Dec 11 2006Mariah Carey afraid of being confused with porn star

WOHO YOU WHALE!

They pretty much both have the same dumpy looking body

http://www.celebslam.com

Yeah, I can see how people would easily confuse the two. Both are skanks. Mary Carey should sue Mariah for bringing down HER reputation.

Wait....are these pics of Mariah or "Mary"? I think I better get in touch with MY lawyer, because whoever this tramp is, she's totally biting my signature "gasp-over-shoulder-almost orgasming-from waves" look.

She looks like a linebacker

Look. Nothing against her heft factor. Honestly. She's likely gained 40 lbs alone since commencing the anti-depressants several yrs. ago, but it's her irrepressible EGO that irks me.

The skin-tight mini-dresses, 6" stilettos and pouty-lipped "who... me?" expressions while walking her ditzy dog in NYC. Will she forever believe she is "all that"... even when she's 56? Mariah, you have to stop the bus at some point...

#5

Damn, mrs. t., please get on the blower to your mouthpiece ASAP. That over-the-shoulder look you've got going demands to be protected!

If I were Mariah I'd be more afraid of being confused with a pregnant wildebeest.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

For a women who basically airbrushes her clothes on that's a dangerous argument to start...

I love watching that walrus slosh around...

And she needs to fire all the queens who follow her around assuring her that she's still hot. "Girl, you are crazy! Sure, you're thick, but it's in all the right places. You weigh 195? Shut UP! You are totally giving 140 in that bikini..."

She should be more worried about being confused with a manatee.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Ugh. What a crazy ho-bag. She hasn't been hot in YEARS!

Are her zoobies real or fake? I'm guessing real, since they're stuffed with whale blubber.

she need some interauricular liposuction

Breaking News: Shamu Sues Mariah Carey For Identity Theft

You be nice to me!

Oh #13... PLEASE don't compare the gentle-natured manatee with this beached marine mammal! :D

She should change her name all together. Mariah Carey? Trust me, ain't nobody able to 'carry' that bitch anywhere...........

ugh. What a ho-bag. She hasn't been cool, or attractive, in years!

Since when did Mariah Carey's ass start eating the articles of clothing attempting to cover it?

I would like to have a threesome with both of them. The end. Thank you.

www.thesuperfecal.com

2 words: FAT ASS

BREAKING NEWS: Nicole Richie arrested for DUI in the wee, wee hrs. of this morn.

Haha, #17 that comment was so delicious it has to be fattening...speaking of fat, I feel as though I need an insulin shot just looking at the beached whale.

Say, what is Mariah Carey doing these days? I mean, other than stuffing her face. Seriously, is she on a hiatus or something? The last thing she did was "Glitter" and we all know how that turned out. You never wanna retire on a disatrous, embarassing project like that.

she might be a bit thick, but still, i'd stick my dick so far up her ass...

She leads the NFL with 10.5 sacks

Ive never found her attractive,dont know what some see in her.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

i thought the breaking news was going to be that nichole richie was found hiding in mariah's ass

Porn stars usually have more natural looking tits than Mimi. At least she won't drown with the flotation devices she had wedged into once-upon-an 'A' cup breasts.

If she's this desperate for publicity, we may be just days away from another crazy, unscheduled visit to TRL, followed by a hospitalization for "exhaustion" - AKA
Bat-Shit-Crazy.

I had a vision of Lard.

She's got Kankles.

This is a horrible remake of Splash.

that is one big girl. DAMN!

She's just worried NOW that people will confuse her for a porn star? Huh. I guess she really did think her outfits were tastefull all these years, whaddya know?!!

I live in Washington DC....Mariah, PLEASE call Joe Gibbs, the Redskins Defensive line sucks...they NEED YOU!!!!

