I knew she loved pussy.

OooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooh! Secrets!

http://www.veryliberating.com

what? all of that cooch flashing isn't normal? *goes to buy undies*

What 2 pieces of worthless trailer park trash

how can that have been shot a week before she filed for divorce, it's been online forever?

I bet that he wants britney back

http://rumorficial.com/

smoking pot and eating mass quantities of
cheetos isn't anything new, K-Fag. wtf?
he's getting 7 million dollars? shit,
I'd go down south on her nasty c-section scar
filled cooch for half that and a nice bottle
of chainti.

Come on...give Earl some credit. He can spell the "F" word, at least he thinks so. So it would be more like 200 blank pages, with "I spel [fuking] gude."

~Melissa


From Sugarplumsonline

I love how stars have their "public" voices and then their "at liesure" voices. She sounds like such a hillbilly in this video. I wonder if she and Paris practice their public voices together....

I wonder wht the chapter entitled Earl and the Pool Boy will be like...

I used to have respect for you, Britney. All the crotch-flashing, coke-whoring hot lesbian action and STDs in the world would never change that. But time travel? TIME TRAVEL!?

DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR GENERAL RELATIVITY?!

Idiot!

http://www.papparelli.com

Haha ... this is funny one :))

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/myleene-klass-red-bikini-at-beach.html

Gee I don't know Earl, once your ex's meat wallet has been seen by millions while she was being fondled by a known HIV carrier your "revelations" just don't have the same impact.

remember when he said he was an artist? well he is - a scam artist!

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yeah. Nothing he can "reveal" hasn't already been in all the tabloids a hundred times.

YAWN.

I can't believe those terms of the prenup.

If I was Britney, the prenup would've read: "if our marriage ends, for whatever reason, the only thing K-DUD gets is what he brought to this relationship: his skidmarked tighty-whiteys and a coloring book."

Federline is a genius.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Maybe we'll finally get pictures of that giant schlong everybody keeps talking about

K Fed model of the New American Dream:

"to achieve wealth and recognition without having the burden of intelligence, talent, sacrifice, or human values that are universal."

-Tom Robbins

Kevin Federline wants to reveal secrets:

He has an IQ of -54
He lost on Jeopardy to a dead retard and a squirrel
You can't snort pork rinds
Urine is a fairly decent mouthwash
You can't inject butter easily
Britney's pussy tastes like rotten okra
Windex is a good substitute for tequila
Geoorge Bush doesn't care about white people who pretend to be black people
Unlike a cat, Sean Preston doesn't land on his feet everytime you throw him
He was voted "most likely to fuck up an unbelievable opportunity to never have to lift a fucking finger for the rest of his life" by his high school

#11 - actually relativity allows for the concept.

From a PBS/Nova page:

"Albert Einstein showed that space is curved, time is relative, and time travel is theoretically possible. Here, do a simple thought experiment and learn to think like the century's greatest scientist. "

He is trash. All he wanted was her money from the start. I can't believe he would have the nerve to ask for sole custody -- he just wants the child support check. His lawyers told him that was the easiest way to get money from her and that he probably wouldn't see much money otherwise, and that he would have to call her an unfit mother. We all know the public already thinks that based on her actions (that were blown out of proportion) but he is selling alot of crap to the media. I can't believe he would try to take those kids away from their mother for money.

@20 NERD!

:)

#22 - Got my pocket protector on too!

Scoop needs to read The Fish. This video has been on here for months. FedEx's book won't have anything we haven't already seen or heard (and already tried to forget).

"wild drinking, alleged drug use, her sexual attraction towards other women - as well as her supposed belief in time-travel"
- The only one that troubles me is time travel. Britney, you can marry me for a mere 3 million ...

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Brit scares me in that video. Kfed looks like the better parent to me. I'm not joking. I seriously scared for those children now.

I hope K-Fag gets a stocking full of Anthrax spores and razor blades for Christmas.

From the video:

'I think some people are uh-head of uhhhussss'

Yes. Yes they so are.

Dude, this video was up on this very site some months back.

So is this book going to be like the sex tape and never happen?

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Bad taste in music is not a victimless crime. To think that this redneck dipshit's career could have been prevented if you people hadn't all bought her shitty music.

24 - totally, I've seen this video before. Lying isn't always the best way to prove your a fit and responsible person.

I'm surprised he can even write

http://www.celebslam.com

Okay, Now come on.

We all knew when she chose that nim-rod K-F*ked, that she was obviously a complete waste of oxygen so none of this is in the least surprising.

However, at least she can afford a nanny to care for the kids and they won’t have to be around her........ what does HE plan to do??? Throw them in a room with a bunch of bananas and a box of juice and then check in occasionally??? So frankly, the ijit needs to take his money and blow...... Literally - as in blow right on out to sea where we never have to hear him or see that goofy face again.

#17 Rrrright.

