Yeah, she's been drinking CoozeFlasher (tm)! - http://hollywoodsnark.com

FIRST!!

ah...i'm ok with her o.d'ing.

Damn you slow connection! DAMN YOU!

"Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!"

I love drugs!

http://www.veryliberating.com

I love me some drugs!

http://www.veryliberating.com

but what i want to know is where was the valtrex and the summer's eve douche?

Britney Spears would have to lip sync a queebe.

Now my work is done for today.

She's gotta be fucked up if she's hanging out with Paris Hilton.

One of these days I'll be first with that line

Well, hopefully it's drugs. Sane, sober people have no excuse to act the way she has been.

Something tells me Dolce & Gabbana aren't thrilled that she's sporting their wares. At least she covered it this time, though.

seriously though, paxil and alcohol do not mix. i have a girlfriend who was on that diet for awhile and ultimately ended up taking a couple of chunks of flesh out of her boyfriend's face with her nails. bitch's crazy levels sky rocketed to the point you always looked around the room to assess your weapons in case she decided to cage match YOU that day.

Of course! It all makes sense! No wonder the Rohypnol didn't work! She's built up a resistance!

http://www.papparelli.com/war/

At least she's look a little bit more classy. Those shoes ruined it and made her look so pedestrian.

Man, what a waste of a perfectly good career.

She still looks like crap.

She needs to be hooked on phonics.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Dear Britney,

Thank you for keeping your legs closed when you exited the vehicle. It's a flattering look for you.

On that subject, please note the following on slimming techniques.

Patterns: sometimes effective.
Bunched material over stomach: never effective.

Thank you.

She needs to get hooked on a stylist cause it's obvious she can't dress herself.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Well, we know she isn't hooked on phonics.

Also, when you think your skirt isn't short enough, you know to show the world you aren't wearing underwear, then the twist/ball technique looks like it comes in handy.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/sex-toys.htm

I don't get what is so shocking about someone going through a divorce being on anti-depressants and anxiety meds....

Ye, she is going insane!

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/britney-spears-out-with-her-backup.html

She better not overdose...soon.

"caught a glimpse"?
sounds like the insider was doing more than catching a glimpse, if she could read every prescription and what warnings they had...

Might be?

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

errrr who doesnt know that alcohol & anti depressants aren't good together

Might be? Try definitely

http://www.celebslam.com

how fucked up do you have to be to get depressed over a break-up with Kevin Federline?...

something's wrong with that girl....seriously!

What? She's exiting a car without a crotch shot?

I'm not one to defend her (hell, I'm not even defending HER, I'm defending people under psychiatric treatment), but Paxil and Xanax don't necessarily make a pharmacy. Lots of people are on more than one medication - I'm on a mix of Ativan and Zoloft, for crissakes.

Hit me, baby, one more time was a plea...a foreshadowing plea...

what a loser...

why are people even talking about that has-been coochie-flasher...ugh

bitch, nobody likes you....overdose quick!

Maybe she's just REALLY likes candy corn and has figured the best way to carry it is in medicine bottles. They are much easier to handle than the bag the corn comes in.

Well, they are resealable at least...

I'm sorry, but Britney is more interesting when she is doing sultry videos and singing. Not when she's just, you know, WALKING AROUND like Paris does.

Homer Simpson: BORING!

Well said, Homer! Well said...

http://www.blackbeatpress.com

Bah. Who ISN'T on antidepressants. And in the entertainment biz. Shit I'd be surprised if she wasn't.

Thats complete bullshit.

For one, it says paxil as an antidepressant, and xanax for anxiety. Uhm... paxil is also for anxiety. And there is NO WAY it would be mixed with Xanax.

I just have a few words to say to this...nice dress and I hope she chokes on those pills. =) Also, I feel that I'm the nicest of all these 'britney fans' here.

PMSL@ 29 :=))

Yuckola, that dress is D&G?? I wouldn't use that effin rag for dusting knick knacks.

Drugs, schmugs. Who ISN'T on drugs? Why, I'm on a delightful combo of Stoli, crank and Midol as we speak!

La Spears' REAL problem is that she always appears to have been dressed by a gang of blind, lesbian gypsies. And there ain't no rehab for that, Y'all.

