Britney Spears needs an intervention

You mean it's against the law to not wear underpants?

Guess what? If you don't take care of ya' kids you don't get to keep'em. Hope she gets what she deserves.

Y'all

Gah!

http://www.veryliberating.com

BarbadoSlim....I totally agree.

5th!!!

MAn I need a life

She needs more vodka!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

How nice that SOMEONE WHO CAN is finally stepping up to stop this madness. LADCFS should go over to Brit's mansion with a warrant & take away the kids. K-Earl isn't mature enough to have them, & Brit's too wrapped up with Paris to want them.

Hmmm . . . Brit starts hanging out with Paris . . . bizzare behavior starts happening. . . kids start getting ignored . . . family starts getting ignored . . . coincidence?

Doesn't one's character & motives become immediately suspect when you don't return calls from government officials?

eighth nukka!

*did i just pull a kramer?*

Who says she left the liquor store empty handed?
Don Cuervo is her friend and he's hiding in her crotch.... In your face paparazzi, she thinks with a smile.

So why doesn't their father step in and take the children? OH! That's right, because he's out doing the same thing.....with porn stars...and the kids would cramp his style. It's only bad when the mother behaves this way, I forgot.

She needs an attitude adjustment and reality check as anyone can understand, but she's not crazed like others have said.

I think she's getting back at her ex and the porn star. Which is just a dumb and lame way to go about it..and over him? EW.

Obviously she thinks she's going to have a career. But hey, I would not be surprised. Our entertainment industry is already stupid as it is. Why not

Photographing Britney is as pointless as taking pictures of a wall splattered with ketchup. This broad is just loving the attention.
If she were to quit her job of being a "popstar" and become the manager of a fish shack....they'd probably still give her the attention.

Just waiting for the next cooter flash.

it looks like britney is starting to shave her hairline too. or she is getting male patterned baldness. Now thats a big forehead !!!!

The Post has been blind iteming the hell outta her. Saying basically "Which celebutant was seen having sex in the bathroom etc..." kind of items, then the next day talking about how much Britt Likes the clubs and sticking in a phrase like "Out source even saw her in the bathroom with Brandon Davis"

So basically based on the blind items she has been hoovering up coke, getting fucked by sweaty greasy fat guys in the bathroom of clubs and possibly also having sex with PAris Hilton.

A Month ago I wouldn't have believed it, but I actually think there is a chance that K-Fed could get the kids.

Well its about time.... who the hell didn't see this one comin'??

I propose that they investigate possible drug abuse (since her latest tour has to do with club bathroom stalls), submit her to mandatory drug testing, like they would any common crackwhore.

As for how she looks in the photo... pretty decent lets go through the checklist...

1. Bra
2. Decent hair extensions
3. Wearing pants.. that way it doesn't matter if she is going commando.. we all don't have to know about it
4. Some Make-up...
5. lei so she looks like more of an idiot

Wow, and I was actually rooting for her not too long ago! I guess she's finding out what it feels like to be a young single mom all couped up! In lieu of recent behavior, you'd think she was on drugs, especially to be in Paris' company.

#10, the point is none of them should have the kids, 'til they start behaving like civilized human beings, no way Earl is gonna pull it off (see Char's kids) but they MIGHT scare her straight.

Brit needs way more than an intervention.

Trailer trash single moo fobs unwanted kids off on relatives so she can party.
Gee that's new.

Britney's life is pretty much just a 1/2 episode of C.O.P.S.. I hope they show it live on the 5 o'clock news when they come take her kids away.

Give Shar custody.

I don't think either of them are fit to own Sea Monkeys, let alone be parents..I'm just sayin' if KFuck really wanted the kids now's his chance to be a father....and no one is giving him shit or demanding he submit to a drug test (of all the idiodic things.) or questioning the crowd he's running with.

And another thing, It's not like I give a rat's ass if her and her progeny were put out of commission in the grizzliest manner possible. It's the fact that millions of little wiggaz and britnney clones are looking at this and thinking WOW!! I could do that.

then WE as a society would have to deal with the consequences

#8, Particleman: so now you're a racist? I thought you only hated Triangle Man? And maybe Person Man.

actually, I just really like your name.

Uh Oh, a "They Might Be Giants" reference?! It just got kinda nerdy in here. ;)

If she and Paris come out as an Official Lesbian Couple, I may need to reverse my stance on gay marriage. How gross is it that Paris and Brit go home early cuz they 'miss the babies'? Child services needs to focus on Paris Hilton being in the home far more than any drugs Brit might be ingesting. After all, babies love cocaine flavored breastmilk.

Paris is the root of all this trouble: "Brit, trust me. I've cared for my animal-babies for years. You just make sure they have food and water. Shave your snatch and let's GO-we're going to get a shitty booth at Hyde if we're not there by midnight....we'll be back by noon, they'll be fine. God, you are SUCH a Debbie."

I can understand wanting a week to blow off some steam after being with KFed for all those wasted months. However, if she continues much longer with all this she may have some consequences she was not counting on.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

She's looking doughy.

This is a public service announcement. Everyone reading this please comply. Do not - I repeat - DO NOT purchase or even download Britney's comeback CD. Even if this disc defies God and natural order and is elevated to the vaulted heights of works by The Beatles, Elvis and U2, do not have a hand in making it a success. I say this not to be punitive towards Mrs. Federline, not to punish her for being a bad parent and an even worse human being. But to cause even greater travesties! Imagine Brit-Brit after a miserable failed comeback attempt - her album charting no higher than 148, her hottest single being eclipsed by a James Taylor tune. Picture a Britney whose never latent insecurities explode in the public eye. No panties? After the total mental and financial collapse of her upcoming record she'll be walking around Times Square completely naked and out of her mind, jabbering endlessly about conspiracies involving Christina Aguilera and Kabbalah-affiliated demons. Her weight will balloon up to 250 pounds, and Star magazine will feature blurry, grainy covershots of a Sasquatch-like Britney lumbering into some concealing copse, a chalupa in one hand and Jayden James sucking on her teat in the other. Seriously, let's organize the failure now. Should we succeed, we'll have posting material for months on end.

oh but, jrzmommy, didn't you know?

Dads don't matter. They can be photographed looking like complete douchebags while the Moms get threatened by child services for showing up at a club without underwear on. :)

I think Britney's going through some shit right now, but jrzmommy's right. Nobody's saying shit about that tool of a father and he has FOUR kids he ignores.

Spindoc-how did you NOT know I'm a huge nerd? And wasn't it mandatory to do a year of TMBG listening if you attended college in the late eighties?
Part two-my husband came home with one of their "kids" albums, and I honestly missed the point. I defy anyone to find a difference between a "regular" TMBG record and one for "kids".

I was excited because I thought the headline stated
"Britney Spears Ignores an Intersection"
and she was killed by a speeding Yugo.

I don't see how anyone can turn this into an Men vs Women issue we've torn Earl many an asshole.

just the same, BRING IT ON Sugartits !!

Obviously she needs to get away from Paris Hilton...and fast before something really terrible happens like raping her children since she's got no man to do her.

Obviously she needs to get away from Paris Hilton...and fast before something really terrible happens like raping her children since she's got no man to do her.

