December 19, 2006

Elizabeth Hurley has dirty hands

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She might look awesome for 41, but apparently Liz Hurley is disgusting. Samaire Armstrong from the OC says she saw Hurley at Elton John's wedding use the toilet and not wash her hands. So if you ever find yourself about to make out with her try to picture the last place her hands have been. I mean really, do people still even do that? Did she rush home afterwards to send her friend a telegraph and then heat the bucket of water she uses to bathe? Or maybe she took a ride on one of her old-timey bicycles and reflected on what an exciting time it is to live in the 17th century.


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Comments

looks like todays my day to be first!!

she may have dirty hands but I still let her touch my fireman.

First of all what kind of life do you have if you are watching to see if someone washed their hands anyways. Second who cares. Is this even a big issue. So she forgot to wash up once, big deal....hey maybe she didn't get pee on her hands, guys do it all the time and we hold our man-finger in hand. Grow up and wash your own filthy hands.

GAWD DAYUM! Nice ta-ta's!!! I bang dat! She can wash her hands after she finishes wankin' me off!!!!

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That's OK. Her dirty hands match my dirty mind.

Anyway, I'll lick 'em clean before licking everywhere else.

Yummy!

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