Dec 4 2006Britney Spears turns 25

Idiot

I'm gonna go take a Britney and wipe my Spears.

Second?

Holy Shit! I'm first?
I don't know what to say. I'd like to thank my Mom for this fine fine laptop. I'd like to thank Jesus for making Miss Spears such an idiot.

blah blah blah

Guess not huh?

Oh well

Jesus! Did I just happen to be first?

WTF, where are all the "First" losers?

Shit, I hate being first.

She's don' gone crazy. Good call on the jazz hands.

At least she is wearing underwear this time.

Are those panties I see? It's about time.

Shouldn't she be staying on the low after what happened last week.

Dude on the right has wood.

Beware your urges friend for down that path lies only an intense burning sensation.

Amtrak officials will be calling every American tonight to apologize for the damage this latest trainwreck has inflicted upon us as a country.

and can someone please inform this cocklick that fat people shouldn't wear prints. Keep it in black bitches.

Somebody needs to pick out her wedgy.

Note to self :
Mr. Chow's, L.A. - stay away from the rice.

hmmmm.... why the hell is that guy enjoying him self soo much.?

#15 - because gays just looove good jazz hands. and transvestites.

She looks pretty good for just crapping out 2 kids in 1 year.

I'm pretty sure this will help her custody of her children case too.

Not jazz hands--SPIRIT FINGERS.

And we know where they've been.

Since when does Brit own panties?

Good grief, is she ever going to buy a dress that isn't the length of a 12-year old's shirt? At least she's wearing underwear this time. What a tool.

She looks like she's been ridden hard and put away wet.
Kinda like lindsay lohan's vagina.

And her legs are nappy, too.

OMG!! I spent my 25th birthday doing the hokey-pokey on a table in a Chinese restaurant too! Oh no, wait, I was at home with my two babies. Sorry.

You have body dysmorphic disorder if you think Britney is fat. Get over the anorexic size zero saddo. Britney is absolutely gorgeous. I am amazed at her resilience - how she constantly overcomes things that would drive most people to suicidal ideation. She is an amazing, strong and powerful woman and she deserves to enjoy herself

Shitney is NOT Gorgeous! She is too fat to wear that short dress. She needs to lose another 15 pound before she can wear it. Look at her legs! It's raunchy in a verybad way. More puke. More puke...

Ammetyst, it clearly says in the commercial that if your erection lasts more than 4 hours to contact a doctor...youre obviously not following directions.
britney spears is a low life trailer trash tobacco spittin' baby makin' (you get the picture) hick with an IQ that is less than her age.
she is a disgrace to the human race. seriously look at that pic, how could you possibly worship someone who can't even spell her own name?
GOD

Britney Spears is a fart

Uck..i can't believe she choose to wear THAT on her bday. pff.

Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are reportedly seeking counselling to keep their six-year marriage together. Guy is said to be frustrated with his wife's bossy demeanour, according to the U.K. paper The People. "The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their London home," a source told the paper. "But they are determined to make the marriage work and after a long heart-to-heart they both decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist."

"The bottom line is that Guy sometimes feels he is not allowed to have an opinion," the source said. Apparently this issue was forced when Madonna became very insistent about adopting another child from Malawi. "I'm going to adopt another Malawian child very quickly," Madonna told Paris Match magazine last month. "A baby girl this time, in order to redress the balance."

This comment came out of Madge's mouth despite Guy's strong objections to further complicating their family life by bringing another baby into it. "Guy doesn't want to go through all the media attention again which he hates," the source said. "Although he loves little David as his own he thinks they should be both concentrating on their own relationship at this time, not adding a new one."

With Guy's words falling on Madonna's deaf ears, he's resorted to making threats that he's ready to walk. Or at least ride. In front of friends, a playful spat turned into a serious argument that culminated in Guy making the fairly odd threat, "'I'll get on my bike if you want me to'," presumably meaning he'd essentialy bike away from home, grade-four style. "She tried to laugh the whole episode off but it was clear he was deadly serious," the source said.

Ms Spears, love, you just don't get it.

The starlet calls her former stylist "raisin face" but comes off as a cheesehead.

by Ryan Porter

Nicole Richie, aka Captain Bonesapeekin', is calling out another Hollywood personality for having an eating disorder (that must be her reward for gaining a reported ten pounds but we think most of that weight was in bracelets).