Brit's all happy and excited because that liquor store just agreed to exclusively sell her CD in its first week of release (you can see the demo in her hand).
It's actually going to be a "Buzzed and Blitzed With Brit" promotion where one store gets to exclusively carry the CD each week.
The other sponsors haven't been announced yet, but I heard that Gillette razors were definitely in the running...

she should have Madonna adopt the kids. It'd be a perfect match. Both "moms" are (fake) blonde popstars famous for failed marriages, having kids with deadbeat guys, Pepsi commercials, showing their cooches, and being in some of the worst films ever. Heck, we've seen them snog, and Guy Richie told me Madonna's got a cock these days, so maybe she's already a biological parent.

#28 Mrs. T first a TMBG reference and NOW an Oblongs Reference?! I'm in love LOL

#31, Unwashed masses.....I bow before your post.

I don't think DYFS can take the kids away unless they are in trouble. As long as they are being fed, clothed, and have a roof over their heads with an adult in charge (Britney's mom), they aren't going anywhere.

Britney, on the other hand, should be whisked away to rehab, stat... For "exhaustion" of course.

isnt' that Brandon davis behind her skulking out of the store. Perhaps that is why she wasn't carrying anything.

Leave the girl alone. She's 25 and had children too early. Let he sew a few wild oats and her kids will be better off for it if she gets it out of her system. She is human, even if of the lower caste as everyone seems to opine.

there certainly are a lot of first stone throwers who read this column

Wow, she's smiling like she's got a mouthful of cum... good for you Brit.

Wow #42 amazing how you can type while having your face all up Shitney's ass like that.

COOL! Lance Bass has started posting here guys! Come on, let's all throw some rocks at him!

She looks really fucking weird in the second picture where she's starring into the camera like a possessed bitch. I had respect for her back in the day, but now she is a dumb twat and her sons deserve to be in a better home...K-Fed seems more responsible.

Lance where the hell do u think ur posting... Britney's fan site?

I've got Lance in my Pants - teehee!

Ha ha. Famous people get in trouble easier than normal people.

They should give the kid to Paris,then her and K-fed get married.Lindsay Lohan is named godmother and Joe "creepy father of 2 talentless twits "Simpson is named Godfather.Britney is arrested if she gets within 25ft of the kids and turns to partying with Pete Doherty in preperation for total meltdown.10 shared needles and 5 crack hits later and she's sucking off bobby brown in a dingy recording studio.Cellphone in one hand,
lit cig in the other.K-fed is taping,a smug smile on his face.The end.

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Post a contrary thought and be called gay. The superficial is most fun for pointing out the hypocrisy of the celebs. Discrediting someone with a different opinion is just another form of hypocrisy.

Oh cry me a fucking river "Lance,"

Britney's fanboy site -------------->

don't let your monitor hit ya' on the way out.

Buh bye Lance... almost all of us here are hypocrites in one way or another. But we enjoy bashing celebs. So, if you don't want to hear all the shit we spew here, don't post and leave! Thanks!

Her nasty crotch is the one that needs an intervention

http://www.celebslam.com

britney spears is disgusting. she should do a greg louganis off a tall building. its over

carpemundus.com - up and running, bitch

Wow, I have definitely met my match in BarbadoSlim, never have I experienced a comeback that biting and full of substance. Truly vanquished.

What about a little bit of discourse about how Britney may be feeling after having a failed marriage with a guy who cheated on her and how a 25 year old can't handle such matters even if she didn't have a hillbilly background.

Here she shows off her twat and the whole bunch of loosers who usually post to this site unanimously agree that child services should take her kids away. What is wrong with you people? What a buch of moralistic juvenile hypocrites you all are.

..and the next time that she wears this outfit, she should remember to wear her "I got lei'd in Hawaii" tshirt...

See post #31. Nuff said.

#52 That was just beautiful... *Tear* lmao

you go topjimi. Their motto appears to be "extremism in the derogation of Britney is no vice", with aplogies to Goldwater.

Brit, are you using the screen name Lance614? Look everyone! Brit is here to defend herself.

do you really think that Brit would know about a quote from Goldwater anonymous? Are you stupid as well as a hypocrite?

Just an aside... her skin looks positively RADIANT of late, and her rather newly bobbed proboscis is quite becoming.

Yes. This talented young woman is cleaning up quite nicely, despite what all you naysayers proclaim.

I don't know... would she? You seem to be the one who knows her so well.

she needs to apply to be a calendar coed!
ww.calendarcoeds.com

Not to be hypocritical or anything but since you just managed to wake up shouldn't you go wash the Paris off your mouth and go check on your fucking kids Brit....err...Lance.

Ps: mouthwash doesn't cure herpes, go see a physician Brit..err..Lance

LMAO Slim!

Britney isn't the only person in the world who would find this site and the people who post here to be a bunch of loosers with no life. Most of the posts here seem to come from people that are about 13 years old and with a serious celebrity envy. You would all date Britney in a heartbeat, but you can't so you go post derogatory comments about her on the internet instead.

Amazingly, Slim and Anonymous are making Britney seem rather intelligent by comparison. I didn't think that was possible.

hahahaha see "#69", now you're just embarrassing yourself and wasting everyone's time.

delete one pair of panties

Embarrasing yourself is the main purpose of these commentaries.

Hey Slim! We are making Brit/Lance look intelligent...gold stars for us for helping out the mentally handicapped!

Careful Topjimi, slim and anon may be fat women who are jealous not jilted in their own minds. You never know these days.

Can honestly say I am not a fat jealous woman who is jilted in my own mind. But I am the girl your mother warned you about. ;-)

Egad, Anon is my ex wife.

In your wildest, sexiest dreams hun!

Yup #73 that's exactly what we are doing. And let's just see how unintelligent and jealous we are:

1. we are so jealous that we go around looking unkempt with a wigga losser who steals the money we earned.

2. we are so intelligent that we go around in piblic with known drug users while our recently born children are at home with "help" that has already put them in jeopardy by letting them come to physical harm.

3. we are so jealous that we can't go around flashing our nasty vaginas as a publicity stunt.

4.we are so intelligent that we let our newborns get roasted by sunlight Bobby Flay style in an open topped car.

5. we are so intelligent that we drive with our toddler in our laps so the airbag of our SUV deploys and turns him into a baby creampie

OMFG they are right

the liquor's being delivered.. why did she have kids?

YAY! Gold stars all the way around!

And one more thing...

6. We got it on with the greaser in the bathroom!

when i read the title i thought you meant intervention for her lack of style.. oopsy.

just because she's from the south doesn't mean that southerners don't have a healthy sense of fashion.

Let me rephrase that...

6. We are so intelligent that we got it on with the greaser in the bathroom - in front of everyone at da' club!

And in conclusion, it doesn't matter what you post, what you think, or what you would like to do. We are not going anywhere, anyone leaves five others take our place WE ARE GONNA BE ALL UP your favorite celeb's ass and there's not a fucking thing you can do about it.

i don't see what the problem is, my mom never wore underpants...in my family it's the man that wears the panties...errr...pants

http://www.popculturepundit.com/

Right on Slim, right on!

#57 and #69 - the terms is LOSERS, NOT LOOSERS! Here are example for you to remember the difference:
1. lance and topjimi are LOSERS.
2. Britney's snatch gets LOOSER every time Paris fists her.

The next time you want to toss around some inane and insipid references that you just learned in your meaningless college class today, make sure that you do it with correct English.

One more thing - why don't you two love birds head to the back of the coffee house near your dorm and return to fisting each other & get the fuck out off the site. Your remarks are neither funny nor entertaining, and that's why we're all here - to be entertained with good comedy.

