December 12, 2006
Nicole Richie will persevere
ABC security cameras caught some shots of Nicole Richie as she was being questioned by CHP officers yesterday when they found her going the wrong way in the carpool lane. She admitted to taking Vicodin and smoking pot and her attorney says:
"This is a difficult time for Nicole but she is prepared to accept whatever responsibility is appropriate. She intends to continue with her career and will deal with any other issues that need to be addressed."
Yeah, I'm a little confused by his use of the word 'career' too. Does shopping and taking naps qualify as a career these days? What else does she do? I think I saw her running around in circles at the park once with her arms spread out yelling, "I'm an airplane!"
Some more security camera shots after the jump, although they're all boring and completely pointless.
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Comments
1. Posted by RichPort on December 12, 2006 12:55 PM
I wonder what it's like to interrogate a pencil...
2. Posted by Pointandlaugh on December 12, 2006 12:58 PM
that statement by Richie's rep confused me "whatever responsibility is appropriate"?? HUH?
Do you mean, "whatever punishment is appropriate"? Clearly her driving the wrong way on the highway, and her driving under the influence, is 100% HER responsibility.
WHY is this skank famous again?
3. Posted by llllllllll on December 12, 2006 12:59 PM
The pencil can reveal a whole alot of LEAD will eventually will help cops nab the perp
4. Posted by GooniesNeverSayDie on December 12, 2006 1:00 PM
Cop: So you didnt know you were going in the wrong direction?
NR: No. I took some prescription meds and smoked pot.
Cop: OK. Wow, you look hungry. Let me get you some food.
NR: No thanks, I am good.
5. Posted by RichPort on December 12, 2006 1:02 PM
She should have eaten the fucking weed...
6. Posted by llllllllll on December 12, 2006 1:02 PM
what the hell did I write?! It's like the Lohan ghost took over for a second there
7. Posted by CelebSlam.com on December 12, 2006 1:03 PM
She'll do time for this right? I mean, she pulled a fucking U-Turn on the freeway!
http://www.celebslam.com
8. Posted by techclerk on December 12, 2006 1:05 PM
Dumb Bitch!
Dumb Bitch!
Whatchya goona do?
Whachya goona do when they come for you?
9. Posted by S.P.F.R.S. on December 12, 2006 1:08 PM
She needs to take some of those meds whose side effect is to increase appetite. Bon appetit Nicole.
10. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 12, 2006 1:09 PM
Please Please Please Please go to jail for like 5 years....that's all the christmas present I need! http://hollywoodsnark.com
11. Posted by cole007 on December 12, 2006 1:09 PM
She's just depressed that she is good-for-nothing. When I felt pointless, I became a self-loathing anoerexic, too... in theory. But I'm too egotistical and talented to actually quit eating. MY BRAIN NEEDS FOOOOOOD..... FOOOOOOOOD I TELL YA!
12. Posted by jesseeca on December 12, 2006 1:16 PM
what is this, strike 2? c'mon just lock her ass up already!
13. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 1:17 PM
Continue her career? WTF!?!?!? WHAAAAAAAAAA..?
All the careers I'm familiar require some type of ...uh I don't know, yeah, meaningful employment.
14. Posted by minniememe on December 12, 2006 1:22 PM
she ought to try that methadone + zoloft + lexapro cocktail that's so popular.
15. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 12, 2006 1:25 PM
#4
HILARIOUS.
16. Posted by carpemundus on December 12, 2006 1:26 PM
six degrees of paris hilton. you fuck around with her, its a wrap
carpemundus.com - not friends with paris
17. Posted by Nikk The Templar on December 12, 2006 1:26 PM
(I forgot this part)
You know, I hope she goes to jail, actually. The jail house food will put some meat on those bones.
And then she can go back to what she does best.....which is....uh....um....uh....c'mon guys, help me here.
18. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 1:30 PM
@17......ummm ...crackwholicious?...faburexic?
19. Posted by frenchtoaststix on December 12, 2006 1:31 PM
Yes, indeed, what career? A stick insect being photographed leaving a club sadly constitutes a career nowadays. Sing, dance, act, write, who needs it? If you're rich enough and good-looking enough and are featured in the tabloids, goshdarnit, people will think you actually have a career and care if you get a DUI. Or eat a cracker. Whichever.
20. Posted by NotANiceGirl on December 12, 2006 1:42 PM
19. People actually pay Paris, Lindsey, Brit, Nicole to show up at clubs/premiers/parties. Paris makes a shitload. They all get close or more than 10K. I guess being paid to show up is their job. If so, the real issue is who the fuck is hiring these dumb cunts?
21. Posted by NotANiceGirl on December 12, 2006 1:45 PM
Paris gets 225,000 to 1.1 mil to show up. I guess that's a motivator to act like a total whore.. if only it were an act & she were smart enough
22. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 12, 2006 1:48 PM
Actual audio from surveillance footage:
Cop: So you didn't know you were going in the wrong direction?
Nicole: Phhhttt! Bzzz bzzz bzzzz phhhhtttt!
Cop: I'm going to have to write you up, ma'am. Hey what are you doing...