On her MySpace page, Nicole, 25, posted a blind item late on Monday, November 27, and let's just say subtle, sly jabs are not exactly her forte. The post read, "What 35-year-old raisin face whispers her order of three pieces of asparagus for dinner at Chateau every night, and hides her deathly disorder by pointing the finger at me, and used her last pay cheque I wrote her to pay for a publicist instead of a nutritionist? Hint: Her nickname is lettucecup." Ohhhhhh, Lettucecup! Wasn't she Strawberry Shortcake's arch-nemesis? She did have major ani.

Oh wait, no, Nicole is talking about her ex-stylist Rachel Zoe, who Nicole fired two weeks ago on Tuesday, November 14. Rachel had released a statement yesterday addressing rumours that she had been fired for pressuring Nicole to practice extreme dieting. Rachel has been accused of masterminding alarming physical changes in clients such as Nicole and Lindsay Lohan.

In the statement Rachel points out that she works with "a diverse group of women of all shapes and sizes that inspire me everyday." She concludes the statement by saying, "I have nothing but love for Nicole and wish her only health and happiness." We'd say that hardly warrants an insult like "raisin face," but maybe it's more insulting if raisins are the special treat between living on Diet Coke and Kleenexes.

Though Rachel's stylings made Nicole a hit in the fashion world, she has topped at least one worst-dressed list so far this year: PETA's. The animal-rights group called Nicole, "an incredible shrinking woman with the heart to match." Raisin Face agrees, but for different reasons

Brit is finally wearing panties... must be that time of the month.

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lol.. YAY FOR PANTIES!

and BOO!!! for ugly dresses

Re: 30. Nicole said that? Oh, snap! Her stock just went up. She owns that Zoe chick.

Oh, and nice drumsticks, Britney. Who ordered chicken?

IF BRITNEY'S SO BAD WHY ARE YOU WASTING YOUR TIME EVEN BOTHERING TO ESPECIALLY SIGN ONTO THIS THING, CLICK ON HER PICTURES AND WASTE YOUR TIME POSTING A COMMENT? ARE YOU THAT JEALOUS AND BITTER? WHO'S REALLY THE SADDO, LOW LIFE HERE?

BRITNEY ROCKS - GREAT LEGS

Woah, I'm surprised she's actually wearing underwear. -_-

But someone, please correct me if I'm wrong.

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA #35 as we used to say over at quake3world: OWNT

delete one pair of panties

calm down it's her birthday.people who say shes a bad parent are nerds, and need to chill out.... and calling her pathetic seems funny when you are commenting on her life and she will never know you exist. people should stick to commenting on celeb looks and simple hate without reason for celebs. it's gross how people get all moral and goody two shoes when pictures of britney come up, shes no worse than anyone else in entertainment.... even jen aniston snorts coke. britney drinks at night when her babies are atsleep with the nanny, so what.

oh no one said too anything annoying yet. whoops

I hate to break this to you Becca, but sadly FOR YOU this a celeb slamming site so shut the fuck up.

Oh look, someone got her underwear as a birthday present.

I wanna know where Paris is??? Who the hell is she 'partying' with?

I think this is a rather goofy cute pic of her compared to the previous pics. Im still waiting for a true comeback, girlfriend!

WELL I LIKE HER AND I THINK SHE'S PRETTY AND IF YOU DON'T THEN YOU'RE A BIG POOPY HEAD SO THERE!

lol

#43... she's partying with her new best friend... Ecstasy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooookey dokey, moving on, it seems as if the quality of our trolls has gone way way down.

good night folks.

I heard that Britney smokes crack out of her baby's ass and bought a pregnant dog to nurse them...I won't disclose my source...but its true I tell ya, its all true.

right back at you brit.

ecstasy is one hell of a drug.

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Habe you ever noticed that some people just don't seem to "get" this site? As evidence, I point you to post #23.

Oh, and Britney: GO HOME AND QUIT MAKING AN ASS OF YOURSELF. Thank you. :)

I thought body dysmorphic disorder only affected the person, and not how someone views others. I might be wrong, I transfered from pysch to history.

Anyway, while I agree that Britney looks normal/healthy rather than fat, I also agree that that dress is far to short. For anyone. Period. Yes it's her birthday, yes she's 25, but that's no excuse for being completely tasteless. And tacky.

There's a difference between tart and tramp, Brit Darling.

Britney's ass is deformed.

