Dec 13 2006Nicole Richie gets really bad cramps

Awww...cramps!

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ERRR PLZZZ SHE IS A DRUGGY SLUT!!!!!! THATS WHY SHE IS SO SKINNY!!!!!!!! SLUT SLUT SLUT

That's actually not a really out there idea, I either smoke pot or take something like vicodin for my cramps. I don't expect guys to understand, but some girls get them so bad it feels like your uterus is trying to claw its way out of you.

OH COMON!

Everyone knows anorexics don't get thier periods.

Sometimes when I'm feeling crampy, I shoot some heroin, snort a few lines, smoke a bone and chase it all down with a gallon of Johnny Walker Black. Cramps begone!

"their". Sorry, typo, not misspelling (I ain't no Lohan).

Joel Madden seems like a total "pegboy" but it's kinda harsh for Nicole to refer to him as a menstrual cramp.

well that's how MY doctor takes my temperature.

but he massages my shoulders while he takes my temperature.

wait....a......second........

OH MY GOD!!!

Heeey where can I get a doctor that will give me vicodin for cramps?!?!?! Sign me up!

okay instead of recommening vicodin for your cramps or smoking....most doctors will put you on bith control....

but ya know i usually do a line or two for good measure as well...

Aw, you see, now I lost respect for Skeletrix here, I thought it was cool how she just told the cops, "I wasn't drinkin' but I was doin' weed and Oxy 'cause that's how I roll G"

Vicodin, Schmicodin. The heroin she snorted earlier that evening would surely take care of any menstrual cramps. And yeah, anorexics usually don't have periods anymore. Their body can't spare the energy.

lmao polypam...
she probably hasn't gotten her period in so long she doesn't even know what bad cramps feel like,
when she wasnt 85 pounds she was high off of every drug known to man she doesn't know what to do now that she's...gasp...getting healthy [i use that term loosely]

Probably the same doctor that helps her with her weight gain.

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Me too , too much alcohol

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At least the menstrual fluid would help out with the dryness problems everybody kept talking about in the last thread.

i thought vicodin also had a blood thinner in it... that can't be good for a period

and the 85lbs just might have come from her driver's license. Cops do crazy things like that. The line "sit on my face and let me guess how much you weigh" only works in porn movies and Beverly Hills clubs.

Gaining that first 10lbs is always the hardest... she'll look like Mariah Carey by the end of the week.

She only came up 85 pounds because she forgot to put her diaphragm in that morning...and her excuse that she was on the rag ranks up there in the Bullshit Hall of Fame along with Ashlee Simpson's acid reflux...

Cupid stunt...

AS IF SHE EVEN HAS A PERIOD IF SHE WEIGHS 85 POUNDS!!!!

15 - that would be Dr. Feelgood I presume...

I'm not a woman but I'm gonna take a wild guess here and say that her "flow" can be controlled by a standard sized Q-Tip, extra-fluffy need not apply.

She could get work as an extra on Spielberg's next Holocaust film...

Don't anorexics stop HAVING a period?!

I'm still trying to figure out what nicole is good for in this world.............ahhh yes, a toothpick, I could use her as a toothpick.

Dearest Fish -

I really can't comment right now on this vacuous bony asswipe, as I'm too bummed about Peter Boyle.

Eat a goddamned sandwich, NiRi, then please just fucking go AWAY.

She plays a thumbtack in her next role....

I take vicodin for my cramps too. fuck all you hypocrites!

10 pounds in 2 months??? i say harpoon that heifer!

I had an eating disorder before, wasn't nearly as skinny as NR, and my periods stopped completely until I gained weight. So the "Vicodin for cramps" story doesn't hold water from where I'm sitting.

I would like to know what physician prescribed Vicodin for menstrual cramping.

