December 19, 2006

Miss USA keeps her crown

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Donald Trump announced at a news conference today that the Miss USA organization is going to let Tara Conner keep her crown, despite "behavioral and personal issues" which included going to bars even though she's underage. Trump said he believed she made bad mistakes but deserves a second chance, and would undergo therapy for her problems. But the real moral of the story? You can do anything when you're pretty. Want to punch a fireman in the face? Go for it. Eat a bald eagle? Sure, why not. You've earned it.


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I'm sure that some of you are asking why Mister Trump was kind enough to give her a second chance.

The answer?

He has the only video...

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