I think I see cellulite. Britney is the perfect role model for young mothers. Party hard skankolicious ho, party hard.

23 - thanks for your amazingly funny post. You would have to be legally blind to think that she is gorgeous. One would have to search an entire trailer park to find a stumpy, saggy whore as fine as Britney.

I'm glad Kobe Bryant circa 2001 and gay clapping douche were both on hand to attend as well.

HAAAAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUU...

HAAAAPPY BIIIRTHDAY TO YOUUU...

HAAAPPY BIIIRTHDAY DEAoh fuck this, it's 4.30pm and I've got work to finish before I go home.

O K SO THE WHOLE POINT OF THIS SITE IS JUST TO SLAG OFF CELEBS AND BE BITTER, TWISTED, JEALOUS LITTLE BITCHES.
OK - SAYS IT ALL REALLY S.A.D PEOPLE WITH SELF ESTEEM ISSUES
NO WONDER I DIDN'T "GET" IT - I DON'T HAVE THOSE PROBLEMS

BTW THAT COMMENT WAS DIRECTED AT EJ AS IN EeJit NO.50

#23-Yes, she's strong, powerful, and pantiless. Exactly the sort of role model we want our children following. And no, I don't think you get this website b/c it's a place for normal people to come and laugh at overpaid idiots with cotton candy for brains. We don't exactly come here to kiss celebrities' tushes.

She's over the hill.

She is NOT fat, but she should wear something classier though.

#57 And we also don't fucking scream all the time, either. Yeah, you don't have "those problems", you got a whole set that's all yer own, babe.

#57

Yes, we are all a bunch of bitter, twisted, sad little misfits. You are much better than we shall ever hope to be. Now kindly fuck off.

And as for you, somechick.... Who the Hell died and made you Paul Revere?

Like others have said, I'm so glad she's wearing panties this time!

#63
BTW, libtard, this month's meeting of the BTSLM society has been moved from tomorrow to next Tuesday. Just in case you missed the newsletter notice. :D

#57 - Rest assured I am both bitter and twisted (not necessarily in that order). I'm also jealous of many things. I'm jealous of my missus' ability to save money (fuck you, ebay). I'm jealous of Andy Roddick's ability to play tennis while looking pretty damn hot despite his squiffy eye. Hell, a tiny part of me (no, not THAT part) is jealous of you and your amazing ability to not give a snot what the rest of the world thinks - CAPS? FUCKETY SHIT, YEAH! I NEED TO BE READ, DAMMIT!

I am not, however, jealous of some of the train-wreck shitmagnets that frequent these pages.

Hmm. Britney the trailer trash cooch-flashing Paris Hilton wannabe whore acting like a crazy ecstacy addict at her birthday party. I am so ... not surprised.

LOL @ #67

so shes kinda trashy like southern and " i do what i feel " hippie sort of trash, but i still say christina's " im ugly rat-faced and bow legged so i'll wear a lot of makeup and pretend like i love sex " wigger trash is worse.

Jazz hands must be the easiest way of shaking man-batter off of one's hands.

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http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Britney learns how to dress herself completely, including underpants.

"Look, I'm a big girl now!"

*random male bystanders clap and cheer*

why are you yellin, ammetyst?

that's just lame. afraid we won't read what you have to say?...but than again, you're a britney fan (jesus, did i just say that?!!! *barf*)

as i read previously on this site, and i quote 'yo both country, y'all '

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM

Now we know what has been happening to her panties - her ass is eating them all!

Hey, Ammetyst, stop with the ALL CAPS!! Remember about a hundred years ago when IM'ing and sites like this started and we all learned within about five minutes that ALL CAPS is annoying and signifies that you're yelling? Yeah, still applies.

How the hell did you find this site anyway? And I find it ironic that you are ragging on people who rag on celebrities. You contend that the celebtards have no idea who we are so it doesn't matter. But you don't even have the self-esteem to lash out at them; you have to lash out at those who lash out at them. And we certainly don't know (or care) who the hell you are!

BTW, #70, frickin' hilarious.

Is it just me -or is she wearing a ring (second pic, left hand)?

I didn't realize Laugh-In was coming back.

MegaPost of her birthday Party!

