Dec 5 2006Fergie can't quite sing

1st!

SHUT THE FUCK UP ^^^^^ (OP and Fergie)

shut up ^^^^ (op and fergie)

She can't dress or think either.

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Who the Heck Is Fergie?

Saying that Fergie can't sing is like insulting god.

But I'm pretty sure that Fergie's singing insults god. And my ears.

How can something with so many lights, talented dancers, and a mildly catchy beat, still be so unbelievably boring?
I would rather watch K-Fed at his mixing board 'bringin da fire' of Popozao!

What a stiff boring performance. Maybe Brit can teach her some jazz hands moves?

Make it stop!!!!!!! That's talent? She's a hag. Oh yeah and what the hell is with her earrings? Could they be any bigger?

I'm shocked by the commercialism in these 'performers'. My sources tell me the name of that song is 'Nestle's Quik'

I thought she sounded fine. She's not the most convincing live rapper, but I don't think that this warrants a post. I don't care how good Denna looks spreadeagled naked on your car!

Can Someone tell me who this Fergie is, The Only Fergie I know is Sarah Margaret Ferguson. Am I Even Close?

She didn't seem drunk or slurring from what I heard. She's just not too interested in dancing or singing, just doing the hippity-hopping, pseudo-rapping thing.
It still wasn't very good - more flair and show than substance. She definitely looks much better than she sounds. #8 is dead right - funny!
I must disagree with #7 - enduring anything that K-Earl does is a fate worse than death. I pray that you were being sarcastic.

#5 & #12 - Fergie is the chick from The Black Eyed Peas. She has a solo album out.

Why the hell is she just standing there? If you're nothing but a hot body you should at least use it. But The Black Eyed Peas suck live, period. People like her need to just thank god that pyrotechnics and other assorted nifty visuals are used to distract everyone from their complete lack of talent.

This is like bad karaoke. It's such an upbeat song... why does she just stand there the whole time? And they spell "tasty" wrong. There is no E in tasty!

WTF has happened to music? This makes me want to cry, not because its so strinkingly bad, because its what pretty much all popular music today is like. It degrades women (by making sluttiness and dressing like a ho seem like the norm) and anyone who can spell or use decent grammar (tastey is not how you spell tasty - don't make your young audience dumber than they already are). Sorry for going off on a rant here but this shit pisses me off. Oh, and here whole 'Fergie the Duchess' thing irritates me too. She's Stacy Ferguson from Kids Incorporated. Fergie is the Duchess of York.

Fergie the "Dutchess" also can't spell her title for shit.

what in the living hell was she wearing?!?! Also...out of every living song I hate, this one tops it OFF!!

I wore that same dress on Easter Sunday 1974, with my patent leather mary jane shoes a big green bow in my hair... I was 4.

13, I was being serious. The video of K-Fed at the mixing board is pure entertainment. The song sucks,and is exceptional only in its tedium, but you can tell K-Fed thinks it is the greatest thing he has ever heard.
It is like wacthing a chimp at the zoo.
A really retarded chimp.

#20
key word there is mary jane. she's gotta be on something. she can't even look at us.

She just stands there because she can barely stand in her shoes, let alone walk or dance. Watch when she tried to walk the catwalk, it is clear she is not able to walk well in the heals.

She is useless and talentless.

#9

those earrings are called "doorknockers". they were really popular with black inner city teens in the late 80's. just like this beat she STOLE from 80's all girl rap group "jj fad". this sounds alot like their hit "supersonic" but considering that BEP's first album was a total ripoff of De La Soul's "3 Feet High and Rising" Album, I'm not surprised at the level of thievery these people put out. what surprises me is that they win grammys and make millions off of it.
talentless hacks.

I DID watch it, and it was ridiculous. She seemed to forget or flub the words, she was just standing there without moving. It was bizarre. Everything was slurred and she looked confused.

In fact, pretty much everyone seemed to suck last night. I stopped watching in the middle someplace, because it was horrible. Except for The Fray! They were awesome.

Pointing out that Fergie is stupid, talentless, annoying and has no right or reason to be rich and famous is like pointing out that Rolls Royces are expensive or that Don King has stupid hair or that Britney Spears has a shaved vagina.

That was awful.

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NEVER WEAR HIGH HEEL SHOES WHILE PERFORMING HIP HOP! It looks lame and you can't dance in them even if you try (see Knowles, Beyonce). Fergie looked like she was just trying to keep from falling down during that whole song.

Um...at least she didn't pee on herself.

Or did I miss that part?

