposed to give her words extra special weight because she was as skanky as it got until she got Jesus? Because people who have no class or standards whatsoever are particularly persuasive when it comes to spiritual matters, once the skankiness becomes boring and they gotta do something else with their time. Wouldn't want to waste your life getting a college education or working for charity or something, so the obvious answer is Jesus.

I'm telling you, don't be shocked when it happens. Paris will be walking around in knee-length skirts and quoting Bible verses before you know it.

GROSS! Just GROSS!

Why is Paris Hilton rubbing crotches with David St. Hubbins of Spinal Tap in the first picture????

I have one problem...why is it that the playboy girls are pretty fucking ugly...other than that dark haired one, maybe...but in general...every girl I see in those pictures is a plain out, WHORE!

Stone the harlots! Not sure where in the bible that verse belongs, but I'm sure it should be somewhere.

Hey, maybe she'll offend all Islam! Cool.

Yes, I know I'm SEXY and Wally has a big, fat cock that I love up my ass!

Is that a big ol' bowl of green beans in front Hef and Paris of that sixth picture? Who has green beans as snack food at a party? Guess prunes aren't enough to keep Hef movin' when it comes to the fiber-factor. Gotta have some random green bean action lying around the house. Next thing you know he'll be filling the bunny's implants with a patented Pepcid, Pepto, Prune juice blend.

Silly me. I thought that Nikki was better than dear Paris.

Phenergan will allow you to view the rest of the photos, but be warned.

I'd rather see two lice infested mountain gorrillas (any gender) doing it than these two sacks of std infested shit going at it.

Oh and Rich P. I read there was some trollage earlier, good eye.

These two fuck each other and people just say "gross", yet I get caught fucking my sister and my parents call the cops. I told her 12 year olds shouldn't dress like that, so it's kinda her fault anyway. Man, Thanksgiving was awkward.

I've heard of a sisters bond and all, but why the fuck would she want her sisters herpes?

Oh my god - Paris Hilton almost did someone?!? That's shocking - call CNN!

http://hollywoodsnark.com

The Playboy Mansion with the Hilton Sisters? Great opportunity for the Hilton family holiday card!

I always thought Nicky was the classy one. What's the deal with her armpit?

the really short blonde is Casey Johnson--I think. She's the heir to the Johnson & Johnson fortune, and another useless, addicted debutard.

Ewww, I just realised that Paris has a new funk to add to her menu ...old man stink.

anyone else notice the cottage cheese on Paris' thighs?...notice how I'm trying to avoid the subject at hand? **shiver**

# 30- THAT'S DISGUSTING. NOT FUNNY AT ALL.

Sometimes I borrow my sister's herpes if we're going out and I want to try something sporty and sassy.

Nicky Hilton is one nasty bitch, fuck her (Paris apparently did).

Wow. I thought that was Britney at first. I guess all skanky blondes really do look the same.

Isn't that Kim Kardasian? One would think she wouldn't strut around in sheer lacey underthings with a caboose like that.

Think they'll use this shot in the Hilton Family Christmas letter this year??

oh and by the way, the stoned look does not become nikki. paris, she's always got a little sugar in her system, among other things, but nikki, no, it does not become her

"see? we're so cool and tipsy.Look, we're posing seductivly. We're such naughty girls.
Look, I'm dancing in a limo."

Ugh, *yawns* I'm so over it.

HEF'S PLAYBOY PARTY CHECKLIST:

_x_ Bowl of green beans
_x_ 20oz. Pepsi bottles
_x_ Pink pajamas
___ Classy girls
_x_ Skanky Hiltons w/abnormally large feet

http://www.myspace.com/mattdukemusic

What a bunch of whores!

http://www.celebslam.com

Even their LIMO looks like a whorehouse. I feel for the poor bloke who has to clean the Skankazoid foot marks off the shiny, shiny ceiling.

