Mischa Barton forgets to zip up her fly

I hate when people say FIRST!!!

How embarrassing.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Bwahaha!

http://www.veryliberating.com

That sucks!

to bad we couldnt get a peak

http://www.boobsbabesandreviews.com

her vagina has given up on her and is foraging for food on its own

:In a Chandler voice:
Could her jeans BE any more tighter???

She's pretty damn ugly...#7...i agree on the jeans comment...personally, i think skinny jeans are the worst invention ever!

Hey, forgetting to zip up your fly is a lot better than forgetting to change your tampon. Keep trying Mischa!
http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/01/mischa_barton_spotted_spotting.html

I saw a breakdancing hippo before. She changed her name to Oprah and doesn't breakdance anymore. I think she has a talk show now or something.............

Looks like she's taken up the dressing habits of her homeless boyfriend Cisco Adler

http://www.celebslam.com

if it was Lindsay or Britney it would have been the coochie coo hanging open

Man-the girl has some child-bearing hips for sure! That
"outfit" just sucks the big one.

And this is interesting how?

Wake me when Gavin Rossdale leaves HIS fly open.

DEAR EVERYONE:

this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.

Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

It's updated like 30 times a day and it's actually funny -- not lame and hateful.

Could her jeans be so tight that she CAN'T zip up pants? She should move to Cambridge, MA...she would fit in greatly with her creative look. How can someone have so much money and not have sense of style. Also, she needs to put some lotion on her skin.

my gosh that girl is really bow legged

@15 Terry- shut the fuck up, I hope you get hit with a stray bullet right in your fucking head. Update that 30 times fucker...........

Terry, that is the gayest site I've ever seen. That shit is so gay even homos won't look at it because it makes their assholes hurt too much. Why don't you put that back in the gerbil cage and run along....
http://www.gerbilinsertion.org/forums/terry/ienjoythesensation

Mischa's so dumb that she's trying to be hip and join the club of flashing vag, except she's not wearing a miniskirt and her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open. If we were to glimpse her naughty bit, I suspect by the hygiene of her boyfriend it would look and smell like a Wooly Mammoth's scrotum.

I guess she sold her zipper for more Meth, Damn, shouldn't have left The OC Mish, tough to find work when you're a 20 year old who looks 40.

But why? We like hatred, humiliation, insulting and beelzebub.

The photogs must have noticed her zipper was down when they saw all of the flies coming out... BBBBZZZZZZZZ... ugly fucking bo-legged mail order bride looking B list bitch.

#18 - HA!!!

#19 - Fucking hilarious, and true.

Terry? Is that like terry cloth? Like the kind of terry cloth I'd wipe your mom's back off with and then shove it your mouth? Like that kind of terry?

Good one osh. Hillarious.

wonder if it's cisco's fault

Those jeans look like they required the use of shoehorn to get into.

And to think, greasy Brandon use to slippity slide in and out of that.

oooh, i thought i felt a draft...

Her lower half reminds me of a duck. I bet she has webbed feet.

maybe if she wasn't so fucking FAAAAAAAT!
Terry, what do you think the commentary on a website named the Superficial should be? God, I hate ignorant fucking freaks like you. You and people like you are the reason why God created maneating sharks.

Someone needs to tell her that she looks assy in skinny jeans.

P.S. Terry, go play in traffic.

Mischa Barton's fucking stacked. I bet when she walks down the street all the old black men start tapping their toes and singing "Brick House". She looks like she could be a stripper at Magic City. Dangerous Curves Ahead!

#20

"...her pants are too tight to allow for her fly to open."

Lindsay Lohan has demonstrated the ability to write a more coherent thought.

Guao. That's Gumbi in human form, y'all.

Hmmmm... I think it's time to go to Terry's "blog" and start commenting about bunnies, puppies, and frolicking in the fucking fields... let's see how funny you really are...

Always a bright side, now she has extra pheromones wafting in the air to attract the hunky men about. ;-)

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

You could serve coffee on that ass. TA-DOWWW!!!!!!

shes got breeder hips.

she looks like that ugly chick from that fucking retarted levi's "walk the line" commercial

Terri - The reason why all these people are so hateful is that they are so envious. Misha Barton has everything they don't: Beauty, money, celeb status, etc. Instead of actually doing something with their lives, people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet.