I think Kev sounds like a fucking freak filming her here. It looks like he trying to make her talk more and sound like an idiot. Hey- K-Fag, the world knows she's an idiot. Nothing here is a suprise. Now- show your schlong, like the troller says!

So this douche isnt happy with almost 7 1/2
million dollars? wtf? i was so happy to see such a leech attach themselves to someone who obviously doesnt deserve their money but what an asshole.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

She's wearing a trucker hat. Either this is really old or she has no sense of style. Yep its a toss up.

Dude, that video can't possibly have been filmed a week before they divorced. I watched that vid MONTHS ago! So unless K-Fed believes in time travel too (zomg SEKRITS!), I think he's been snorting waaaaaay too many Cheetos and crack.

That actually is very liberating. Sweet, it works!

i love how this article states that he said that video of her all stoned and stuff was released after the press found out they were getting a divorce, when this tape was probablly made before she even had Sean Preston..

so he's a dick and trying to make Britney look bad...

he needs stop being an asshole.

britney acts like a fucking two year old in this video

I'm tired of blonde bimbos and wiggers.

Dude, this is the second time I have submitted info to you and not been given credit, this time it was a matter of minutes!

I am so tired of you all hatin' on poor Kevin. He gave up a lucrative career as a backup dancer to enhance the destruction of her career and all he gets in return is millions of dollars??? Where is your heart, people?

As far as Britney liking chicks, get with it Earl.... it's 2006. Nobody's going to be surprised and half the population's going to like her more.

Oh, and Kevvy.... I just want to take a moment to remind you that those few years you spent with Britney......those were the best of your life. You're never going to live that life of pampered luxury again. You might be able to find another sugar momma, but you'll NEVER find one as rich and gullible as Brit. Not only are you a user, you're a BAD user. If you're going to sponge off of someone you need to give them some value for their money. But, your innate selfishness wouldn't let you, would it, Earl? You ignored your millionaire wife to go hang out with the guys while she was pregnant.... You ignored the children you fathered.....and once you saw the handwriting on the wall, you grasped at your last chance to ride on her coattails by subjecting us all to your silly (and yes, Kevin....the idea of you as a musician is silly. Neither you nor your music is "fire") "music". You even got Brit to promise to have a party with whoever sold the most of your horrible, horrible music. You know what that reminds me of, K-Dawg? It reminds me of all that shit that school kids try to foist on unsuspecting neighbors every year for some sort of dubious prize. You are no better than the $8 bucket of cookie dough my kid is hawking right now.

You lost it ALL, Kevin. And you will never, never, (did I mention NEVER?) get it back. You will die in obscurity b/c you failed to satisfy one dimwitted hillbilly. You won't get the kids. You won't get the money other than your prenup. You have no access to the lawyers that Britney does, and you have no means of your own. You will blow the piddling settlement that she will give you to get rid of your dumb ass and then you'll spend it all..... ruining your second chance at a better life than the rest of us stiffs will ever have a chance to see.

In short (too late), you lost the best opportunity you'll ever have and you are a retard for throwing it away.

If there are any sugar daddies willing to take me on, I'm willing to divorce. And I even shower on a regular basis.

He is such a dick head. As for the custody of their offspring I don’t know who they'd be better off with? A muff flashing lesbian mum (who probably has some sort of STD thanks to her new best friend Paris) or a crack head money hungry dad? Those kids are doomed I tell ya. DOOOOOOMED

Chapter 2 of Earl's book: "Aksidently bounzed a Pooh check. (Well, Tigger was on their too)"

I wish time travel was a realization. Then Shitney's mom and Earl's mom could get in the Delorean and travel back to a time before they conceived these hillbilly fuck-ups and use some birth control to prevent it.

That would save valuable Superficial space for more interesting train wrecks, like Hohan, Anna Nicole, and whatever the fuck is going on with Beyonce's right boob.

I hate to say it but K-Fag might be right about the unfit parenting thing. Oh well, what ever happens we'll still get to watch him make a complete doushbag out of himself on the WWE

Props to K-Fed, the dude is smarter than any of us thought. Britney is so screwed! I'd read that book. (If it were free.)

O.k., first, this video has been out for months (I know others have said that too).

Second, Britney, an unfit mother? Puhlease. I figured she was up for the mother of the year award.

Third, Britney, a whore that likes to f__k women? Honestly, I've been out with women that look like Paris Hilton and I always forget my underwear, exchange fishnet stockings with them, and hold hands. Doesn't make me a carpet muncher.

You guys makes such a big deal out of nothing on this site.

I'd say call the book, "Fertileloins - The Autobiography of Kevin Federline," but he'd probably think it was about cars.

Um, I didn't see "Chaos", but it's this the same video from that show??

Also, I feel really bad for those 2 kids. They lose BIG TIME no matter which fuck up gets them! I usually don't put any faith the the foster care system, but in this case I'll make an exception...

"life: like things...and things going on"

brilliant

"HUH?"

and why no nipple shots of brit yet? Extra has them

That video just never, ever stops being friggin funny. Please oh please do the world a favor and donate your Uterus to science before you decide to reproduce again. Seriously.

