Dec 4 2006Lindsay Lohan is an alcoholic, makes an ass out of herself

This, of course, is not a surprise

http://www.celebslam.com

Trust me - Lindsay's a long way from being done making an ass of herself.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Hi, I'm Lindsay and I"m an alcoholic.
Hi Lindsay.
Next.

Do us proud lindsay!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

And now for something completely different:
Reunion.com set up accounts for many, many, many names that they "fished" for using valid email accounts that they purchased from a spammer. The email account that they used for me was from a company I worked for 5 years ago! The phone rep said that if I didn't want the Reunion.com account, then I should have clicked on a button in the email, otherwise an account is set up for you automatically! First of all, I never open spam, secondly, that email address hasn't been valid for 5 years.

Check out your name and see if you have an account! It really pissses me off that they did this!

P. S. I called (888) 704-1900 to cancel. I was on hold for a l-o-n-g time before they picked up the phone.

I don't know, I think it is 'Klassy' to wear a REALLY short skirt and then lift it up to show off your fire-crotch.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

she's not even 21 and she's attending AA

shouldnt she be repremmended(sp) for drinking under the legal age? and what about all these clubs that could get fined for serving a minor

oh.. doesnt count if your a celeb

wtf happened to her..

Looks like Lind's left wrist still hasn't recovered from that 'fall in the bushes.'
That's a bad habit - she's probably half-cut when she falls in them.

Her friends are hot.

Damn, Kim, those are the widest child-bearing hips I have ever seen. It's no wonder she can't fit on the coach.

Seriously...coke whores like her are a DIME A DOZEN. Enough with this bitch already!!!

You're right...this is old news.

Look at the 2nd to last pic. Damn, that is one hell of an ass. Looks like JLo got some competition on her hands.

and yeah Lindsay your a fucken dog - no ones looking at you and your man thighs.

Will someone PLEASE take Kim shopping for a new dress? She looks good, but she's wearing that burgundy thing in practically every single photo I've seen of her.

This friendship has "cat fight" written all over it. It's always unfortunate when attention whores hang out together.

Lohan needs to take that bandage off and realize suicide chic just isn't gonna fly...

Kim Kardashian is a tasty looking little fish muffin... I would tap that bitch like the bible in fucking morse code...

Little wonder that this arrogant little lump of shit is attending AA - when she finally succumbs to the herps and her twat dries up and falls off, she will be going to STDs Anonymous - when she gets old and there are no more roles for her, let's just see how much screaming she does at other people's assistants...

And who the hell is Jessica Biel???

Little wonder that this arrogant little lump of shit is attending AA - when she finally succumbs to the herps and her twat dries up and falls off, she will be going to STDs Anonymous - when she gets old and there are no more roles for her, let's just see how much screaming she does at other people's assistants...

And who the hell is Jessica Biel???

In Germany, circa 1942, Kim Kardashian's case would've been filed under: Frau Kardashian is to be cooked slowly at 350 degrees DO NOT remove when timer pops out.

#13

WOW, I have no idea how I missed that ass. Blind people are horrified by that ass. I disagree with you about JLo though. This ass is huger and flabbier. This ass is so big and so wide and so tall, it can not be stopped. There is no way at all.

Damn.... How the Hell did she get the dress on over that thing?

"WTF happened to her?"

We'll all find out when she ultimately needs to cry her eyes out on Oprah to get the spotlight back. Ghostwrite a book about the psycho breakdown of how her difficult life blah blah blah as a cleb child hurl barf and repressed molestation memories dry heaves until she ultimately concludes she's born a lesbian.

I can't believe I honestly used to think she was an admirable person. God, I'm such a dumbass.

Her tan makes no sense to me.... the top half of her is tan and the bottom half is pale....

Superfish...can we please read about something/someone other than Britney, Lindsay and Paris? This shit is old. There has to be something more interesting going on in La-La Land besides these trashy whores dressing up (badly I might add) and going out on the town.

She doesn't need alcohol to make an ass out of herself!

http://www.HolyCandy.com

That ain't your grandma's slip she's wearing...

Oh, wait. Yes it is.