So what, this "source" is a pharmacist and can read a label and automatically know what the meds are for and how to use them? There's nothing wrong with her taking the meds if she needs them, but it's wrong to attack her for seeking the help she needs.

ehh...

I agree with #29...

Kevin looks like the common white-boy-wanna-be-gangsta that hangs out at 7-11...

Brit looks like she's the Queen of the Trailer Park.

Im suprised he left her enough money to get the pills to begin with.

Goddamit, I hate to be put in the position to defend this girl, but you don't carry anti-depressents around with you. You take them once a day, and it take weeks or months for them to have full effect.

I wish she would wear a dress, just one time, the way it was supposed to be worn.

LA SPEARS!!!!Thats just as funny as "Celebutard." I'm laughing my ass off!

She looks like she probably smells...like a combination of body odor and some kind of cheese. Skank.

Oh, and crotch-rot.

Is this not standard in Hollywood?

Girls on drugs always tie knots in their clothes. It gives them something to do to keep their hands busy when they're not jerking men off for money to buy more drugs.

Not that she needs the money.... but I'm sure she jerks people off for drugs nonetheless. She does have a knot tied in her dress... that's a dead giveaway.

37 & 47 -- friggin' idiots -- beware -- TZ is coming

and can't leave you out 40

Britney is hooked on bad fashion.

OK lets think about this Britney spears just had a kid for her to be on anti-depressents is not a huge deal since a lot of women deal with depression after child birth and secondly a lot of people in general deal with depression-to be exact one in three people have it. And for her to be taking an anxiety pill as well is pretty much the same deal. The two pills mentioned can be mixed unlike what #37 said. I know a lot of people with both depression and anxiety and I happen to know someone who is on those two particular pills right now. In touch is made up of a bunch of morons, britney spears is not even close to a "pharmancy"-at least when you are just talking about thsoe pills

Britney set the pill bottles on the counter so she could get to the baggy of chrystal meth that she keeps under wraps next to her under wear. Thats what Star magazine reported anyway.

Hey...don't shoot the messenger.

a.

How FUCKED UP do you have to be to do such silly things. Let's see here, she has financial security (for now), she got rid of Earl, she still has somewhat of an unconditional following and she has children.

Stay the fuck home and live in peace with your fucking kids. Act like you have some fucking sense.

But she won't

You'd have to be on drugs to think that that outfit looked good. WTF? That is an unflattering, hideous dress...and the knot...a knot? Fuck it. I give up.

Well, as much as I hate Shitstain Spears, I have to say that I myself have anxiety and depression, and I have been prescribed Paxil in the past (I have been on Xanax for the past 5 years). While Paxil didn't do SHIT for me except make me sleep for 3 days straight, it isn't impossible to be prescribed those two drugs together, especially if you are someone like me who has been through every goddamn drug they make for depression/anxiety. They have to kinda experiment to find the best combo for your problem, so it isn't too farfetched. I will say that if she IS drinking while on them, she will get SERIOUSLY fucked up. I have drank ONE glass of wine with Paxil AND Xanax, and I had to be CARRIED out of the restaurant by my ex. So if she's stupid enough to drink while on these medications, then I can almost understand the whole trashy look, the vag flashing, and all the other problems this trailer park trash has. It's still not an excuse though, the fucking pill bottle SAYS RIGHT ON IT..."DO NOT DRINK WHILE TAKING THIS MEDICATION". I was stupid and thought I could have one glass of wine because it wasn't like i was really drinking to get drunk, but it DID fuck me up. But Shitstain seems to be going out to BARS and pounding back the drinks, which is just stupid. It's like she hasn't learned anything from the crotch flashing, so if she's stupid enough to keep on doing it...I'm gonna keep on laughing at the Beverly Hillbilly.

Anxiety? Depression??? Brit, you can screw any witless loser you wish and have money coming out the ass. What the FUCK do have to be depressed about?

58. I knew I had you pegged from that meltdown in the other thread. You are a fucking train wreck!

That myspace page looks like a suicide note. Nothing like an old skin-popping gutter slut to be doling out parental advice.

Wasn't it George Washington- not Abe Lincoln?