That was awful. It was like she forgot how to rap so she stopped until she could catch her words back!
And yes, at least she didn't pee her pants and say it was sweat D:

There is nothing delicious about Fergalicious which makes me a little suspicious. I guess what I'm trying to say is, the bitch has a penis...............

Does anyone else remember a band back in the 80's called JJ Fad...one hit wonder "Supersonic." Sounds eerily familiar to this one....

#32

thanks, captain obvious. see post 24.

#26 - I'm pretty sure she waxed. And w0rd to #24.

Where's Fergie? All I see is a man resembling her

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was that supposed to be music or something?

She looks really nervous, like the typical wigger who walks around "acting black" and who hangs around a few white-washed black kids at a suburban high school and he or she thinks that means they're down, but then one friday night they go to a b'boying contest at a real hip hop club downtown and they realize what posers they are, and then they can't wait to drive back to the suburbs in their $3,200 1991 Honda Civic hatchback (that dad paid for because she got A's and B's) and on Monday when you see them at school they're all punk or emo and they act like they didn't just flip flop on you and everyone is like WTF? and even the homeroom teacher is like "Damn, Fergie, you're a fucking tool."

Talentless hack is right. Every single thing they do has been lifted from someone's earlier work. They don't sit in a studio and create, they sit in a studio and listen to others work and then hack it.

I am at my desk in tears from laughing....that is hillarious! lmao That shit was terrible! lol

#28- never ever mention Fergie's name in the same sentence as Beyonce. She isn't fit to shine B's shoes! And just fyi, it's definitely possible to wear high heels while performing a hip-hop song, dancing & singing your ass off & looking great while doing it.....check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDCa67_sz68

#37

Periods are our friends. Embrace them.

Thank you.

#24 and #32, you are both right about the JJ Fad song. She is basically singing a botched up version of "Supersonic" -- We can only hope she gets sued for it. This ho couldn't sing her way out of a wet paper bag. Go away, Fergie. Please, just go away.

I have to stick up for Fergie here. I mean, the girl can DANCE. She's part of the BlackEyedPeas because she's sexy and she has that thing about her that both men and women like. Granted, she's sexy because of all of the surgery she's had. Have you ever SEEN her Before & After photos? WOWEEEE.

Anyway, Fergie has battled meth addiction a few times before. She has wet her pants in public ON STAGE. She has been blatantly drunk on stage. I mean, the girl has issues.

MOVE, TIN-MAN. Fuck. Dance around, something. Just standing there makes you look extremely retarded, as well as the unfortunate choice in that stupid ass babydoll dress with the tule. Jesus. What a disaster.

LOL, I thought it was awesome, helluva stage set up. And Fergie is always hot and has a wonderful sexy aura.

i dont think it was horrible.
buuuut. i think it was boring.
annnnd. she missed part of her lyrics.
she said "and if you were suspicious, all that shit is ficticious" every time instead of that AND "my body stay vicious, i be up in the gym just working on my fitness, he's my witness."

i know her song better than she does. HAH

#37, are you also retarded? Who the fuck actually goes around using the word WIGGER? I mean, yes, it's out there but anyone with 5 fingers on each hand (counting the thumb)knows that it's an ignorant word to use. Perhaps you should find another website? Dumbfuck.

I am really tired of performers singing about how great they are. People who have to tell you how great they are really don't have much to offer, they are too busy trying to convince you they are great.

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#45 1,2,3,4,5, Yep, they're all there, yet I still find wigger to be an extremely useful and descriptive word.
"Wigger" nails it, unlike cracker or white trash, which tend to have a southern inbred tinge. I think CantLookBack used it in the correct context.
So why so sensitive?

#39

i TOTALLY wish i had a penis and my name was Jay Z. after watching beyonce shake, shimmy, and wiggle i'm convinced it must be heaven having her in the sack.

and as far as performing, she had on heels, crawled around on the floor, did the "back the africa" hip thrust, the running man, and was on a moving floor at one point ALL IN HEELS. beyonce's milkshake is way better and maybe she can teach fergie something but she'll have to charge.

At least she didnt piss all over herself like she usually does....

Hope she moves more in bed........

Although my grandmother is a better singer than Fergie, what the fuck was up with Gwen Stefani? Her yoodling performance scared the shit out of me.

#48 - precisely ;0}

wiggers are awesome. i miss EARL :(

FYI #45

To insult someone by calling that person "retarded" is just as ignorant as calling them "wigger".

WTF is your problem with retards? They didn't choose it. BTW--developmentally disabled is sometimes used in place of the pejorative "retard."

