Dec 5 2006Jessica Simpson freaks out on stage

At least she looks pretty good otherwise.

jessica sucks

So nervous? So untalented. FIRST?

Is there ANY hope in hell she might freze up for the next, say, forty years?

God, is she hot! There are two presents I'd like to give her for Christmas (excuse me, for Generic Holiday): a Cincinnati Bowtie followed by a pearl necklace.

Jessica Simpson singing 9to5 at the Kennedy Cebnter Honors...for honoree Dolly Parton??? Maybe Gwynth was right.

Hasn't anyone got a video link of this yet?

she's short, fat, can't sing, can't act, doesn't have a nice personality, and she's stupid. And yet she's rich.

This is why Satan worship might not be all that bad.

So stacked!

She's the Forrest Gump of pop music.

Stupid, yes. But still very hot.

still.....emersum

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

*wipes tears from eyes*

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

Fucking idiot. She may be a looker but she is so stupid!! Can you imagine the look on her face if you asked her to swallow?! But then again, you'd probably be able to tell her it is an anti-aging serum and then she'd be all for it.

According to the local NBC website in Washington, DC, her dress was falling off. They have a slide show and video of the event. Evidently, PapaJoe's favorite DD pillows couldn't hold her dress. She's a dumbass!

Jessica Simpson is a twit...

She exploits her stpidity for money and becomes an even greater ass...

Nick is so lucky to be free from that pile of crap

She's still hot.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

she was crying cus shes distraught over a good friend (some guy from prison break) that kiled a teenager and seriously injured another in a car accident.

she probably couldn't read the teleprompter.

Did she dance a little jig and blame it on acid reflux?

Why won't she go away?

I say my prayers. I have sacrificed small animals in my backyard. I have doused myself with Kabbalah water and have sent codes into space to speak with the Scientology aliens.

And NOTHING works.

Please, please, God, Sweet Baby Jesus...

Make.Jessica.Simpson.Go.Away.

The bimbo can't hold a candle to Dolly's cleavage, voice cords or class. Who the fuck invited her?

Lol I wouldn't make it worse by going up after crying. While performing, if I freaked out I would stand on the stage and try to sing again...just so I don't look like an idiot so people don't applause, not that was funny!

Funny, that's the same look she gave me when I showed her the Italian sausage, go figure.........

She is becoming a big girl!

I personally think she can sing, she just happens to sing shitty music. But look how pretty she is! You people's priorities are all out of whack.

I'm sure Jessica Simpson would have the same reaction doing a crossword puzzle

http://www.celebslam.com

We talk about Brit being fat and she has 2 kids. What is Jessica's excuse?

Her arms look chubby.

Who the hell actually thinks this woman freak is hot? She is not fat, but defiantly not hot.

She isn't the brightest color in the crayon box but she's smokin hot, can sing, and seems to be a fairly nice person unlike her idiot sister who is none of those thing except the crayon remark. She is so that. The nervousness might have been cuz she's a big fan of Dolly and didn't want to mess it up, which she must have done. Atleast she wasn't faking it. Better to mess it up, than to mess up the lipsincing.

Is she taking volunteers for a swift steel-toed cooter kick? I'm lacing up my boots as we speak...

Putting aside the fact that her father gives off creepy incestuous vibes...

I gotta say that I think her father may be evern better than Joe Jackson. Look, Joe got his kids to be famous and while true, he DID have some untalented kids "Randy, Tito, LaToya, Rebie" They were carried by the talented ones "Michael Jermaine, later Janet"

Hell Joe Simpson has gotten BOTH of his untalented daughters to become famous with NO talented siblings carrying them....it's genius!

There's a video up now but it has no audio: http://www.nbc10.com/entertainment/10460404/detail.html?rss=phi&psp=news

She definitely has chubby arms...plus...i hate this bitch!

Funny.... because of my job I was actually there..... I was in the hall waiting for my boss who was actually in the audiance... She came out and look all flustered with here people..... They left not thru the front door with all the cameras.... they went to level B parking and skirted out that way....

She did looked freaked... funny thing is i did not know she fucked up.... we all just kinda pointed and said Hey theres jessica... wonder whats wrong.....

Few things I noticed....

Her boobs looked great..... Her skin looked radiant.. very clear... smooth...

She had some nice heels on... even with them.. she looked damn small....

She had a group of about 7 people just thronging around her.....

My first time seeing her in person my overall thought was.... Damn she is fine....

Man I love my job.....

Anyone saying Jessica Simpson is either fat or ugly has priorities that are for shit. Talk smack about her career all you want, but she is the most appealing kind of thick. Curves=Good. Hollywood Thin=12 year old boy. She's so hot that I bet, after a proper rodgering, my cock would be covered in gold upon pullout. Who cares if she's stupid? I would still totally pee in her butt. (That is how you make babies, right?)

this is why she was so flustered.

http://www.9wsyr.com/entertainment/story.aspx?content_id=42F2269D-C826-4457-8BC3-8B38104455D9

apparently thew grew up together.