*waves at #40 from the other side of the trailer park*

Hay ya'll wanna come over an watch Springer on t.v.?

41: lol. I'll pass, but thanks anyway!

Nice gap. She's a toad.

40 nice try but the dead-hooker-in-morgue look doesn't appeal to me.

"people who post to this site prefer to hang around in their trailer park and post hateful messages on the internet. "

You see where this is going to go, now, right?

Posted by Terry on December 8, 2006 10:13 AM

DEAR EVERYONE:

this site is filled with so much hatred. The author does nothing but post pics and spew lame and hateful jokes. they get very tiring.

Anyway, visit FadedYOUth @ http://fadedyouth.blogspot.com

It's updated like 30 times a day and it's actually funny -- not lame and hateful.

whatever you say, terry.

the hateful part is what makes it so entertaining. we are not here to look for a christian point of view. BTW, the fadedyouth blog sucks, don't bother. i do like the fake wood paneling gif used as a background. i'm sure it was inspired by the walls in your mom's basement. dork.

"You see where this is going to go, now, right?"

No, but honestly, I am a little scared cause you have issued one death treat already and you strike me as the kind of person who might kill. Repeatedly.

This girl doesn't wash. How can we expect her to pull herself together enough to zip up?

Because we expect people that get paid money to look good and talk to be able to do simple things or have employees to do them.

You're out of your mind. I didn't issue shit. You strike me as the kind of person who got dropped on their head as an infant. Repeatedly.

haha

stupid celebrities

Just another reminder that stars are indeed humans. Except for perhaps Paris, Lindsey and Britney. I pray to God that people aren't really THAT stupid.

there

that should get us back on topic

#46

What exactly is a death treat?

This year it is my responsibility to hire the caterer for the holiday office party. Death treats sound perfect for this bash.

I honestly think she is so cute i cant find anything to make fun of. Oh wait...nice yellow clown shoes bitch!!! (how was that??)

WOWEE WOW WOW If i only had my glasses on when I read #46 initially....death treats! That's glorious! This must be SJTLQ!

Oh how I wish I had some celeb status. And some death treats. Maybe if I pray really hard...

#46 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
Do you even KNOW what a real death threat looks like? A real Death Threat would be something like "Jesus Crist, I have to tell you Gary, that Fucking TopJimi is such a stupid, no-talent ass-munch that I just may have to kill him with a paperclip to the anus." You know, for example...

JRZ is a lover, not a Killer.

#15 - And then there is you. Fou fucking no talent hack. Holy shit your site is SO goddamn edgy! You are the Celebrity Terrorist!! Nobody, but NOBODY, can post old stock photos of celebs like you! Jesus Christ, your piss must smell like flowers, you Golden God of Gossip! We all bow to you and suckle at your teat of ignorance, you useless shit for brains wanna-ba ass-clown. Why don't you and TopJimi go "halvesies" on a box of paperclips, you're both a couple of fuck-sticks.

PS - AFJ in the mother fucking house.

DEATH TREATS:

4 cups whole wheat flour
2 cups oatmeal
1/2 to 3/4 cup chunky peanut butter (Caruso likes EXTRA chunky)
2 1/2 cups hot water
4 cups - death

Mix all ingredients, adding more hot water if dough is too sticky. Knead well. Roll out to 1/4" and cut into shapes with cookie cutter. Bake on greased cookie sheet at 350 degrees for 40 minutes. Get in oven with cookies. Die.

Jeepers! Upon further review, I declare Ms. Barton to be one curvy piece of ass.

I know, I know, she be skinny, yo. But she is a curvy little piece o' tail.

I write recipes while playing with my vajayjay.

AFJLTC

That happens to me sometimes when I'm drinking. You pee so often that you just forget once in awhile. Maybe she's drunk.

#60 - Nice link! I'll use that on your mom the next time I am pounding her on your bed, you troll fuck!

#58. Where do you come up with shit like that?

Fucking hillarious! Man, good stuff.

That's it- Ferret you get a blowjob!

#58 & #60 TROLL
psstt. Troll- You always troll Ferret. Why is that? Jealousy at his witisms? Envy at his bevy of hot vixens? Boredom?

