Dec 7 2006Lindsay Lohan tries writing again, fails

dude ..she's fucking stupid

First!!! WooHoo!!
God i'm sad! shoot me now!

Bastard!!

Yup. As if we needed any more proof that the girl is a druggie cokehead!

I wonder if she realises that she is only famous for being a train wreck?

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What a mess. I truly weep for this girl. She really needs an intelligent figure in her life, right now. I can't even bring myself to bash on her at this point.

I'm not considered a fashion 'maven' - but isn't that the new Man From Glad line she's wearing ?

"letter to her friends and lawyers"? That's totally normal. I send those all the time. Someone needs to take away her blackberry and replace it with a juicebox that has a little drawing of a keyboard on it so she can continue her little letter-writing campaign in private and stop demonstrating to the entire world what a half-wit she is.

Maybe she means to say accurate? Regardless, I am not sure her writing any of this is a good idea, it has the potential to hurt her career even more!

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Hi, my name is Lidsay, and I change my eye color to match my outfits.

Well, what do you expect from a person who barely finished high school! Stupid cunt.

Screw Al Gore. Lindsay should hook up with Dick Cheney. Maybe go on a hunting trip with him...

Three words: Murder The Stylist.

I think I need to go to an intense tutoring session to bring my level of intelligence back up from reading that garbage. Someone really should have stayed in school. I'm pretty sure she could qualify for government assistance because this just proves she's mentally retarded.

and i LOVE how in the 2nd picture, her face looks like the jack-o-lantern that's rotting on my front porch from halloween.

that dress can't be fashion. i think she just went to Jo-Ann Fabrics and feverishly cut some silk off the roll. it looks like a damn toga, but a shitty one with all the frays hanging off the bottom.

This girl suffers from delusions of grandeur... must be from all the drugs in her system...

I think Linsey is kool. Your all a bunch of moreons. Leave her alone. Shes pritty and way more adequite then yule ever be!

Were these the shots taken at the Nashville Airport stop-over ?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6213644.stm?ls

Or is that 'firecrotch' just a rumor ?

Is she the new spokes model for '2000 flushes'? It would only take me one flush to get rid of this turd............

She can spell defamation but not adequate?

I'd hit that... the way Sammy Gravano would've hit that... before he turned into a pussy.

Ha ha...remember how mad her lawyer got when everyone slammed her really crappy eulogy that she wrote on her blackberry?

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Thank god for Al Gore!

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I'm pretty sure her family's clear plague of skin cancer has just started to bake away what few brain cells remain within that faux-sun-baked cranium of hers.

I'd like to lock her a room with a loaded gun and a Speak'n'Spell, ala "Saw".

I am a banana!

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#17 I hope you're being sarcastic... holy crap, go back to elementary and pay attention during spelling lessons this time.

And since when did garbage bags and burlap sacks start coming in other colours than burlap, black, or orange? I'm better dressed than that after climbing out of a dumpster.

Why does she keep trying to write? I don't get it.

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Did I mention that Lindsay Lohan gave my friend head one night after partying at Privilege?

The only thing that could make this better is if K-fed turned this into a rap with Fergie guesting. that my friends would be fire. Adequite, adequite fire.

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That letter is so less than adequite.

Would someone please slap the shit out of her already?

Oh, and this is just golden:

"I have such an impact on our younger generations, as well as generations older than me".

Boy, that's being just a little bit self centered and presumptuous, no? I'm older than she is and the only impact she has on me is making me want to punch her in the face.

Did she even finish high school?

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You know, it's geniuses like Lohan that put that whole "America: retarded or not?" battle we just had into persepective. I guess when she's the public voice of America, it's easy to see why the international community is so eager to place the dunce cap (or Liberty Cap of Freedom as I suppose we would renamed it here in the good ol' U.S. of A.) upon our collective heads.

So many car crashes, and yet she beats the odds of fiery death time and time again. Thanks for nothing God.

http://www.gawker.com/news/lindsay-lohan/lindsay-lohans-whole-entire-crazy-spam-220081.php

That's the entire unedited version. I fell out of my chair laughing when I read that she signed it (are you ready????)...

"Your Entertainer, Lindsay Lohan"

I KID YOU NOT!!!

Her boob poking out is just the grossest
part of the picture!