How is it possible that K-FUCK is this stooopid? Especially if he has a LAWYER and PR people advising him, assuming that he pays them with REAL money??
(He tried paying with monopoly money ONCE, but they caught him the SECOND time.) Obviously they aren't the highest paid, respected, or smartest people if they're employed by K-FUCKER anyway, but aren't they paying attention to this supremely retarded shit? Holy crap, I live in Kansas, with no cable, no car, barely an education and 2 cats in a townhouse and even I KNOW that that video is OLD AS HELL!! So how is it possible that anyone with an IQ over a Cheeto that can tie their shoes, thinks that saying this video was filmed a WEEK before the divorce was filed would fly?? Shit I'd be a better PR person for this dumb shit.

I have already seen Britney's vagina... three times! How many more secrets do I really need to know?

I just watched this video for the second time. Hasn't it been around for a long while? Seems like the first time I watched it was lasy year....anyway, what surprised me both then and now is how amazingly smart Kevin sounds when compared to Britney. You can almost hear him gritting his teeth and saying to himself, "Dude, just hold it together for a little longer-no babies with this dumbass means no $$$$".

I just watched this video for the second time. Hasn't it been around for a long while? Seems like the first time I watched it was lasy year....anyway, what surprised me both then and now is how amazingly smart Kevin sounds when compared to Britney. You can almost hear him gritting his teeth and saying to himself, "Dude, just hold it together for a little longer-no babies with this dumbass means no $$$$".

sorry for double post. I managed to misspell 'last' in both.

#43, I emailed the site with this information as well..

and who cares about credit.. jeez

You know, after seeing this, i think K-Fed deserves a few mil just for having to have the experience in his life of filming this twit's moronic idocy. Holy shit. He actually sounds like a nice, regular, decent guy here in love with a girl. Forget that it was for her fame and fortune, but he really did love her methinks, you can hear it in his voice.

that was 3 minutes of my life wasted watching that video that i will never get back. what was up with her arm spazams and chewing with her mouth open? i am disgusted.

IM NOT A BRAIN SURGEON BUT WHO THE FUCK THINKS TIME TRAVEL IS REAL..AND AT HER GOLDEN AGE! SHE IS EITHER REAL FUCKEN STUPID OR JUST REAL FUCKEN STUPID!

You know you've hit rock bottom when Fed-Ex seems SMART compared to you...
Huh?? Huh??

Mr. Kevin Federline,

I certainly don't disagree that she is a disgusting, mentally lacking, walking hootch that is pretty much unfit to be a mother (although there are countless other unknown walking-hootch moms out there).

But I would like to remind you that YOU MARRIED HER!!! I know you be a playa but all this "Britney is a redneck and I'll prove it" also looks bad on you too.

OK I HAVE TO SAY THIS, BRIT BRIT WAS F!CKIN WACK WACKED OUT OF HER MIND. AND K-FED NEW WHAT THE HELL HE WAS DOING WHEN HE RECORDED HER. AND I DONT THINK HE IS A BUBBLING IDIOT LIKE WE ALL THINK HE IS.KINDA LIKE JESSSICA SIMPSON... SERIOUSLY SHE BETTER HOPE THAT SAD LITTLE WHITE WOMEN THAT COMES TO BRIT BRITS DOOR FROM CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES DOSENT "MAGICALLY" GET THAT TAPE IN HER HANDS. BYE BYE TO HER BOO BOO?S

it won't be a book, because he can barely read.

That was so totally filmed a few years ago. I didn't read all of the other comments, but I'm sure I'm not the only one to know this. Anyways...what is so bad about smoking weed?..if your not preggers that is?

yeah i saw this a long time ago too... it was on there lame attempt of a reality show way back.

"Ya'll come back to the future honey!"

Jesus! She puts people from Arkansas to shame.

And who the hell flips shit over Spawn?

Spawn come out nearly 10 years ago. Ah, fuck it--too many discrepancies here to name.

Kev is brilliance personified.

Like the rest of you, I too have seen this video several times now, and each time I see it never fails to blow me away that HE comes off like the voice of reason in that relationship.
In fact, anytime they were interviewed together he seemed to be the only one with any sense.
And we all know that ain't say a whole lot.

God lets THESE people reproduce? Ya know the Big Guy must have a sense of humor.

This video is so OLD!

#76! Whew hewwwww! I'm 76!

I can't believe so many of you took the time and energy to write SO MUCH on such a tarded topic.

Look, there are couples out there very day who would be terrific parents and after 4 $20k each IVF treatments are forced to adopt. And these two meatheads are reproducing AT WILL!

K-Fed needs a good ol' fashioned Luziana style ass whippin. And so does Shitney.

By the way, #67, you scare me. Your post is frightening.

Secrets? Such as the fact that Mommy and Daddy were also brother ansd sister? Pal, we puzzled that out a *loooooong* time ago...