Dec 18 2006Lindsay Lohan tries writing again, this time about strippers
Lindsay Lohan has sent out another email, this time discussing the finer points of pole dancing. She's been taking stripper classes to prepare for a role in a new movie and she writes:
Subject: They're all whores, they're all whores . . . xcept for some obviously!
So ... 3 hours of pole dancing and bruised. everywhere ... I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised ... like a walking black-and-blue mark. I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body. Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now ... I'm not gonna lie to ya.
You know how you can tell Lindsay really "respects" pole dancers? The way she calls them whores and cunts. If she showed them any more respect she'd have to buy a hat and put it on just so she could take it off for them. And who the hell is she sending these emails to? Can you imagine finding this in your inbox? At first you'd be confused, then angry, then blindly yelling at your monitor to shut up.
NOTE: If you're gonna show up to an event, you might as well go as a stripper highway patrol officer. I mean, duh. What are you, stupid?
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Reader Comments
1. Lonely Driver - December 30, 2006 3:48 PM
For my first post EVAR, I'll be FIRST!!! Damn I'm clever.
2. thewaymouth - December 31, 2006 7:19 AM
[Originally] 91. Posted by thewaymouth on December 24, 2006 6:28 PM
LL: "I mean we're talkin' like, UPPER AND INNER THIGH ACTION-bruised... I mean really though, really, I didn't know it was actually possible to have bruises in such areas of the body." In the words of the late Johnny Carson, that is some wild, wacky, funny stuff.
As for her supposedly slagging strippers, now is she really? Lindsay calls Paris Hilton "a cunt" & Paris is one of her BFF's.
Cunt is the new nigger. That is my theory & the theory is mine & I'm sticking to it. Just like how only a black can call a fellow black a nigger, you know, as a term of endearment. But for a male white capitalist pig like me, the word's off limits. Of course, ANYBODY can call me or my friends, pigs, because we are & we're long overdue for the big payback, for "Mission Accomplished," of the world's ruin.
Girls may not have taken back the night yet, but they are stealing back fr men the words we have enchained them in, words like whore & cunt. Women now call each other cunts & whores, as terms of endearment, in sisterhood on the street. & dude, Lindsay is all about street cred & keeping it real.
"They're all whores... xcept for some obviously!" I keed I keed, as Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say. Lindsay's a prankster & a rad laugh-riot. She's not PC at all, just let's it all hang loose out of her mouth, so get out of the way or deal with it. She's not a mean girl, she just says what she means. "Strippers dude, I tell you, I really respect the cunts now... I'm not gonna lie to ya." There goes Lindsay telling the truth & showing the love again. Superficial bloggers should especially relate.
But for a guy to call a girl a cunt, now that is bad form, people. Unless you're in Britain, where guys say cunt all the time, but only when referring to other guys. It's required by law, I believe.
At my job, I hear women regularly referring to each other as whores & cunts. Although it doesn't sound at all endearing, the way they say it. But if I ever dared use either word as a term of endearment, I'd be up for sexual harassment so fast my head would spin. & that's some upper & inner thigh bruising I could well live without, thank you.
LOHANARCHY in the USA!
3. Truthseeker013 - December 31, 2006 3:32 PM
Folks, isn't it *obvious*? Back in the Day, when someone was secretly envious of another person, they'd hose insults at them.
4. herbiefrog - December 31, 2006 4:52 PM
errr...
...happy new year ?
oh it hasnt reached you yet...
...whatever
...anyway...
cunts r us
as they say
so good luck with that : )
5. HollywoodSnark - March 23, 2007 6:35 PM
lol, that's funny, cause it's true!
6. Pete - May 16, 2007 8:22 AM
WOW.....
does she think before she speaks?... does think at all?
Man she is so stupid I just want to hate fuck her with my fist!