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/britney-spears-celebrates-her-25th_05.html

Shitney's Chronological Age: 25
Shitney's Mental Age: 13.5
Age her boobs and coochie look: 75

She's repulsive. Rich, pampered, talentless celebrities who are adored by idiots when they should fade into the oblivion from whence they came should be slammed and often. And by someone who knows how.

sexybitch,
What the Hell am I going to do with myself all evening? I guess I'll just imitate my heroes tonight. First I'll flash my cooter to any innocent bystanders outside the local movie theater. Hopefully an oily tycoon will slither by to accompany me to a local night spot where we will dance like white girls (if they let us in, that is). Depending on my mood I may make out with Paris Hilton in a bathroom stall or cut myself for a while to make the pain of my existence recede for a moment. Then it's back home for my nightly purge-fest to keep my weight down to a perfect 46 lbs. Also, there will be lots of whoring.

Oh and the man-batter line made me snort.

Britney Spears would need to lip sync a queebe

Why do her dresses look like bad acid trips?

She is desperately trying to hold on to the glory days. Her actions the last few weeks say, "look at ME. look at MEEEEE!"

#76

she's been wearing a "wedding band type" ring o n her ring finger the whole time she's supposedly getting divorced.

look at how desperately pathetic she's been without EARL. i have a feeling they will reunite before the new year.

QUOTE: You have body dysmorphic disorder if you think Britney is fat. Get over the anorexic size zero saddo. Britney is absolutely gorgeous. I am amazed at her resilience - how she constantly overcomes things that would drive most people to suicidal ideation. She is an amazing, strong and powerful woman and she deserves to enjoy herself

REPLY: I am amazed at how oblivious she is. I've always wondered what it would be like to walk around without a lucid thought in my head. Now I know, it would be, well, like being Britney Spears. She is truly blessed by being so damn stupid she doesn't even realize she has some serious issues. Mind over matter-NO MIND, NO MATTER!!

I agree with most of you about Britney. She is not acting like a good role model at all but at the same time neither are u guys. I hope you don't say in front of you kids how fat Britney is. She may be alot of things but my god she is not fat. This is why so many young girls want to weigh less than 100lbs. Being that skinny is just disgusting. Britney actually looks healthy and good. Think about your kids my god. Do you want them to starve themselves to be as skinny as nicole richie?

ammetyst is a fat girl who has been made fun of all her life.

#23 and #57: Exactly what has Britney Spears had to be 'resilient' about??? Just what has she done that makes her so 'amazing, strong, and powerful'?

Her life has been fucking handed to her. She has personal trainers, personal groomers, nutritionists, and publicists at her disposal. She doesn't need to think on her own, much less do anything. And when she does think on her own, look what happens. She's a hopeless fucking mess.

The only things I can see that would drive her to suicide are the choices she's made on her own. Becoming the poster girl for pedophiles everywhere; an embarassing reality show; having her cooze splashed all over the news because SHE decides not to wear panties; marrying and divorcing a two-bit freeloader with whom she has two kids; hanging out with Paris Hilton; and being 25 and not knowing how to properly apply your own makeup.

If this amazes you, you must be very easily impressed. "Wow, she made it through all that without dying!" Big fucking feat that is. Resilience is plugging away at a dead-end job so you don't have to draw welfare. Resilience is stopping the cycle of child sexual abuse in your family. Resilience is BEING a single mother, not just shitting out two kids and trying not to step on the placenta when you're out dancing at Hyde.

Resilience is NOT deciding life truly is worth living, because you can wake up again tomorrow, put on your best Dolce & Gabanna frock, and go to Guam for breakfast and still afford to feed that country's homeless, because dammit, you're Britney Spears, and you're not going to let allllll this hardship and ugh, the evil paparazzi, and oh, god, the fans, who just NEVER leave you alone, ruin your life (like it can get any worse - man, it must be tough being her).

And body dysmorphic disorder isn't something you project on other people, it's a self-delusional thing. Nice use of the trendy catchphrase, though. Makes you sound a lot fatter than you probably really are.

@57

You fucktard.

You actually think coming in here and ranting about how much you love your idol will change anything?

Bitch you need to get over yourself. Britney is nothing special, she was nothing special when she was making money, she is still nothing special now, except now everyone can see for themselves. "Resilience"? I think you mean "resiliance".

It's not resiliance when you bring shit on yourself. She gets haters piling up on her because she is a dumb-ass trampy hick. She was never anything else. Just because a few million idiots adore her doesn't make her anything else. You just happen to be as dumb as she is.

