Dec 6 2006Lindsay Lohan is still a loser

Oh, laylow.

She should've taken James' advice and shoved it UP her enlarged butt aperture.

She is a child playing dress-up. Her desperate need for attention is troubling. James Franco is hot.

She is so sucky.

http://www.veryliberating.com

I heard she was trying to turn her 15 minutes into 30.

"coke-ahontas"; the new look for winter '06

I read on some other site that Aphroherpes here didn't even enter the party in question. She actually sashayed in the parking area like an idiot for some time and then left.

lameness thy name is lyndsay.

With all the talk about this girl i just realized ive never EVER even seen her act before.Amazing.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Two watches and she still can't get her ass to the movie sets on time.

I've seen her wear two watches, maybe even three. I didn't know they had a dual purpose, "I want to cover my cuts AND tell the world about my rejection!", which probably means, more cutting to come! Let's hope this time she gets it right.

Lindsay's off the reservation. Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

at least she's not wearing that dirty dish rag on her wrist anymore.

Why did Hohan throw her watch off a cliff?

She wanted to see time fly!

my sides... my sides...

I'm going on the record here now and preemptively give a big STFU to anyone who tries to mouth off on how she wasted her potential, and how much she could've accomplished, and all the other BS that comes out whenever one of this assholes dies drowning in their own vomit.

this cumguzzler has spent all the goodwill she might have had at one time.

@14...Here, here!

Is anyone else having probs signing in to post? Its like the firecrotch has infected my PC....

She is a slut, an alcoholic, a lonely woman searching for meaning in life, riddled with disease and from a troubled home and most likely will be found dead in an alley in a month or two....

But I would still drill that ass like the California coast.....

Admit it.... you would too.....

....ahem.....((silence)).....

All I gotta say about that is, "Awesomely pathetic!" boooiinnngggg!!!

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I'm seriously running out of material for this freckle-legged beeotch. Mr. Fish, post pics of her topless so I can make fun of her spotted funbags.

Rich--tee hee (@13)

WOOPS--Rich, I see we're in the Me & My Shadow mode again.

It doesn't matter what she wears, she's a whore. Dime a dozen.

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

you said it #17...and uh, #16 I'm not one to judge but judging by your post your life "choices" might require you to get, you know, tested, 10 or 12 times a year.

For your protection.

I know Jrz... I had to resort to 2nd grade jokes, just in case Hohan is reading... FUCK... I got nothing...

We are the same person you know... that's what I keep reading anyway...

Stalk him lindsay, that's the mature way to handle this situation.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

She looks like a crack whore.. look at that skin.. this is god's way of getting back at her for her hedonistic ways..

Lindsay Lohan's favorite band is 'The Flaming Lips'.............

A friend of mine, who is an actor, knows James Franco well and said that there is no way in hell he would ever go out with Lindsay. He has way too much class for her and is actually a grown up.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Girlfriend is looking puffy. I hear that's a sign of bulimia.

I actually did see a picture of that...not that I doubt the James Franco thing is true because she pulls some funky shit, but the picture was taken in London, and I believe she was wearing both watches for the different time zones...1 for London, 1 for L.A.

That is assuming of course, that she can tell time.
Which is ridiculous I guess so let's just go with the James Franco story.

It's true. I've seen her wear two watches in some tabloid this week. The magazine claimed it was because she had two different time zones on each one. What a loser, she can't just do the math?
p.s she thinks she is Pocahontas

Rich, so do you wanna be me today or should I be you?

#29 is either that, or all that Korean food she likes to eat. You know, lots of Cream of SumYunGuy soup.

Were these taken in Alaska or something?

http://www.celebslam.com

Well, Linds, your grandma tried telling you this, but when you hand out free ice cream cones, no one's gonna wanna buy the ice cream truck! You fuck every penis in sight, get STD's, go into alcohol rehab before you're EVEN LEGALLY ALLOWED TO DRINK ALCOHOL and then wonder why you're not the "marrying" type? Come on. Grow the fuck up.

And what's with the peace sign? "I want world peace because it's trendy". If you wanna be trendy, adopt a Himalayan whistle kid with Paris Hilton.

