does this make ME first!?

Are these the starving children that would have liked to have had all of my wasted meatloaf and brussel sprouts when I was a kid?

First!!!! Bleh......... She's ugly.........

Numero uno?

Some people are just more cute when they are kids and grow out of their looks, others grow into them.

What I do know is that they have been quite business savvy and that is certainly an asset.

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All that money, and only one of them can barely crack a smile. They have to be the most unhappy looking celebrities I've ever seen.

Na guess I was third, humph now fourth!!!
God forgive me, she's not ugly, I take it back.......

Damn yo. She is hot. I'd sex her. Psych.

the comment (0) thingy is Way off and missleading like the paparazzi, go figure........

Alas... Are we n'er to view Mary Kate's teeth again? She does not open her mouth anymore... not to eat... not to speak... not to... ****.

Who's the hobo that looks like Mary-Kate?

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I admit I find these two very attractive. Their eyes are stunning; both the color & the shape.

So shoot me.

in the words of uncle jesse, "the hair!"

I was gonna say the same thing! These girls NEVER look happy....ever...! If they'd smile like they meant it a little they might look a little prettier. I guess they're all dreading the trip to the doctor later to remove the sticks from their butts.

Mary-Kate is sporting the latest in Bichon Frise handbags. She made it herself.

K, the Olsen twins looked like monkeys when they were babies. They weren't that cute. They actually look better now, but yeah, in the pic with the coat she sorta looks like Cruella DeVille. The all-black outfit isn't that bad, but jeez, M-K, brush your damn hair. You're a billionaire. Start workin' it. And red-orange lipstick? Not your color.

Ah to be young and depressed...

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"oh boo hoo.....I am only worth $200 million....mo money, mo problems!"

Who would've ever thunk they are merely fraternal twins? I can only tell them apart by the fact Ashley cracks a smile once in a decade.

Who died? I din't know they were Peter Boyle fans.

they look like 2 bit crack whores who would take it in the ass for a rock.. not that I would know..

I'd need the two Olsen twins aaaaaand a watermelon with a hole in it to think I was with a real woman.

better yet forget the Olsen twins...

my god those must be some incredible drugs. She doesn't look like she even knows where she is.

yeah, a skinny, sick, sexy monkey...err squirrel face - http://hollywoodsnark.com

Which one had the eating disorder?

Maybe Brangelina will adopt this poor starving child...

Will they ever be as hot as when they did Full House...?

WHAT!

too soon?

#16 is correct. they were not cute as babies. they looked like their mom was the Alein from Signs & their dad was Curious George.

oops Alien

celebs are redicilous it goes like this...

Before fame:
I want to be famous... look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

Once famous:
What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can't I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life... whaaa

celebs are redicilous it goes like this...

Before fame:
I want to be famous... look at me, look at me! I will do anything at all for your attention!! I just want to be famous and loved!!

Once famous:
What the fuck are looking at?!?! Can't I just get some privacy!! Why do you care about me?? I just want a normal life... whaaa

my Grandma still hookin' at 78?

:(

my comment was so great... I had to post it twice!

damn u fish... j/k

but seriously knock that shit off

@32..yeah, where she at? Bitch owe me, whips and cockrings ain't free!

She know who I am!!

pics 1+2: dress-up time in mommy's clothes (mommy is a crack ho)

pics 3+4: That Girl+Mary Tyler Moore with some SERIOUS eye baggage and hair frizz (Mink hairspray, girl?)

These girls were ugly babies, but were cute about 5 years ago. That lasted all of 2 seconds.

I could dress better than that in a dark dank cave with burlap bags...

Did i miss something i don"t see any sexy women

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They were hideously disturbing children. Then, they looked like the MIGHT grow up to be good looking. WEll, considering that whichever one is in that last picture looks like Jared Leto's gayer homless brother I would say that no, the promise of serious ugly shown by them at the age of 4 has been truly realized.

drugs are bad mmkay??

I have to defer from the Superfish aesthetic opinion here, as I think these chicks look kind of cool and classy here in a sort of European way. The fur is tacky, but still the gals don't look too bad. But just give a decade for the pills and booze and plastic surgery to set in...

It almost kills me to say this but MK actually looks a nano second better than Ashley in these pics. nano-nano ...why does that sound familiar to me................

These girls really do look uncomfortable in their own skin. I pity them that they look so miserable. Their sense of style is seriously lacking too.

Can anyone say OsteoporOlson? Someone please teach these bridgetrolls good posture or they're gonna be permanent hunchbacks by the time they're 30. Which is actually fine I guess, better them than me.

Okay, I have to admit that celebrities being lambasted for looking grungy in 7-11s or whatever is totally unnecessary. I mean, everybody needs a break sometimes.

On the other hand, THS IS A PUBLIC EVENT. YOU KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED. What the fuck is their excuse for looking so stoned? Besides, uh, marijuana, I guess.

damn....

even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that...eewwww

damn....

even if my twin was a crack-whore i would not allow her to follow me around dressed like that...eewwww

Tooo sexy indeed

We take the time to make fun of the guy who spends too much time making fun of celebrities

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I think it's cute how MK matched her lipstick to the backdrop.

College dropouts!!

they bought ALL the cocaine. All of it. The bought Columbia, South America, and some other stuff too, like probably Russia, just for fun.

i can just imagine them saying "You got it dude" and "Whoa Baby"

That last picture, her eyes look totally blank. Kind of like those serial killer pics. Hordes and hordes of drug addicts and alcoholics in Hollywood.

Must be the boredom of being so rich you don't have to work a real job, or something.....

They can't smile because they're too busy trying to suck in their cheeks and having it come off as natural looking. Ashley is really working for that gaunt look in that first pic of her. Sorry Ash, you'll always look like a fucking gremlin.

I don't know, I think Ashley looks pretty in pic #3. But when you get closer you see all the flaws in her face. MK looks scary, kinda Cruella Deville-ish and when was orangey lipstick ever popular?? Ech!

There's a character in the movie Drop Dead Gorgeous who is enfeebled by anorexia. At one point, she is pushed around a stage while lip-synching to 'Don't Cry Out Loud'.

First thing that popped into my head. While I cried out loud.

Ok MK looks like a cheap $5 hooker and Ashley doesnt look that bad, not that good either... You'd think a couple of billion dollars could get you a stylist but i guess not.

Right, the bedraggled elf look is so in this season. Right behind drunken hobo.

know whats weirder than their obvious lack of fashion sense? Carrot Top.

see, this is why hipsters are ruining our country. remember when people actually tried to look good when they went out? all this dressing ugly on purpose doesn't make you ironic or cool, it just makes you ugly.

fergemauster, we're not going to shoot you. You have the right t voice your opinion.

However, I *am* asking you to be in Atlanta, GA on 18 January at 9:30 am, so you can take my eye doc appointment for me.