Oh, and #26 - BRILLIANT. Best....post....ever!

eew look at nicky's back on the 4th pic from the bottom... i sure hope that's an optical illusion!

There are enough STDs in that room to wipe out half the West Coast.

Hef's Bunnies are bottle-blonde, generic, waitress types with falsely inflated chests and diseased orifices.

None of them are natural beauties. Very few are even made-up beauties.

Nicky actually looks like she's enjoying herself. Paris is looking old. Maybe her past his catching up with her. Kendra(Girls Next Door), Picture 6 in the middle, your wearing toooooo much make up. The chemicals are starting to react with your face. Holly, you still look great...I love the braids. Nice touch. FYI, Hef will never have babies with you. If you wait until your 30, it's too late. Hef will find younger you.

Look, can someone take these pictures down? I've had 15 showers today and I STILL feel icky. Man, what dogs!!

Dearest Fish,
Next time could we be warned BEFORE pics like these are posted???? I wasn't wearing my saftey goggles and now my eyes fucking itch!!!!!

Boy you said it #51.

Yuck, I'm guessing that these establishments are using the same products that coroners and crime scene clean-up crews use to disinfect and de-odorize these places so they'll be able to support human life after these creatures are done.

I hope...

Looks like they just need a double ended dildo and that would be super gross not just nauseating.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-dildos-double.htm

My God...Can you imagine the horrid smell in that limo????

Those gi-normous pairs of feet against the roof the limo are scaring me. Why are they doing that? The limo roof is so about to pop off with the power of their mammoth feet.

Random thoughts....

The first two pictures would have been much hotter if they had their shoes on.

Nothwithstanding those plank-like feet, Paris always has had good legs. Someone should do a Boxing Helena on her and attach them to someone more deserving of them.

I'd pay to Kim Kardashian naked. Or failing that, a nekkid boobie or butt shot.

That is all.

#26: those green things in the bowl are edamame (ehd-ah-mom-ay), the soybean snack that has always been popular in Japan, and gained popularity in the States about five years ago. This is important for 2 reasons:

1) one would imagine that Hef's chef could come up with something a little less played-out. Then again, Hef still thinks The Grotto is totally hype.
2) the soybean is a natural source of plant estrogen. He's trying to make all his girls get early breast cancer so he can get new, younger ones when they all die.

I see what you mean #59 Kim K could pass for a reasonbly good looking hooker, but not Vegas good, maybe Reno or Toledo.

Well, it's an official diagnosis, that limo now has a roaring case of the clap...

I'll bet the Hilton sisters continue to diddle each other during the absence of drunken human males, or vibrators, depending on the circumstances...and I thought Britney's sloppy, used K-Fed cockport was nasty...

#61: Toledo Hooker. That just makes me smile.

No way Nicky hilton isn't a dude NO WAY. God I love her too-close-together not a thought in my head eyes.

these bitches are played

carpemundus.com - recognize, friends, recognize

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2006/12/11/paris_hilton/index.html

no paris hilton post is funny anymore..she's been such a horrible person for such a long time there's nothing left to say. this site used to be a lot more entertaining before 80% of the posts were given to hilton and her minions.

The feet . . . how did they get feet the size of Shaq's?

Where is Paris' new fiancee for this party? I'm sure that he's proud of this moment.

Wouldn't justice be served if neither of these bitches inherited shit of the Hilton hotel fortune? We could all start helping by NOT STAYING IN A HILTON HOTEL UNTIL THESE BITCHES ARE DEAD!! Don't contribute to their trust funds anymore!

Now forward this to 10 of your friends in the next 5 minutes, or your PC will give your a scorching case of the Hilton clap.

Yuck, I hate that "girlfriend" of Heff that's posing between Paris and Nikki, she's so ugly and stupid. I think her name is Kendra, its astounding that standing between the Hiltons she manages to still be the trashiest girl in the pic.

on the other hand, I enjoy the girlfriend who's sitting with Heff in the next pic, she's cute and seems nice on their crappy show.