Ugh. She needs to find a trainer, stop eating all that 'white food' [as in color, not race] and stick to protein & plain veggies. Minimum 40 lbs. need to go. And I think those are her own happy pads there on her chest; they have a natural sag that fakes can achieve. As for the rest of her persona....revolting. The whole "Mimi" thing makes me want to see her on Fear Factor, gobbling up a bucket of snakes swimming in some nice pig's blood. She needs a serious ego deflating event in her life - as the failure of "Splash" or Glitter or whatever led to her cookies cracking and landing her in the goof hootch wasn't sufficient to exorcise that arrogance out of her.

You guys are just haters. I don't see any rolls anywhere. So she's not a size 0 waif like Nicole Richie or Lindsay Lohan, that's a good thing. She is a thick woman with curves, and yet she still looks toned and has a flat stomach. I don't see anything "blubbering" out. Shame on all of you for commenting so negatively on her weight, when at the same time you guys are the people who make fun of the stick thin celebrities. She may be a pouty diva, but at least she's not the type of role model making little girls want to stop eating or throw up their food.

Erg...I meant, that fakes boobies can't sag the way those jugs of hers are, e.g. dropping faster than her saggy reputation, hence they're definitely real. The fakes all stay put like they're cemented on...oh wait, they ARE cemented on.

Cleanup on aisle 38.

She should be more concerned about looking fat and dumpy.

http://www.veryliberating.com

How can you honestly think that this woman is fat? I mean, look around you at work, in the street, anywhere - most women are a lot fatter than this. You people need a reality check if you think that "looking good in a bikini" equals looking like a lollipop with a pair of grapefruits attached to the front. MC looks great!

Spoken like a true fatty #38.

@38 We don't have the time for fat fucks as yourself, to make a comment on how "all of you are just haters" just so you can get some kind of response on the Superficial. The reason you are lonely and looking for attention, is because you couldn't even try to fit into a bathing suit. Mariah is a fat pig, but judging from your comment, you are a whole new State yet to be discovered............

There is your response, put the Big Mac down and read it...........

*singing* I like my women a little on the trashy side...

That is one great big smack o' mama...

LAST!

#28: ...of potatoes... in her ASS?!

I can see her concern though. The two of them are very alike. One will suck willies, but not for free, while the other starred in Free Willy! BOO-YAH!

One stars in adult films, and the other had to "rest" because she's a washed-up, careerless crack whore! OH YEAH!

Wait. I don't get it.

http://www.papparelli.com

@42 read post 44 it pertains to you also, fat fuck.............

haters. dazzling articulation. eat a carrot you fat fuck.

You gotta give her props for not having a rail thin body.

I actually agree that Mariah doesn't look bad in these pics; no, she's not skinny, but so what. Given the choice between Mariah in a bikini and Nicole in a bikini, I think most of us would say bring on Mariah.

That said, her "fear" that her reputation will suffer if people mistake her for Mary Carey - bitch, please. I think Mariah's done far more damage to her rep herself than confusion with a porn star ever could. Exhibit A: the way she dresses is little better than that of a porn star (or Paris Hilton), so Mariah... go back in your hole.

Oh, I'm truly hurt at all the fat comments thrown at me. Yes, I am boo-hooing over my McDonald's Milkshake while reading your hurtful comments from "anonymous" and "italian stallion". Really, I cry at the cowardace of anonymous and the pseudo-originality of italian stallion (Hey, how many people have that nickname? Please, you're more like a mexican donkey). For your info, I am not a fat fuck but I don't need to prove it to you guys. But it warms my heart to think that there are fugly people out there who can't think of any other type of insult than "fattie"...Keep drinking your hatorade and while your at it, stick your fingers down your throat.

Mari, say hi to Danielle when you see her back at the dorm today.

I'll let her blow me... but I like fat fucking pigs. Or is it fucking fat pigs? Yea, one of those.

@52 "Mexican donkey"....really, I'm not interested in what your having for lunch, but thanks....I hope you choke on some donkey bones......

Hey Stallion and Jrz, want me to pass you some of that hatorade I'm drinking? It taste real good.

