Dec 13 2006Nicole Richie puts out

SCREAMING FIRST IS DUMB

Puts out? More like sticks out, what with her sharp little bones barely covered with flesh.

I am not sure what would be scarier to put your peener near ... her boney hips, of Duff's horse teeth???

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sleeping with Nicole would be like sticking your dick in a glass of warm water... contaminated water

I actually did have sex with a campfire instead of Nicole one night. Funny thing is, K-fed popped out and warned me not to play with the fire, but I said, forget it man, can you even see Nicole? I can't... I'm going with the fire. It's a sure-thing.

So Joel Madden likes little boys who've been molested by Steve-O?

weirdo.

she hangs with paris, of course she puts out!! Pfft! Imagine getting into her skinny, stinky quim? It is most likely to be all leathery with day-old stubble. *shudders*

Hey, if you've been forced into celibacy for what, like 2-3 years, even an ET-looking freak like Nicole is going to start looking pretty good. Don't begrudge Madden his prison sex.

He likes to put it in soft get hard and listen to her hips break.......

I found some wierdo porno blog page that has
all these "fetishes" on there once while i was slacking off from work one day and wouldn't ya know it, there s a fetish out there for guys who are into anorexics.
I think Joels a candidate. He couldn't get Hilary any skinnier than she already is now,
so he's moved on to this Karen-Carpenter wanna be.

Nicole may be 85 lbs, but Duff has got to be no more than 90. This dog sure does like his bones.

And next week her emergency contact will be some other random fuck. So what?

Ooooooooooh

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I guess having sex with these creatures requires a special skill, just like the gentle touch required for a delicate young goat, that's something that you either HAVE or you DON'T.

so joel's been stung by the love bug

what venomous nasties
who like to trash
this whispy girl
with so much cash

God Bless Nicole

You may STFU at anytime #16, don't mind us.

Nicole? that you?

I feel so sorry for Hilary, she's such a nice girl with great talent and outstanding moral character. And yet, Nicole has been through so much, I hope she and Joel find happiness together. Good luck, you crazy kids!

If I hadn't had sex in 3 years, I'd fuck Lionel Richie.

I acutally like Hilary...just hope she gains weight...but Nicole...ok...I heard once that having sex with someone who is just skin and bones is very painful because there's no cushin fo' da pushin!!!

Having sex with a campfire can be dangerous, I recommend using waterbased lubricant. ;-)

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys-lubricant.htm

hahaha
This dog sure does like his bones.
#11, couldn't of put it better myself.
You know I love the most of ya guys but c'mon, you THAT sexist?
I'm off to find out manky secrets about said DOG and post em, then we can laugh at all three stupid hollywood idiots

umm...that having sex with a fire joke was funnier on last week:
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HAHAHA, WHAT A SLUT!

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I'd imagine it would be like rubbing your dick up and down a xylophone.

HAHA!! Rich--funny.

Rich, hahahaha Ouch
#18 I think you might have the wrong site...

I was once involved in a dark genetics experiment, where we attempted to graft the genes of a lima bean with a duck and a human. The result was hideous and had to be killed. We gleefully beat it to death with shovels and vowed to never speak of the horror that we created that dark night.

Guess what? Nicole Richie is far, far uglier.

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# 17- I don't mind it
If you insult me; not a bit
Insults? so what? call me a name!
I just refuse to do the same!

God Bless Us everyone!

Especially Nicole
EAT A MEAL NICOLE!

Nichole Ritchie and Paris Hilton are fighting again. Nichole wanted a band for her birthday and asked Paris if she would sing. Paris said she couldn't do it but would find a good band as a replacement. The band Paris got was 'Cake' and Nichole said she didn't want to have anything to do with 'Cake' and that she wasn't talking to her ever again.........

28--ha HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.

Ahhh-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

maybe she has a really plump vag,and the comparison between it and her emaciated frame confuse confuse him in a really sexual way.

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So happy to hear that

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mztry, do you know HerbieFrog? just curious.

@32....doubt it, besides I've heard this 'rexics chics have all sorts of lubrication problems, like the heads on a '58 Chrysler.

Should you decide to accept such a mission I suggest you bring a quart of Pennzoil.

mztry, please put Earl's album down slowly and walk away... that's a good girl...

I don't know why you even try to help 'em Rich P. she's prolly hopped up on meth and vicodin.

what a waste

@35
yea..thats true.But somehow i can't help but think joel has muttered to himself at least once "So that's where the food goes"

If it's true she's such a teaze.skinny as all hell but lays sideways naked and looks like she's hiding a big mac between her legs.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Slim, I am a humanitarian above all else. I'll be hopped up on weed and beer shortly...

Wait a minute!!? John Madden was hooking up with Hillary Duff??!!!

I know this isn't funny at all but I'm appalled!

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well, she does look better in her mugshot than usual....
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#40 - Where have you been hiding? They were dating for like 2 years or something!?!?

@#30 ***crickets chirpping***

here's why joel will dump nicole:

GEORGE: Every time we go out to eat the minute we we're done eating she's runnin to the bathroom.

ELAINE: So you're concerned.

GEORGE: Elaine, of course I'm concerned. I'm payin' for those meals. It's like throwing money down the toilet.

@19

Sweeeeeeeeeet!

HAHAHAA!!

I wasn't aware you could fuck skeletons but whatever! I guess cemetaries are the new playground for pedophiles.

she's evil.

Nicole Ritchie?