That is one doctor I am sure also prescribes medical marijuana for the hiccups. LOL

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well yeah, it's me the bulimic witch again. Let me say something, my friend who weighs less still got her period, probably right up to the point untill she literally "died" last year.
Now she takes a shit load of drugs not to stop her period pain, just because she thinks "fuck it". Hey at least she's honest. But when she crashed her car everyone felt so sorry for her and did exactly what they should of done
TAKEN HER FUCKING LICSENCE (SP). For God's sake, take drugs, take all the fucking drugs you want, but don't DRIVE you idiot!!!!! My anorexic friend can't do simple math anymore.
ANOREXIA AT AN EXTREME POINT, YOUR BODY BEGINS TO EAT ITSELF, YOUR ORAGANS.. LIKE YOUR BRAIN.
Seriously. Even she knows that. Stop driving, stop moving, and get the hell out of L.A

No self-respecting pediatrician would prescribe Vicodin to a 13 year old boy with a tummy-ache! WTF?????
"I'm a big boy! I weigh 95, NOT 85!!! OH, and I'm 13 AND A HALF, btw."
The indignity for this poor tyke must be unbearable. Not worried about the fact she could have easily taken someone out with her stoned, drunk-blind driving the wrong way, or the fact that she's probably gonna do a couple days in the clink, but really "annoyed" that they understated her weight. That damn LAPD. Shoulda' snatched her out and fed her some doughnuts. That would've scared her straight!

Maybe she does take it for her cramps - maybe she doesn't. I don't really care. The fact that she is defending the fact that it is for cramps makes it pretty obvious.

Call me crazy but fat or thin i still love this chick - she's fuckin funny as hell.

She is kinda funny :)

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Hohohohoho I hope she gets sent to the general population, she'll be passed around for a pack o'smokes before a rough chola named Yolanda literally breaks her in two.

Hey, I know where that skinny skank is coming from.

Everytime the old ball and chain hits that time of month, there's always a little Vicodin. Librium, Welbutrin, crack cocaine, three or four different kinds of sleeping pills, klonopin, some hash, Marijuana, Ecstacy, some paint thinner soaked rags in a paper bag, 10 or 15 lines of coke and a couple dozen Malt beverage "wine coolers" to wash it all down.

Well, actually, that's all for me. I just toss the bleeding bitch a couple of excedrin and tell her to suck it up.

The ancient Hebrews had it right. At the first sign of a cramp they get chased out of the village and have to live in a tent until it's all over.

Vicodin for cramps is not unheard of, you dimwits.

She's giving Vicodin and marijuana a bad name. Her anorexic heroin fueled mishaps are giving Vicodin and marijuana bad press and it pisses me off. I take the combination for male cramps as prescribed and manage to drive down the right side of the road.

@40 I'm sure that will make an excellent epitaph for all the tombstones when she rams her SUV onto oncoming traffic and kills ten people during her next period.

Vicodin may not be "unheard of" for cramps but it's the stupidest reason I've ever heard to be on a controlled substance. I had really bad cramps and my doctor didn't put me on Vicodin, when I had really bad ovarian cysts, my doctor didn't put me on Vicodin. She put me on BIRTH CONTROL. Seriously, Nicole Richie is the biggest walking advertisment for birth control anyway. Of course, Nicole probably doesn't want to be on birth control since it can cause weight gain.

33 took the words out of my mouth.

I won't say that the rich can't get their doctors to prescribe Vicodin for a hangnail, but I WILL say those doctors should have their licenses revoked.

The pot was prescribed for her damned Wasting Syndrome. Whee would she be without the munchies?

Next, she'll say the pot was for her glaucoma!

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#39-I have been BEGGING for a Menstrual Shack for years. It's a win-win for the entire family!

Hopefully, the doctor who prescribed the vicodin is not in trouble.

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I hate to second-guess anyone's afflictions, and cramps are pretty fucking bad (FYI for the dudes: it's not like a cramp in your leg, it's really pretty excruciating. I don't have balls, so I'm not gonna speculate on how the pain of being hit there compares to cramps, but let me tell ya, cramps are not minor pain and they last at least a day), but this story does sound like bullshit. I certainly don't want proof that she's still capable of raggin', but cessation of menses is a pretty common feature of extreme thinness. I'm just not buyin' it, but I could be wrong.

Shit, it's Hollywood, maybe they do give you Vicodin for cramps out there. Which sounds pretty good to me.

Its not uncommon to take vicodin for menstrual cramps!!! I took some vicie's an hour ago and the cramps....ARE SO GONE

Oh ya, 'cause 95 pounds is soooooooo much better than 85 pounds. C'mon coppers, get it right next time! Pigs!

oh god people, give it up. she is thin, she is taking drugs for whatever reason.. it is completely up to her. would you go on a website and post if your next door neighbour did the same thing? hmmm

Its kind of like when her white dad told the cops that the bruising on her black mom was from her falling down the stairs.

