December 18, 2006
Mary-Kate Olsen goes platinum blonde and it's really hot

Why the sudden interest in Mary-Kate Olsen? I have no fucking idea. But when you see somebody who reignites your love of zombie hookers you jump all over it. Like a lion. On small delicious creatures. Or some other analogy that features jumping on stuff. Trampolines?
Thanks to Mich for the tip. And by tip I mean nausea. Because hot damn do I have some undead prostitute nausea.
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Comments
1. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:24 AM
I am the golden god, of being first. but seriously last one
2. Posted by Truthseeker013 on December 31, 2006 3:25 PM
Uh, excuse me. Barf bag's on the other side of the ro-
DAMN. Anybody know how to get buffalo-wing vomit off a laptop keyboard?
3. Posted by Binky on December 31, 2006 7:37 PM
Isn't that Edgar Winter ?
(De Ja Vu to U 2 ? )
(If it's worth saying once - it's worth flogging)
4. Posted by Blog Lurker Guy Man Dude on January 1, 2007 2:10 PM
is this new age goth? I a bit out of fashion.
5. Posted by crystina on January 7, 2007 5:38 PM
she looks very old.. and dead.
6. Posted by rukia on January 10, 2007 11:04 PM
WTF? She looks 60, or something. O_O