Ugly dress...

ugly dress...

Hah!

Grope for Luna, given that you are such a Brit fan, you now have to either:

a) Admit that Brit is "a fucking train wreck" because SHE is on the same anti-depressants as 58, or

b) You can apologize to 58 for being a worthless piece of cunt gum.

We eargerly await your head exploding as you grapple with logic for the first (and last) time. :)

Like the woman in the bathroom could really read the labels on some pill bottles by glancing into a purse.

BTW, WTF is Brit wearing? I thought she was supposed to be hot again.

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why does she always have to pull up her skirts and this dumb twist-ball thing looks dumb. Also she should have worn boots with heels.

A day without Clitney's cooter is like a day without sunshine......nope actually it's more like a day where I dont throw up in my mouth a little bit.....

Posted by schadenfreudelicious on December 9, 2006 6:01 PM

... throw up in my mouth a little bit.....

*Places stock pot over head. Clangs stock pot with metal spoon*

It may be obvious, but someone needs to say it, and Christopher Walken may have said it best.

Go, girl! You're saying, "I may be a huge, steaming hunk of fat hog, but that's me, take it or leave it, buddy!" Right?

I thought you had to have a brain with legitimate thought processes to have depression and anxiety. I mean, fucking rats and worms don't have that shit. And she's equivalent to a fucking worm, fo sho

#64 - I'm not a BS fan at all. However, when I see vicious, self-righteous sermonizing about social grace and parenting from an antisocial, ex-smack addict who hates children, I can't help but call them out. The bile in some of these posts is pathetic and borders on pathological.

>a) Admit that Brit is "a fucking train wreck" because SHE is on the
>same anti-depressants as 58. We eargerly await your head exploding
>as you grapple with logic for the first (and last) time. :)

Let's see... 58 is on meds because she's a train wreck. Brit is on the same meds so therefore she's a train wreck. Nope, sounds like a typical post-hoc fallacy. Logic 101 was tough, huh? Brit may be a little depressed but she generally appears to be social and mentally sound, unlike our little oompa loompa.

i think candy spelling is the worst mother ever.

umm, baby fat, right?

I take antidepressants and Xanax to cope with Britney Spears.

"Brit may be a little depressed but she generally appears to be social and mentally sound"

"Nope, sounds like a typical post-hoc fallacy."

Like shooting fish in a barrel...with a bazooka.

she must be pounding something to explain the 80s style tie of the dress... who does that??

Forgetting to wear panties and partying with Paris for weeks on end is "mentally sound" but having the audacity to not agree with you on everything is NOT "mentally sound"?

Gosh, I wish you were my shrink. I mean, you can magically diagnose people you've never met and who have only spoken to you online for two or three posts, tops. It would save everyone thousands of dollars worth of office visits if they switched to you, Dr. Cunt Gum. :D

And I love your name, BarbadoSlim. I keep hearing Labarbara in my head saying "If I'd wanted a human Adonis for a husband, I'd have stayed married to BarbadoSlim." Heh. :)

My ex boyfriend has been taking Paxil for a long, long time and he drinks more beer than anyone I know. It didn't seem to make much of a difference.

It just kinda sad, K. Fed is going to get custody now and those kids will be raised in wife-beaters and crumpled cheeto bags

Is it just me or is it odd that there have been no updates for, what?, two days now?

C'mon, Fish, get off those lingerie models long enough to update the site. Besides, they probably need a breather every once and again!

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http://icydk.com/page/2/

Earl-free, millions in the bank, enough marketability to salvage her train wreck of a career, and she is depressed, panty-less, and having sex with Paris Hilton.

You can take the trash out of the trailer, but, ...

72. When you say, "sounds like a typical post-hoc fallacy", what your saying is, "sounds like I need some post-haste phallus." Am I right?

78. >Forgetting to wear panties

I still haven't seen any cunt lips in any of the pictures, so I'm assuming they're flesh-toned panties. You fucking old heifer. You've never went commando?

>having the audacity to not agree with you on
>everything is NOT "mentally sound"?

Do a google search for your buddy oompa-loompa and check her myspace page. She's a lunatic. A textbook angry loser.