I always use chutney in my recipes. I'm a bit irritable today, I tried to wax my own vajayjay and it didn't go well.

AFJLTC

#66 You are stupid almost beyond belief.

#66 - Why don't you cme visit us at Ferret's house? You can clieck on the link in the real Ferret's name... c'mon, don't be a pussy, give it a try... Ferret will bring out the welcome wagon for you. Just ask Evan (and AT&T for that matter)...

sheesh she's ugly

Terry,

How stupid do we look? Seriously.

If we didn't like the Superfish, we wouldn't BE here. No one forces us to log online and check out the latest lame, hateful jokes.

Honey, you don't advertise a cigar afficianado site on a blog for newly pregnant mothers; you don't advertise nudie Pamela Anderson pics on a site devoted to people with weak stomachs; and you don't advertise a sweet loving celeb rag on a site dedicated to slaging off celebs as much as humanly possible. Why? Because you're reaching the POLAR OPPOSITE of your target audience.

Now go start a Judiasm appreciation site and advertise it on the nearest Neo-Nazi forum.....

...Idiot.

AFJ is correct.

That Faded Youth site is....awful....boring and insipid.

And Mischa....why hasn't she died????!

By the way Ferret, awesome Death Treats recipe. Snap! :D

Who the hell is Mischa Barton?

Who knew prolapsed rectums were such a problem for ferrets. Not me, that's for sure. Thank you Angry Ferret Jones!

Also, Mischa Barton, not hot. Too skinny, can't act. I laughed when her character died on The O.C.

there's nothing sexier than a guy's big dick flopping around just before his skills-idol goes ATM. you two should treasure your love, it's quite special.

@58...oh my God that was hysterical!!! Where do you come up with this shit???

Alrighty then, that takes care of that.

Why is this waste of oxygen still getting press time? Didn't she die in that lame ass show of hers? Can't she do that in real life, too? I would rather read about Hohan, and that's saying a lot.

#40 topjimi

You just keep on believing that. I love how what a few child psychologist told loser children years ago....i.e. "Anybody that is mean to you is just jealous" is actually BELIEVED by people as they get older.

#40, your school councelor told you that to make you feel better for being picked on, NOT because it is true. Most of the time, when people pick on you it's for a very good reason, in your case, because you are stupid and most likely infected with warts, In Misha Barton's case it's because she is an illiterate Methhead who is starting to look like Jean Shrimpton's mother after a bad day of sorting through laundry.

So again, what have you learned today? People who make fun of others...Usually because they deserve it. Notice that there are people who NEVER get made fun of on here....Natalie Portman, Jessica Biel, etc... why? They are young, famous, pretty etc... oh thats right, they don't deserve it because they aren't drugged up coozebags. So there you go, lesson learned.

What´s the problem? have never happened to you? what´s wrong? who´s this girl?

Oh, pleeeeeeeeze come see me. Bring your shiniest I.P. address with you. : )

*plick

you just gave rich another woody

mischa barton has "bigger" problems than her zipper. look at those god damn planks she calls her feet. what is her shoe size?

yeah i'm definitely on a desktop i own, with a fixed ip, connecting from home. update your calendar, old man.

AFJLTC

It's so tired how all the trolls say we're jealous and we live in trailer parks.

Isn't it possible to be jealous, spiteful, and hateful and live in penthouses? Apparently not.

What gives (Other than Hohan)? The headline says some thing about a Misha somebody, but all I see are old pictures of Karen Carpenter.

#87 I can totally see that!

#40 That means you are in a trailer court posting hateful messages right now too, then...you do realize that, right?

Favorite Misha moment?
The Sixth Sense, when she yerks on herself in Haley Polesmoker's red tent and then, in total deadpan to an aghast HJ, says, "I'm feeling much better now."

jrzmommy did in fact say she would cut me to pieces, but I didn't experience it as a death threat so much as an expression of love.
Hey, you people who spend an inordinate amount of time writing mean things about celebrities (so that I can spend an inordinate amount of time reading it) I don't understand why you seem offended when people write mean things about you. Although saying you live in a trailer park isn't exactly mean. Some very good people live in trailer parks. You do all drink Budweiser, though. And that's kind of sad.
Mischa is a beautiful girl, but those shoes are awful.