Maybe she needs some of our hatorade to wash down those donkey bones!

@52 Mari

You are so fat that your stupid comment weighed 37 pounds.

Captain Ahab's Photography did a great job of Mooriah.

I don't see how anyone could be confused. Unless, are oil tankers doing porn now?

hatorade?

I personally don't think her body looks "horrible," but it definitely looks awful needs lots of work! It's obvious she's sucking in her gut and sticking out her puny chest. As for her hair, Jesus Christ, it looks like it hasn't been washed in weeks the way it's all over the place and clining to everything. God, it makes me sick to look at it! Blech!!!

I've hated MC for years now, and these pictures pretty much sum up why so many others hate her, too. Call me a hater. I won't deny it! Her music is terrible, she's got an ego that goes on forever (much like her thighs), and she's duh-duh-duuuuumb enough to think her movies are good. Honey, you NEED a porn star's reputation. At least then people will think you're good for SOMETHING!!

its not so much that shes fat as that the distance from her back to her belly button is
longer than the houston astro dome

She's a lazy fat-ass, and she eat lots of crap and junk food. Just try to imagine one of her farts, I'm thinking sewer with a cheese tang, and always wet.

Gawd, I just grossed myself out.

Yes Slim, hatorade. According to Mari a few of us have been drinking our hatorade (meaning, we hate on celebs too much or whatever). But since that is what this site is for, I don't understand why FAT MARI would even make a comment. It is obvious that she has mistaken The Fish for MC's fan club site. So drink up haters! Cheers to all!

I'll take a bottle of bile flavored hatorade, please!!

You know, I'm actually pretty proud of her for not feeling like she has to be scrawny. But does anyone else think Mariah has a monkey face? Just curious...

Does this bitch EVER wear clothes? Fat or fatter, she's always virutally naked. She only wears too-tight/short dresses from the Britney Ho-Bag Collection, or worse, thongy items such as this.

She obviously can't deal with getting older - she still sees herself as the Cute Early Mariah. It's only a matter of time before she's Norma Desmond. Would somebody please get this woman a mirror?

I'll take myhatorade in Chugger form 'cause i'm X-treme and that's how I roll, flavor of choice:Cool Blue Misogyny

God all mighty...

I take my hatorade in the Big Gulp size and my flavor choice: fuck you fat bitch, I don't give a shit what you think and I will say what I want to say. So blow it out of your ass.

Long flavor name I know but damn it's tastey! Cheers!

i'd hit that til my dick turned purple and fell off into her ample but beautiful butt-cheeks

My favorite part when the lawyer calls the client "what":

"My first thought was, does Mariah Carey realize what her lawyer is comparing her to and are they seriously concerned?"

As in, "my client is such a whore, she's barely human. And Mariah Carey thinks she can compare to that?" Thanks, Fuckface. Your check is in the mail, along with some incriminating photos with your spouse.

#51 - Actually, some size in between a Nicole and a Mariah would be ideal.

The reason that MC is pissed is that she was about to embark upon a new career in porn. If Mary trademarks her name, then she'll have grounds to sue Mariah since she LTC on video 1st.

Mariah needs a strong cup of STFU. Grande sized.

well hell's bells. I'm fat, always have been, probably always will be, but not for lack of trying not to be, and I can say that mariah carey is way too jumbo to be squeezing her heft into a damn string bikini. her bubble brain obviously got frostbite in NY, which is why she walks around like she's in a constant state of blissful orgasmic frenzy. cover it up mariah, cover it up! please God make the woman cover it up, and cut the damn extensions already **shudder** bleah!

mariah carey has no business being this big

I dunno, I'd smack that ass and ride the waves... she looks alright to me.

Call me crazy, but I'm pretty sure she's a fun fuck.

Has any one seen my junk anywhere? oh wait there it is...

sweet ... both are equally hot ...

it's that damned bathing suit. looks like hell on her. get a one-piece baby, preferably one that covers up the ponch.