That's not the peace sign she is flashing. The photographer just asked her why the back of her white dress is brown.

If she's a "loser" than what does that make you folks who are obsessed with her?

37--you.

Lol, two watches....I'll tell you what she should be wearing...two pairs of underwear...don't want a Britney incident with her!

http://hollywoodsnark.com

I see Ho-han is giving the "V" sign.

Possible meanings:

V for Vaginitis
V for Vomiting
V for VD
V for Vicodin
V for Valtrex
V for Vodka

Jrz - I say we both be miranda or "soup or sarah". I'll start: You bloody yanks are wankers and George W Bush is satan. I don't care if this is a Lohan thread, America needs to be reabsorbed by the British Empire in order to save it... Bugger off!!!

Okay, my turn....who am I? So you want me off the planet by sundown? Well, just make sure you wash the blood of every innocent person in Iraq off of your hands! The Twin Towers and the Pentagon and that fucking corn field in Pennsylvania ought to be ashamed of themselves for throwing themselves in the way of the jet that Mohammad Atta and his nice young friends were flying on 9/11. America is Sodom!

Just let it happen naturally ladies.

First of all #6 NipsyHustle Nice one!

Secondly, This is just so pathetic it would be sad....if it wasn't her.

Lindsey, here is a hint.....girls don't ever have to "Try to date" anybody. Guys are NOT shy. If he is interested in you and knows that you are interested he will let you know. There are only three reasons he will not date you in this instance.

1. He isn't attracted to you
2. He is gay
3. Likes you fine but is dating somebody he likes better.

Thats IT! If you've been trying to date him since the summer, basically all you are doing is giving him stories to tell his buddies about how pathetic you are. Take a lesson from Julia Roberts and date some camera Man or some other guy that doesn't read the gossip columns and actually thinks you're great. Anybody who is anybody in Hollywood wouldn't date you now because they don't know if thats cum dripping out of your ass or just another infection.

zzz. one of the most boring and uncredited , undeserving, and UNattractive what's her face in the history of socalled American entertainment.

discredited...oops!

My respect for James Franco just went up. Imagine being stalked by a high-profile personality. First, Linds drops in every interview that she's hot for you. Second, she finagles your hotel room key from the front desk and sneaks into your room at 2 a.m., scaring the shit out of you in the middle of the night. Lastly, she wears an expensive watch that she bought for you - keeping in mind that she is nothing to you and you have not had so much as a date with the looney bitch - so that she can tell everyone who asks why that it is because of you. James, if you're reading this, invest in a large caliber handgun immediately.

Good one Jrz! My turn, my turn!!!

Miranda: America is responsible for everything that every went wrong ever! The collapse of the Roman empire, the sun setting on the British empire, Skittles, black jujyfruits, my acne and vaginal itch, and fuck it, my vaginal acne! If I could, I'd divide it evenly between Canada and Mexico, with the right coast going back to the UK and the left coast to Russia! And all because you idiots chose GWB!!! But not me... I was too busy complaining about the disparity in the tax code to vote...

I know that most people don't consider this a fashion faux pas anymore...but I HATE white after Labor Day! It just looks cheap to me.

Those Kinko's pics of Paris showed off her trashtastic white hooker boots.

And now Lohan is wearing a lace mini-dress, Nancy Sinatra's made-for-walkin' boots, and a goddamn fur cape. Not only is it a bad combination, but it is as white as a pair of shorts worn to a Fourth of July picnic.

Besides...pasty, freckled folks CANNOT pull off an all-white ensemble -- any time of year. She looks like Casper's crack-whore sister.

heehee--the left coast back to Russia!! Nice one, centaurian!

Sarah: You bloody Americans and your bollollylollylocks! You are all fat and irretrievably stupid and sods and full of rubbish.
Miranda: I agree Sarah...you stupid fat ugly dumb Americans....oh, wait, I'm American. and I'm fat and stupid and dumb and ugly. oh-wuh....*runs away crying*

My mama cried, with a tear in her eye, "Save your money. Don't go to her show."