Just shut the fuck up. Suicidal ideation? From what, drinking too many frappuccinos? Shopping too much? Having too much money? I'll tell you who deserves to enjoy themselves. Volunteer doctors, aid workers and social workers around the fucking world. They need to be partying at Mr. Chow's. Not these fucking overexposed celebretards that no one needs.

So please do us all a favor. Fuck off, find a gun, and shoot yourself in the head.

bloody fucking hell. it is resilience!

OK stike that. But you still need to shoot yourself. For the sake of evolution.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Britney Spears turned down a Playboy shoot... for money...

Now, we've seen all her bits and pieces for free... doesn't she need to get more money to support her next overly-fertile trailer trash husband?

She looks like a fat granny.

LOL

Yes, 57, the whole point of the site is to poke fun at celebrities - especially celebrities who think way to much about themselves (I assume because of people like you who tell them how gorgeous and perfect they are all the time).

If we were bitter, twisted people, we'd lock ourselves in bunkers and clean our guns obsessively. As it is, we merely find the inherent humor in Tom Cruise teaching us about psychology, K-Fed making extravagant demands for his dressing room, and Britney thinking she's still 18 and smoking. :D

If you don't like that, you won't be very happy here. Why don't you find a site where people DON'T poke fun at celebrities?

And you don't need to yell, dear, I can hear you just fine.

As a side note, 67, thanks for the laugh. Best CAPS commentary. Ever. :D

Cute dress. God #57 sure is a pain in the ass.

25 with a body of a 45 year old and a mind of a 5 year old.

#57 - The last time someone typed everything in caps, she ending up crying in her dingy pillow at Trinity. So kindly shut the fuck up. Many thanks.

Who was the thoughtful soul who gifted Britney some underpants?

Actually no.88 Anorexic people suffer from a form of body dysmorphia because as well as seeing having a distorted image of themselves they also look at perfectly normal sized people and severely under-weight people and think they are too fat. Lol I thought everyone knew that

Wait!! I thought George Clooney's pig just died.

Eww! What is wrong with her!

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Yes, she is FAT compared to what she use to be but she is not FAT in the way a 400lb. woman is fat. And by no means am I trying to defend this whorey, cunt showing, circus act. I'm just stating the facts people.

"Actually no.88 Anorexic people suffer from a form of body dysmorphia because as well as seeing having a distorted image of themselves they also look at perfectly normal sized people and severely under-weight people and think they are too fat. Lol I thought everyone knew that"

Fuck off, you cunt.

#99
Your post still makes you look fat.

Where's Paris?!

Maybe she got pissed, because Britney decided that THIS time, she would wear panties...

Dammit, someone stole my spirit fingers comment. Oh well...

Dress... not flattering. Big print, way too short, a little shiny. It probably cost $500 but looks like she got it for 50 cents at a garage sale.

I too am glad she's started wearing underpants again. That's a pretty big step in the right direction.

And I get that she's celebrating and all that, but why is she doing it by auditioning for a spot in "All That Jazz"? She dances as well as she sings, which is to say, not very well.

Britney, go home and take care of your kids, you nitwit.

Oh, I see Britney got the panties I sent her for her birthday.

*massive eyeroll*

#99 - that ISN'T body dysmorphia. People with body dysmorphic disorder as a result of anorexia tend to think other people look BETTER than them, but they're usually too self-obsessed to be concerned with anyone else's looks. That's PART OF THE DISORDER. It is a psychological self-preoccupation based on one's own appearance that causes one to be delusional about one's own body, face, hair, or skin.

We could also falsely assume that dyslexics think most people just don't know how to spell.

P.S. I don't have body dysmorphia, but you still sound kind of fat to me. Just sayin'.

Oh, shit, that last post made me look fat.... can we strike that?
Fuck, I think I'm getting a pimple now from all this stressssssssss......

I cant believe people actually support Britney Spears and think she "rocks"....

how sad and pathetic you must be to even think of her in a positive light...

at this rate i wouldn't be surprised if she starts giving oral sex to the homeless as a Xmas gift...

all the money in the world cant buy class or cure utter stupidity

First of all, yes, Brit-Brit is a dim-witted, moronic, trailer-trash lovin' fool who, if not for creative managers, etc., would be flipping burgers at the local Dairy Queen and yelling at whatever K-Fedsque grease monkey who is living with her to stop stealing her Virgina Slims.

That being said...