That cruel, sadistic bitch..how dare she not clown around for our entertainment anymore. =) Oh well...it won't last for long.

That bitch in the maroon evening gown could park a semi-trailer on those hips...God help the poor fucker who marries her because the minute this doucheka hears "I do", those hips are going to burst forth and look like the rear end of the Hindenburg...

The only saving grace of seeing photos of therse whores, is the thought that they all went back to Hohan's condo in West LA afterwards and licked each other's pussies to orgasm...

If she didn't send someone home crying, she wasn't offensively trashed enough. Learn how to drink like you mean it, red-headed stepchild!

well, Linds, you're not really anonymous when you announce that you go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings, now are you?? what a dumb publicity stunt & it's especially tacky since there are people who are ACTUAL alcoholics and take that shit seriously. Now, go get another glass of champagne you dirty whore.

lindsay's a moron, for sure, but she's looking highy bangable these days.

They need to take a wrong turn in South Central L.A. and get gang-fucked by a group of black bangers from one of the biggest gangs - that's the kind of attention she deserves...

TD - She ain't the marrying type... she's the slap on each side of the face with your cock, spackle her like a fucking dart wall, and tell her she has to leave because your wife is a trigger happy cop type.

I'll ignore lohan and just focus in on how friggin perfect Kim kardashian looks.mmmmmmmm

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Isn't there a Talentless Skanks Anonymous for this bitch?

So basically she's like Tara Reid now except she didn't used to be hot.

#32...

My Doctor Pepper just came spewing out of my nose - come to think of it, I am sure Hohan has had certain liquid matter spew from her nose also, more of the white creamy type in keeping with her 'putation as a cock gobbler extraordinaire - ...or it could also be cocaine, the sight of which makes her giggle like a tweaker on smack...

What is it with all these Hollywood whores holding hands with their female friends? The whole "let's act like lesbians so boys will like us"-thing is just so 2003.

Hey Lindsay, ever heard of the 12 traditions? Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our principals ever reminding us to place principles before personalities. It's her choice to break her anonymity, but AA is based on attraction rather than promotion and I would hate for some alcoholic who needs help to think Lindsay Lohan is an honest representation of someone actually working the 12 steps and practicing the principles in ALL affairs. Keep it to yourself Miss Lohan as you are a gross misinterpretation of what AA can do IF YOU WORK IT!!!

Man, everyone rubs elbows in Hollywood. Low-class Linds and Kim "my Dad helped hide OJ's knife" Kardashian partying with Will Ferrel, Leo DiCaprio, Ben Affleck and - to a lesser extent - Al Gore? What's next, Pam Anderson lunching on cucumber sandwiches with Sir Ian McKellen? Jenna Jameson at a wine tasting with Dame Judi Dench? Britny chilling with Dustin Hoffman and Al Pacino at the Ivy? And with an ass like that is it any wonder that Ms. Kardashian prefers her men like her coffee - black as the ace of spades.

The drunk skank! She put on a slip but forgot the rest of the outfit.

For those who want to know more, Kim Kardashian's MySpace page:
http://www.myspace.com/kimsaprincess

Yeah, you read correctly, "Kimsaprincess". Sounds like a Hollywood coke whore to me.

Look at the dude in the last three pics. Looking up at the heavens to say "thank you god. A room full of drunken, skanky broads. Last time I was this lucky was when Uncle Leo and I played 'Hide the Sausage'. He sure tricked me, that dirty prick."

Does anyone really believe that this little cunt is sincere about this AA thing?? It's another fucking fad, like Kaballah, or Betty Ford, just another way to get attention...

I'm waiting for these chicks to take up the honorable tradition that Britney has resurrected (that of African tribeswomen too poor to afford panties, or Hollywood coke whores), that of sticking your wet snatch on your "new best friend's" car seat and "accidentally" showing your gash as you exit the car...

Hey Linds, Brit, Paris etc...

Guess what? Kabala and Coke are TOTALLY out!!!!! I just read in Variety that THIS year Ritual suicide is IN! Go Go Go!!!!!

jesseeca you might want to get your facts straight. she only came out and said she was in AA after her dumbass mom told it to the world when she was getting interviewed for a radio show. I'm not defending her at all but at least get your facts straight!!!!!

