Dec 13 2006Naomi Campbell is a victim

First! Sweet...

Bam, FIRST!

Third!

Naomi Campbell has a very strange, deluded perspective.

http://www.veryliberating.com

always the bridesmaid, never the bride.... as they say....

Naomi isn't a target... she's a whacko!

Boo hoo

It's because she's black. See, her ancestors came from slaves and her daddy ran off and her mother is a crack whore and nobody will hire her except white designers who pay her mega-bucks to do nothing but walk. Have some sympathy!

This girl really is an idiot and I don't even think she's all that...never have! Just think she looks like a giraffe left out in the sun too long minus the spots of course! I dunno...I mean she's the target...if that's the case then why doesn't she throw things at herself next time a member of her staff annoys her?

Boo hoo she is laying
http://www.rumorficial.com

Liberals taught me that negroes shouldn't be held responsible for their behavior because they don't know any better. They're like the slow kid in lass that needs special attention.

Naomi Campbell is a victim of her own Naomi Campbellness.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Please, don't turn this into some kind of racial thing. There are violent fuck ups of all races. This violent fuck up just happens to be black.

People who use the "n word" to describe a person in a negative context show an amazing lack of maturity and imagination.

If they had just a little bit of creativity, they would at least call them "porch monkey."

LOL

No one gives a shit about her so of course she has to start some shit of her own. Here's a tip, Naomi: eat a cheeseburger and chill the fuck out. The world would be a better place if all the models & celebrities would just eat a cheeseburger.

please, we need to start sending celebs like this and nicole richie (driving under the influence the wrong way on the freeway) to jail - that will hopefully make them think twice and realize they live in a society!
http://hollywoodsnark.com

"I like to stay in the present moment and stay positive... but sometimes my mask slips and I flip out and throw phones at stupid bitches"

the truth. http://funderpants.com

why do celebrities get away with everything? even if they do get in trouble, it isn't like a real person getting in trouble.

She definitely drew the short straw when God was giving out personality.

i blame lincoln

It must suck when your fists are the target of some immigrant maid's face.

-tip for Ms. Campbell:
Thesaurus

I respect a girl who's good with her fists.

This coming from the bimbo who just yesterday
"was acclaimed for nonsense after winning the Plain English Campaign's annual "Foot in Mouth" prize.
The London-born catwalk star scooped this year's award for her patriotic observation on British cuisine: "I love England, especially the food. There's nothing I like more than a lovely bowl of pasta."

It's the God's honest truth:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061211/wl_uk_afp/britainlanguageawards_061211155612

She loves the food so much that she won't eat more than one or two bites. Bitch - STFU!

Open mouth - release nothing but hot air. Keep mouth closed - hot air builds up pressure - head explodes - society thanks her for the favor.

"I have to be very careful who I'm around..." because they keep walking into my fists and laying me out on my back so that they can then place their OWN backs against the bottoms of my feet! (CAN YOU BELIEVE THEM?) AND, they also keep placing large chunks of their hair in my hand right before running at walls really quickly. I love pudding! I'm British! I made liner without rouge popular!

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

And from me: I still can't believe that idiot from U2 dated her. The one whose name everyone forgets.

xox
canuck

Negroes are prone to violence. It has nothing to do with how much or little money they have.

#9 -- where is she laying?

I want to live in supermodel world.

I know I'm out to get her. She better watch her fucking back.

www.youtuberoast.com

And Hitler was just a pizza cook, but Jews kept falling into his oven.

DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHH!

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha! holy shit! i read this site every single day, but i rarely comment because i could never be as awesomely funny as you are. whoever you is. i really dont know. but the point here is, YOU ARE GOD.

Just because you're paranoid, don't mean they're not after you.

I'd like to wet her lips and suction cup her to my johnson.

I'm confused, at what exact moment did target become a synonym for asshole?

The people shot by John Malvo were fucking targets. If she's such a target, how come you can't shoot her in the dark unless she smiles?

@25, you need to get some new material bubba.

you are the racist equivalent of Two and a Half Men, you hack.

This chick needs to put in jail already

http://www.celebslam.com

She is not all that. She ain't pretty, she just looks that way. Someone needs to remind her what it's like to be po' again. Out of thousands of beautiful black women, why is this skank famous?

Huh. If she really believed she was a target, she'd be all bruised up from smashing her own cell phone into her great big enormous head a coupla dozen times.

#25 - Nice to see you're back from Iran after a few days of denying the Holocaust with your fellow crazies. Is "President" Aminejafucku as short as they say? How was the flight back?

I got a few hard-pipe hittin', post-Communist,Africanized Russian squirrels that will take care of this pig!

Who would have imagined that a large bank account can lead to a false sense of entitlement?

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/naomi-campbell-claims-shes-target.html

She's a victim here :)

"blaming lincoln" #19
thats genius.