BarbadoSlim is forgiven his typos in #78 since he posts regularly and was obviously typing very quickly in order to give you two a quick beat down.

How friggin embarassing ! If I were Britneys mom I'd have her Institutionalized ! and take her money, before Britney becomes a Meth Addict

#87 - "term is", not terms is, and "examples", not example.

How did that "s" get moved around like that?

Damn - don't tell me that they have me making typos now!! I'm just not worthy now.

8.^.( boohoo

All Britney needs is some good old Gulley, Tar Baby manaconda. Once she gets her Louisiana swamp pussy back, she'll be right as rain. I know I am.

It's ok 89, we all make mistakes. You definitely got your point across on post 87... I loved it!

And I believe the two love birds have exited the building and gone back to the coffee house to fist each other!

She woke up and realized she was married to K Fed. Wouldn't that make you drink? I figure: She's out partying, and the kids are left with the nanny. A nanny (or an ape/ stuffed animal/ frying pan) is more qualified to care for children than this douche. The more the kids AREN'T left in her care, the better.

thats what happens when you have kids too young before you have done your own thing. i feel bad for her, she had kids when she wasnt ready bc shes massively insecure and wanted unconditional love. she looked for it in all the wrong places. it doesnt help that shes a hick from the south and many of those people have kids young, and are taught it should be their ambition in life. that being said, if i had spawn in federline i would live the kids at home too...in a dumpster.

spindoc

a celebutante is a debutante who is a celebrity. britney spears is not a debutante. that particular blind item was probably about paris hilton, tinsley mortimer or lydia hearst. or some other useless piece of crap in nyc who is famous for having a dad/grandfather.great grandfather who was massively successful

87: How ironic that you screwed up your grammar while correcting mine. Now, that IS actually funny.

I've got somethin' for Britney below my belt that's 10 inches long, thick, and hard to wear out.

She can have my shoe.

..........AND she gets LEID at the liquor store! The horror!!!!

Oh shit! I spoke too soon! Looks like jimi is back... he's like Brit's herps... he just won't go away!

is it just me, or does she look exactly like dog the bounty hunter in these pictures? all she needs is some feathers in her hair and to start calling people 'brah.'

Britney, honey, you thread your *eyebrows*, not your hairline.

She looks very average-girl in these pictures. Is her stylist at home watching her kids, too?

Are girls in Hollywood really shaving and/or plucking their hairlines?

I can't stand Spears and think she's a pretty lousy person.

I do, however, think that it is quite possible that her children are being well cared for at home. I assume she has a staff of caregivers who are with the babies round the clock.

They probably provide much better care than Spears herself would.

Child and family protective services can't intervene because a mother is a panty-less whore.

Of course, if she is doing drugs, that is a different matter. Although even drug addicts usually get to keep their kids.

I bet her mom ends up raising the boys.

#102...in the jurisdiction in which I live if you are a drug user and you get thrown into the system you're put under supervision until such time as you can prove you are no longer a user. (takes a looooong time). Then of course all your other little indiscretions are put up for the court's perusal to safeguard the kids "moral" health.

LOL at Dog the Bounty Hunter reference.

how can ANYONE actually feel bad for her. she had kids too young?!! you say this like she didn't have a choice! And if she thought K-Fed wasn't going to cheat on her fat ass like he did Shar, then she is dumber than Jessica Simpson.

is it just me or does she look like the Cowardly Lion from the Wizard of Oz in theses pics? Put 'em up Brit, put 'em up

Straightup--so she had kids too young. Wah.

She DECIDED to have kids. There's a bajillion ways to prevent pregnancy, and she chose not to use ANY of them--TWICE. That's stupidity, especially when you consider the last thing the world needs is more KFed spawn. While we're sterilizing Paris, add him to the roster.

She wanted unconditional love? Then get a goddamned puppy.

You have kids, you're responsible for them. Deal, and quit acting like a coke whore.

Though she'll probably just clean up for court and get to keep them.

To #42...
I had my first child when I was eighteen. Some call that too young and maybe it was, but that's no excuse for behavior like Britney's. We all go through hard times... its how you handle those hard times that counts... and she's not handling them well. At all.

Oh yeah and nice 10 head on ya skank

K-Fed and his lawyers are sittin back just waiting to win custody cause of this dumb ass bitch runnin' around cokin' it up with Hollywood's most elite whores.

He may just have a chance if she doesn't stop this crap.

Shiiiit...when I had a two month old, the little bastard was eating every two hours around the clock. Nice mothering, Brit, niiiiiiice.

#56-hey lance 614, I have been a single dad since I was 24, at what point is it ok for me to walk around flashing my cock and staying out all night partying while my mom takes care of my daughter?

If I walked around with my junk hanging out 4 times in the last week on the local news, do you think I would have custody, let alone visitation with my child?

I think you misinterpreted the point of this site, it is here to make fun of famous douchebags, not to make excuses for classless people who worked hard, got famous, and then became social retards.

#106 I agree with the first part of your comment BUT please don't suggest morons like this get a puppy. Remember, Brit did this before.......when is the last time anyone saw BitBit?

Call me old-fashioned, but when you're 25, contemplating divorce (after a previous failed quickie marriage) and you already have two kids, I think your oat-sowing days should be over. I'm not saying you have to stop socializing entirely, but seems to me if you're trying to convince the public that you're mature and grown-up, you don't do that by hanging out with irresponsible skanks like Paris and showing yer cooter to the entire world in multiple locations. I feel that she at least owes us all a "I saw Britney Spears' vagina and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt. Or "Britney Spears' Vagina Tour 2006" t-shirt.

Having said that, the observation that K-Fed isn't getting as much shit as her for being just as much of a douchebag is well taken. It would be nice if women would stop helping him reproduce.

And the last effin thing those kids need is to go to DCF. Whether Britney's taking care of the kids herself or not, they're probably not sitting alone in an unheated apartment with no food. They're probably well taken care of, thanks to her money. So I would think the state of CA has better things to do than investigate Britney for hanging out in clubs at night. Help the kids of real crackheads, don't go rooting around Britney's business just because she acts like an idiot in public. Save that for her kids' psychiatrists in about 5-10 years.

Glad to hear that her family is mortified, I guess her mom wanted to make it clear that she at least wants Britney to wear underwear.

Who gives a fuck? There are tens of thousands of kids who have to stay home and fend for themselves while their single mothers are out working. Britney has loads of dough and nannys to take care of her brats so who cares if she wants to party a bit. Meh.

WTF is up with that shirt emblem? Someone should yell MORTAL KOMBAT... She can be that lizard thing....

#113 - Who gives a fuck? Obviously a lot of people you moron! Why have children if you don't have the time to look after them and just pass them on to somebody else to look after? Why - isn't that the point of being a mother??? I don't have children because i'm not ready yet. When i do decide to have them it will be because i am settled down and will be there 24/7 for my baby instead of being a selfish skank like Britany. I couldn't stand someone else looking after my kids all the time.
Some people are so fucking useless in this world no wonder it's all becoming so fucked up!

@114: FATALITY

@113: I'm one of those kids you're talking about. I had to stay home and take care of myself sometimes because my mother was working hard. So, she has money and nannies for her children, and so that gives her an excuse to party? Excuse me, but where the fuck did your logic go?

Britney is starting to remind me of this bitch...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=397672&in_page_id=1879

If you're not going to take care of your kids and enjoy them... then don't have them plain and simple!

Five words:

I fucking hate Britney Spears.

I just can't handle her level of extreme mental retardation.

