Dec 26 2006Michael Jackson returns, possibly with a vengeance
Michael Jackson arrived in Las Vegas over the weekend, the day after his dad vowed his son would never return to the United States. Michael has been living part-time in a castle in Ireland with his three kids, and has returned to Vegas where he plans on relaunching his career with a big comeback. Vegas dealmaker Jack Wishna says:
"We are working on several projects. One of the greatest entertainers in the world is poised to return to the top of the entertainment world soon."
I'm not sure if "top of the entertainment world" is the proper phrase here. Biggest circus tent maybe. Or local children's hospital. I'd even accept the imaginary world of Neverland. But "top of the entertainment world" seems a little ambitious for a guy I can't look at without peeing my pants a little.
Reader Comments
1. NicotineEyePatch - December 30, 2006 5:09 AM
The biggest comeback we can expect from MJ will probably be scraped from the roof of the mouth of a ten year old boy.
2. NicotineEyePatch - December 30, 2006 2:37 PM
Nobody will ever notice that I didn't even say FIRST on this dead-ass thread.
3. caffebeotch - December 31, 2006 7:53 AM
MJ's back.... maybe he'll offer to take Britney's boys since she's too busy partying and flashing her va-jay-jay.
4. Thor - December 31, 2006 1:40 PM
Vegas is not,never really has been,the top of the entertainment world.He/she/it is going there,because of the enormous,and totally undeserved amounts of money,that it will be guaranteed,as Vegas(i.e. The Mafia) provides.
Look out Vegas!You thought Sinatra/The Rat Pack,Elvis,or even Howard hughes were psychotic,deranged,twisted,eccentric,pathetic,excessive,obnoxious?You truly ain't seen nothing yet!
None of them were paedophiles,none of them had families as all-around ugly as this,and none of them played the race card if their latest album flopped or had any financial or career problems,screeching and shrilling about White/Jewish conspiracies against them.
5. maddawg_pimp - December 31, 2006 2:54 PM
Please make it go back to Bahrain.
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6. Truthseeker013 - December 31, 2006 3:14 PM
^ What the wise user above said...
7. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 6:35 AM
wow, i'm surprised he's even coming back...
8. Casinos Online - November 6, 2007 11:55 AM
ughghg
he should wear a mask, at ALL THE TIMES!
9. Sara - November 11, 2007 12:01 PM
I can't believe you people.
You're all idiots.
Michael is the most successful artist of all time, he's amazing.
You need to stop getting all of your information from the media.
I don't even know why people like this exist, having to be so rude.
I never say rude things like that about people I dislike.