I actually wish i had a scoosh (is that how you spell it?) of her "delusions of grandour"
then I could punch babies because they were
breathing all my air.
I bet you brit's c-section scar she kicks
puppies for fun.

Doing a little asymmetrical marketing there #44?

very subtle...

Oh great Superfish dood removes the promotional post and I look like a tool 'cause it reads as if I'm referencing myself.

No good deed goes unpunished *sigh*

#32 be careful what you wish for - she definitely seems like a biter...

Oh, so she is they I am just a victim, bully type. How lovely.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

She has to be sacrificed as any violent animal...This chick is of a inferior race, she descends directly from the monkey. That's why she bites and beats humans, because of her natural instincts.

#27 - Bravo. I think I'm in love...

She's so fucked up it's not even funny.

Well stop beating up your assistants and they wont 'target' you...

pretty sure she's suffering from ACP - Advanced Coke Paranoia...

Cunty is as cunty does . . .

drugs are frying her brain!!!!!!!!!!!! get a shrink girrrrl

someone should hit her with a phone.

One of her favorite activities, when not smashing in the heads and faces of those she considers her subjects...er....servants...er...lackeys...is to date uber rich "Italian playboys" - such as the douche nozzle who knocked up that other hunk of female stupidity, Heidi Klum, after Klum used him as a sperm donor from whom she now collects a ransom check...er...child support payments. Evidently Naomi's womb is as hard and jaggedy as her personality, and it slashed the incoming Italian sperms the way squid do your face if you encounter them at night underwater. In fact, Campbell IS a Giant Squid - her massive model tentacles swirl around Europe & the UK, seeking out tender rich playboys to ensnare and push into her gigantic horned beak, where she masticates them into a pasty substance and sucks them down , the way Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly".

Naomi Campbell - man liquifier! Be afraid, be very afraid of this mean ass Nubian monster.

{I so hope that one day she hires some seemingly wimpy servant woman who turns out to be a ninja master or something, and the servant kicks her bloody arse all over some luxury hotel room, where Campbell is holed up awaiting the arrival of her next Euro trash playboy victim}

One of her favorite activities, when not smashing in the heads and faces of those she considers her subjects...er....servants...er...lackeys...is to date uber rich "Italian playboys" - such as the douche nozzle who knocked up that other hunk of female stupidity, Heidi Klum, after Klum used him as a sperm donor from whom she now collects a ransom check...er...child support payments. Evidently Naomi's womb is as hard and jaggedy as her personality, and it slashed the incoming Italian sperms the way squid do your face if you encounter them at night underwater. In fact, Campbell IS a Giant Squid - her massive model tentacles swirl around Europe & the UK, seeking out tender rich playboys to ensnare and push into her gigantic horned beak, where she masticates them into a pasty substance and sucks them down , the way Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly".

Naomi Campbell - man liquifier! Be afraid, be very afraid of this mean ass Nubian monster.

{I so hope that one day she hires some seemingly wimpy servant woman who turns out to be a ninja master or something, and the servant kicks her bloody arse all over some luxury hotel room, where Campbell is holed up awaiting the arrival of her next Euro trash playboy victim}

One of her favorite activities, when not smashing in the heads and faces of those she considers her subjects...er....servants...er...lackeys...is to date uber rich "Italian playboys" - such as the douche nozzle who knocked up that other hunk of female stupidity, Heidi Klum, after Klum used him as a sperm donor from whom she now collects a ransom check...er...child support payments. Evidently Naomi's womb is as hard and jaggedy as her personality, and it slashed the incoming Italian sperms the way squid do your face if you encounter them at night underwater. In fact, Campbell IS a Giant Squid - her massive model tentacles swirl around Europe & the UK, seeking out tender rich playboys to ensnare and push into her gigantic horned beak, where she masticates them into a pasty substance and sucks them down , the way Jeff Goldblum did in "The Fly".

Naomi Campbell - man liquifier! Be afraid, be very afraid of this mean ass Nubian monster.

{I so hope that one day she hires some seemingly wimpy servant woman who turns out to be a ninja master or something, and the servant kicks her bloody arse all over some luxury hotel room, where Campbell is holed up awaiting the arrival of her next Euro trash playboy victim}

"I cannot be with someone on my own any more..."

Who the hell would WANT to be on their own with this bitch? Unless they had a gun. Or at very least a chair, a whip and a top hat.

She seems like the kind of woman who would freak out at some white woman in an elevator and start slapping at her but the minute the white woman slaps her back Naomi would start crying and call the white woman a racist hate monger.

Also, I bet she has really gross black lady vagina.

why are you buncn of crackers turning this in to a race thing you want it that way!!!! fucking dumb fools must be from the US...
you should be asking yourself one question why the hell do i age so fast and so bad god damn!! you people look like death at 30 you start to go down hill your skin is shit and you know it!! cracker! fuck off she is better looking than all your faces put togather........and will be doing modeling long after ur kids turn late adulthood fucker's get mad i want u to

why can't they put these people in jail? ever....