Barf. Who buys this shit music? This bitch is ridiculous, as is Gwen Suckfani. There are so many talented singer/songwriters out there and these are the "musicians" who are selling records? Fucking incredible.

Attention everyone: I just invented a new word: "Wigtard". Use it accordingly...

someone forgot to plug in her vocoder

Wigtard. It has a ring to it that I whole-heartedly endorse.

Where are her Harajuku girls?

#50- i feel your pain. yodeling and gwen stefani do not match. in fact. nothing goes with yodeling. it should be outlawed.

and fergie looks like she forgot she was actually alive and was supposed to be moving and breathing.

I've heard drunken sorority girls at Cheeseburger in Paradise karaoke better than this butterface.

For those like me who didn't know what this meant, let me share some internet wisdom:

BUTTERFACE

A girl with an exceptionally hot body but an exceptionally ugly face. Everything but-her-face is attractive.

The best part about this clip is the fucking morons losing their minds in the front rows like John Lennon had risen from the grave to preform imagine for one last time. It's fucking Fergie singing a shitsong you brainless fucks. time to nuke LA.

The Duchess of Dork.

give the girl a break, it wasn't that bad---90% of people don't sound as good live. plus she's got josh duhamel so she's doing better than most of us!

She's having a hard time staying up in her heels.....maybe that's why she walks so stiff.

Oh god, can't forget Josh. Yum.

Ahem!! She must do something good.

#64

josh duhamel is hot but he's a B lister like her. now if she were with deniro, depp, or or nicholson then i'd think her shit didn't stink.

i think she's pregnant. there are countless videos of her performing this song on various programs and in all of them she was practically naked and danced around alot. on an awards show she comes out in some matronly night gown down to her knees and barely moves anywhere except forward and backward. she's going to give birth to a tall muppet.

hey cantlookbackwontlookback;

i don't think "wigger" is any more or less ignorant than all the obscenities you used in your own post in order to chastise me, including "retarded."

I think the spirit of this website is to respond to what is widely considered media trash (paris hilton, lindsay lohan, et al) with good-natured, stress-relieving "i feel better about myself after trashing them even though i envy their money and all the fun they have while i work 9-5" trash-talking. F-bombs and other four letter words are part of the package.

Perhaps you object to the racial connotations of "wigger." Well perhaps I object to the misuse of the word "retarded" because I know some kind people with mental disabilities. Or, I think I'll just draw my line where I draw it, and you can draw your line where you draw it, and we can all just continue having fun bashing celebrities.

Superficial.com isn't a place (i don't think) for intellectual stimulation; I think it's just a place where people who are bored at work go to talk shit because they can't talk shit to their boss, or maybe it gives the meek a chance to say what they really think in a safe environment. It's just trash talk. If I offended you with "wigger" I apologize, however I think people who come to this site are just going for a good time while they're stuck at the daily grind.

Granted, Fergie is no great singer. However, she gets the job done and is raking in the dough.

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She sucks, hard. I just saw her in concert last week and the show was good, but you can tell which songs she actually "sings" and which are lip synced. When she "sings" it's just awful.

To #39/ justlikehoney1

Yeah, read my comment, the whole thing. I wasn't comparing voices. Beyonce CANNOT DANCE! End of story. She's up there with Mariah, Whitney, Christina... girls with pipes that lack rhythm. Doesn't mean she sucks, just means she can't dance. I'm embarrassed for her in that "Deja Vu" video.

Fergie can shake her booty, though. It's just ashame she picked such an unfortunate pair of shoes to wear during that performance.

This kind of shit defines Billboard and the Grammys. No-talents that are constantly marketed on MTV and cell phone commercials until people start thinking about how badly they don't want to be caught being the last sheep on their block without the new, shitty, mass-marketed turdpile. Remember when OK Computer didn't win album of the year in 1997? I do. That was the last time I paid even an ounce of attention to those scams. Nothing else even came out in 97. It might as well have been just that one album. Christ, it's been out for almost 10 years and I still love it. Vermont should pass a law so I can fly my copy of OK there and marry it. As for Black Eyed Peas, they were a piss-poor hip-hop act when they came out. Not that many people cared about them because they sucked so bad, but then they throw this low-rent shemale in the mix and all of a sudden people paid attention. Only because they had a blonde white chick in the band. The end. Nothing got better about them. Actually, she probably made them worse. I swear she must have to get her adam's apple shaved as often as she gets her beardline waxed. Fucking hideous no-talent tranny. Frat boys wake up now! Just because somebody works out and tans, it doesn't mean they're hot. Also, she was born with testicles. That makes all of you frat boys gay. I mean, gayer then you were before. Saying Fergie is hot is like sticking one foot out of the closet.

i didnt know the ballerina in my jerwlery box came in life size form

who told her that dress made her look good? even on her body its a train wreck in the making

f*ck. I just wasted 3 and a half minutes of my life. Why would anybody pay money to listen to this crap?