#43 jrz- Hilarious!
My sis and I do not dance anywhere near eachother when we go out for this very reason. YYYuckyyy!

I thought they were sister :o

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/paris-hilton-and-nikki-hilton-wearing.html

P.s. Hugh Hefner is nasty and any bitch that would "fuck" him is a money- grubbing ho ala Anna Nicole. I don't care how "cute" they are!

I've been trying to figure out what it is that I dislike about Nicky's face. And it just hit me, she has the face of a clown.

I hate fucking clowns.

Nothing personal aganist any particular clown, just the institution and their stupid faces. I'd kill any clown that looks at me funny... see how funny they think that is.

They're just having fun(skanky fun.) Men act like bigger whores and nobody cares. I can just imagine how many male celebrities whip their thing out for the paparrazi; but no one jumps all over them. Everyone needs to stop trying to control womens sexuality, or just move to Iran.

Someone please give Al Qaeda the phone number to that limo.

Oh here we go. So, #73 this is a feminist issue? so lemme see, it was the right to vote, equal pay, aaaaand this, thing they're doing here?

Legs spread and in the air. Now that is a pose they'er both accustomed to! Sluts! Whores! Harlots!

#73 what does incest have to do with trying to control a woman's sexuality? please, amuse me and explain.

I'd love to nail Kardashian in the caboose.

Just when you think you've seen it all. These chicks have no business making fun of country people since it looks like incest right here. Now it's been proven a myth, country people don't do that rich spoiled little whores do.

i bet the double headed dildo is laying on the seat next to them.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Or maybe #73 is just proving what all males have suspected since the beginning of the Universe! When females are all alone they strip down to their panties and have pillow fights and then they start touching each others' breasts..and then they, well, you know...

I KNEW IT!!!!!

Two words for the Limo Service....Clorox Wipes

Who are the other chicks???????

They're waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy FUGLIER than the hilton sisters.

A couple of those pictures in the limo are pretty hot. I mean, if you got down on the floor, you could stick your tongue up and lick both their anuses at the same time. Yummy!

Check out the 5th picture where they both look like they are ready to bolt from the limo... Wanna know why they are ready to bolt? Cos Paris has her legs spread wide open (again) and the strong odour from what’s lying dormant in between those legs of hers has started to ooze out causing both of them to evacuate!

Poor Nicky. I hate to admit this but outta the 2 of em - Paris is better looking and Nicky is dying for some of the attention. NICKY WAKE UP! Threatening your own life by exposing yourself to the evil STD infected Paris pussy is not worth it.

I wonder if she was trying to fart into her butt because I heard that if you do that then the other person gets really high and it's almost like taking 20 Vicodin. You should try it.

84, 85 and 86 you people have sick disgusting minds and have once AGAIN lowered the bar of basic human decency.

shame on you and keep up the good work.

#73 wasn't that off although he/she put it a bit oddly. I mean, we only see female celebrities acting slutty, or let'say 90% of the bashing go against females. We've seen Hohan's snatch, Britney's snatch, the grandmother of all snatches - Paris's snatch, we mocked Nicole Richie for being skeletor and Mariah Carey for acting Shamu.

The only thing we got from male celebrities was Jake Gyllenhaal's micro schlong going loose in some ugly pants.

*crickets*

and maybe Jared Leto's fug make up.

Now, every one may drive his/her own conclusions (males simply acting better? Not having the need to whore themselves out? Or is it the paparazzis are sexist and only chase snatches, asses? Or are they just providing our sexist and still male dominant society with pics of snatches and nip slips?
Poor coincidence? Something totally different? You decide .. )

er ... behaving or acting better? engislh noot my f1rst languige :^Q

Damn, Monday already?

its gonna be hard for Paris to get her arm out of the hand of that wax statue of Hef. Looks like they made that grip pretty tight.