Man, that's kinda sad when you become an alcoholic even before you can legally drink alcohol....what's even more sad is her shoes.

I hope these young celebs are saving their money...

On another note, it's funny how you other celeb dishers are the first to respond and get your back links up, hehe...

That's definately not a surprise! My dad had to film the bitch and she turned up to the meeting drunk! She had to read out something my mum said and we had to get on and she made an ass of herself. I wanted an autograph but...I don't really want it when she's like this now.

She's a SAD REEEETARD. She want's all the attention and she thinks she's high class yet she goes out wearing a nighty and what i can only call " $5 whore shoes".

NEWSFLASH FOR LINDSAY:
Get over yourself!! You're fugly-ugly obnoxious piece of white (freckled)trash, wanna be Hollywood princes

i would rather be dyking with kim kardashian ANYDAY over britney.

but why is lindsay trying to be all fine with that old dishrag tied around her wrist? we know she's a cutter and she's tragic. if she had any style, she would at least bedazzle it.

#46 - Wasn't it Firecrotch's publicist who confirmed it, but then made matters worse by saying, ""And, by the way, she's not saying ... she'll stop drinking tomorrow." WTF?

Lidsay's got Disco Syphillis which can couse disco itching, disco discharge, and disco fever.

I hope she cuts herself till she bleeds to death.

Or better yet. Hilton and Spears kill her.

#19 - Robert Kardashian was an Armenian non-jew, so Kim is gentile as well unless her mother is Jewish.

I'd hit it in any case. Sig heil!

Rock & Roll Takeover is total BFFs with Lindsay, so please join me in a collective proposal "Please show her how to cut the wrist the RIGHT way". And when I say show her, I mean demonstrate on yourself first & make her follow.

MMMMMMMM that Kim Kardashian is hot. I've said it before and I'll say it again ARMENIAN GIRLS GOT IT GOIN ON

Does she take her whole entourage to the AA meetings, or does she think her shit doesn't stink and she would not DREAM of going to meetings with the "common people"? - frankly, I can't see this attention-whore waiting her turn to speak, not to mention drinking the shitty coffee at the meetings, or placing her well-used arse on a common toilet seat like everyone else - this would be another "performance" for her...

Armenian girls are great if you like mustaches, hairy armpits, rank sweat smell and someone who puts the spare roll of toilet paper in her purse while using the restroom...

59 - that may be true... but not on Kim

#59...

I forgot to mention, they love to get treated like total shit by their boyfriends - you can do or say just about anything short of murder and they'll just smile and offer you a blowjob...

Wow. Will Ferrell calls you a freak and asks if anyone cares about you, anyway, to the amusement of Leo and Ben? Damn. Ouch.

#57 - I think I rented that movie once.

Once was more than enough.

...and ToiletDuck, thanks for #59... I just threw up in my mouth, a little. Brought back memories of bulimia.

I don't think Armenian girls wear underwear either, but for different reasons than these Hollywood trollops...I think they just like to go Kommando...

* Did you hear about the Armenian girl who went to the doctor? The doctor asked her for a stool sample, a urine sample and a blood sample, so she gave the doctor her underwear... *

ha ha

I don't know if somebody has already said this... but look at her wrist... still bandaged. C'mon, do a few 2-week old "scratches" take soooo long to heal Lindsay? Oh no, wait, maybe you fell and scratched yourself yet again... *wink wink nudge nudge* oh the cleverness of you!

#66
She msut've grown up in fucking Wisconsin because she's milking it for all that it's worth.

love the way
her bitches are
showing their vaginas

we did all that ages ago

and yet
here we are and they're still
trying to capture his attention

when we've already got it

[[what?

cute nightie babe :)

SHUT UP WITH THIS BITCH ALREADY!!! DAMN! LET'S TALK ABOUT CELEBRITIES!!

K - seriously - Lindsay's shoes? I swear to god - they've got the same pair for $29.99 at f-ing JCPenny. Those are fugly.