I am not saying Jessica is FAT as in largest lady in the world FAT, I am just saying she is FAT for her. Lets think about Dasiy Duke... yeah, she looked good then but has since put on a considerable amount of weight. Her arms are as wide as her head.

darn! from another site: "Many, many hours later: Producers re-record Simpson singing the song... meaning no meltdown on television!! Well, BOO TO THAT. Please, Youtube Gods, leak the sh*t out of this one."

@ 35.....your job must not require for you to speak and or write English, huh? Now I know you're not a cracka. Where's Michael Richards when he is truely needed?

#20 Lol Gizmola!

She is still so cute though, folks. I gotta say it and I don't cut any of these bitches slack. I like her chubbilicious bod too. Take note Ugly skanks like Nicole Ritchie, the Olson cunts, etc. Take note and chub up a little.

WAYYYYYY Off the subject, but How much does Eddie Murphy regret THIS?!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7SIVOV3joc

Yes, I agree. She is larger. I think the weight does her good. It shapes her face better than being ultra skinny like she was in daisy dukes.

Sadly, the weight can do nothing for her horrible voice. I need ear plugs everytime the broad opens her mouth. She has NO talent....and neither does Ashlee. They're selling their image, not their voices.

Nope, looking at her again and I'm gonna say it- she's hot. She fucking eats, drinks beer and gets busted up by Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera. Who cares if she's a little stupid? So am I and nobody has ever cared......

She needs held.....and slapped.

Ashlee is a total skank. If I were her, I'd get every damn surgery they offered in the hopes of looking more like Jess.

#7 : You can see the video here:
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=5A4F6D2A-3A2A-4D3E-A6DE-B22B63FB5203&t=c2160&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_celebrity&fg=>1=8816
It wasn't THAT bad actually; I think she felt uncomfortable during the song cause the dress is clearly slipping down.

So True

I don't understand why she would freeze up. I mean, she has sung in front of people before . . . why was this a big deal?

Can't wait to hear Joe explain this one.

I don't care for Jessica, but I kinda understand why she is nervous.

I do radio interviews often with Playboy and other stations and no matter how many times I do them, I always have initial nervousness.

That usually disappears after about 5-10 minutes, but I am sure her song did not take nearly that long.

I think I would have smiled and laughed at myself to make the audience more comfortable, but to run off stage like that shows someone who is more concerned with their own feelings and is a poor performer.

You have to be able to roll when things get nutty an she clearly freaked.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Jeez, she is a hot little thing though, with some ginormous breast-esess. Mmmmmm.....

And at least we are Paris free so far today! woohooo!!!!

Thanks superfish!

#40... LOL... I ws just in a hurry to type it out.......

Thanks for taking the time out of your busy day to point out my faults...... ass :)

was..... Crap I need to slow down

She should have sang, If I only had a brain"

I just watched the clip of this. It doesn't seem like a big deal. I'd rather run off stage before my dress rips open than after a nip-slip! I saw her with my little sister at a show and she went to go on stage and split her pants. Apparently the chick has problems keeping her clothes in place.

Nice arms Jess... lifting weights or just burgers?

who cares. jessica sucks. she's a no talent waste of celeb. even paris is a more deserving celeb than this slutty sell out.

It looked more that she was nervous by being completely unprepared, holding her stomach to prevent barfing on stage. Correct me if I'm wrong but shouldn't one sing to the audience and not the Teleprompter? Learn the lyrics you dumb bitch! If you aren't comfortable wearing a strapless gown, don't go infront of the TV cameras wearing one, no matter what your creepy Dad says.

And what the hell is up with Dolly? She looks like a crazy albino porcupine! She's giving cougars a bad name. I vote Dolly the celebrity most likely to have a stroke.

if she left the stage because her dress was falling off, wear something that fits you moron! not something that your rack just sit in.

if she left the stage because her friend killed someone, well he's a moron. why was a 26 year old hanging out with teenagers in the first place. and why was he drinking & driving.

most likely, her pea-sized brain couldn't remember what song she was singing.

and do some push-ups Jessica. I bet you have a second-wave going on. .

Can we stop with all the idiots yelling first? If you think you're the first poster, you aren't 9 times out of 10.

I personally think Jessica could give good head. Watching her sing 9-5 and bobbing that head UP and DOWN made me horny.

Why was she holding her stomach? Did her dress start to fall off or something? And why does Dolly look like Cher?

I need answers dammit!

I think she freaked out because she saw a clown.

#42

i can totally forgive eddie for this one. you gotta love rick james in chaps.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeFAcDVVW-I

Wow, I can't believe how many people say she's fat. I'm not gay and I think she's hot. Curves are good people!!!! Please note I didn't mention her lack of brain cells.
As for the screw up - at least she didn't pull an Ashley.

The lyrics she was singing probably got too big for her to pronounce. You know, those big words like "work" or "the".

Some people have forgotten the words to our National Anthym, so what Jessica did was only human.

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They need to find an excuse and stick to it.

The car accident story makes more sense. If her dress really WERE falling off, she would have been holding on to it as she ran off the stage. She didn't.

Talentless, stupid, and now fat. She's hit the trifecta. We're just days away from pantiless crotch pics.