78, that's because she's crazy and is in no way in touch with reality...and 81, it's not just the bathing suit, she has no concept of well fitted clothing. she always wears things that are like 6 sizes too small. so she's big, oh well, but she needs to stop wearing clothes that a 15 year old would wear and stop acting like a nubile nymphette when she's pushing 40. it's just not becoming. it's like she's had a damn lobotomy or something and no longer has any concept of what is good and what isn't.

Why is is that the fatter she gets the less clothing she insists on wearing? Or is just buying things in the same size she did 10 years ago? You know, before she was a ho

#38 and #52- which I am assuming are the same person.

YOU"RE RIGHT! I think Mariah looks great. Bangin body and she's thick. Not sickly thin like most of these bitches who look like they need a sandwich.

And I'm a chick. And I'm a size 10. And men love that. The rest of you are closet gays who would rather fuck a bag of bones or a 12 year old boy than a bad ass woman with some meat on her bones.

Wankers.

Go easy on her... you know the camera adds 10lbs... of course the voracious appetite adds the other 150, but still...

This would look a lot better if it these were vidcaps from Midget Chubby Chasers #12: Blubbery Bitch Beach Bodies. I bet that thigh burn hurts like hell after a while...

Mary Carey led a group supporting natural breasts and staged a small street protest in Hollywood against a U.S. Military policy offering free breast implants to female soldiers.

Carey, said the military should spend its money on "bullets, not boobs."

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/bullets-not-boobs.htm

Hey CantLookBack... why can't you look back? Neck too fat?

Her body shape really bothers me. Okay, it's not so much her shape but it's what she wears. This proves that you don't have to be a fat ass to look terrible in certain outfits. She always looks 20lbs heavier in everything she wears because it's too fucking tight or short for her shape.

She doesn't look fat in these pictures, in my opinion, but she doesn't look attractive, either. She just looks...awkward.

Cute! Did you learn that at Jerry Lewis' School for the Special Kids?

Like I said, wankers. My neck is just fine. As is my chest, my ass, my thighs, my arms, my ankles, and most importantly MY BRAIN.

Let's all get off the weight thing. All you men know you'd do her if she walked up to you and said so, and the rest of us women only wish our legs looked like that.

Sad sad people.

#89 - I'm not a good person to judge all other men against. I like 'em large and in charge, that way when I scream "suck my dick you fucking fat piece of shit" they don't get offended. And it's not nice to make fun of Jerry Lewis... he's fat too you know.

They both look alike they are probably related, one whore and one allegedly half nigger slut. Interesting combo.

James! Put down your family album and apologize to your Black mother right now... and don't forget to tie your shoes in little Nazis.

When she filmed Wise Girls here, my ex-boyfriend and a few of my family members were extras. They told me that she listened to her own music on-set between takes, got told off by Mira Sorvino for being a diva, and was an insipid cuntseep to be anywhere near. So she's earned whatever insults she gets from me based on those facts alone.

Nice nickname, "Mari"! Now that you know where you are on the internets, why don't you try to find a Mariah fansite? Good luck...

ps. I would like one 500ml Extreme Tangerine Cynicism Haterade, please.

#89 nope, not Jerry Lewis but I can tell you Hookd on Foniks worked for me!

Look, if you plan on jumping on the "let's not hate on the celebs although they are always putting themselves in a position to be hated on" bandwagon, get off this site. Once again, THIS IS NOT A FAN SITE. We are here to hate. Please note, as told to FAT MARI in the previous post. We are all drinking our haterade so get over it and get out.

12/11/2006 NEW RECORD RELEASE:

The Emancipation of Mimi's Bikini

http://www.wonked.net

She is seriously in love with herself.

PS you guys fucking crack me up

Those pictures are exactly why she is more commonly known as Mariah SCARY. I'd hate to cross her path in a dark street. Those thunder thighs could probably take on a sumo wrestler and win!