Word #72 - this reminds me of an episode of The Critic many moons ago. Film critic Jay Sherman wins his second Pulitzer Prize by writing "If the movie is bad, just don't go!" Those who run the industry put out lame shit because people buy it. So the only way to stop crap music from being sold by no talent artists is for the public to just not buy it!! It worked in Paris' case - why not for others??

#54 - The reason that crappy artists get promoted is because they don't realize how badly they're getting screwed in their record deal until it's too late. Musicians with talent are generally smart enough to not get taken advantage of or sacrifice their art for $$$.

Bono said it best at U2's R&R HOF induction - who is going to be around to induct 20 years from now? The industry prohibits artists from having longevity because then the artist makes as much money as the record labels do, and the labels won't stand for that.

And #21, since you put your K-Earl comment in the context of a retarded chimp, I'm down with ya'. America's Funniest Home Videos style!!

#75 - BE INDUCTED 20 years from now - sorry.

MC Lyte would rip Fergie a new asshole. Fergie is a marginally talented singer, and an even less talented MC. I am sure someone else wrote the rhyme to start with, and she can't even memorize it? It's not like her dancing was so intense she messed up the words, she just sucks. She is an insult to hip-hop, women mc's, and music in general.

the only white person that can rap well is eminem. period. eveyone stop looking. his is the "elvis" of white rappers. there will be none greater.

jay z tried to sell "lady sovereign" as some great mc but that just goes to show how much of a dollar whore he is. he's basically selling her as the female "eminem".

lady sovereign sucks ass, maybe she can open for fergie!!!!

Just another case of why white people don't belong in the hip hop world. Lady Sovereign sucks and Fergie sucks, they aren't my type. Now if they sung non black music they'd be in a better position. Race mixing whores, nuff said.

lol... it was OK (for what it is) until near the end when she started walking and rapping. She just lost her breath. I probably would too in high heels like those.

Holy shit. I totally forgot about KIDS Incorporated. Wow.

I too thought this soon was a blatant rip off of Supersonic. I too thought "have I been spelling 'tasty' wrong this whole time?" I too find her to be one butterfaced wigger!!!!!!

I didn't hear any slurring.

PAHJAHAHAHA.
her dress was so short that when she was hugging that guy,
it got pulled up hahahaa.

Wigger is one of the best words ever. Just mention it and a virtual cornucopia of images will flood one's mind.

#85

you're making me miss EARL. hopefully he'll reuinte with brit cause she's more tragic without him than with him. let's hope they can be a family for the holidays.

umm im not sure how astute this is or if its even true...but are her female background dancers dressed as slutty girl scouts? someone take a look and see if i got that right.

I just couldn't stop staring at her legs last night, like they went straight up and had nothing in between... so weird.. like train tracks! And so stiff... I think she was loaded.

#77: I hope MC Lyte reads these posts and passes them on to Roxanne Shante, Da Brat, and BWP. Fergie needs to get served! And she really does suck.

#32 thats because the same guy has writing credits on both songs. Its obvious its a cover with new lyrics.

#87

yep, she has them dressed like slutty girl scouts in her video too.

Are "Wiggers" the clueless, confused, pathetic White kids who think it's hip to walk, talk, look, and act like violent and stupid man-ape hybrids from the 'hood? If so, Wiggers disprove Darwin and his theory of evolution every day.

Damn....thought she kicked meth?

Rhymes with: TRAINWRECK.

Because I'm so out of it . .can somebody please tell me where the drunkeness starts in? It all sounds the same to me :[

This is for #45, excuse me? who da fuck are you? Don't come in here actin' all up like you can tell people to get the fuck out. Wigger is the word we use for Earl up in this mutha.

stfu

#68
shut the fucking hell up

No-talent-ass-clowns.

Who can tell me what movie that's from? :)

Heels are no excuse for not dancing. Ginger Rogers wore some pretty damn daunting shoes and ruined every pair because after every performance they'd be covered in blood, lymph and pus (from an interview). And what the fuck is this? I freely admit to not knowing a thing about rap or hip-hop, but it seems like she's just standing there, speaking random shit, and then occasionally turning around. Meanwhile her background dancers are working their asses off.

Seriously, what? People paid money for this?

to #95

you have a 2" dong. It actually just looks like a large clitoris.