Wait wait wait wait, hold up. Jessica CAN sing...don't you guys remember that crap she used to put out before Newlyweds? No? That's because no one was listening then. Girl has a voice. Just sayin'.

Too bad her tits didnt fall out on stage.

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Oh well, if you're going to screw up a song, better to do it with someone sweet like Dolly-imagine if it was a tribute
to Barbra Streisland-she'd have you shot!
Love Dolly but she's starting to look like The Joker.

PS Nick is SO hot. Why did she ever give that up?

Okay, I'm not one to defend celebrities.. especially on The Superificall... EVER.

But I don't get this one? She sounds good, and then she says that Dolly makes her nervous and she runs off stage.. But it didn't look like it was in the middle of her performance or anything.. she just seemed like a starry-eyed flustered fan of Dolly.. And that could explain why she was holding herself also, just a nervous reaction..

Really, I don't get this one.. Feel free to explain, but it just seems like we're scraping the bottom of the barrel for stories? .. except it doesn't even seem like it would be *in* the barrel of stories.. I.. don't get it?

#42 - HAHAHAHAHA... I dont know whats more scary. The fact that Michael used to have the same colour skin as Eddie did or the fact that even back then he liked 12 year old boys - hence the reason they are all trying to escape by running away!

As for Jess - She started crying cos she knew when she got home PapaJoe was going to say to her "You forgot your lines... You're a very bad girl" while unzipping his pants!

It's so tragic when these poor celebs can't afford dresses with shoulder-straps and panties. They're like naked homeless people. So sad. :(

Fuck, I'd love to live in the same world as some of you where a woman such as this would be considered "fat" or a "freak." Good grief.

For fuck's sake, just look at all the other "pop-singers" around. This girl a veritable Aphrodite by comparison. Besides, she hasn't flashed her poonani so that automatically makes her a gazillion times classier then the three prime evils this site normally posts about.

At an event like the Kennedy Center Honors, one should
be at one's best-clearly, Jess's dress was a problem-
why else was she trying to keep it up? But in all fairness-
and I know that you all are going to say I'm a freak and
loser for defending her-she was singing in front of the
Pres and First Lady and I think that would make anyone
nervous-whatever you think of the guy. Still, it would
have been nice if she knew the lyrics to the song.
At least she had St. Reese to cheer her up!

Reality has set in - she got onstage at the Kennedy Center and realized "I am a no-telent little cunt whose Daddy bullshitted my way into show business, and here I am signing a tribute to Dolly Parton who worked for everything she has."

There - I said it...if she was smarter, she could have lip-synched it...dumb bitch...

She really should start hanging out with Paris, drinking until all hours of the night and "forgetting" to wear her panties when she exits the car - I would like to get a look at the beaver that Papa Simpson has been going down on all these years anyway...I wonder if it's as sloppy looking as Britney's

12
Yes, emmersom.
Gladiator, too.

Proven once again....

Don't let these pop divas turn off the lip sync.

HAHAHAHA. I can't wait to see this.
She is such a dumbass. (and obviously getting fatter by the minute)

Why doesn't she just do a ho-down and blame it on "acid reflux" like her idiot sister did?? Or I am sure she could find some other "condition" to blame it on, like farting or "diarrhea"...then she could run off the stage in tears and try to gain sympathy from her "fans"...

OMG talentless whore. Why am I not surprised. Can't sing, can't READ for god's sakes. Here's an equally good video of her f---ing up and then crying. BoooHOOOO.

http://www.niquehappy.com/blog/2006/12/05/jessica-simpson-screws-up-cries/

hahah

talentless bitches.

only in america are the talentless so rich.

give us back our money bitch

Okay...she's absolutely NOT fat. She has a great, curvy body! Most of Hollywood looks like 8 year old girls..no boobs, no curves, etc. Kelly Clarkson is chunky...definitely NOT Jessica Simpson. Some of you need glasses! Jessica is hot and she CAN sing...she just doesn't sing much on her latest songs, but neither does anyone else these days.

ITS AN OBVIOUS PUBLICITY STUNT FOR SYMPATHY.. WHNE WILL THESE PEOPLE GIVE UP!?

its an obvious publicity stunt, when will these people give up???

I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over Jessica Simpson's sextacular titties...

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

How does Jessica Simpson getting nervous onstage while honoring a country music icon constitute as being stupid?

ESPECIALLY if Jessica herself was a fan. Everyone knows if you're singing one of their songs to pay tribute, you obviously will _not_ sing it as well, and will be automatically scrutinized unmercifully. You all would lose your shit just as easily.

She's done stuff in the past that displays unintelligence, sure -- but this? come on, you guys are so quick to jump on the bandwagon, it's sick.

Funny...I still think I would have sexual intercourse in her vagina with her.

I would insult her but she has already done that for me.

i love jessica, i hope she does well in the acting biz...at least she has personality and looks worth appreciating.

This is what happens when you try to turn pole dancers into 'celebrities'. The Kennedy center must be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

The idea of actually working 9 to 5 scared the shyt out of the stuck up bitch. Hence freezing up and blowing the lines.

http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272610266.shtml

...apparently it was her dress

I'd hit it; she's a hot fattie.

ha ha...you'd think she'd have it down by now....it's her job