76. Not a post-hoc fallacy? Fire away, if you can.

84. No

this girl is doing all of this deliberately. the horrid fashion statement speaks for itself. she's been doing this since she was pregnant with baby number one.

You can't be serial about this.

Bahh! What ever happened to self-confidence? Self-belief? The entire planet is addicted to convenient drugs, whether it be pharmaceutical or not -- flooding the brain with dopamine or selective reuptake of serotonin, they all have the same psychological reason -- happiness.

Still to this very day, this planet contains the naive and obtuse individuals like the so-called Britney Spears, who contribute nothing to society, hold back society, if not regress society!

Grrr makes me despair sometimes.

Weew, go Britney we love you, your songs are amazing, you are so sexy, pretty, lovely, err...ummm? *Sleeps*

Do you ever think for yourself at all?

#89 This is why Paxil, Xanax and alcohol don't mix.

#72 Luna, your concept of what constitutes a post hoc fallacy is about as accurate as that tiresome troll Ass Ferret's, so don't encourage target practice. If you passed Logic 101 it had to be because your teacher couldn't stand the idea of having you repeat it.

Luna-

You don't know the first fucking thing about me OR my life, so just STFU. I may have been an addict, and I am NOT ashamed of it in the least, but at least I am not YOU. I'd rather be a fat...what was it you called me..."skin-popping skank", than a hypocritical, ignorant, judgemental asshole like you. I may have been on anti-depressants, but I managed to keep my fucking vagina under wraps, and I didn't marry a deadbeat wigger and pop out 2 kids that I dump off on my momma so I can go out and party with the town bicycle. I never said I was perfect, but I DO have pride, and UNLIKE Shitstain Spears, I'm trying to get my life together. I'm married to a good, smart, hard-working man, I have a good job, a nice house, and I'm happy. You, on the other hand, seem to be a miserable, sad excuse for a person, and a pitifully BAD troll. AND you're a stalker too...why are you looking up my Myspace? Are you REALLY that concerned with my life that you need to search me out? That's just pitiful. I don't give a shit WHO you are in "real life", if I passed you on the street, I'd probably throw a dollar at your feet, thinking you were a homeless person or something. And, also unlike Brit-Brit, I didn't bring children into this world to dump them off on other people or to use them as a fashion accessory...I know better, which is why I am not, nor will I ever be, a parent. It's just not my thing, and I am smart enough to realize it and not bring a child into this world that I do not want to raise, also unlike Britney. It's funny how you defend Britney when she's obviously a wreck, but you judge me when I'm getting my shit together. Like I said, i am not ashamed of ANYTHING I have done, and NOTHING you can POSSIBLY say about me could make me ashamed about myself or my life. I think that you are just a sad, pathetic, hateful, lonely, twisted reject who cannot relate to anyone, so you feel the need to talk shit on the Internet. That's fine, you can go ahead and say whatever you want about me, I doubt that anyone would believe you over me, because it seems like YOU aren't very popular here at all...probably because you are a fucking lame ass troll, and a BAD ONE at that. Go fuck yourself, I don't HAVE to like children to want them to have a good life and upbringing simply because I don't want MY tax dollars to go to fixing Shitstain's bad parenting. I also find it HYSTERICAL that YOU can call ME "anti-social", "self-righteous" and "sermonizing". It's been said a BILLION TIMES, but this site is called THE FUCKING SUPERFICIAL, not "happy heart sunshine flower love time". If you cannot take a little negative commentary, this is NOT the place for you. So STFU, stop talking to me, about me, and I will afford you the same courtesy because frankly, you're boring, judgemental, and self-righteous...just like me, and it's not like you're saying anything i haven't heard from ignorant assholes before, so let's just cut the shit already. You can think what you want about me and I will think what I want about you. So STFU already, and leave me alone, troll.