Hmmm how many really rich kids out there tell you about their childhood were they parents stayed at home to take care of them???? It’s not like she is puts them to bed and heads out parting while they are home alone... They have nannies, maids etc that at the end of the day will spend more time with the children then she would even if she was home every day. Yes yes yes she is silly and the Paris hook up bad idea but if you want a “best friend” to hang with and let your hair down while you divorce your looser husband why the hell not. We all do things like tis at some point only difference is it’s not news worthy, well most of the times anyway….

In an ironic little contrast that shows just how unfair life is, they just found the frozen corpse of that TechTv guy that had a car crash up in the Pacific Northwest. The dude went out in the snow to find help for his wife and two children and froze the fuck to death.

Yet Britney and Earl still walk the earth.

#116 - Can we move up to the MK3 video game & call this a "BABALITY"? What a flashback!

And to bottomjimi (#95), the differences between a grammar mistake and a typo are:
1. A grammar mistake gets repeated in separate writings - like your LOOSER did. A typo occurs individually.
2. Typos on this site are followed by posts correcting them - like I did in post #89. Since you failed to correct your post, we can only assume that you are 11 and without mastery of the English that is taught in every high school in the USA.

Go back to fisting lance, ya' wigtard! (thx to OSH 4 that one - I hope that I used it appropriately).

Bim? I only know of one person named Bim - last I heard you were in Columbus, OH.
Is that you?

Shouldn't she be riding a giraffe and playing a trumpet that shoots out rainbows?

Why, yes!
http://tinyurl.com/y4gsbs

Goddammit, look. She just broke up with their father. She is going to be raising them for the rest of her life....the girl can have a couple of weeks to herself to grieve the relationship.

In another "ironic little constrast" that shows that life CAN be fair (sorry Barbado), E! is broadcasting an interview with K-Earl tonight.
The quote from the news article I read says
"His debut album, "Playing With Fire," sold a dismal 6,500 copies in its first week of release. The CD was released Oct. 31."

Now THAT IS JUSTICE!!! DISMAL!! How K-Earl's ego must have deflated over that one!

I am sorry to hear that the TechTV guy died that way - tragic.

Heheheh life CAN be fair indeed, and are those copies sold or copies moved? Sounds like those are units that were given away for promotional and payola services (thus moved not sold). As we ALL know, most are being used as coasters in southern Honky Tonk bars and strip clubs.

Isn't there any other celebrity news besides this waste of toxic twat.

Why are so many of you choosing sides? Brit, K-Douche AND Paris are ALL deplorable human beings, and talentless pieces of shit! Brit & K-Fed CHOSE to have kids...they are BAD parents! I feel sorry for none of them, EVER! If their kids are taken away, it is what they deserved. And California's Child Protective Services should step in and give Paris a government-mandated tubal-ligation to prevent her from procreating.

#115/116 - You nitwits should be putting your energy into advocating for the hundreds of thousands of latch key kids and working moms instead of whining about britney fucking Spears going out for a few nights. Having a kid doesn't mean you forfeit your right to living a fun life and spears has spent plenty of time with her kid(s) over the past couple of years. I don't recall hearing many stories of drugs and debauchery during that period.

Pardon me for stating the obvious but you sound like a bunch of whiny jealous cunts.(and spare me the ol' "But this is the superficial... we just like to bash celebrities for fun... etc ".)

The guys on this site are right: had they been dads getting divorced, hanging around celebutantes that act like whores, showing their goodies to waiting cameras, generally acting like drunken fucktards in public, there would be DCFS hullaballoo aplenty, but it wouldn't be front-page celebrity news. Everyone expects Earl to do things like that. Because Shitney is a FEMALE, society expects more of her as a mother; to be, perhaps, oh, I don't know, MATERNAL, when you have a two-month-old at home. Which doesn't include opening your legs for the paparazzi and acting generally like a singleton out on the town every night of the week.

@ Grope for Luna - I thought that I was on a website devoted to jokes and humor. But when I read your comment, I realized that I had actually stumbled upon a Child Advocacy website. Thanks for the heads up!

No, we will not spare you the "this the Superfish speech," 'cause (and I hate to state the obvious)this IS THE SUPERFISH. If you're looking for a celebrity PR site you made a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque.

Grope For Luna - your a fucking idiot! You think your rant and rave will change my opinion! I don't think so!
We've all heard your bullshit so time to go now k - buh bye!
Get a brain dumbass - fuck i feel very sorry for your children or children to be.

What a shit mother.

Britney Spears would need to lip sync a queebe.

I really like saying that line.

Bitch is having trouble dealing with her divorce. Needs discipline from me.

Cheers to "Grope for Luna" - finally a sensible comment. I just find it ironic to see all the idiots on this site casting themselves as morally superior to someone who did nothing more than flash her pussy, while in the next sentence they throw around profanities spiced with sexual references and stupid insults.

intervention is the new code-word for panties.

i dont know which sidekick is worse... k-fed or paris?

Dear Britney,

In the future, please be advised that there are several forms of birth control currently available. Please consider using one in the future.

Thanks,
Humanity

P.S. Topjimi's parents didn't use one and see what happened.

#131 The jokes gotta be funny or at least have a valid point. It's just petty bitching from a bunch of bitter old grundys. This is a non-story.

I visit a lot of celebrity blogs, and one of the biggest laughs I get is when the purehearted visitors try to guilt trip others for judging a celebrity's values (i.e. "Shaaaaame on you all! You're so meeeeean!! Think about how she feeeeeels!")

I find these people are usually just wanting to make themselves feel better by going to a celebrity blog and being all morally superior to the meanies who post there...congratulations, you're probably feeling as proud as a janitor who just cleaned graffiti off a bathroom wall.

Never-ending battle for truth and justice, innit?

Why is Britney so sad??

How many of you fat pigs are glued to your monitors, hammering out vitriolic missives to Titney while your kids are crawling around in their gravy filled diapers playing with the Roach Motel?

http://chnm.gmu.edu/ematters/issue6/reed/reed-body.htm

#142- textbook definition of irony. Hilarious.

I'd guess we are about as fat as you are sugartits.

Is that funny and/or ironic enough for ya?

WOOT! More proof she is a bad mother. And not only that, it's about time someone stood up!

#145-146
Christ, it never fails. When one of you whiny little fuckers gets bitchslapped and deservedly kicked to the curb your next round of retort is to get all indignant about the time the rest of us spend on the site to the detriment of our families, the country, and humanity at large. We spend roughly the same amount of time here as you do, you lame asswipe, and whaddaya wanna bet the kids are taken care of, too - why do you think people here get so annoyed when Spears fucks up? The only difference is that we don't end up talking to ourselves and referring to our own posts in a vain attempt to amuse ourselves. Glad to see you've got that one covered, so now I can go scatter razors on the carpet. The kids love something shiny to play with.

Sounds like a job for "Dame Madge" and "Brangelina" collecting babies world-wide.

Ha. I love the post that says that Britney deserves a "break" since she hasn't been on drugs for the last couple of years or so. I totally agree. In fact, I go on a major heroin and crystal meth bender every few months from the sheer stress of having children and a live-in nanny to raise them. Children's Services says that makes me a bad parent, but what the fuck do they know?

The sad part is, that I actually think their post was serious.