Second - is Kim Kardashian's ass padded in that dress? Wowza.

when Will Ferrell can make fun of you...then you're really a LOSER....

Lindsay is such an ass, even her false eyelashes are trying to jump ship (see first photo, right eye).

lindsay needs to hire someone to apply her self-tanner. It's so uneven. Can't she afford to have herself spray-tanned by a professional?! And Kim Kardashian is pretty Voluptuous, she's actually sexier than Lindsay (Lindsay looks more like a white trash hooker all dressed up). I'm Sure Kim could give most black men an attack of desire and lust.

yea uh maybe you should work on the coke problem too lindsey!

#14

kim must not go out alot because these are old pictures that have been posted on here before. she's too busy at home getting her poon drilled to hang out like a bar fly.

Ooooh, I can't wait until Kim realizes she's hanging with more of a nobody than her. Lindsay will have to roll with some homeless crack whore, or something. No not Anna Nicole Smith.

Al Gore a celeb? HAHAHAHAHA!! It's gonna be one hell of a mugshot!

Lindsay's cool. fuck off

Someone should forward lindsay the memo about having Ugly friends around to make you look better (ie dragging Britney around to distract from your man-hands and honker nose). Kim whoever she is makes Lindsay look like someone's lost raggedy ann doll. For example photo # 2 where She looks like she just wet herself and Kim is voguing - that woman is the most attractive i have Ever seen on this site ever. And Lohan looks freckle-diseased. Bad groupie choice. Bad.

Okay, but seriously?

What's up with all the ads to crappy websites in posts here?

The next-to-last pic, Kim's ass is the fucking Mid-Atlantic Ridge.. God-damnit wtF is up with that enormous big fat ja-booty ass???? Put that shit in a girdle or stay home.

I mean, she has a gorgeous face, but damn her ass is the fucking state line. Nothing worse than a shelf-ass fat girl thinkin' she's hot shit.

Lohan rants again, huh.
Keith Olbermann begs to differ...
See: Give Lohan a Break

what??????? How the hell is she fat? Make up your fucking mind, do you prefer her totally emaciated, cos healthy apparently is too big for you Holly J! Let's see your pictures and scrutinise every inch you have.
Leave this poor girl alone. Most of you are saying "move on" and old news but why the hell are you still slating her?
She has problems she should be seeking help with.
http://www.something-fishy.org/isf/mentalhealth.php

DAMN! Kardashian got BACK!

Any male that posts here and says he would not repeatedly bang Kim Kardashian like the cymbals in a fucking orchestra is as gay as the Ice Capades... that chick has more curves than the fucking Autobahn... very tasty.

Damn Jrz, my radar are off... just 2 minutes earlier and we'd be called the same person again...

Rich, I see, and our posts have the same jist. Hmmmmm? Am I you?

Lindsay who?

I can't think with K-dashian's ass all in my face like that. That has got to be padding. That type of thing doesn't happen in real life, unless you're a freak of nature? I think K-dashian is fugly, she's got a lower jaw like a gorilla.

Pic #8 says it all - that is an E smile, yo.

Slip and bad shoes aside, what's with the dirty bandage that looks like it came off her grandmother's bedsore? Instead of holding hands with Kim, she should get her fist in there up to the wrist, then she wouldn't need a dirty rag or seven Swatch watches to hide her shame.

Two birds, one stone, and still a few sluts around to hold the videocamera.

LOL, 45, too funny.

As a side note, that Kim girl is actually looking hot to me. 'Course, I just came from the Britney thread, so a diseased mule would probably also look hot at this point.... but never Lohan.

Why is it that every picture of her makes me want to track her down and punch her in the face?

This little dink gives REAL prostitutes the world over a bad name...

That's the biggest shitload of pics ever. Normally, I'd like a lot, but these enrage me. Not just Lindsay, but a whole community of talentless, selfish, superficial assholes who wallow in luxury and never work for even ten minutes.

Lindsay and her bitches never have and never will know what it is to work a 40 hour week.

Niether will the Bush daughters.

Or Chelsea Clinton.