Nicole: Bleuagghhhh *vomits digestive juices on cop and attempts to suck decomposing flesh through feeding tube while rapidly rubbing thighs together to summon a mate*
23. Posted by Kim on December 12, 2006 1:51 PM
WTF! They arrested her and she gets to ride in the front seat of the cop car?!? I was in a fucking accident and wrecked my car, i was not under arrest and the cop said it was the law that i had to ride in the back. I guess they were afraid she would fall in the crack in the seat!
24. Posted by Cinco De Lie-O on December 12, 2006 1:53 PM
celebs don't get the special treatment my ass. Famous for nothing Richie gets to drive to the jailhouse shotgun in the cop car. I'm surprised they didn't offer her the wheel.
25. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 2:00 PM
@22, twisted, disgusting and funny all at the same time. I just had to post this before I go throw up...
26. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 2:05 PM
I generally stear clear of people of the uniformed pork persuassion, but boy if I could be an LAPD SS Stormtrooper for just one day I would take down two or three of this celebs. Do the whole STOP RESISTING as I plant my knee firmly in their neck, foot up the ass and gun to the head.
Earl and Brandon you in my shit list bubbas.
27. Posted by Boogie Monster on December 12, 2006 2:06 PM
LMAO @ #1 and # 24.
28. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 12, 2006 2:24 PM
shit that should read *steer
I blame the Jessica Simpson thread and lottsa lottsa of coke.
29. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 12, 2006 2:26 PM
At first I thought it said "Nicole Ritchie will preserve", which is also true as her moisture content to meat ratio will make a nice jerky, which has a shelf life of a little under 12 months.
30. Posted by nychag on December 12, 2006 2:27 PM
did she drive to the station??
31. Posted by Spindoc on December 12, 2006 2:37 PM
You want PROOF that this girl is annorexic (Other than her horribly wasted Preying-mantislike form of course)
When she was with the police, she made a point to tell them that she didn't weight 100lbs like it says on her liscense, but rather a healthy curvy 85lbs. I mean of COURSE she didn't want them to think she was a big fatty weighing in at 100lbs.
Ok, definition of an annorexic? Somebody who thinks 100lbs is fat.
I think she most likely subsists on eating the crabs off of Paris's shaven pubic hair weekly, nothing else could explain her weight.
32. Posted by kukhuvud on December 12, 2006 2:44 PM
What's a guy have to do to meet this girl??
33. Posted by enfilade on December 12, 2006 2:56 PM
BE STRONG GIRL!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
34. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 12, 2006 3:37 PM
What the fuck is so difficult about 'this time'? What career? What responsibility? What issues? She hasn't addressed an issue since lunchtime, and even then she probably just kind of took off without saying anything and then came back with horrible halitosis and looking ashamed and paranoid.
#22 bahahahahahaha!!! The visuals...
#29 bahahahahahaha!!! Wait, that means she'll be dead in less than a year? Hallefuckinglujah!
35. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 12, 2006 4:22 PM
Really, if she would just eat something she would probably be cool.
36. Posted by EJ on December 12, 2006 4:53 PM
A very good point, 31. I didn't notice that, but you're spot-on. An anoretic will anoxiously correct you even if you're half a pound off their "true" weight.
37. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on December 12, 2006 7:23 PM
I thought her career was shopping.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
38. Posted by libtard on December 12, 2006 10:59 PM
#32
Hang around in her neighborhood with a syringe full of heroin and a bottle of ipecac. She'll find you....
39. Posted by www.rumorficial.com on December 13, 2006 12:33 AM
She is just playing stupid
http://www.rumorficial.com
40. Posted by the boy on December 13, 2006 4:13 AM
No, Nicole Richie will wither away and disintegrate into dust.
41. Posted by BiGiTiGi on December 13, 2006 4:52 AM
few more pictures there:
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/abc-security-cam-captures-richies.html
42. Posted by RichPort on December 13, 2006 5:42 AM
I wonder what it's like to have your clothes outweigh you?
TCLTC
43. Posted by 86 on December 13, 2006 8:42 AM
God, could we care any less about this one? LOL
44. Posted by Courtney on December 13, 2006 10:22 AM
Oy. Once a junkie always a junkie. She's still the lesser of two (or is it three now?) evils.
45. Posted by Jenster on December 13, 2006 10:56 AM
how much vicodan do you have to be on to be
going the wrong way on a highway?
the whole fucking bottle?
i can eat 4 of them and still handle my daily
responsibilities. and kids, just to put this
in perspective, my 11 year old baby sister
weighs 92 lbs. She weighs 85 lbs.
Nicole, Karen Carpenter called; she wants
her schtick back.
46. Posted by Denimpetal on December 13, 2006 11:40 AM
oh quelle fucking suprise.
I wish they'd arrest her, or at least do SOMETHING. I had sympathy for the girl "trying to gain weight" and pot helped me (nothing better than munchies to my anorexia!).
There's no fucking way I would of DRIVEN in the states I was in, and at 5'3 I can gladly say I slipped harder than her but still had at least TWO fucking brain cells to rub together. What the hell is she thinking?
Screw her, I've seen too many innocent victims of D.U.I to have any sympathy at all for her anymore.