Oh, and Luna, I don't HAVE family. That's why I have so much time to spend here slagging Brit for forcing her pussy on me via the Internet. I used to have family, but I murdered them all. I'm thinking about approaching Murdoch with the book rights: "If I Hacked Them to Bits"

#151
Oh, EJ, what a waste! I sold mine on eBay 15 minutes ago. Charged a shitload for shipping, too - now I have funds to finance my meth lab which will support me while I spend all my time on the 'Fish. Fuck, I love America.

How long will it take you pathetic douchebags to realize there are many celebrity parents who have kids then leave them with nannies when the brats become too time consuming? Brit certainly isn't going to win mom-of-the-year award, but if Children Services were going to investigate every celeb mom not at home and acting like complete assholes, none of them would have their kids. Joe Simpson would have been stoned to death by now.

Fuck, my Whiny Jealous Cunt meeting just got out and I've missed the arrival of the trolls. It was great tonight, we got T-shirts that proclaimed us "Loosers" and everyone bitched nad moaned about what shit parenting topjimi and Grope for Luna had. Oh, irony, your name is The Superficial!

She's smiling like that because she's about to go make sweet love with Skank Hilton. Lindsay Lohan can videotape it.

What is that seal on the middle of her chest? Skank Seal of Approval, 100% Genuine Real Hoochie?

she wont get her children taken off of her.. just like all these other coke snortin whoares manage to avoid getting charged with anything (crashing cars, illegal substances, underage drinking)... or has everyone already forgotten? the law doesnt apply to these sons O' bitches a.k.a 'cellebrities'

Attention all vagina-belches who complain that the members here are too hard on celebrities or "loosers" as frenchtoaststix painfully reminded us: I have a quote from the original Superfish blogger....

The Superficial is a brutally honest look at society and its obsession with the superficial. It is not satire. It is not social commentary. It is the voice of our society at its worst. It is first impressions without sense of social obligation. It is the truth of our generation. It is ugly racism. It is jealousy. It is honest.

He then went on to say that he was just kidding, the point was to make fun of as many celebrities as possible.

Stop trolling and join a fan club. This is NOT where you want to be. If you want to argue, that's cool. There are plenty of people here willing to hand you your ass, but for the love of God will you PLEASE at least say something interesting.

While I am ranting I would like to add that there is only ONE O IN "LOSER". I would also like to point out the proper way to use their, they're, and there.

"THEY'RE pissing me off with THEIR bad spelling. It makes me want to kick them right THERE in THEIR genitalia." I can handle misspelling in small doses, but can't you make an effort to at least spell your insults properly?

I've always hated her eyebrows with a passion. And tonight is no exception, my friends.

ffs, she should have had her kid taken away when she was driving around with him in her lap, and dropping him on his head. Not because she got caught not wearing underwear. Then they should have tied her tubes, so she couldn't bring another demon-spawn into this world.

As for the other half of the Dynamic Trailer Trash Duo, he doesn't deserve the kids either. I wouldn't trust him with a ball of yarn.

#159, I totally hate her eyebrows too.

Intervention, kick to the vulva, either or.

But really, Britney Spears must be an absolute retard. While any press is 'good press', showing the public that parenting is second to partying is simply stupid.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Think about it for a second.

That report of child services checking up on her has to be bullshit. Child services doesn't care if you go in public with no underwear. They don't care if you go out and party. They don't care if you leave your kids for long periods (as long as there is someone there to watch them obviously).

So ridiculous. Lots of rich people (and most celebrities) have nannies who spend a ton of time with their kids. No reason to single out Brit.

Anyone who thinks her kids should be taken from her is a moron.

Oh and another thing to remember is that Brit doesn't have a 9 to 5 like most people. She may leave the kids at night, but she is with them all damn day while YOUR kids are at daycare while you work. What's the difference?

I can understand dogging out Brit because she's trashy, looks like hell a lot of the time, and is a huge idiot. But this "she's a terrible mother" stuff is just so petty, hypocritical and lame.

I could understand the fuss if Britney was at home looking after the brats 24/7: she'd probably deep fry them or let the drown in the pool. Thankfully her staff make her dubious mothering skills redundant. Social Services should be glad that she's rarely anywhere near them.

That top: is it from The Power Rangers' new "Revenge of The Mutant Dallis Housewives" range? If so, where is her matching helmet?

I agree, children are meant to be a blessing. If it is the case that there are signs or abuse/neglect she doesn't deserve them.
I can't stand it when parents do this. There are so many good people out there wishing they could have a child, and she can't see just how lucky she really is.

lance and lance lover's alike- GO AWAY, I usually don't agree with the majority because I'm an argumentative little bitch, but you guys are much more fun to laugh at. I agree with the whole dad thing but K-fed's just as shit.
When I was 9 and my dad died my mother went through a similar phase. Now I know it's differant, because I wasn't a baby and I'm British, but when my mother made a wierd friend and decided she wanted to have fun, she decided me and my brother should too so she invited us!! There are such things as child-friendly pubs, and being responsible enough to know to go home before it got late, and supervising your children playing in the playground. She's a widow and even then got it right. She didn't do drugs though, and also took it in turns with her friends (who's kids were also there) to be the driver and stay sober.
Britney sucks. I used to respect her but she's turned herself into a laughing stock and you can't come back with all your nanny crap. She's a grown woman and can make her own decisions, she's decided not to give a fuck. And the whole famous thing? You do realise that both her kids will one day (hopefully) learn how to read and they will SEE these pictures and read this news and know she didn't give a shit.

Her kids won't get taken away. I wouldn't trust Britney Spears with a loaf of bread, but having nannies 24-7 is probably going to be those kids' saving grace. And it's not like they won't have access to all of the news of these shenanigans when they're older.

159 and 160: She really always has had terrible eyebrows. I'm glad other people notice.

Children don't have rights. I guarrantee on the exact same day Brit's kids are interviewed, a real victim of abuse will die in an ambulance on the way to a hospital.

Children Servicies doesn't do anything except accuse good parents of abusing children when they don't abuse the kids. Unless a kid ends up in a hospital, Britney's kids will not be taken away. If her kids do get taken away, Britney will get them back in less than a year.

Children Services is an organization that is too chickenshit to protect the children who need the protection. I'm not talking about Britney's kids, I'm talking about black-eyed pre-teens starving and locked up in closets or chained to toilets.

There are worse parents to prosecute, but those kids are out of luck.

At the risk of being troll bait...

149. - "your next round of retort is to get all indignant about the time the rest of us spend on the site to the detriment of our families,"

Yes, only a "whiny little fucker" would bitch about the time people spend on a website or, let's say, going out to a club for a few days, "to the detriment of their families". Indeed. That was my initial thought until our resident social (retard) worker lilrach decided I was a "moron" because I wasn't appalled at Mother Titney's little vacation. So I pointed out that the time spent here and at other gossip sites by mothers "at the detriment of their families" is probably more significant than the Titmeister's barhopping episode. IOW, only a "whiny little fucker" would consider it worth complaining about. Now, learn to read the posts in question before you open your fucking maw.

Frankly, I don't give a shit if you keep your kids in a cage and feed them tictacs with a pellet gun. Just be sure to use food grade CO2 cartridges.

151. - "I love the post that says that Britney deserves a "break" since she hasn't been on drugs for the last couple of years or so."

Oi... I didn't say the TitTat deserves a "break". I was pointing out that she hasn't been out partying excessively at the expense of her kids for the past couple years - seemingly the essence of everyone's complaint. Sheesh.