Nicole knows how to pay attention

I'm surprised she even still gets her period. Don't you lose that if you're too thin and unhealthy?

I got Vicodin for a root canal that didn't even hurt. And I highly doubt she needs a prescription to get her hands on some pills. I think she's as cute as button. I want to squeeze her and break those tiny bones right in half.

after each meal (100 chocolate chewable ex-lax) nicole gets "menstrual cramps" so she takes vicodin (right after the diarrhea tsunami hits). what's the big deal?

Everyone you meet
They're jamming in the street
All night long!
Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
They're jamming in the street
All night long!
Yeah, I said, everyone you meet
They're jamming in the street
All night long!
Feel good! feel good!

I had vicodin prescribed once for cramps, but my husband ended up using at least half of them. He said it helped to "ease the pain" whatever that means.

I think the last thing she should be worrying about is her weight.

As another of the masses who suffer from severe cramps (and not to up the estro too much) I once had a quack on Long Island who was clearly sniffing glue prescibe me Codeine for menstrual cramps which worked, but made me unable to COMMUNICATE NORMALLY with the human race (ditched those after one dose but kept um just cuz, you never know). Ultimately a prescription strength dose of either Advil (that's 4 pills ladies) or Aleve (that's 4 pills ladies) does the trick without the ensuing moronic behaviour and dopey DUI arrest.

Can't agree more that there is simply NO FUCKING WAY that girl menstruates. My sister who is also 5'1" and was anorexic as a teenager dropped to about 90 lbs and missed her period for more than a year. That's the first sign of malnutrion. If you ain't healthy you ain't able to make babies. Just sayin . . . Richie is no way healthy.

Benny Medina needs to drag that slovenly drug-bag to rehab. Maybe he can get a discount if he reps Hohan, and Sluttny.

bs.

vicodin..pamprin...whatever..

Sorry, I meant malnutrition. Spelling is very important in gossip.

Someone help this poor girl.

Whoah!!! what's with all the negs! Nicole is a fun girl dammit!!! Whatever happened to live and let live. I would rater be rail thin than a 12 sandwich skanky ho like Mariah Carey or a thick leg of lamb like Britney Spears! At least Nicole looks good in all her overpriced! She has good taste in clothes and at the end of the day that's all that matters!!! Anyone that disagrees with me is a cookie butt or a chubby chaser fetish freak!

Whoah!!! what's with all the negs! Nicole is a fun girl dammit!!! Whatever happened to live and let live. I would rater be rail thin than a 12 sandwich skanky ho like Mariah Carey or a thick leg of lamb like Britney Spears! At least Nicole looks good in all her overpriced! She has good taste in clothes and at the end of the day that's all that matters!!! Anyone that disagrees with me is a cookie butt or a chubby chaser fetish freak!

I hate skinny bitches with stanky bloodless pussies. I say let them cramp! Let Them Suffer until they wash that stanky as burger! For now on anyone caught giving 'Vicotin' to these hapless wenches will be imprisoned! I label this slut an outlaw!

No one doubt NR is a "fun" girl. What will be really fun is when her organs start to shut down and she dies of anorexia. OR when she drives drunk the wrong way on the highway and hits a family of 4 head on and kills them.

OR, when she goes to jail for the 2nd DUI conviction. Does no one remember when she and Paris first did The Simple Life that Nicole couldn't drive any of the "bumpkin" vehicles cuz she didn't have a license from her previous DUI? Her Dad needs to intervene for sure.

#67 ... She's is not a dumb ass. Once the girl realized she was ill driving she pulled over an rested...a plus in my book. Those damn pigs got to her before she could resume and find her way back home to sleep off her bad trip. A little party time gone too far and everyone is shaking their little innocent index finger.

ACTUALLY.
as a pharmacy tech, ive seen vicoden RXed on several occasions for girls who have ovarian cysts and/or endometriosis.

so uh. shut up. she's probably telling the truth about that.

BurgerDoucher-DoucherBurger your comment really grossed me out. that was rank. i can't believe all you people, nicole richie is gorgeous and im sure if you look back in the history book you will notice a lot of the glamorous hollywood women of their age were thin, audrey hepburn for example.. just because nicole is short you are able to notice her weight more. give her a break

#66 (Burger lover)... you must carry a few too many lbs...Let me guess... 5'6"and close to buck fifty?