Meanwhile, a fur trapper (who was strictly from comercial) snuck out from behind my ig-a-loo.
Peak a boo... woo woo woo.
Right then he started whapping on the side of my favorite baby celeb's head with a lead filled snow shoe.

That made me just about as angry as an eskimo boy can be, so I reached down and grabbed a handfull, a mittemfull, of the deadly yellow snow and pounced.
And I pounced again, rubbing the huskie wee wee and the doggie wee wee into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion...

You know the rest of the story.

GREAT GOOGELY MOOGELY!

WHAT IS SHE DOING!? kate moss wouldn't wear this! psssshhh!

i believe this is called 'ho in a hazmat suit' chic.
or 'barbarella on crack'.

at least the animal she's carrying got to die before touching her, unlike the poor pets of Paris. *sigh*

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you touch that crazy ho!

Why is she even trying to hold her coat over her leg... that slut doesn't give a damn... and what is with that big bruise in pic 5?

What is that called?
Neo-bohemian?
Maybe she wants a part in a new Cowboy Beebop script.

I almost don't want to believe someone, ANYONE is actually this pathetic. Wearing a watch that you bought for some guy you lust after, but haven't even had a date with, even after he flat out refused to wear it? I think that means he's not interested, brainiac.

RETURN IT YOU STUPID BITCH.

I really almost hope this isn't true. I have too much fun bashing her and if it is true I'd have to start pitying her.

Sweet Jesus. That poor, poor thing.

She is to be pitied, not taunted.

Have some respect for those who cannot aid themselves.

fine. let me be honest here. if i saw lindsay lohan in an alley somewhere alone i'd probably kill her....

....after i ask for an autograph of course...dead bodies don't sell as well on eBay as autographs do...

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Why does Lindsay always flip the Victory sign ? she is so Lame !

She looks like the Queen of the Disco Spacecraft.

I'd like to see Lindsay Lohan & Paris Hilton battle with Christmas Carols.

Sing to the tune of Deck the Halls.

PARIS:
Deck the ho she's coked up and whore-y
Fa la la la la, la la la la

LINDSAY:
If you got pregnant you'd wind up on Maury!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

LINDSAY:
In a public men's room you frolic
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

PARIS:
You're a fire-crotch alcoholic!
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.

LINSDAY:
You bleach blonde bitch with a broken nose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

PARIS:
You snort cocaine with a garden hose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

PARIS:
May all your Christmases be white with coke...
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

LINDSAY:
Swallow Santa's egg nog 'til you choke!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

PARIS:
Rudolph ain't the only one with a red nose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

LINDSAY:
Grab an elf's Yule Log and strike a pose!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

LINDSAY:
'Tis the season to stop bickering
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

PARIS & LINDSAY:
'Cause neither of us can act or sing!
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

PARIS HILTON:
Hey, something smells like sperm. Lindsay, did you fart?

LINDSAY LOHAN:
No! If I farted, it would smell like your boyfriend's tongue!

PARIS HILTON:
Fire-crotch!

LINDSAY LOHAN:
Whore-box!

http://www.hogwild.net/

She is a child.

#51-nice zappa reference.

Here is why she is quickly becoming irrelevant. She can't sing. She doesn't act in any movies that mean anything to anyone. Her family isn't backed with crazy money like the Hilton's. She has a forgettable face, a gross body, and an attitude of a 15 year old. Tell me you can't walk into any bar in any major city and hang out with a girl who is mildly attractive, not really talented, and does dumb shit in public?

All her actions reek of her realizing how quickly she is slipping from peoples favor.

Hey Lindsay,
My Great Aunt Ethyl wants her parlor lamp table's doily back!

What, Aunt Ethyl?

Hey Lindsay, nevermind. You can keep it, now.

#6 nipsy "coke-ahontis" is fucking classic.

I'm Canadian so I feel safe in saying there is no way an eskimo aka "Inuit" person would ever be caught dead at a Paris Hilton party. Unless there was free blubber. Then they would be all over that shit.

my horoscope says...

someone will find you and help you
to reach
another

[.[]
but then...
who believes that shit

Shouldn’t we be seeing her in the where are they now section of the magazines????
Maybe next year

Tha bitch. James Franco is my lover lol.