Also, I wonder if they have dogs in the mansion, cuz there's a bowl of dog food on the table next to the green beans. Oh well, if not I'm sure the lady with the painful choker will eat it.

in the 5th pic from the top, seems like paris is having the biggest bowel movement of her life. like the kind where you have to sort of maneuver your ass to a certain side and hold the wall for dear life.

#84 = fake RichPort. Trolls, please swallow a stick of dynamite with a 6 foot fuse, then strike a match. Do us all that favor.

Mrs. T- Thanks for the heads up on the edamame front. I've heard of that stuff, but have never really seen it before. I wonder if it could serve as estrogen therapy for some of the hagged-out, menopaused, over surgeried bunnies that linger well past their expiration date? You know, the ones that don't die young due to being approximately 23% human. Or maybe Hef's just a lady...homeopathic medicine, baby!

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==I'm sure there is going to be a sex tape of these two. gross. and here I thought that Nicky was the classy, non-slut. Boy, was I wrong.

# 87. THANKS!

Oh my freaking GOD, they're so pathetic....What truly, utterly pathetic wastes of human lives they live....Blech!

Saw an interview with Hef where he said he takes Viagra. Now I see why.

59, 61, 78. I don't quite understand it, she hangs with the Hiltons, she did Puffy, but I'd still love to discuss a "unified field theory" with Kim Kardashian, or simply fuck her really hard. I can't decide.

http://www.myspace.com/kimsaprincess

# 91 - LMAO.

Have a look at the pic with Hugh in the middle. His got a pretty tight grip on Paris's wrist. It's cos the minute she sat down next to him he felt the crabs running up his legs.

Looks to me like they're trying to trade poopy.

Is it just me...or does Hef's hand look like a corpse?

Melissa
from
Sugarplumsonline

Frankly, this is entirely the kind of behavior I demand from blond idle heiresses... they should make sure to have me over before they do this next.

That's an old movie trick -- if you paint the mophandle lookin' dildo thing blue it becomes invisible on film -- and look closly friends....green beans? NO! them are those evil alien slugs from a Wes Craven movie what just fell outta Nicky's hole! Look!...see? That one there just moved!

Man ... looks like Hef's having a hell of a time trying not to shit his jammies....

someone saw 'requiem for a dream' a few too many times according to the first picture.

I see nothing wrong.....

Hell me and my brother do that when we wear stocking and ride around in limo's...

er... uh... wait....

lol

I have just one word: WHY?

i think its more than sisterly love. cause apparently me and my sis do it too. when we are TOO in love with each other. its true. very true.

aww... make me feel hungry

Man, somebody hose down that limo..

You actually don't see britney on these pics, because she was to busy sucking Hefners disgusting soft dick while the pictures were being taken. That made Paris and Nicky horny, so they decided to have sex... together...

And by the way, these green soy beens surely taste like crap!

Drive that limo into a cliff already!

And I bet, even than, that P-ho would STILL sport that frogmouth-faced-lazy-whored-out-eye look.
Nicky seems to be having fun in catching some crabs, but that other slut is serious as hell.

nicky hilton looks like she was conceived through incest anyways, why are any of you surprised?

what's with hef getting forceful?

Is it just me, or are their feet unusually large and ugly? Slap some shoes on those puppies! Disguise! Disguise!

The scary looking blonde in pics seven
and eight is Casey Johnson as in Johnson
and Johnson and BandAids-maybe she
convinced the family to produce
Valtrex to help out her celebutard
friends. She is one scary b#$%h!

Gross. Those Hilton girls are a mess. Kim K. on the other hand never seems to take a bad picture she is a vision!

@19 not in this lifetime & i agree with mori above me kim kardisian is stunning!

Haha...Paris has cellulite. And Hef's hands look like they belong to a corpse. Oh wait, he practically IS a corpse...

Even if these were pics of them spacedocking each other, i'm not sure it would make it any more disgusting than this...