Nicole is hotter than you! Skins is better than large curd! A "bloodless pussy" doesn't stink like a gooey fat fold pichka!

#5- That's the best thing I've read all day.

And damned if I don't put this "Vicodin for cramps" idea into action next time I'm at the doctor. Get me a cane, too, and I won't even have to live vicariously through Gregory House anymore.

why's she lookin like tara reid in the photo? things that make you go hmmm!?!?

#70 Amaayen, It was meant to be gross. We are talking about NR's vag. here. I always thought bleeding was a cleansing process, and if the bitch doesn't bleed then she should douche or stink upo the place saomething fierce. Bitch can clear out a Friday night Fish-fry. It ain't no Summer's Eve if ya know what Amaa sayin'Amaayen. By the way -- are you a filthy chink hooker? Fuck the Yen and Fuck you!

#71 Frenchie, does that mean you are from France? If that's the case then not only do you not 'douche', but you are allergic to deodorant and soap and toothpaste.

I now hereby ban all Chinks and French people from America.

Your clean smelling American Mayor,

BurgerDoucher DoucherBurger

Awwwww cramps = diarrhea

Taking the time to make fun of a guy who spends too much time making fun of celebrities.

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Down with Perez

#69...ABSOLUTELY. Thank you!

Try to give her some sympathy

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I have a friend who gets vicodin from her doctor for cramps, so it is not unheard of.

However, even if she was in fact on prescribed vicodin (for a period I am sure she doesn't really get) it doesn't matter:
California law doesn't distinguish between prescription, over-the-counter, and illegal drugs in DUI cases. You can get a DUI for taking cold medication if it impairs your driving.

Plain and simple: she shouldn't have been driving and she is lucky she didn't kill anyone. As entertaining as shit like this can be, and as rich and "famous" as she is....she still needs to face the punishment us real folks would get.

After my father was killed by a drunk driver, part of the court-imposed 'process' was confronting the girl who was driving the other car.

She was so pretty, and looked like so much fun, we decided to drop the charges. Plus, she "looked good in her overpriced", so we thought it might be fun to go out and party with her instead.

And you know what? She WAS fun!!! After talking for a while my family and me realized that we may not have a Dad anymore, but we have an awesome new friend who has great taste in clothes. And at the end of the day, that's all that matters.

Stop being so negative, fatties!

Signed,
Cookie Butt

Yeah right, like she even has periods anymore.

A recovering heroin addict taking Vicodin, that's smart. These entitled little shits have no concept of reality. They are completely insulated from the consequences of their actions. I would love to see Paris, Lindsay and Nichole dropped off down in South Central LA for a short visit.

Let me put this in terms all the Richie's Good Time Parade participants can understand:

If you are taking your doctor prescribed vicodin for your "cramps" and are also gonna get your weed on, STAY OFF THE FUCKING ROAD.

Of course I may be wrong...but, I have heard that girls who weigh less than 100 lbs do not have periods. If that fact is true and she weighs 85 or 95 lbs, then she is not having a period. Thus, there would be no need for her to take Vicodin for cramps.

Her period is not really a period, it's more like a "period like event," in which she produces a tangerine colored gelatinous substance that is 70% water, 25% urine, and 5% rat droppings.

This idiot is so kooky after being emaciated and hopped up on opiates that she probably doesn't even put periods on the end of sentences.

#39 & 42 - HA!!!

Hey, Nic, you whining, ignorant hag....shut the fuck up. You're going to get indignant that your fucking weight was listed incorrectly when you were arresetd for driving wasted the wrong fucking way on a highway? You nervey little piece of shit! You should be thanking your lucky stars you didn't take out a family in a goddamn car accident because of your narcissistic fucking irresponsible impulsive bullshit behavior, you selfish fucking creep. Next time I hope you drive in front of a fucking dump truck and get smoked.

RICH WE DID IT AGAIN!!!!

#58, hahahaha... you must admire the shit out of me to keep trolling my ass. Thanks!

Now as I said earlier, get your ass to school so your Dad & I can fuck in your mothers bed. And maybe yours of you're lucky.

