Dec 6 2006Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn really break up this time

Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn have officially broken up after more than a year together. Reps for the couple tell People:
"After Jennifer's trip to London several weeks ago, Jennifer and Vince mutually agreed to end their relationship but continue to be good friends today."
I can't even pretend to care about this, so instead I'm putting up a random picture from like two years ago of Jennifer leaning in to kiss another woman. Did she break up with Vince Vaughn because she's a lesbian? Pictures don't lie, my friends. And I didn't get this Pulitzer Prize by making stuff up.*
* No, I had to hide in an alley and beat somebody up to get this bad boy.
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1. CelebSlam.com - December 6, 2006 9:59 AM
About damn time!
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2. Binky - December 6, 2006 10:01 AM
Wedding Planner Crashers Old Story School ?
Yes - I think that was the film I saw all this play out before
3. bigsteamyone - December 6, 2006 10:04 AM
i need sound and video for me to believe this one.
4. mudspot440 - December 6, 2006 10:08 AM
GREAT, now i can stop thinking of Vince tapping my future one night stand...
more importantly... why am i bummed i'm #3?
5. mudspot440 - December 6, 2006 10:08 AM
check that...#4
6. jrzmommy - December 6, 2006 10:09 AM
the broad on the left looks dyke if I ever saw one. Nice "sensible" shoes, Marge.
7. RichPort - December 6, 2006 10:10 AM
Thanks Mr. Fish, I just tore through another pair of boxers...
8. HollywoodSnark - December 6, 2006 10:10 AM
Yeah, I'm surprised she stuck around with that ape just to promote her movie....sheesh who's she gonna do a movie with next, Al Bundy?
http://hollywoodsnark.com
9. enfilade - December 6, 2006 10:11 AM
It's like that movie that not many people saw!
http://www.scandalsnappers.com/
10. BarbadoSlim - December 6, 2006 10:13 AM
Good on Mr. Vaughn now he can get back to mending his career after the devastation caused by this succubus.
Now watch as she milks the whole situation for some pity action.
You suck Aniston
11. Tits_McGhee - December 6, 2006 10:25 AM
And I care because........????
12. willers - December 6, 2006 10:26 AM
how is that girl jen's kissing still standing? her right leg looks broken in at least 3 places.
13. crabbie - December 6, 2006 10:27 AM
She's smelling that bitch's breath.
By the way, did you know Beyonce is 32? The scoop at:
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14. VeryLiberating.com - December 6, 2006 10:34 AM
She's a woman kisser!
http://www.veryliberating.com
15. Spindoc - December 6, 2006 10:44 AM
As SOON as she went on Oprah to deny that they broke up I knew this relationship was doomed.
If you are in a healthy relationship you just laugh off stuff like that, you don't go on Oprah to make an ANNOUNCEMENT that everything is ok. Lets see, what OTHER couples have made major press releases to announce that all the stories about their relationships being in trouble were untrue?
1. Nick and Jessica
2. Reese and Ryan
3. Aniston and 1st hubby Pitt
4. Liza and David Guest
5. Kate Hudson and Chris whatever his name is
6. Hillary Swank and Chad Lowe
So basically, any announcement that "Things are great" is usually followed by a "But we're still great friends" press release within a few months.
16. UNWASHEDMASSES - December 6, 2006 10:55 AM
Love how celebs are so into themselves that they have to lie about their relationships. Always denying who they are fucking, and insisting they are still a couple when they have been broken up for months. Is it because the entertainment industry has become so jaded as to use couplings to promote films/albums? Perhaps. More than likely it is because these stars are so egocentric they would make Hitler blush.
17. biatcho - December 6, 2006 11:14 AM
It's about goddamn time Vaughn came to his senses. She's such a worthless piece of diahrrea.
18. Missy8580 - December 6, 2006 11:16 AM
i love jennifer aniston! she'll be ok, and vince was lucky to have had her for as long as he did!!
19. techclerk - December 6, 2006 11:48 AM
#15
Don't forget Bill and Hillary
20. DrunkBlogger - December 6, 2006 11:54 AM
Move relationships always get fucked up and never work. Just ask me. I'm famous.