#9, i almost pissed myself reading that!

oh god, these are soooo old pictures *spiderwebseverywhere*

they let her on the beach again after THIS?:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/11/30/killer.whale.ap/index.html

www.wiretapstudios.com

So. Fucking. Fat.

I don't know about you guys, but I like them this way. Not too fat, not too skinny, yes.

Excuse me, my right hand has a meeting.

Whatever. I'd give her a proper thunderfuckin' once, just like I would Britney, and then I'd run away really fast and wouldn't tell any of my friends about it or ever call her again.

Yup...they actually look alike...I can understand the concern Mary has...oh wait, it's Mariah suing Mary for reputation loss?

People are not going to mistaken this fat cow as a porn star. Mooriah is doing too much.

Ah yes, I knew I'd see the men saying "fat" and the women defending her.

The men who think she's fat haven't been laid in years, so who cares what they say?

Ms Carey is not fat nor is she thin. She's healthy, and my money's on "the boobs are real."

The only thing people would confuse her with is a baby beluga.

Look, I'm not saying you guys shouldn't hate on the celebs. This is a gossip site, after all. You are completely right, these people put themselves in a position to get made fun of. Yes, yes. Skanks, Skinnies, Fatties, Crackheads, etc. And I'm not saying you guys don't have a right to your opinion, as ignorant and retarded as they are, but I'm calling you haters because you're hypocritical for calling the woman fat when you guys are most likely to be overweight yourselves, and likely to be ragging on the anorexic celebs for being so thin. All I'm saying is she doesn't look like Rosie ODonnell. She looks normal, which is a fucking good thing in this industry. I didn't say anything about her attitude, her poor choice in clothing and men, etc which is a topic I'm not touching.

Thanks to CantLookBack, you speak with sense.
JerzMom, eat some more bonbons and reading Gossip Columns while raising your bastard kids.
Italian Stallion, or Mexican Donkey, rather...Mexico Called, they need you to help some immigrants cross the border.
PapaNoNuts...your insults were so bad even Wilmer Valderama wouldn't want you on his show.
Oh, and my fav, Anonymous. Just keep being yourself, an insignificant nobody.

Haters.

Mari, you really should try eating just one cream puff at a time, I mean it's a free country and all, juuuust some advice. I know, I know, it's fun trying to top your "this many in my mouth" record, but still. You wouldn't want the folks at Lane Bryant to tell you they don't go up to your size, would you? I imagine you spitting your mouthful of food angrily at your monitor, wiping only when a thick chunk prevents you from seeing what you type (which you deftly toss up and swallow as if it were an M&M). I also imagine the cleaning folks having given up on your cube, much like the IT people now refuse to keep replacing your sticky, crumb-laden keyboard. Nothing personal really. I'd still bang Mariah like a 30 car pile up on the interstate, but I like fat asses and women with low self esteem.

BIG?? Wow some of you must want to fuck chics with the bodies of 11 year old boys like Lohan or Ritchie...damn Mariah looks fuckin smokin hot. She has the body of a real woman, tits ass and curves. THAT is what women are supposed to look like. Not have flat chests where tits should be. SHIT WAKE UP YOU HOMOS!!

i'm eating my cream puff as dessert to my big mac, rich port, and it tastes damn good. more so because i'm not an occupational underling at some office cave and i look damn good without having to shove fingers down my throat.

but i've got to give it to you richport, you have a better grasp at insulting vernacular than your other cube-mates. at least you've got some imagination.

112. Too fat to work, huh? Bummer, ...

38, 42, 51, 111. Heifers ;^)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow

As for Mariah and Mary Carey, they're one DD boob job away from being twins. Mary's Wikipedia entry is an interesting read. When she ran for Governor, she had an 11 plank platform that included :

2. Tax breast implants.
3. Make lap-dances tax deductable.
4. Wire the California Governor's mansion with live web-cams.
5. Create a "Porn for Pistols" program to reduce the number of handguns.
7. Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay.