I've had to go to the hospital for my cramps a couple times. But I have endometriosis and I'll tell ya what...vicodin wouldn't do shit for my cramps. I'd have to go stronger. A couple of my friends have really bad cramps also. Its common I think. Its just now there are options to get rid of the pain...like vicodin. I love Nicole Richie...shes funny as hell and she dresses like a friggin champ I love her style.

Oh and to #86....you really think that comment is gonna upset her? Who are you swearing at...cuz I doubt shes gonna read these. But hey....nice job on the bad mouth Dr. Phil moment you had there. Feel better?

Hang on. That's the way my doctor has been taking my temperature for years.

Bleeding or not bleeding, stoned, drunk or starving.. NR does look better with the brown hair.. almost.. pretty. From her neck upwards.

@74

I want to make babies with you.

What?! They can't arrest the AMAZING RAT-FACED WOMAN! She's a super-hero!

All she did was take a couple of performance enhancing drugs in order to help her take a bite out of crime. She takes a bite out of crime because it reminds her of the days when she used to eat food.

I hear she also poses as the Astounding Javelin Girl in her spare time.

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@90 are you crazy, is that your problem? You're so caught up on being part of the Richie Comedy Cavalcade that you're advocating murder. I see no difference between this twat and an Al-Quaeda operative, she's gonna kill somebody and you're coddling her. She's not driving, she's weilding a deadly 4 thousand pound weapon.

YOU are a terrorist sympathizer.

Forgoet the fact that she is period-less, lying, and 'rexic: THAT GIANT FRONT-SIDE-SWEPT BANG HAS GOT TO GO.

JEEEEZZZZ THAT BANG DRIVES ME NUTS!

Hiya Kate. I was just saying to a friend of mine Jeez, I haven't encountered a real asshole lately, and lo' and behold, there you are. It's like the little elves heard me and plopped a perfect, bucket-mouthed, dim-witted asshole right down with big shiny red bow on you right there in space #90 just for me!!!

#88 my dad says he's ready when you are. He's Catholic and he thinks he needs to do lots of penance before he dies. I already bought him the blinders and the nose clip, he's ready to go.

Jrz, we can make a stupid pop song out of that! But where will we find some idiot blond with low self esteem to stoop to singing it..?

#90 - I have a book of swears and phrases I'd like you to peruse: "I Swear the Bitch Said That!!!", by Seymore Butts. Please read chapter 69, entitled Shut the Fuck Up. Many thanks.

#97 - I see the trolls live on...

PS DefeKate: I hope your dream of buddying around with Nicole comes true when the two of you are on an endometriosis-induced Vicodin and Depoprovera bender and the pair of you cross paths with a semi!! Merry Christmas.

Rich--I don't know.........hmmmm........the title needs work, too, maybe like, JEEZ! We did it again? or WOWEE We did it again? I don't know. Something catchy.

My Dearest Kate:

You are an ignorant, cum-burping road whore, who isn't fit to wipe Nicole Richie's fetid vomit from the soles of my shoes. How can you 'love the style' of a no-talent bitch like that? What style would that be, the 'Binge and Purge' style?

Perhaps you should take a job at poison control, because just reading your weak-ass comments makes my stomach turn, and I have to force myself to not allow it to release it's contents as I try to read your drivel.

Please go fuck yourself.

(PS - I did say please.)

(PPS - Since this place is a fucking petri-dish for trolls, this will by my only post. Anything else you read will be written by a cockless douche-bag that fucks kittens.)

I've got a kid who was sick recently with a high fever, so I stayed home from work for 3 days. If you really love them, how can you offload the care of them to other people? Certainly not if you're their mom. Kids really need their mom when they're sick.

My name is Kate and I am an egotistical piece of garbage.
If I don't remove myself from theSuperficial immediately, THE TROLL MAN will squash me into oblivion!

TROLL MANS work is done here.

#90 Whaaa...? You mean to tell me that Nic won't be visiting? Won't be reading these threads??! Well then what the fuck are we doing here??
I guess my hopes of rubbing elbows with skanky celebrities have been dashed. Great.

Ohhh Ferret! Thanks for blessing us with your presence and your pure, pure hatred. It has been far too long.

Has she said she smokes pot to help increase her appetite or is that still to come?