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21. pixel killya - December 6, 2006 12:02 PM
She can't maintain a relationship with anyone it seems - mother, father, husband, boyfriends, photographers.... Well maybe dogs. Hmm, what does that say about her?
22. McNikki - December 6, 2006 12:10 PM
That's her Yoga teacher - they did a spread together in the latest issue of "Self" where Jen blabs about how Yoga changed her life
23. Glossed Over - December 6, 2006 12:21 PM
Brace yourselves for another self-indulgent round of Jennifer Aniston appearing in every single magazine to whine about how "really, I'm okay." Yuck.
http://glossedover.com
24. kate - December 6, 2006 12:28 PM
I actually like Aniston. Can't bash her. I think the "I'm okay" stuff was largely media driven.
I'm still open to bashing most other celebs though.
25. kate - December 6, 2006 12:29 PM
Although I just saw the Break Up about two weeks ago and boy did that movie suck.
So there's that.
26. nychag - December 6, 2006 12:46 PM
who cares
27. frenchtoaststix - December 6, 2006 12:48 PM
The Break-Up did suck. Vaughn is a shlub and Jennifer is hotness personified, and there is no way they ever would have been a couple if he were not also an actor. I should hate her, my husband has a total jones on for her, but I can't. I think the media threw her the pity party, not Jen herself. I mean, when your hot hubby leaves you for the world's sexiest humanitarian, that's gotta suck.
28. carpemundus - December 6, 2006 12:51 PM
even kissing broads cant save jennifer aniston's pancake ass
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29. pop - December 6, 2006 12:55 PM
i heard they broke up due to her not wanting to move to chicago...that or she still is holding that grudge about the 'hooker-killing'...sheesh!! let it GO!!
http://www.popculturepundit.com/
30. DrunkBlogger - December 6, 2006 1:13 PM
#30!!!!
Chicago is better than LA
31. 86 - December 6, 2006 1:21 PM
Q: How did Vaughn & Aniston become drawn together in the first place?
A: They both suck.
32. killahcheese - December 6, 2006 1:31 PM
Its really obvious that Vince was only a rebound for Jennifer.
They what? AFter two weeks of breaking up with Brad, she started going with Vince?? He was a guy who wanted her, and she hesitated but since she was lonely, she decided to be with him until being with him made her so sick that she couldn't be with him anymore, therefore, they break up.
They broke up before they even started dating.
Am I right or what?
Yes, I'm right.
33. oshkoshb-goshdammgosh - December 6, 2006 1:36 PM
Why doesn't she spend some money on facial surgery to make herself less ugly? What a stupid bitch.
34. mbarkr - December 6, 2006 1:44 PM
God damn she does has one super-hot freacking body, though. Christ.
35. mbarkr - December 6, 2006 1:45 PM
God damn she does has one super-hot freacking body, though. Christ.
Oh, and:
@15:
Heather Locklear & Ritchie Sambora
Meg Ryan and & What's his face.
36. kate - December 6, 2006 1:54 PM
I do wish I had her body though. Girlfriend is TONED.
37. kate - December 6, 2006 1:55 PM
And that is a cheek on cheek kiss btw. I do that with my friends and family all the time.
38. arden - December 6, 2006 1:58 PM
She is a beautiful, sweet, and awfully sensitive person for the career she has choses. I like Vince Vaughn, but I'm relieved she didn't marry the first guy she went out with after the brutal dumping by Brad Pitt-face.
39. 86 - December 6, 2006 2:43 PM
She peaked as Rachel.
40. melady2952 - December 6, 2006 3:37 PM
I heard Jen Aniston is into women too-maybe not full fledged lesbian but probably bi. Come to think of it she does have mannish mannerisms. She should get a hot lesbian girlfriend and parade her around the media-that'll get people's attention because her acting sure isn't.
41. Kristin - December 6, 2006 4:13 PM
I wonder if they actually broke up this time.
42. GG 4.33 - December 6, 2006 5:17 PM
Why do celebs (and some regular folk) insist on saying that they're good friends even though they just broken up? It's impossible to be friends after a breakup. Too much emotional baggage. But then, in Hollywood, you have to be somewhat congenial after a breakup, in case the other person has a hit. You going to have to kiss their ass again.