@64-

Thanks, sweetie. It was a good try to get "it" to apologize, but people like that know EVERYTHING, and they cannot be shamed, reasoned with, talked to, or in any way treated with any respect or consideration. All they can understand is insults, lame comebacks, and name-calling. I bet it just WISHES it looked as good as a "skin-popping skank" like me. It must REALLY burn it up to see a former addict that isn't haggard, ugly, or a walking corpse...especially when I've been through so much but STILL manage to get my shit together. I think it's funny that it can talk so much shit about me, and how bad my Myspace is, but it cannot acknowledge that my stepfather died a few months back, which makes me understandably depressed and sad. My stepfather was my father and my best friend, and the one person on earth I was closest to, so I think I am justified to be a little depressed and angry. Oh well, assholes like that usually don't know anything about caring for other people, so they cannot understand. A troll is a troll, and I do appreciate you backing me up. You're fucking awesome....like 99% of the people on this site, which is why I post here. Thanks to everyone who backs me up :)

Ew, trolls. Pity them. They're like ADHD toddlers, craving attention no matter how negative.

Anyway #69 - thank you. Can I have a turn now?

90. Put up or shut the fuck up. EJ's logic is as laughable as your screenname. Even a cleaning woman like yourself should be able to figure it out.

91 - Oompa Loompa wrote:
>than a hypocritical, ignorant, judgemental
>asshole like you.

Irony wrapped in hypocrisy. Hilarious. Now I know why I can't get a decent ristretto at Starbucks with retards like you working there.

> cannot acknowledge that my stepfather died
> a few months back

I thought he was your pimp. You must look like a pincushion after that shaky mongoloid trying to jam a fucking needle into your ass.

These quotes of Oompa Loompa are even funnier after her latest flameout:

>now you have the NERVE to try and justify
>your reprehensible behavior by playing
>the "ohhh, poooor me, everybody look at how
>HARD I have it" card?

>you just want to keep whining and trying to
>get sympathy for your "sooo hard" life

>God DAMN, if you stopped wallowing in self-pity

That is some funny shit!

Now remember the rules of the zoo, people:

1. Don't Feed The Trolls
2. If you can't keep it relevant, keep it sharp

Paxil Schmaxil, bring on the Thorazine!!!

Luna, tell Danielle we said hi.

There's many places I'd rather be than on Amanda's shit list, like for example, Afghanistan or a Paris Hilton tampon. I truly believe she could kill a man, but we love her. So have fun there grab for ballsack.

Oh my. When the stalking troll tells me my logic is bad, it makes me feel sad inside. :(

tsarinaamanda, I'm just sorry the trolls picked you out for saying what we're all thinking - that Britney is a lazy, fat-ass, dope-head and a shit poor excuse for a mother. Don't let the trolls get to you - remember that they are squatting in the Den of Solitude (aka Mother's Basement) now grinding their teeth in anguish at the realization that your life will always be 100 times better than theirs. ;)

Luna, your "responses" make so little sense, that I've decided to just get to the point and call you Dr. Cunt Gum again. And if you honestly thought those crotch shots last week were "flesh colored panties", then you've never seen a vagina before.

So maybe I should call you Dr. 40 Year Old Virgin instead.

And jrz, good Danielle reference. Why do all the trolls sound like whiny moralistic babies? AH, THANK OF THA PEOPLE YA ARE HURTING WITH YOUR HATEFUL WARDS!!

Britney better check her credit cards, because if some fucked up bitch got close enough to read the labels on multiple bottles of prescriptions, then Brit's wallet is probably missing. Some immigrant tomato picker's wife is probably out now gaining employment under Brit's social security number.

On a side note, someone needs to go make sure Fish is okay, or if he just passed out from the sheer exhaustion of banging 800 lingerie models in 72 hours.

#100
Fed-Ex will sue for half her earnings.

@101 yup Superfish dude sure takes his sweet time...not a good thing in this business.

Evasion noted.

See ya!

Do you see what you did Britney??? You made these otherwise fine ladies jump at each other's throats because you're not sure if you're depressed, not sure what defines socially acceptable behavior for a young mother of two, not sure if booze, pills or both are the solution, not sure if underwear is old-fashioned. These are the women who buy your shit. Show them, and sophisticated women everywhere, that you can rise above the mendacity of your current existence, and become the vocal diva we've always expected you to be. That or show us your tits already... we've been waiting.

@105 doode, you're a tool, and you're boring.

Slim, that can't be you... I'll assume it's a troll. Run along now.

i bet its paris!!