I hereby pledge a hundred bucks to get this girl back on the crank and off the air, record, and stage. The only thing worse than this was the huge dump WllIam took on sergio medes music. fregie was on that too. Why are these people allowed to live?

#78- agreed. Eminem was the first, and he will be the last. no other white person can get away with rapping other then eminem. well maybe k-fed could be the next eminem.........NOOO just kidding. my god im kidding.

This is the reason why aliens have not tried to contact us.

jiminy cricket was the real star of the show. but you know the blacks never get the credit they deserve.

When did the whole media world come together and decide that this woman was

a) Relevant to anything ever

b) talented

c) attractive

she's a dried up plastic surgery nightmare/ex meth head/ drunken pants pisser

That was L to the A to the M to the E!

The sad thing is I saw this on TV last night and I thought she was lip synching LOL

Oh look, it's PISSALICIOUS! Funny, my shit sounds better, and it comes out of my ass!

omg! whats wrong with her? i thought she could sing!! okay.. finally i see the true colors when they(singers) arent in the recording studio.. WITHOUT background music.

Fergie is nasty and her performance was so boring!

Will I Am was certainly carrying that routine. It appears Fergie wasn't lip-synching.

When will "licious" stop being added to the ends of words? I say...it ends right.....wait....now. Ok, it is officially over.

Fergie can't sing?

NO WAI

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...is this really news? Really? It's like saying Fergie has penis, it's something we all know, but ignore because we're afraid of contracting herpies from her piss covered clothing.

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she should become britney's new bff. then she can learn all about the undeniable power of JAZZ HANDS!!!!!

Ok i guess i am the minority here...i thought she looked good and sounded ok. i think the shoes are messing her up. She can dance.

well how stupid do you have to be to wear inappropriate shoes to perform in? did they not rehearse? oh no, rehearsing is for people who actually have talent and want to perfect their craft. it just confirms that she's a tool of the corporate music industry. that's how much she thinks of her fans. "i'll wear shoes i can't move in so i can stand there like a doll cause my fans don't deserve any better". and by the way, i am NOT a "fuglie" fan.

there was nothing that "spectacular" or "essential" about THOSE stripper shoes being worn during the performance.

well, I was expecting much more drunken levity, but this was not half bad, although she basically just stood there

I saw Fergie and I saw Janet. They both sounded horrible live! Alot of people could sing all of these songs in a studio where they dub and change voices. This just proves that these people cannot sing. If you cant sing live then how do we know that these CD's we buy are the real person? Just another note, the worst I have heard on stage live are The Pussycat Dolls!

I just do NOT understand how fug Fergie dogface managed to land Josh Duhamel! The only thing I can think of is that he took one look at her and had her pegged as a trashy whore who would let him poke her in the stink star. He probably knew he would always have a meth hookup if he dated her too, although I cannot imagine the sex. He must have to put a bag over her head and also put one over his own head, in case her bag falls off. He might have a fetish for being pissed on, or for women who piss themselves in public, or for pre-op trannies....who knows? Her face looks like a Barbie that has been put in the microwave, she's all melted-looking. Basically, she's just a triflin, no-talent, worthless ho, and her freaking "music" makes me wish to go deaf....HOW DID THIS TWAT BECOME FAMOUS??? She's NOT attractive, talented, smart, classy, or in any way worthwhile! Anyone who misspells "tasty" and "Duchess" is just pitiful. Ugly AND stupid, what a combination!

She's so good in the studio but her live shit sucks.

Wow. It would appear that she possesses just enough brainpower to remember her lyrics or to move her feet, just as long as she doesn't have to do both at the same time.

Go Fergie. Use those god-given-gifts of yours.

No wonder she can't do anything she's trying to be the next Maggie Thatcher and sleeping just one hour a night - she's so scared she'll fail it was bound to happen - self-fulfilling prophecy

It was such a mistake all the plastic surgery she's got - her eyebrows go all the way accross her forehead - she looks like she's wearing a mask
And she has a body like a wrestler puke - she's a state

No wonder Brittney and Paris ditched hosting that event!

wait, did i miss something? how is this any different then any other time she..."sings"? oh, that funky ferg...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!! Fergie strikes again! No talent, looks like a transvestite, and has undeserved Lohan-esque delusions of grandeur. Her songs just keep getting worse..."My Humps" was annoying enough, and then my ears almost fell off my head when she released "London Bridge"...Someone please tell me why she's famous!

Pop music just officially died. I thought it died a long time ago, but no, it was just in a coma. It's now officially dead. :(

fergie totally sucks