I do feel sorry for her. She has been raised to be a prostitute. Her parents pimped her out long ago - encouraging a 15,16,17 year old to sexualize herself in order to gain attention, applause and validation. Re: Rolling Stones Mag cover circa 98/99 (?)

She has obviously had little to no education, no instruction on how the world works, and has never been encouraged to emotionally grow beyond the age of 13. She speaks, writes and acts like a junior high kid whose parents have too much money and not enough dicipline.

I've read people wondering where Lynne is and why she won't reel in this trainwreck that was once her daughter...because Lynne is WHY Britney is an attention seeking baby factory who shows off the factory at all opportunities. She taught her daughter to expose herself for attention.

I'm sure we all saw bits of, if not all of, Chaotic. Where was her family? Where were any real friends? She had nothing but syncophants, lackeys and the like. Of course she is seduced by K-Fed. He gives her attention, he acts like he's cooler than her, he is with her 24/7 and feeds her love and attention no matter what she is doing. She doesn't have to pay him (she thinks) and he acts like nothing fazes him. She'd have latched on to a drunk monkey if it gave her enough attention.

So I do feel sorry for her. She is not bright, uneducated, sexualized to the point of being a total whore, unguided, emotionally retarded and a basic mess with too much money.

That being said, what a skank. Blah.

# 111 - I couldn't have said it any better....

Thank you Britney for wearing underwear on your birthday. Now all you need to do is wear them everyday...but not the same ones! Since you're so rich, maybe you should buy some more.

Of course, everyone loves Britney still, nothing we can do...except sit at the computer and type messages to her which she will never of course see ;)
All the people by her side and in the background are clapping. If no one liked her, they'd be calling her a hoe and shouting ' Go home and stop making an ass of yourself!' But they're not. They obviously want her to stay and do more jazzy poses.

JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!
Or maybe she is excited because her panties match her dress -- Oh garanimals -- look, I made a match!

Ammetyst--You have brain dysmorphic syndrome where you have a distored image of your intelligence and intellectual capacity.

Happy birthday Britney! May your next 25 be as fruitful.

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This site is for people with a sense of humor. It’s not to be taken so seriously by the celebrity’s fans. If you are offended by these comments about Britney and others, then don't come on here. It's meant to be funny. If a site like this literally causes your blood pressure to rise, I feel sorry, for you cause you're going to have one hell of a stressful life ahead of you!

At least she's looking skinnier.

Ok, I actually like her outfit...but it doesn't work for her. You need to be stick-thin and preferably 18 and NOT have 2 kids at home to wear something like that.

Then again, she is just 25 and single. So that's some excuse for acting like an ass.

Hmm....but that must be why people generally think it's a bad idea to tie yourself down with two kids before you're 24 years old. She is pretty dumb; it's actually kind of sad.

Sadly, those aren't panties. She tattooed her coochie.

damn you, 77! you read my mind!
i was actually thinking she was channeling goldie hawn in her "laugh-in" days!

eh, great minds think alike.

I can't figure out whether the tears streaming down my face are from the sheer HORROR of seeing a part of Britney that only her doctor and husba...(oops she doesn't HAVE one anymore, that's TWO!!)or from laughing hysterically at the comments from everyone else! Thanks for giving me the best laugh of the day!!

ive got to say that is a funny picture...she looks good

Ammetyst (whatever).
Yes, that is the point. Now get off so we can play. You should make her your role model. Because only a girl that fine can hit the jackpot with a sexy man such as K-Fed. (Ammytest -whatever- dreams, "If only...."

This is so weird...I just turned 25 too and I thought to myself "what better way to celebrate than to let my ass hang out of my dress and do a mime version of being stuck in a box?!?!?" Its uncanny....

WTF? I did not give her permission to start wearing panties again.

she looks like cheap used up ashy dry nasty white trash

number 89 i love you could not have said it better myself. i feel the same way about J-Hoe

whoa, i hope Mr. Chow gets checked for STDs

wow everyone is so angry, lol....I like to poke fun at the stupid people out there like Britney Spears but I also know when comments cross the line.
like calling someone a fat whore and so on...Britney is not fat and yeah she may not look as good as she did when she first started out but she has pushed out two kids and had a nervouse breakdown, lol.
I think she is a total tard and needs to get her act together though. She just likes all the attention she gets so she keeps doing all these randome stupid things. The girl needs a smack in the head if you ask me.