I'll hit that a break a few of her bones while I'm at it.

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Kate, Kate, Kate..... never, ever EVER run off at the mouth like that at jrzmommy.

Actually, I changed my mind. Please continue. It's making my morning coffee that much better to see someone's ass handed to them.

L.J.

#101 you'll be missed. the self-importancy level here has been way too low for awhile now.

mmmmmm vicodin.It's whats for dinner.

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A Hundred and Eleventh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ummmmmm.... if any normal citizen was caught doing this he or she would be thrown in prison. Incarcerate this stupid beeeyatch please. Enough said

Wow, leave for a couple of hours, come back and people are telling each other their going to bang the other person's Mom and other people aren't good enough to lick up vomit. Thesuperficial instead of coffee tomorrow I think. However, if I want to hear someone bring up terrorists in a manner outside of reality, I'll wait for Bush to do it. That was retarded.
Glad to see everyone backed off the "you don't need vicodin for cramps" wagon. I mean, if you're hurting (and aren't going to drive and aren't a recovering addict) I think you should be able to get relief from your doctor.
Carry on with the dick swinging contest you 3 or 4 twelve year olds on here.

85 pounds? but she is really 95?! wtf? what a fatty :P serisouly, eat something nicole.

When you weigh 85 pounds you don't get your period anymore. Her excuse is bullshit. Just admit you like Vicodin recreationally like the rest of America!!

Paula Abdul hair!!!!!

@113 My dick's bigger than yoooours!

Who told you to stop blowin' me?

don't make me go upside you head!

see, this is what happens when fish doode doesn't post new stuff, it forces me to start with the C material.

oops that was for 113 and any other Osama sympathizers

#113 - If you read things more thoroughly you would see that I was going to fuck my trolls father in his mothers bed. I don't fuck mothers, they're all saints.

YEAH! Biatcho is SO not a motherfucker!!!
What the fuck is with people, Biatcho??

jrz, for the most part people are stupid, plain & simple. I work in an industry where I provide technical support & advice to really stupid people who are somehow given the power to create TV & films. I always say if it weren't for the dumb people none of us would have jobs, so its a positive way to look at it.

indeedikee. and if it weren't for the truly stupid, then we would have no one to ridicule here on the superfish.

@118 Barbado- It was good though, I give it an 8 1/2.

#7 Homoerotic troller- I know that you love, love, cocks as I have also been known to do. That means we have a lot in common! Kisses- PrettyBaby

@122, boy you said it, and it is not local, in my business I deal with idiots on an International level.

Humans need to be wiped out globally, except for you guys, me, and a couple of hookers.

better yet, forget you guys :)

ok, ok I get mega cramps too, and I have been
known to take a vic or two for it. HOWEVER,
I stay home and and sleep it off, as opposed to miss richie who decided that it was acceptable to drive on the wrong side of the highway at 1:45am. And not for nothing
wtf was she doing with Joel Madden while she was on the rag?, I know
he hasent had sex in the 2 years he was with
duff, but ewwwww, is he that desperate?

To a person lacking color vision, everything looks black & white.

#126 yep, they had to throw down a towel on the back seat. Haven't you ever given it up when you were under construction?
Well. At least if she had her period, se know she was wet. Cuz when your that skinny, you ain't juicy.
Ewwwwww.

#127 - To a person lacking humor, you're a fucking troll.

totally agreed #125. Except for the part where hookers get to live & we die... so unfair.

can I give you my troll instead so I may be spared? It's a nuisance that should be exterminated for stupidity & cowardice.

Rich - we have the same troll that seems to love us!! Apparently it's "too smart" to attend high school and feels more at home here with the big kids.