HELLpenis I swear to God you are a complete fucktard. First off, don't you ever compare hardworking parents who have their children in daycare to this worthless piece of shit ever again. Second, you are all kinds of stupid if you think that after partying all night and checking in to hotels so she doesn't have to go home she is up first thing in the morning and takes care of her kids all day. Go post your fucking idiot comments somewhere else.

Spears is going to need more than just an intervention. She needs a new brain. She was doing so well on the Letterman show, what happened?

Looks like TROLLS are in the hizouse today! GO AWAY TROLLS... you scare me with your questionable morals and comments! Anyone who thinks Brit Brit is a good mom should be tied up, and hung on a clothes line by their toe nails.

#169 keep those pathetically earnest and socially conscious posts coming. They are comic gold baby. You do realize your on the internet right?

171- I think Paris happened. Am I alone in seeing her as some kind of relapse vulture?
170- Couldn't of put it better myself

Lawlz. I'm going to take this magical moment, my first post ever on any site of this kind, and just say lawlz. It's not really the place for moralizing or protecting innocent vagina-baring whores. If ms spears wants to inflict her greasy weave and hideous crotch on the world, the least she should get in return is a few snarky comments.

She looks like the kinda skag you are happy with at 3am, but don't want to share a morning coffee with ...

Random - congrats on your first post! Very nicely done. I totally agree with you.

#158

Libtard, thank you for the spelling as well as the there, their and they're tutorials.

Will you please consider doing the same for the teeming millions here who simply cannot get a handle on the difference between the plural and the possesive? JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST! I do love the poster's (sic) who scream about idiot's (sic) and moron's (sic) all the leaping live long day on this site.

Thank you.

So she's been out partying and her mother might be the one watching her children. For the past two years, Britney was pretty much non-existent in the social scene. It was rare to see a photo of Brit-Brit not carrying around Sean P. It was even more rare to see them in a picture with K-I'm Fed Up with this Guy.

And the story isn't true. TMZ had the exclusive. If family services came knocking on every door of a socialite leaving their children at home with a mom (or a NANNY), they were be a lot more rich kids in foster homes - and how does that make any sense?

Family services doesn't pull kids from the wealthy. They only take them from the poor because the children are not being fed, clothed, sheltered, or are suffering from abuse or neglect. Britney is being 25, so why is that so bad - even if the crotch shots aren't exactly primping her image. Gramma's at home taking care of Sean P and Jayden J., so what?

I think this link sums up our point quite nicely enjoy the .....err....wisdom?...rationale?

http://thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=47957

Perez Hilton was on Adam Carolla Monday or Tuesday talking about the family staging an intervention. Old news, Fish.

The less time Britney spends with those kids, the better off they'll be. That said, choosing to flash your vajayjay is no one's business but yours and whoever happens to sees it - if Child Services took away every kid who's mother's naughty bits got photographed there'd be a lot of motherless young'uns out there.

The government needs to keep its nose out of our personal lives and out of Her Vajesty's coochie. Take away her kids because she's endangering them, not because she's a fucktard who demonstates less sense of self-awareness than my cat when he's licking his ass.

Very well put, Lone Wolf. Very well put indeed.

However, as a point of contention, my cat looks around in a deeply paranoid manner when licking his ass. Oh wait, that's when he's licking my ass.

Ok everyone the whole report of child services trying to get a hold of Britney is false!!!! I repeat it's false. I think superficial is falling behind. The report broke last night that the story was false. I don't agree with what Britney is doing either. I do have to say that telling people to go away if they have a nice thing to say about her is just stupid. If thats what you want than none of you can go to the other sites that talk good about her and you can't post anything negitive there!!! Get Over It!!!! People have the right to say anythnig they want thats why we have FREEDOM OF SPEECH

#183

If you are more than thirteen years old you are an idiot.

WOW good come back there #184. The only thing you could do is call me a name WOW your so cool!!!!!

168, it's not an either-or thing. Are there worse parents out there than Brit? Fuckety shit, of course there are! But when a CELEB (i.e. someone watched, admired, and emoulated by millions of people worldwide) starts acting like they're above the law by drunk driving or neglecting their children, and actually flaunting their behavior like it's their god-given right then it's important for the authorities to step in.

You might as well have argued that Mel Gibson not be pull over for doing 85 in a 45 because, by god!, there are people out there driving 115 in an 45! Why aren't the police stopping THEM!? Answer: They're trying to stop BOTH, and letting one person slide simply because they're a celeb is no excuse.

Britney may have a whole horde of nannies - probably does. But any parent who doesn't see her kids all day and all night because she's out drinking, drugging, and sexing is being neglectful. Kids need more than just supervision - they need their PARENTS. Else, they develop all sorts of emotional attachment disorders. And that is abuse.

It's not as bad as dousing a kid in battery acid, true. And no one's claiming that it is. What we're saying is that you should be allowed to flaunt your neglectful parenting to the world and get a free slide because you have millions.

Oh, and Lone Wolf, I think they care less about the vagina and more about the fact that she hasn't been coming home at nights because she's been in hotels with Paris.

No one ever seriously claimed that vagina-showing was worthy of Children's Services' attention, so quit strawmanning. Geez.

God DAMN, I'm SOO SICK of the sub-par trolls we get on this site. I thought the whole POINT of trolling was to seem believeable and thereby bait other, non-asshole people into fighting with you....but I cannot imagine that ANYONE could possibly EVER think that Shitney is in ANY WAY a competent, responsible, hands-on parent. If you're gonna troll, you really should pick something believeable, because defending Shitstain just reeks of trolling. I will say that I do not think the kids are in any physical danger (at least not with all the nannies and hired help around...if they were left with just Shitney or K-Tard, I would be highly fearful for them) but they will almost definitely grow up to be worthless, classless, spoiled deadbeats like Momma and Poppa, and that IS abuse, not just to them, but to the whole world, who will have to put up with these deadbeats and spend our tax dollars on housing them in the penal system, and/or constant rehab. This bitch shoulda been sterilized before she brought two more unnecessary kids into the world, but now that they're here, we are going to constantly tear her apart in the hopes of shaming her into acting with some class....and acting like a MOTHER to those kids she just HAD TO HAVE, since they were the "Hottest Hollywood Trend" of the minute. And I know it's been said before, but if you truly ARE a fan of Shitstain, PLEASE GO TO A FAN SITE!! The VAST MAJORITY of us here HATE HER GUTS and basically want her, her wigger ex, and her inbred children to DIAF, and no matter WHAT you say or do, we WILL NOT change our opinions, and we WILL continue to post them. Oh, please get a new phrase to post when you disagree with someone...just because someone hates a useless celeb does NOT make them:
A- A bad parent (I'm not a parent at ALL, nor will I ever be one)
B- Fat
C- A deadbeat living in a trailer park
D- Whatever other trite, overused comments you people repeat ad nauseum

So, if you are going to come here and troll, please put some more effort and thought into it, and get some new phrases because it's been done to DEATH. Thank you...and go fuck yourself (you know who you are...Grope for Luna, Lance, Lance's boyfriend, etc.)

@173-
Yeah, i think she thinks we give a fuck...but we don't because she's just another in a never ending line of sub-par trolls. Your comment was absolutely spot-on!

@170-
I HATE people who think that Shitstain is a "hard-working" person who "deserves a break" too. She CHOSE to pop out those kids, if she cannot handle them, then she needs to give them to someone who CAN. Just because she is rich does NOT mean that she will be a good parent because she can hire the help to dump her spawn off on when she wants to run around town flashing her vag to the world....your post was ALSO spot-on, there's a LOT of awesome posts on this thread today...good job guys (non-trolls, of course)!