The Rhinestone Squaw Girl.

I couldn't image how to Photoshop a more kook burger deluxe Lohan picture if I tried.

If a stripper showed up to dance in a club wearing that shit, she'd go home that night with 3 dollars. This is the ultimate, most pathetic and sad thing I ever saw. Now I don't feel so bad that I still like my UndeRoos.

This story seems really made up and out of nowhere. That thing about her flirting with James Franco was months ago, and this just is a nonsensical addition to it that isn't really believable.

Give Lindsay a break, she's been a bit calmer lately.

Dang Rumors! Please respect her privacy!

she looks like she's trying to be unique and individual in that outfit, like she thinks she's bjork or somebody. Lindsay is so repulsive; I swear, this bitch looks like she wipes her ass back-to-front and a bunch of fecal matter has slaked into the rotten chasm that is her vag.

Heh. Coke-ahontis. Classic.

Lindsay, can't you afford to get someone to help you wiht your damn SPRAY TAN!!!!

LOSERRRRRR!!!!!!!!! But you look kinda sexy other than that! FUCK PARIS AND SHITNEY!!!!

Ew - I bet she REALLY can't walk in those shoes!

Two watches? well that just makes common sense seeing as she usually has double vision. Better make double sure sure you get to all those AA meetings on time Hohan. And everyone things the girl is a dumbass. Oh, hold on...

When will everyone stop picking on her? She's retarded!!! It's bad karma to make fun of the handicapped. Mentally or otherwise.

Where are the PETA people with the buckets of red paint when you need them?

#40 -funny!

James Franco? (rar!) Lindsey try aiming lower next time...like maybe...Andy Dick!

number ten, you don't know what the hell you are talking about. You know nothing about self-harm. Get your facts straight.
Jrz and Rich- you guys are great lol. Can't deny I wasn't laughing my arse off reading your post.
Poor Lindsay, whether the story is true or not, she needs help. I love her

all we can hope on is that her star crashes and falls too.. like so many before her, she does not deserve all that she has recieved. every DOG has their day. sooner rather than later this whoare will be no more, and no one will want a peice of her... alike the 'brat pack' from the eighties & the peice of shit she is. DIE HO HAN!!! (HO HAN whoever came up with that is BRILLIANT!!!)

She is gonna end up at the bottom of the heap and soon ... when you are getting dissed by Will Farrell the end can't be far ...

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#10 read (if you can)
http://lexusine.candyandrazorblades.net/darkness/cut.html

Here's a photo of the two watches she wears, taken during her recent visit to London.

http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-wears-two-watches.html

Here's a photo of her wearing the two watches, taken on her recent visit to London:
http://letters-from-london.blogspot.com/2006/12/lindsay-lohan-wears-two-watches.html

Papparazzi: "Lindsay, we heard the studio made you take an IQ test. How did you do?"

Lindsay: "I got a 2. Is that adequite?"

no she's wearing 2 watches to cover up her cuts! she's emo!

One watch to countdown her herpes. The other reminds her when to feed her crabs.

ROBBLE ROBBLE

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Hell, I don't blame her for trying to get with James Franco. He's hot as hell!

As for that ugly coat she has on:

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=stella-McCartney-fur-psa

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=fur_farm

Hell, I don't blame her for trying to get with James Franco. He's hot as hell!

As for that ugly coat she has on:

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=stella-McCartney-fur-psa

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=fur_farm

I wonder how many poor arctic foxes were slaughtered just to make that hideous, pointless coat? P.S. If I see one more picture of her making a peace sign I think I'm gonna have an aneurysm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know alot you feel as if this girl is a loser and rightly so but imagine being taunted starting at an early age for the career you choose and continue being taunted for the person or movies you do. Now how much of Lidsey do you know?? Do you know her personally or is all the information you are basing your opionions on are tabloids?? and are they your own opionions or are you yourself so weak minded that you cannot think for yourself and want to be part of the "in" crowd?? This week Lindsey next week Paris. who knows maybe in a month it will be Paris. At least Lindsey doesn't walk around and hide who she is. Whats better?? Building your life on a lie or being strong enough to be yourself?

yeah, she's always been a loser