Oooh...looks like this girl upset a few! Im just saying that swearing and acting like shes going to read what you say is pretty lame. hell yeah man its wrong to drive while ur on that shit but you really think what you OR I say is gonna bother her. No. Oh and what you say about me doesnt bother me either...fighting with typing..ahhhh not a route I like to take but hey...keep baggin! Shes still got style, shes still funny she just shouldnt be driving.
Later,
#89 & #90

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SURE NIKIBITCH IS SERIOUSLY A DUMB LIL GIRL AND ALL THAT NEGATIVE JAZZ
AND DRIVING (FOR ANY FUCKING ONE 9-90) WHEN YOU KNOW YOU ARE "IMPAIRED" IS SERIOUSLY STUPID AND FUCKING IRRESPONSIBLE!!!!
I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH,

IF YOU DRIVE IMPAIRED THEY SHOULD BUT A BAN OUT AND YOUR NAME SHOULD HAVE..."DO NOT SERVE LIQUOR, THIS PERSON ACTS LIKE AS IRRESPONSIBLE AS LINDSAY LOHAN" NEXT TO IT

BUT CRAMPS CAN GET SERIOUS AND SOME GIRLS REALLY really REALLY NEED THAT SHIT,
EVER MISCARRAGED? YEAH THATS RIGHT BITCHES
women IM F'IN DISAPPOINTED IN YOU,

SURE BITCH IS CRAZY BUT COME ON!
SHE PROBABLY WAS GOING THE WRONG WAY JUST BECAUSE SHE IS SO FUCKING ABSENT MINDED AND SELF CENTERED SHE WASNT PAYING ATTENTION
OR JUST PLAIN PULLED A LOHAN AND REALLY MADE A SILLY MISTAKE,
CALi HIGHWAYS ARE FUCKED
GET REAL
LETS KEEP OUR WELL DESERVED PRIDE AND NOT KNOCK ON WOMANLY FUNCTIONS

YOU ARE ALL CUNTS FOR DOIN SO!
HAVE A CYNICAL DAY BITCHES

ummm...let me try that one again: To a person with a sense of humor, you're just a fucking troll.

Obviously, to me #127 is a fucking troll, but I didn't mean to imply that I lack humor.

My next comment will address how all (other) people are stupid, as noted above.

Holy shit, I'm losing it here. Nobody tells people of like some of you. You're the fucking best. My actual name is kate and I'm now thinking of changing it because I don't want to be associated with the Nicole Richie defending twat.

On a very special episode of the Superfish.....when SaraGrace becomes too stressed out over finding the perfect gift for DanYELL, she gets committed to Babbling Acres for some much-needed rest.

You know, people usually take midol for that don't they?

Funny story..one time my guy friend called me up "I tried to commit suicide...I overdosed" So I tried to sound sympathetic, but I know he was just trying to be an attention whore. "So what did you overdose on?" and he says "Midol..". I laughed like there was no tomorrow. He angerly hung up rofl.

Cramps? CRAMPS?! Why is it that the excuses going out there for celebs these days are getting lamer and lamer?

#70

OH NO YOU DID NOT compare Nicole Richie to Audrey Hepburn! Blasphemy! Audrey Hepburn was thin because she was poor and malnurished growing up during the war, she wasn't a spoiled talentless Hollywood retard fishing for attention. You deserve to be on the highway opposite her next time she is drugged out and driving the wrong way.

Is it just me or have there been lots of Paris, Britney, and Nicole supporters infiltrating this website as of late? You guys are just as pathetic as they are so GO AWAY and post on Perez Hilton where you'll be much more appreciated!

Shit, I take vicodin for cramps. I probably don't really *need* a 10 mg vicodin, but I consider it a reward to putting up with this bloody mess once a month.

Also, #4? Right on!

Biatcho I agree... troll is home schooled. It probably learns sex ed first hand from good ol' mom. Gives a whole new difinition to tight family. It's stung me a few times on this thread already... but you can usually tell who it is because the comment smells like a cross between South Street Seaport in July and a Chinatown dumpster. I think I just threw up.

lots of us ladies take vicodin for cramps. they f'n suck. try having your balls in a tight grip all day, not tight enough to do damage, but just a nice dull ache for 3 days in a row. you'd sign up for some drugs too.

If she's taking Vicodin for cramps, I wonder what she takes for a headache. Morphine? Let me tell you, I've been prescribed Vicodin after surgery and that shit don't play.

I take Paxil after watching a sad movie.

The "Cramps" were because her body had no idea what to do with the Semen her boyfriend left in her that night.....it was the first nutrient that it has had to deal with in weeks.

They're not cramps, they're HUNGER PANGS!!!!!

Go order a #1 at Burger King. Don't worry about getting fat, it might bump you up to the preschool section at the clothes store but that's all right.

Wow, it's amazing. Who knew 10-year-old boys could menstruate?

well, that's what happens when you never eat