The "Junkies for Juries" proposal is my favorite. Of course, she's a Republican, ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Carey

Mr Superfish I request a Superficial redux, where the regulars on here get to post their photos (real or not), and then we who occasionally read but don't usually like to break into the party can take a turn posting commentary -- inane, witty, cheesy, briliant, hateful, serious, slap-goofy, you name it -- about them.

Pass me the hatorade. ROTFLMAO!! I love/hate/whatever you guys!!

Wow, she's got a great body for her age... No flub that I can see! She def needs to stop with the teeny weeny clothes though...

That is one big bone-ded beeyatch!!! (insert walrus sound effect here)

As annoying as people who usually call others 'haters' are, I've got to say Mari is actually funny. And she pwned your asses. Although richport has some hilarious replies himself. I just love watching the fights. Oh, and annonymous, stfu you're boring as hell and your comments aren't even remotely funny.

DADDY LIKE!!!!

Yummy.....

re: mari and 'haters' comment

^ that's usually what fat girls say.

And just for clarity's sake, 'hatoraide' is really spelled 'hateraide', and also, it is 'you're' not 'your.'

This is a site for making fun of celebs, not for showcasing your butchering of the English language, not to mention simple slang.

Anyone who saw Mariah when she was on 'cribs' knows shes a shallow, self-absorbed, boring, cunty has-been.

Mari, I suggest you put on your 'one cock at a time' t-shirt, head down to the local cd store, pick up the latest Mimi album, listen to it, and admit you are a retard.

Yours truly,

A hater

Lol, like a real Narcissus.. drewling all over herself by her mirror vision on the water surface.

This bitch is more than full with herself.

dont we already give her that much attention she wants? or does she wants more??

#121
If she were any more full of herself, she'd pop.

holy hell... ok, so it isn't so much the weight factor to me. no, she isn't thin by any stretch, but not everyone can be a size 0 and personally, i don't think anyone SHOULD be... but why is the name of all that is good and holy would she stuff 10 lbs of sugar into a 3 lb. sack? no one wants to see that...

and am i the only one appalled at the extensions? that isn't sexy, it's gross.

she needs either some lipo, or some clothing, and a good pair of scissors for that mangy hair.

# 123
Looking @ her mouth, it's starting already

She looks puffed up with helium.........

I'll still hit that

Eh, whatever you wankers. Mariah is God.

Mariah is a goddess. She is ridiculously hot. I don't know why you guys are calling her fat and so on, but her body is healthy and she looks great.

If you were a woman, you'd die to have Mariah's body and looks. Without question she'd steal the spotlight everywhere she walked because she is so hot. Deal with it.

Since 6/10 Americans are lard asses, 60% of you losers have it far worse than Mariah. Look in the mirror and get your disgusting reality check, fatties! To me Mariah is forever doable.

I don't hate her because she's fat, and I don't think she IS fat....but I despise all of her posed supposedly candid publicity shots.

Who the hell walks their dog in a little School girl outfit and who runs around in the water posing like that? She just looks like she walked too close to a special ed class and caught a case of the stupids.

no confusion here, nothing to worry about fatty

She is not doing that bikini any favors. One false move and she'll lose the bottom half in her butt crack, so deep that she'll have to hire an archaeologist to bring it back to the surface.

uh, they do look kind of alike....although the porn star is probably smarter...

Her bathing suit top is just big enough to cover her nipples!...And Mary Cary looks younger and hotter than her!!!!!!!!!

SAVE THE WHALE!!!

Ya'll are some serious haterz Mariah is fine as ever. Stop being so superficial

You guys really think she looks fat? I dunno, I doubt if most of your g/f's and wives look anywhere near this good (the few str8 guys posting here anyways).
Now her ego on the other hand is pretty revolting.

i would fuck the shit out her to