Thank you, Smurfette, for designing the illiterate's outfit. Please take the Blackberry away from her!

Her dress looks like a silky moomoo cut off at the thighs x.x
And may I just say,
sunspot anyone?!?
Jesus.

Augh. She just looks like she has that sweaty crotch smell about her.

Good to see Gore shoring up his voting block. Drugged out skanks with inflated egos and a modicum of talent seem to march lock step with Democratic politicos. And would anyone in their right mind take advice from a guy who to this day claims he invented the Internet and prefaces all his speaking engagements with a comment about how he should be President? An Inconvenient Truth would be cozying up to someone who puts more smoke in the environment than a Ford plant makes one a hypocrite.

I feel like an idiot, but what do the clintons and al gore have to do with defamation? God I hope the impact she has on the younger generations isnt her intelligence,

In picture #4, she looks like Toot from Drawn Together.

Also, she sued Linda Ronstadt?!? Wait, wait... Lionel Richie! Or Lynn Redgrave?

If it wasn't for the media, this girl would be sitting at home every night and have no friends.

The department of Education, and I'm serious here, needs to investigate the schools that gave her A's in Long island.

Seriously, the girl has no idea how to for a cohearent sentance. The ONLY point I'm willing to concede is that perhaps she used to be able to write but is so drugged up now that she can't put "u" after "Q"

Either way, that letter is almost as tragic as that green tent she's wearing.

This girl is showing clear signs of schizophrenia: clinically this seen in early adulthood (early to mid twenties). May I go on the record as the first to diagnose her. Somebody please help her before she blows her head off.

#47 --Ah, fuck it. Let her do it!

Her poofy face is very reminiscent of the Elvis fat years, right before he bit the big one on the can. And I hate to state the completely obvious, but "Hey bitch, didja know your face is orange??" She looks like a little kid that got into a scuffle with an orange Crayola marker.

I don't think she's that dumb.
Really!

Yes, it's a horribly written message riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes. What she's trying to say (while obvious) is not eloquently stated. In fact, it's pathetically stated. The whole thing's a piece of crap.

BUT I think it's obvious that, by the standards of the Hilton-Spears-Duff Academy of LA Bimbos, she does a remarkably good job at emulating what an "important, well-written memo" would sound like. She fails in execution, but you get the sense (at least, I do) that she kind of, sort of, slightly knows what she's attempting to do.

I feel like the shortcomings probably have more to do with her upbringing, schooling and our current Who-Needs-Brains-Anyway?celebrity culture (which I am entirely happy to perpetuate by visiting sites like this) than any actual lack of intelligence. If her mom wasn't white trash, she had a full education, and she wasn't dropped into the Hollywood party scene at 14 (or whatever), I get the sense she might have ended up a normal, kinda bright girl.

Eh, or maybe she's an idiot. Whatevs.

I'm fuckin DYING at#15...too goddamned funny girl!

Here's some impact on the younger generation for Lindsay Lohan. This email should be part of the national standardized test for graduation of high school. Correct all the errors in Lohan's email, or else you will not get your diploma.

Why the fuck would Al Gore waste his time teaching Lohan about run along sentences, sentence fragments, double negatives, or objects of predicate nominatives mentioned before the predicate phrase?

Icebergs are melting, you stupid bitch! Let Gore focus on saving the earth and stop wasting his time with a lost cause.

Give the girl credit. At least she used a Blackberry instead of pen and paper. Otherwise we'd be forced to read about her sticking the pen in her eye and being less than "adequite" now.

Ever heard of the myth that if you gave a monkey a typewriter and unlimited time it would eventually type out "Hamlet?"

Lindsay, you're a big red butt away from being as good as a monkey. Keep it up, girl!

Forget about her "writing" for a sec, and explain to me why she's tanned from the neckline up? Isn't she constantly in Miami or Ibiza? (and naked?)

Leah Remini, leave Lindsay alone! Tom couldn't convert her, neither can you.

EW. Her boob is sagging -_-

noticed the eye colour thing...

cute :)

and... ?

Think she has enough makeup on!?!? Her arms are ghostly white compared to the orange makeup she has all over that face. Ick! God help Al Gore if he befriends her. Maybe he will grow his infamous beard back and become AA buddies with her!!

what a coked out whore