Not THE Angry Ferret Jones! No, not the one who claimed that his fucking awesome hacking skills caused the AT&T 1990 crash, resulting in $60 M - $100 M damage, and he got away with it, ... THE Angry Ferret Jones?

That would be pretty impressive ( yet gay ), except for the fact that a software bug brought down the network, not a hacker, douche ;^)

BWAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!

Is she actually trying to keep warm with THOSE clothes? If she's trying to go for fashion over comfort, she really missed!

Hey, is it normal for your legs to be shaped like that? It's like she has donut thighs...

If the pics were still there you could clearly see Jeff Goldblum between her legs. Maybe he didn't sign a release for them and that's why they were removed.
(tumbleweeds)

Moving right along....
Personal to the dicklocks who are trying to kill my morning coffee buzz (15 & 40):
It's under twenty somethings like you who shouldn't be permitted to use the internet. Trying to bait people with the old 'you must have no life if you post here' acusation is too, too tired. And then when people respond to you, you further accuse them of having no life and throw in a bunch of fucking speculations on who/what they must be.
Well, I don't have an office job that allows me to fuck the dog and visit websites when work is boring. But I envy the people who do just a little bit (only because I have this fantasy that it might be like the movie Office Work, and I could eventually burn down the building).

If people want to post their hateful crap, why do they have to live in trailer parks? Is that supposed to be insulting? And saying someone here posting 'must have no life' is very telling. Only unemployed people think that people with jobs sit quietly and do their work from 9 to 5. Unemployed, or unemployable (as in too young to be legally hired).

What you're basically saying is that well-rounded people can't have a sense of humour that you don't get. What I'm basically saying is that I check this site in the morning BEFORE WORK, and at night, AFTER WORK. On my solid gold computer that Hatred bought. I pay for this priveledge with my sense of irony, and I had to endure quite a bit in order to develop my world view - so don't tell me that the people who post here are envious of 'beauty, money, celeb status' - you obviously don't know how to fucking read, or you were shit out into the world earlier this week.

There are three exits - through the front, through the side, or through the bag of Paris Hiltons, but you have to fuck your way out of that. Oh, and the front and side doors are locked. Have fun.

Forgive my ignorance and I know that this is not in the least bit important but how the hell did she die on the O.C.? Just curious.

a.

#58 To the real Angry Ferret: You are so fucking funny. If there's a queue to give you a blow job, I'm there.

Slim here, damn I'm sorry I missed the pictures and the party but what can you do.

On the subject of Jrzmommy related violence, just between you and me, I heard she once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

Is it true? I just, don't, know.

95, you totally rock.

In fact, if there is a queue to give you a Dirty Sanchez, I'm there too. And sign me up for the Golden Shower, the Helicopter, and of course I'm up for an enthusiastic round of Anal Fisting!

Ferret, call me. Please.

@100-

What is a helicopter exactly? I know about the Cleveland Steamer, Space Docking, Felching, Snowballing, and some others, but not the Helicopter. I must know!!

96. I was following a wonderfully pungent odor that I believed to be overly ripe head cheese, but unfortunately turned out to be smaegma. My momentum propelled me into her cooch, and I was forced to claw and bite my way out.

It was reported that she died from a gerbiling incident gone horribly wrong.

101. The Helicopter is a practice where one places herself in an upright fetal position in a large, open, woven hanger or harness, suspended from the ceiling. Her partner lies below her, winds her up, and then lets her body corkscrew down onto his schlong. Repeat.

It's not terribly practical, or common, and I discovered it in the Phillipines.

*Philippines*, fuck.

Aw shucks, burningsensation... thanks.

*giving you a small jar of zinc oxide cream for your affliction...

#100 is a troll stalker. Please fuck off and die!!

106. When you insert your head deep inside a ferret's rectum, you are hardly in a position to feign indignation when someone notices, bitch ;^)

107: Troll stalker, die asshole.

can somebody plz explain to me why the images have been removed????????

What the heck is she tring to pull?

You can find pictures here: http://www.glunp.com/2006/12/10/mischa-barton-tries-to-show-her-stuff.html

95, that was effin awesome! :D

nice.....but image removed