December 4, 2006
Keith Urban set free, Nicole Kidman not pregnant
Keith Urban is finally out of rehab after checking into the Betty Ford Center on October 19, though his rep says he's "still undergoing treatment." And despite previous reports, Page Six says he and Nicole Kidman are not yet pregnant despite efforts to conceive.
The biggest proof Kidman is trying to conceive is her latest haircut: She just got bangs to hide her forehead. As a Hollywood insider said, "If Nicole is pregnant or trying to get pregnant, she will have to stop all Botox treatments like Courtney Cox Arquette did when she was pregnant. It would show most on her forehead."
Jesus, if the biggest proof you've got is a haircut why even bother? Just move the story into the "to be completed" pile and finish it later when you've got an actual source. They might as well have based the story on a fuzzy photo of Bigfoot.
NOTE: I wonder if Nicole Kidman is ever bothered by the fact that she married a leprechaun.
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Comments
1. Posted by Adult Underoos on December 4, 2006 1:22 PM
omg she is nearly transparent!
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2. Posted by jesseeca on December 4, 2006 1:24 PM
I think it depends on whether he is bothered by the fact that he married a Fivehead.
And i'm sure this dude is taller than Tom Cruise by at least a foot!
3. Posted by danielle on December 4, 2006 1:27 PM
Phew...Thank God. I don't think ANYONE was prepared to set their sites on whatever the hell could've pop out of her cooter.
The baby would've probably came with a self tanning solution...
Geesh Nicole, you make 17 million a flick.
Go to a tanning salon!
4. Posted by Haroof on December 4, 2006 1:29 PM
damn kidman has hit the wall.
i don't quite see what urban saw in kidman. the guy can definitely get tons of chicks.
i don't see the purpose in marrying a giraffe when you can have every hot young honey in the country music scene.
5. Posted by Charm on December 4, 2006 1:58 PM
what is going on with her hair?? No seriously, what?
6. Posted by Spindoc on December 4, 2006 2:01 PM
Her hair looks like the hair of one of those weird artsy 75 year old women that wear gypsy scarves and smell like jovan musk.
What the fuck has she done to it? does botox cause hairloss?
7. Posted by oshkoshb-goshdammgosh on December 4, 2006 2:04 PM
What is that deabeat Berkley dropout doing with that giant Australian tranny? Is this a picture from Burning Man?
8. Posted by Binky on December 4, 2006 2:06 PM
Nothing like a day-pass from the Betty Ford to rekindle a relationship.
"Do you see my missing contact Nic ?"
" No. And I thought this was a date. You were more fun when you were drinking. Where do you steal a drink at this place ?"
9. Posted by biatcho on December 4, 2006 2:07 PM
I thought women's hair really only thinned out when:
a. you're 80
b. you give birth to inconsiderate babies
c. your name is Rock N' Roll Takeover
Why is she balding??? It's creepy... and so is Nicole Kidman's receding hairline.
10. Posted by enfilade on December 4, 2006 2:08 PM
Dodged that bullet.
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
11. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 4, 2006 2:27 PM
I bet he's carrying half of Bolivia's gross national product for the next five years in his pocket in that picture.
12. Posted by NipsyHustle on December 4, 2006 2:31 PM
he's only hanging out with this witch in hopes of finding out what she's done with snow white's foxy young poontang.
13. Posted by antispace on December 4, 2006 2:36 PM
Yeah right, she's probably close to virginal. She was married to TOM CRUISE, you know she wasn't getting any!
TCLTC
14. Posted by yardgraffiti on December 4, 2006 2:55 PM
its hard to imagine her with a baby bump.
15. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on December 4, 2006 3:01 PM
Baby bump!
http://www.veryliberating.com
16. Posted by CelebSlam.com on December 4, 2006 3:09 PM
Are they looking for his pot of gold?
http://www.celebslam.com
17. Posted by Mumbles on December 4, 2006 3:12 PM
Her hair is totally scary! It's gone gray in two spots and looks like a really bad wig. My God, that forehead! Well, all I really have to say is: May your forehead grow like the mighty oak! (10 points to whoever gets that reference)
18. Posted by biatcho on December 4, 2006 3:26 PM
Myster Science Theater baby!
19. Posted by amelie3007 on December 4, 2006 3:33 PM
#3 why does nicole have to get a fake tan like every other fake person in hollywood? despite the overall creepiness of this picture, i admire nicole for sticking with her beautiful porcelain skin!
20. Posted by BiGiTiGi on December 4, 2006 3:47 PM
I love that beauty!
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/nicole-kidman-omega-promo-event-in.html
21. Posted by TheSIFdotNet on December 4, 2006 4:00 PM
Michael Bolton called...he wants his hair from the mid-90's back
22. Posted by Mumbles on December 4, 2006 4:13 PM
#18--you win!
