December 19, 2006
Miss USA cries like a little baby
I posted earlier that Miss USA Tara Conner is keeping her crown and checking into rehab, but now I have to do it again because the awesome Cristal sent in pictures of her crying during the press conference. And if you have any doubt as to how fake those tears are, check out what she had to say about Donald Trump:
"In no way did I think it would be possible for a second chance to be given to me. I've had a very big blessing bestowed on me. It truly takes someone with a wonderful heart, a heart of gold and a blessed soul."
Donald Trump has a lot of things, but a heart of gold and a blessed soul are not any of them. She probably meant to say 'personal helicopter.' And I didn't even know this, but apparently Tara's list of offenses included testing positive for cocaine, sneaking guys into her Trump Place apartment, and making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Let me repeat that last one: making out with Miss Teen USA in public. Hopefully pictures of that never surface, because I'd hate to go down in history as the first person to ever hump their computer monitor to death.
A ton more of Miss USA switching between happy and sad after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:17 AM
i think someone said "First" so guess i will now
2. Posted by kyme55 on December 31, 2006 4:44 PM
I attended school with Tara Conner. The "country girl went to the city and freaked" story is ridiculous. She was forced to attend alternative school because she was supposedly caught snorting pain pills in the restroom at school.
She also passed out once in detention and knocked her purse off her desk and a bottle of whiskey burst inside it. She has always been wild and just got caught at it.