Say it with me now:

I've had better sex in prison.

#16 tell god to give her a sandwich while he's at it. And an extra large order of fries and a milkshake.

What does it say about Hillary Duff that you could get so sexually frustrated you would dump her and then go screw this slut?

Hillary must really be able to put the hurt on ya!

Joel keeps trying to flick his tail to get Nicole off of him. It's a trick he learned from Hilary.

#42

Dude, he was joking. John Madden is the big dude who is a football legend and sportscaster. Joel Madden is the lame guy from Good Charlotte who tried to get into Hilary Duff's pants for two years but failed. Dur.

"A little more ESPN and little less E!"

#52

Joel Madden was dating Hillary? What about Bill? Did they get divorced?

Hey #43, ob1... are those crickets chirping inside your pants because you're the fat kid from the internet star wars video from a few years back? You got a lotta nerve coming on here & mouthing off to papa & stallion when you're nothing more than a jon lovitz look-alike living in grandma's basement masturbating to princess leia figurines.

Biatcho, your fire always gives me a boner... is that crass? I'm sorry I mean an erection... my wife is in trouble tonight.

#55 Rich your wife is in trouble every night! Viagra, Cialis - when are they going to develop a pill for premature ejaculation??? hahaha

haha, I love trolls. I thought I asked you, ever so kindly, the other night to bite my ass & feed it to the deas fetus decaying inside you??

rich - crass? You're gonna have to do a lot worse than that to be crass to the likes of me... just ask my husband once I remove the choker ball from mouth.

hiyo #57, deas = dead. deas fetus.

It sucks having sex with someone so skinny, they could just snap if your not careful. And i never thought I'd say this but I think Duff is actually pretty likeable right now... then again even I would't have sex with an acne covered has been almost-rock star.

Looking at/thinking about this emaciated sack of nutrient deprived, decaying organs wrapped in drooping skin makes me want to shove a big plate of greasy burgers and onion rings down her piehole. How could the sight/thought of that make you think about sex? Much less the logistics involved in doing her without accidentally killing her, or merely causing permanent damage. And, no, I'm not a fat chick going on a rant about those who are smaller than me. She's just gross. Period. Just proves you can find a guy to bang you, no matter how blown out your few brain cells are, or what you do to your body. Must be like poking it in a paper bag with a few dried figs inside.

gapeachrocks, I hope you speak for us all :)
what an awful mental picture you paint though... eugh, ever considered horror writing?

@19 Papa, I touch myself every time I read your posts. Remember that time you bent me over my brothers car?

whoops, correction - just ask my husband once I remove the choker balls from his eyes. He's switched to that, along with a nose clamp. I don't know why, he won't say, he just says he can't really enjoy himself if his eyes and nose are open when I'm in bed with him.

I'd do her...I reckon.

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stick to your guns hillary!

Whoah!!! what's with all the negs! Nicole is a fun girl dammit!!! Whatever happened to live and let live. I would rater be rail thin than a 12 sandwich skanky ho like Mariah Carey or a thick leg of lamb like Britney Spears! At least Nicole looks good in all her overpriced! She has good taste in clothes and at the end of the day that's all that matters!!! Anyone that disagrees with me is a cookie butt or a chubby chaser fetish freak!

Opps sorry #40. Now im blushing...

god some of these comments are really sick.. "put it in soft, get it hard and listen to her hips break" that is just gross that anyone would think that.. im 5"6 and 47 kg and im fit and healthy, just because some of you are fat.. DONT DISS SKINNY PEOPLE

I'd rather fuck gollum than a horse...

There's nothing hotter than screwing a girl who looks the same from the front and back.

"Are those tits or shoulder blades?"

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I was waiting for that headline to finish. Something like "Nicole Ritchie puts out someone's eye with her pubic bone" or "Nicole Ritchie puts out fires with her menstrual flow".

#64 - you are a genius. And a poet laureate. And a fine comedian all rolled into one. Not bad for a troll... take what someone says, elaborate on it & make it dumb. comedy gold, i miss being a teenager who can't think for themselves.

Now go off to scholl junior, your Dad & I have some unfinished business to take care of in youre mothers bed.

Frenchie - go fuck yourself!

I'll be the first to admit that my put-downs would be more effective if I were more literate.

Frenchie's comments in the next Nicole Richie thread are a cut and paste of this one... typos and all.
So she is illiterate, mentally challenged, incapable of figuring out the issue at hand, but she also can't edit her own cut and paste jobs.
and THAT my friends, is key to livin. yes indeedy.

Troll - if you spent more time learning how to read & write in school, as opposed to hopping on a computer during study hall and hanging with the adults around here, you'd be able to comprehend more effectively.

Now make more use of your time and get your name on the evening news by blowing your brains out in the middle of the football field because you didn't make the cut once they found out you were a faggot.

See? If I really focus, I can produce run-on sentences. I'm pretty sure that's what "literacy" means.

Thanks for the admiration, I quite enjoy it : )

**lays back in chair & lights cigar**

**and instantly the room actually smells better**

(btw it's 'lies back in chair')

("for the most part people are stupid, plain & simple" - can't argue with that)

Cowards make me cry.

yeah, if i was dating i'd be worried about her putting out....square edges can hurt in bed

This is a ignorant person who made this thread.
What grown woman do you all know of who doesn't put out? You guys act like Nicole is doing something nobody else is doing.

If Hilary is telling the truth and is still a virgin, just let the right guy come along and she will drop those panties quick.