#183, Is the story false?

OK, #185, you get a pass. You're still a kid.

FYI-- "cool" is properly spelled "kewl"

Jesus CHRIST that post was LONG! Sorry, I just got off work and I'm WAAAY hyped up on caffeine :)

I just have one thing to say to all the Britney loving, Al Quaeda sympathizing Osamas out there, thank your lucky stars we live in America, if it were up to me, you would all be put up against a wall for trying to curtail our right to slam this Ho. The Superfish is one of the last beacons of freedom left to us.

NEVER AGAIN!!!

Man all I was saying is that everyone has a right to thier own oppinion!!!! I don't like Britney either but do you have to be so damn mean to those who do!!!! And no I'm not a kid. So what if people like her that their deal.

#189 Blar yes the story is false. They don't want to talk to her because of her recent public behavior. They want to talk to her for a follow up from April

Short-y... if they like Brit, they should not be here. As discussed many times before, there are FAN SITES for these folks to visit. THE SUPERFISH is not the place for them. WE TALK SHIT AND BASH CELEBS. That's what we do here. That is the whole point of THE SUPERFISH.

@182 - LOL

@187 - in acknowledgement of your comment I shall amend mine to read, "if Child Services took away every kid who was not spending quality time with his attention whore of a mother whose career is as dead as Terry Schiavo, there'd be a lot of motherless young'uns out there. And two with the boy-are-they-going-to-learn-unfortunate last name of Federline who'd be a hell of a lot better off." What is strawmanning?

Is shortjenny deaf? The absence of the 's' in "that their deal" sounds as though she is.

I wish Britney was my mom. Then again, I wish I was one of the Menendez brother sometimes...

Actually I am deaf. Thanks for noticing that.

And btw you spelled my name wrong. It's shortyjenny. You forgot the y. So are you deaf as well? If you are it's nice to meet you!!!!

shortyjenny--

It is not your opinion that bothers me, rather it is your inability to express yourself in a coherent and grammatically correct manner. Your posts are so poorly written that they make Lindsay Lohan's letter to the Altman family look like the work of Henry James.

Your shit hurts my brain.

If my posts make your brain hurt don't read them. What is now bash on me for no reason time. Grow up!!!!

shortYjenny- cut it out with the fucking !!!!
that's annoying.

and as for a post waaaaay back that pissed me the fuck off-
#93. Posted by katie on December 6, 2006 1:10 PM
thats what happens when you have kids too young before you have done your own thing. i feel bad for her, she had kids when she wasnt ready bc shes massively insecure and wanted unconditional love. she looked for it in all the wrong places. it doesnt help that shes a hick from the south and many of those people have kids young, and are taught it should be their ambition in life. that being said, if i had spawn in federline i would live the kids at home too...in a dumpster.
You are retarded, right? Please tell me you are retarded. And you have never been allowed out of one of the Square States, right? Please tell me you have never left your hometown of 150 people and they don't have cable there yet either.
You think those of us in the south live on Tara and beat our niggers with sticks and say things like "Whoa is me! Ah's sooo lonely Ah thanks Ah needs to have me sum puppies and then Aunt Jemima can help me births it!"
You fucking idiot. "Those people"? Just who are "those people?" Do you think the South is like a 3rd-world country where we are all barefoot and pregnant by 12 by our drunken uncle? My cousin was, but I digress...
You need to read a newspaper, travel, watch some national news, OR! shut the fuck up.

Sorry I won't do these anymore!!!! I had no idea that annoyed people. Sorry once again.

Hey if you want a good laugh go to this website

http://home.att.net/~hideaway_today/t041/xmas_santa.swf

I bees from da South and down around these parts wes like to get beat on the court house steps by ours wife beater wearin', tobacco spitin', no tooth havin', skinny as an ole toothpick husbans. Which usually bees our cusin named Bubba or our uncle named Bo. Sometimes if wees real special, our daddies or brothers will plant a special seed in our bellies and we be havin' us some of them there chilren' everybody bees talkin bout.

#141 - coffee is all over my monitor now. Thx. >^D
#165 - good insights
#174 - refer to post #7.
E.J is on FIRE this AM - you go!

Shorty,
So Brit's recent behavior did not trigger Children's Services to follow up on something from April? You're saying that one set of events is completely independent from the other?

How naive are you? That's like saying that the WTC disaster was an event independent from the USA declaring war in Afghanistan on Al-Qaida(sp?) and Osama!

Go back to the Britney fan club site from whence you came. Or back to junior high school - whichever is more appropriate. You brought the bashing upon yourself, so you have no one else to blame.

Like I said before, I am not a Britney fan. All I was saying is that the social services were doing a follow up on Britney from the april event. In April Sean Preston got the skull fracture. I'm sorry if I have made anyone mad. That's not what I was trying to do. I was just telling people my oppinion.

Whoreyjenny, I would like you to meet Mr. Comma. Mr. Comma, I would like you to meet Whoreyjenny. Perhaps, Mr. Comma, you can introduce Whoreyjenny to Mr. Apostrophe (go ahead and look up what the word means, I'll wait). It has become apparent that you have never met with either of these guys in the past.

Seriously, I have students in the 8th grade with better grasps on the English language.

Here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe_(mark)

And here: owl.english.purdue.edu/handouts/grammar/g_comma.html

Come back when you can write like a big girl. Maybe someone will reward you with a lolly.

Having now seen all the crotch shots I will ever need or want to view, of Britney or any other celebrity, I can't help by think this girl has planned this whole debacle with some skeevy middle aged leeching manager and or lawyer. As a sort of "sexy comeback" campaign gone terribly wrong.

As for any alleged action by Child Welfare Services against this poor retarded girl, that's not going to happen in a million years. Look no further than Courtney Love & her kid, Frances Bean [who no doubt will need therapy the rest of her god-forsaken life]. Love had to have a complete & utter break with reality and descent into drug addiction god knows how long before anyone did a damn thing to help the poor kid.

As for this comment at #206, "You think those of us in the south live on Tara and beat our niggers with sticks and say things like "Whoa is me! Ah's sooo lonely Ah thanks Ah needs to have me sum puppies and then Aunt Jemima can help me births it!"
You fucking idiot. "Those people"? Just who are "those people?" Do you think the South is like a 3rd-world country where we are all barefoot and pregnant by 12 by our drunken uncle? My cousin was, but I digress...
You need to read a newspaper, travel, watch some national news, "

Actually, I've been down South to several states, and while many Southerners are decent if a bit socially irrelevant & prone to using way too much hairspray, they're not ALL retarded. Just the majority and all those who voted for guys like Jesse Helms, Trent Lott & their ilk - ooh, wait, that may just indicate a majority. So maybe ya'll are all retarded down there; there must be a reason that films keep depicting the South as scary, inbred and full of gun-toting lunatics without teeth or with rotting stumps inside their mouths....ala "Wrong Turn" and going all the way back to "Deliverance" [watching that is the camping equivalent to watching "Psycho" then heading for the shower].

:-P

The vitriol in response to a couple of comments mildly defending Britney Spears is unbelievable. Considering the way the regulars joined in an Amen chorus suggesting that any of us "trolls" leave the web site, to refer to us as Al Queda sympathizers who should be shot in the name of freedom is laughable.