And while I'm typing this, they're out spending 10 grand on a new dress to wear to an awards ceremony, where they'll be watched by people who watch those things, and interviewed for Entertainment Tonight, and photographed for the celeb mags, after which, with their high profiles, they'll be given millions to endorse crap products.

Cue Elton

The CIRRRRRRRRRRRRRCLE OF LIFE....

Those two girls she is dancing with do not seem fond of her when her back is turned.... they are glaring at her in the first couple of shots they are in. Coincidence? I think not!

i loved her so much in the parent trap!! lindsey what happened!!??!!

Don't you feel sorry for Lindsay, though?

I mean, all that money, and she can't even afford a dress to go over her slip.... :(

hello? it never happened remember! Fictious story.

@ 93: Bill and Hillary Clinton are both outrageously intelligent, regardless of what you think of their political viewpoints, and after Chelsea Clinton graduated from Stanford and later Oxford, she started working for McKinsey & Company in New York, earning six figures.

Dog the Bush bitches all you want--they're useless--but dont paint Chelsea Clinton with the same brush.

#81 - don't hate. That's a fabulously fat ass. I'd bounce up and down on that thing for days.

Also, it looks like Linsday is donating her tired shoes to her less attractive friends. Too bad she didn't trade up - those are some straight up hooker shoes, lovey.

Wow! Her flesh-colored 'oops! i slit my wrist' bandage is the perfect accesory to her nightgown. I'm amazed at how well she put together her ho-bag ensemble. Class-act, Hohan.

98: Bill and Hillary are "outrageously intelligent?" Are you sure you're at the right website?

Outrageously intelligent? So smart he blows his load all over a fat secretary and lets her walk away with it so he can be impeached?

"After Chelsea Clinton graduated from Stanford and later Oxford, she started working for McKinsey & Company in New York, earning six figures."

Oh, good for her! I'm sure the fact that she's the daughter of a past prez and the daughter of a maybe future prez has NOTHING to do with her being selected for such a plum!

And what is McKinsey & Company?
http://mckinsey.com/aboutus/

"McKinsey & Company is a global management consulting firm. We are the trusted advisor to the world’s leading businesses, governments, and institutions."

Oh, that's wonderful! A fucking consulting firm! That's MUCH better than being a doctor or a medical researcher. Let's read more!

"We’re about world-shaping impact.
We’re about developing exceptional leaders.
We’re about trust-based relationships.
We’re about finding innovative solutions.
We’re about people who have a passion to help.
We have an unparalleled depth of both functional and industry expertise as well as breadth of geographical reach. Our scale, scope, and knowledge allow us to address problems that no one else can. At heart, we are a network of people who are passionate about taking on immense challenges that matter to leading organizations, and often, to the world."

Ah, yes, these are the people who justify CEOs getting a salary 300 times greater than the average Joe on the floor, and bonuses, even while they lose money. Awesome!

Goddammit, the Clintons are just a bunch of outgeaeously intelligent people, and their daughter got everything in life on her own merit, and she works much harder for her six figures than any low-born American works for their five figures.

Thanks for setting me straight.

Douchebag.

great way to hide "scratches from the bushes" with a flesh-colored bandage. almost as stylish as those shoes. hardly noticeable, too, like the one in maroon's ASS.

tnx 102 sid
we need extnl perspective

from time to tin=me

some here dome dont
yes but we have to follow orders

so be prepared
babe : )
to be wrog : ))

I am in no way an alcoholic. Hic.

she's always been an ass....not really news

la Lohan es una borracha bollera como la Paris y la Britney

ok THIS IS A really old post but I just read it, #104, and I was TOTALLY unprepared to be wrog! I've never felt so wrog-the words "some here dome dont yes but we have to follow orders" just blew me out of my chair....

WTF??? Why do people post random shit that makes no sense and sounds all cryptic?
102 relax, it's someone's opinion, and if you think we're better off with Bush in office than we were with Clinton than you are the CEO of Douchebag, Inc.

Those shoes are so terrible. She's really turned into a cheap whoo-er (if you listen to Type O Negative). It doesn't suit her well. She looks old and used up. Poor girl. Desperation is a stinky cologne.