23. Posted by mbarkr on December 4, 2006 4:16 PM
My penis and I are the best of friends, and fucking finally no Paris story... thanks for something new!!!!
All is right with my world now.
24. Posted by Abe-O on December 4, 2006 4:36 PM
So Robert Downey Jr. is supporting Keith? What's with like-minded celebs coming out suddenly to support each other? First it was Mel Gibson/Michael Richards and now this? I'm just there's a celeb sympathizer for everyone?
http://www.celebrityfox.com/keith-urban-out-of-rehab/
25. Posted by LilRach on December 4, 2006 4:54 PM
I don't have any problems with Nicole. So she's having a bad hair day - whoopdy shit!
It is nice to have someone on this site with a bit of talent for once.
26. Posted by hisforalways on December 4, 2006 4:54 PM
#4: Cancer boxes are bad for you. She has really delicate skin and sun light can cause considerable harm to her. Especially a fucking tanning bed.
So go lie in one for a few days, get cancer and die so we don't have to listen to your stupid posts anymore.
27. Posted by hisforalways on December 4, 2006 4:55 PM
sorry...meant number 3
28. Posted by somechick on December 4, 2006 6:40 PM
I like Nicole Kidman. But why does she always end up with berserk men?
29. Posted by JungleRed on December 4, 2006 7:39 PM
You'd think Nicole would know by now that Elves can't breed with Hobbits.
30. Posted by drowningfool on December 4, 2006 7:51 PM
I know Tom Cruise is around 5"9, so Keith Urban must be around the same height...if not shorter...which means that Nicole Kidman must really enjoy men who can do things without getting on their knees. For those who don't know: short is the new gay.
31. Posted by SonJaSpiCe on December 4, 2006 8:55 PM
What exactly is Keith Urban looking at in the picture? Does anyone else think it looks more like a mummy picking her kid up from school, who is distracted by something shiney on the ground? Maybe it's just because it looks like he still needs to grow into his pants. My mum always bought things that were way too big for me when I was 8.
Anyway, Nicole is probably the most beautiful Hollywood starlet. I thought about this for quite sometime now (I wish I was kidding...) and I cannot think of anyone more stunning than her. And Keith? To be honest, I'm not quite sure who Keith is.
32. Posted by lysistrata11 on December 4, 2006 9:07 PM
#29 LOL!
And her hair looks super-photoshopped.
33. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 4, 2006 9:46 PM
Nah how could she be, she is a leprechaun with giantism...or elephantitis...it's one of those.
34. Posted by HollyJ on December 5, 2006 12:36 AM
That photo:
He's a homeless meth addict and she's an aging pituitary giant from Norway.
35. Posted by Ambassador of Sexy on December 5, 2006 1:33 AM
Oh dear lord how Botox has ruined the once spectacular kisser of Nicole Kidman.
What a shame.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
36. Posted by AmberDextrose on December 5, 2006 2:22 AM
She looks like the martian woman in Mars Attacks. I wonder what she's hiding under that giant wig.
37. Posted by RichPort on December 5, 2006 6:21 AM
He still looks fucking drunk, and she's not aging well. And by not well, I mean her skin looks like a fucking alabaster drumskin.
38. Posted by 86 on December 5, 2006 7:59 AM
Marrying an alcoholic is about the dumbest thing you can do. Second only to marrying a Scientologist.
39. Posted by NipsyHustle on December 5, 2006 8:09 AM
http://www.circinfo.com/glossary/uncirc.jpg
40. Posted by mommiedearest on December 5, 2006 9:07 AM
Oh - he's short and she has a high forhead. The nerve of them being famous!
41. Posted by aurealis on December 6, 2006 8:16 PM
She uses Botox? So this photo must be for a movie role then. A movie in which she is part of an undead lesbian couple. Of whom the "femme" is debatable.
42. Posted by aihyah on December 12, 2006 4:58 AM
genetic suicide these actresses are commiting. i guess tom was smart after all, dumped her barren ass.
17 mil a flick, she's gotta be banging some execs because her movies just aren't very good.
43. Posted by kufan4life33 on January 21, 2007 9:45 AM
LOL OMG I somewhat agree #31 w/ a mommy picking up her kid. :-P I LOVE KEITH and I always will! He definitely does age well, looks about early 30s. He had my full support through this recovery process. If he needs her to help well so be it but I just hope to be able to meet him at least once. Okay so ya'll heard from a true Keith fan. Have a nice day! ;)
44. Posted by kufan4life33 on January 21, 2007 9:47 AM
A few changes...
He HAS my full support through his recovery. And for anyone who doesn't know who he is go to his website, www.keithurban.net and listen to his MUSIC because he has talent and is a TRUE MUSICIAN and one of the best guitarists!! ;D