43. killahcheese - December 6, 2006 5:38 PM
@42
You can still but its conditional, just depends who dumped who. And if the other party is bitter about it or not.
Of course the two won't be, "tight" like regular friends, they are still friends.
44. dreamhypnotique - December 6, 2006 5:42 PM
"Oh my god, this matters and is so interesting!" said no one.
45. killahcheese - December 6, 2006 6:07 PM
@44
"Omg you suck" said Jesus
46. EJ - December 6, 2006 6:18 PM
Oh gawd, now Jennifer's gonna go into her "poor, poor me" routine and we'll hear ALL ABOUT her biological clock and how Jolie stole Brad to have his child and it should have been Jenn's and now she'll never find happiness and why don't the GODDAMNED fans leave her ALONE!
I can hardly wait for the teary inevitable Oprah interview.
47. A POS - December 6, 2006 6:59 PM
Shit. I can't rip into Jen due to my nipple fixation, and I can't rip into Vince Vaughn as i'm a Bears fan too. Plus he gets props for being a dork who boned Jen. Life sucks.....
48. aurealis - December 6, 2006 8:00 PM
Wait a sec, didn't this already happen? Or were they ever really dating in he first place? Either way, why can't Jenn keep her men?
49. cayana - December 6, 2006 9:09 PM
Look at the hand in back of them.. "Stop! Ladies, please, no tongue in public!"
50. DrunkBlogger - December 6, 2006 10:14 PM
Why is this message the least popular for leaving comments on?
#48, you go first. Why? No reason.
51. Discordia - December 7, 2006 1:44 AM
I wouldn't want to be around her smug looking ass-face all the time either.
52. Ambassador of Sexy - December 7, 2006 1:52 AM
If Aniston were a lesbian, she'd be the one of the penis.
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http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
53. Ambassador of Sexy - December 7, 2006 1:52 AM
If Aniston were a lesbian, she'd be the one with the penis.
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http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
54. HELLpenis - December 7, 2006 2:19 AM
#12 ....
Seriously...what the hell is going on with that other girl's leg? Legs don't do that naturally...
55. Dcrew220 - December 7, 2006 6:58 AM
I don't think anyone cares anymore ... next stop movies with talking dogs or children
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56. EJ - December 7, 2006 8:07 AM
I would assume that she can't keep men because she's one of the most priveleged people on earth, yet anytime she gets a hangnail she goes into a pity party. It's whiny, manipulative, and immature to put on the "frowny face" and act like everything that happens to you is some sort of cosmic evil joke intended to grind you down into depression.
Plus, I've never seen her smile in public. That would get old.
I don't care how "hot" she is or isn't - guys don't want girls who are downers all the time. Or girls who think the world owes them. Or girls who think that they are some long-suffering hybrid cross between Mother Teresa and Little Women's Marmie.
57. yardgraffiti - December 7, 2006 1:22 PM
there's a college sorority girl involve in Jen and Vince's split.
http://www.burntcity.com/blog.dhtm?id=937
58. Bill Clinton - December 7, 2006 7:00 PM
They aren't kissing they are a few feet apart. The pic was just taken from an angle that makes the ladies look like they are face to face.
Jen is not gay and is a very nice girl. Vince and Jen just had their fun and it didn't last, No big deal, happens to everyone.
Hey Jen, Call me sometime
Bill
59. renee - December 7, 2006 11:59 PM
Well.... at least they were classier than Brangelina throughout the dating...although that's not saying much....
60. LOOKWHATICANDO - December 8, 2006 10:09 AM
Well, I must be missing a sensitivity Chip, Cause, she deserves just what she got/gets, she is a media HO, a Liar, a manipulator, and Karma is bitting her in the Azz.
61. Luv2rant - December 8, 2006 7:51 PM
That sorostitute is heinous.
Always thought Vince must be a lot like his character in Swingers.
Jen - you're a down girl - need to keep exorcising the Rachel demon, but you'll be a decent actress one day.
62. HollywoodSnark - March 27, 2007 12:29 PM
it was a publicity stunt anyways...
63. PSMITH - October 21, 2007 9:06 AM
jOHN sTAMOS SHOULD CALL JEN FOR A DATE