40 LOL. All so very true.

I want her to show tits before rehab...

Why are there doctors who prescribe powerful drugs like this to someone like Britney. If they are really concerned about her they make sure that she is in regular therapy and stop prescribing if she won't follow the rules. Seems like doctors are prepared to prescribe Xanax or Paxil at the drop of a tear.

i'll venture a guess that she'll be on
"intervention" in about 2 more years.

What the fuck are all you hags talking about??? I read the posts and feel like I walked into the middle of a cat fight in the girl's room. Is this a private chat board or what? Jesus Henry Christ.

Anyway, has CPS taken Brit's kids from her yet, or not? Can anyone say Tatum O'Neil? Can any one say Raine Pryor? Yes, these children are the result of "super star" parents that were fucking selfish drug-head B list rejects. TAKE THE KIDS! Let Brit ruin her own life.

Luna-

Fuck you. My stepfather was a worthwhile, decent, loving, hard-working person who suffered from MS for almost 20 years. For you to talk shit about him in ANY way just shows what a reprehensible, useless, hateful, miserable person you truly are. I'm sorry that nobody loves you, and that you will never know how wonderful it is to have people care about you, but that's your own goddamn fault for being such a douchetard. Go ahead and say whatever you want about me, I don't really give a fuck, because you aren't any fucking prize pig yourself (although I AM willing to bet that you ARE a fucking pig...and a skag, and about as well-liked as an anal fissure...). All you do is make yourself look like a fucking asshole by attacking a dead guy who suffered horribly for many years dealing with a crippling disease. I hope and pray that YOU get MS, so you can see how terrible it is, and I hope that nobody gives a shit about you and you get dumped off in a shitty, state-run nursing home, alone and unvisited, and abused by the borderline-retarded "nurses" that work there. I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves a life of misery, unhappiness, and neglect more than you. You are truly a worthless pile of steaming yak dung.

EJ, BarbadoSlim-

Thanks...I love you guys too Luna-

Fuck you. My stepfather was a worthwhile, decent, loving, hard-working person who suffered from MS for almost 20 years. For you to talk shit about him in ANY way just shows what a reprehensible, useless, hateful, miserable person you truly are. I'm sorry that nobody loves you, and that you will never know how wonderful it is to have people care about you, but that's your own goddamn fault for being such a douchetard. Go ahead and say whatever you want about me, I don't really give a fuck, because you aren't any fucking prize pig yourself (although I AM willing to bet that you ARE a fucking pig...and a skag, and about as well-liked as an anal fissure...). All you do is make yourself look like a fucking asshole by attacking a dead guy who suffered horribly for many years dealing with a crippling disease. I hope and pray that YOU get MS, so you can see how terrible it is, and I hope that nobody gives a shit about you and you get dumped off in a shitty, state-run nursing home, alone and unvisited, and abused by the borderline-retarded "nurses" that work there. I cannot think of ANYONE who deserves a life of misery, unhappiness, and neglect more than you. You are truly a worthless pile of steaming yak dung.

EJ, BarbadoSlim-

Thanks...I love you guys too

This would explain alot! i've been saying she's acting like she's on xaxnax or valium. Xaxnax and alcohol will make you not give a f**k about what you are doing. I just hope she slows down for the sake of her children.

Um .. WOW.. this is better than General Hospital ..
but alot harder to keep up with I can go a whole week not watching GH and know what is going on as soon as I turn it on.. I just wanted to read what is going on with britney ..

I kinda feel sorry for her .. I realize she is lost .. because the poor thing actually believed that loser she married was gonna stick around and they would live happily ever after . I myself have experience this in my life and probably was a worse person at the time than brit.. but i just want her to know that all you have to do is realize within you is someone who CAN take care of those babies without him and if you realize you have it within yourself , then you will attract a very worth while man who will want to stand by you as a partner, helper soulmate. I was lucky enough that me and my husband decided we both screwed up and it was the covenant of marriage that we promised one another, and with forgiveness and love anything can be fixed. Now i dont know if KF is worth it but I even think showing his recent actions or lack of bad publicity that he is capable of parenting and marriage, Dr Phil could help these guys and a few others