As a single dad with full custody of three boys I am fully aware of the need to let off steam now and then in order to stay mentally healthy. While flashing the family jewels and taking drugs is not necessarily the correct way to do it, it doesn't logically follow that Britney Spears is the incarnate of corruption and evil as she is portrayed here.

Ultimately, what I have been trying to say is that a more open minded and critical analysis would be far more appropriate than merely mud slinging.

It's ironic that Pink wrote that song about herself being "my own worst enemy" and being told to be like "damn Britney Spears" by her record label and handlers - I have a feeling we'd never see Pink's bits & pieces hanging out for the paparazzi to photograph 4 times. I hope poor little Pink is laughing her ass off about this whole mess.

Lance614 - keep in mind the average age of the participants on this board is probably 23 or close to it. There are a lot of little punks on this board, with big fat attitudes who'd piss themselves if they had to open their pieholes in a F2F meeting with the objects of their attacks, including other board members. I know I'd personally be able to slap the living shit out of a few here - and trust me, that's not bragging, that's angry menopausal bitch over 40 talking. Anyone who thinks they can take on a chick over 40 who's having hot flashes is clearly and pointedly completely clueless and retarded. OT: [If the Bush Admin wanted to win the war in Iraq & Afghanistan, they'd send in a bunch of over 40 yr old white women with hot flashes & massive weapons. We'd wipe those two sand heaps clean of any human rag wearing assholes very quickly.]

@211, If anything I'm being TOO merciful, you pinko.

:)

"I know I'd personally be able to slap the living shit out of a few here"

hahahahahahaha, well, go right ahead bubba, tell Data to energize and bring you right over douchebag.

Barbado. I am a former chairman of Young Americans for Freedom, worked on the Reagan campaign and am so libertarian/conservative that I would make you look like an FDR New Dealer. There is definitely a first time for everything, and this is the first time anyone ever referred to me as a pinko.

Seriously stop, you're killing me.

and all of this started because I still believe that was Brandon Davis coming out of the liquor store behind Britney and no one ever said yes or no.

Yes, yes it was.

"hahahahahahaha, well, go right ahead bubba, tell Data to energize and bring you right over douchebag."

Some men like to be slapped around a bit and you know what, bitch, you're salivating right now hoping that the Enterprise really isn't just a tiny little prop sitting inside some geek's hermetically sealed cabinet after he won it on eBay.

Just step a little closer to the monitor and let AP give you a few smacks, you tiny little pissant.

:-D

CNN reported yesterday that "Britney Spears" was the most searched phrase on Yahoo last year. World Wide Wrestling was the 2nd most searched phrase.....and hey, we Yankees up here in the Nawth know that all that Web searching is performed by supremely intelligent Southerners with PhDs in physics, astronomy and math, not inbred pud-pullers and wife beaters, slurping on Bud, sitting in a beat up Barcolounger covered in filth, revelling in their nightly dose of "real wrestling" & siliconed babes on steroids. Of course not!

"I am a former chairman of Young Americans for Freedom, worked on the Reagan campaign and am so libertarian/conservative that I would make you look like an FDR New Dealer."

We New Dealers resemble those remarks, you fascist pig.

PS: gauche though it may be, I'm going to confess upfront that Reagan being dead is not a bad thing and it couldn't have happened to a more worthless former President, and it should've happened sooner but that Nancy made a pact with Satan to keep him around for as long as he was, poor demented bastard.

@220....hehehehe I'll put on my leather Dolce & Gabbana mankini.

Hey Annoying... for your comment @ 210 commenting back to 206... please see that I am not the one who wrote what you are referring to. In the future, please make sure you address the correct person. My comment @ 206 (making fun of the way southerns speak) was a JOKE. I am from the south and I am fortunate enough to have ALL my teeth (perfectly white and perfectly straight if truth be told), I don't use ANY hairspray, I have my masters degree, I have traveled and I work for a living. I am 28 and I have no babies but I am married. And although I may have a gun, I certainly don't "tote" it around.

Guys, guys...let's not fight. This is what she wants - to flash her baby machine our way and confuse us. It's like her only super-power. Then we start fighting amongst ourselves and miss the bigger picture: When is someone going to have the intelligence and balls to take that lei, wrap it around tight and pull until her demonic eyes pop out of her head? Plus, we ought to take a moment to remember that we have to also figure out a way to sterilize Fed-Ex to stop the flow of Federspawn into the world.

Let's work together to fight the real menace! Britney's la-la and stupidity are just red herrings!

Thanks, 207. :)

210, what the hell is "socially irrelevant"? I can't decide if you mean "irreverent" as in we don't give a fuck if you think we're polite or not, or if you really meant "irrelevant" as in... you don't think it matters if you're friends with us or not?

Either way is wrong. There is no "South" anymore, except maybe in some backwoods town of population 50. Thanks to globalization, we're pretty much the same as everywhere else, except for the ever-lingering slightly-noticable accent. And, no, we aren't taught to have children at a young age. We also read, write, and spell passably well - certainly better than Lohan.

The reason they make Western movies is because people like them. They're no more realistic than movies like Air Force One and Independence Day that portray the president of the U.S. as competant, caring, and kick-ass when, in reality, they are generally imbicilic assholes who would wet their pants in a real emergency.

For further proof that movies do not imitate real life, I remind you that, in the movies, Lohan is attractive and eloquence.

...eloquent.

Shit, typed too fast. Heh. :D

Just a quick late nite pass - EJ @226-7 - Socially irrelevant - we who actually think a woman's womb is her own not controlled by the Baby Jesus & the Big Sky Pixie, and who don't think WallyWorld & the Waltons are spreading good jobs across America, and well....a whole lot more socially and ethically progressive things, we don't much give a rat's tiny little turd about the South. There I said it - y'all take that conservativism and stick it up your tight butts. It's socially irrelevant to the rest of our society. That shit needs to be marginalized, much the way Britney Spears needs to be. Passing anti-progress legislation [no cloning, no human embryo stem cell research funds, etc.] will one day be revealed as the anti-human, dangerously retarded agenda that it is. The Shrub will be known as the former Pres who's most socially irrelevant.

As progress marches onward in the various sciences and medical fields, the "flat Earth" & "intelligent design" morons and their attitudes that are peculiarly persistent Down South will wither. But probably not before Texans see to it that the polar ice all melts and takes out California and the Eastern seaboard. However, hope springs eternal....When I'm buying my first RePet [cloning pets] you folks down South will just be realizing that there really were Neanderthals and it's not all an elaborate hoax by the followers of Darwin.

And frankly, those Bible thumping ways are so tediously & socially IRRELEVANT.

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/relevant -
See 1(c) - as in the OPPOSITE OF THAT definition.

blah blah blah. You get the picture.

And yeah, Knucklehead, I know that movies are make-believe...what a concept! The movies I noted weren't Westerns either. Sheesh.

http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/relevant - See 1(c) - THE OPPOSITE OF THAT DEFINITION.

re Movies being make-believe...gee, ya think??

BTW, the 2 films I noted in the post you objected to, they're not Westerns. Go look them up on www.imdb.com.

Hey Annoying (which is what you have really become)! You think that southerns are all "tight butts" and small minded, yada, yada, yada. But do you see how ironic it is that you are being so small minded about the south? Pretty funny! Maybe one day you will crawl out from under that rock where you've been living or maybe out of that southern's "tight butt" and realize this isn't Civil War times. We've come a long way, baby!

Did she rope a steer for that bigass medallion, or was that for mastering the mustache rides?

yeah, where the hell are her friends or parents?