Dec 11 2006Britney Spears kisses mystery man

fatty!! i mean first!!

Tell you what ... I don't know who the mystery guy is, but if she ever gets "surprised fucked" my a mystery cock ... just send the cops my way.

Gah! The mystery!

http://www.veryliberating.com

It's JR Rotem!

that guy reminds me of the type of guys on "true life: im a staten island girl"

DISGUSTING.
THEY ARE TAN, WEAR LUBE FOR HAIR GEL, AND ARE ALL BORDERLINE HOMOSEXUAL, YET TRY TO ACT LIKE THEY ARE ALL MUSCLE MEN.

i mean k-fed would probablly say "it 'aint right"

Seeing how Britney likes to imitate Herpes Hilton, she's probably making out with her sibling.

Oooooo lala, soooo romantic, nothing says sexy like the taste of dry mouth, and stale Parliament 100s, sooo smoooooth as the bile rises from the back of your throat, sexy indeed.

Woah, a music producer...I thought she got past having to do that a long time ago...maybe K-Fed was a bigger drain on her finances than we thought - http://hollywoodsnark.com

It wasn't her brother. Good on her.

Guy's brave, I'll give him that.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

well, he might be fugly, and look like he has down syndrome, but what the hell, At least he's got a little bit of his own money.
GREAT standards clit slit!

he looks like one of the Gotti kids.

Yeah I checked the myspace page. Looks like he's one the factories for crappy rap music and lame hooks. Bah bu bu bu Bahhhhhh! What a dud, as in both him and his music.

What an unfortunate bastard.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

What is Britney doing?

She used to be such a nice ....

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/

It always seems that women like Brit swing from one goofball to another thinking that this time they are doing something different.

They never give themselves enough time on their own to learn who they are on their own and address the issues that got them into the mess they make of their lives in the first place.

Rather boring drama.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Zombie Hitler... heh... funny...

Damn, I was thinking someone else was going to observe that Rotem rhymes with "scrotum," but I guess I'm gonna have to do it. He may pronounce it differently, but I don't care, he'll be Scrotum Rotem to me from now on.

Yeah, I agree with Britney: what she really needs now, after two failed marriages and two young children, is another man. She's had such impeccable taste so far, I'm sure this won't turn out bad at all.

She's a dumbass.

Well that was quick

http://www.celebslam.com

LOL I swear that in his third picture on myspace he's cross-eyed!! lol He looks like that hello kitty froggie... i.e. http://www.glitter-graphics.com/graphics/3318

oh yeah so not cute... but then again Britney has never had good taste for anything...

I bet he had a Cheeto in his mouth.

apparently, she likes blonkeys

LOL 19! he is funny looking, isn't he?

What a shock she's messing around with yet another white nigger. Britney needs a real white man. Then again any real white man knows this bitch outnumbers the space shuttle in miles alone.

22 I can't stop laughing over that third picture!! Its freaking hilarious!! And yes he is very funny looking... click the link for my example

5 I completely agree... where was he on that MTV Doc.?

I think he combs his hair with a porkchop.

wtf!! In addition to working with Spears on her new album - has also worked with Paris Hilton and.....KEVIN FEDERLINE!!

Just sick!!

Looking at the myspace site, I have come to the conclusion that he is not, in fact, a wigger.

Case in point: Look at the lips. Any one intellectually north of a downs kid can see he's actually a black guy who wants to be white ... a la Jacko. He just doesn't have the money to do his lips yet ....

Anyone with a myspace page is a tool. Check out some of the comments:

JR U A MUTHAFUCKIN SAV, U DEFINETELY ONE OF THE TOP PRODUCERS 2 DATE, IMMA WORK WITH YO SOON 4 REALS

FROM DETROIT TO CALI,I'M BURNING ALL STREETS!!!..THANKS FOR THE ADD AND BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR NEW TRACKS!!!..

It's like the back of a yearbook from a special ed school.

@26, that proves it, I mean Paris is one thing ,but THE K-FED, this guy has winner written all up and down his ass.

malibu's most wanted comes to mind when I see this clown.

ew ew ew ew. Ew. Between her BlueBlockers, crack-whore tube dress & cigarette and his MySpace page, all I can say is ew. Ew.

Why the hell would anyone kiss her???

I guess the millions of dollars helps...

That's the only reason she'll ever pull any tail these days.

CHRIST!!!!!!! He is terrible! He looks mildly retarded to be honest. So yeah, he's perfect for her.

So this makes me wonder when Paris is gonna get with K-Earl? It only makes sense now, right? I mean I thought it was sick and twisted before but now, NOW it has been taken to a new level!

he produced "america's most hated" and "lose control" for k-fed. i thought i posted that earlier, but yeah. from the artist to the producer? reallll classy

huh, who would've thought. britney spears taste in niggas is shaky

carpemundus.com - cooler than a polar bear's toe nails

#5... I SAW THAT EPISODE! And yes, so so true.

K. Fed Part Deux. But, you know, fuglier.

Filthy! I'm so glad she could find somebody greesier than Fed-Ex, not to mention somebody who wears more yet tackier chains than the ex.

Jesus tap dancing christ; now were have another crappy realty show about their
wigger love. She seems to be into them (wiggers). She should throw the kids from
YBT (remember them?) a bone.

1ST YOU TAP THE BOTTLE, THEN YA, TWIST THE CAP!!!!

I think she mistook him for a baked ham.

"At this point Britney could be dating zombie Hitler and I couldn't care less.

UPDATE: Turns out Mr. Mystery is actually music producer Jonathan "J.R." Rotem. "

I think we have different ideas of what it means to not be able to care less.

The fact that he produced K-Fed's garbage just proves that he's just as much of a talentless hack as K-Earl is. And that Myspace page is a total joke. I'd bet my right brain that he's from Staten Island. I've seen more hip shit from that sell out P. Diddy that this tool.

More proof that Britney's got shit for taste when it comes to men...and fashion...and hygiene...and parenting skills...and whatever the hell else comes to mind.

Britney,

Just STOP it with the hair hopping. You look terrible as a brunette; your extentions look like they were done at LaQuita's Braid Barn, and you seem incapable of brushing that shit. Quit fucking with your hair before you go bald. You don't want a fistful of your locks snatched out whilst making tender love with Paris Hilton or whatever fleet is in town that day. This is your last warning before I sneak up behind you on a crowded street with a Flowbee.

What is wrong with her? I thought a few of my buddies were looser magnets but she takes the cake my friends...

Wow, she really has a thing for gigantic douche nozzles, doesn't she?

Hmmm...ashtray cigarette kisses!!!

You go Britney. You get yours.

LOL.

He's guidolicious. He's the G to the U, I, D and the O...

http://www.HolyCandy.com

Babydaddy, Mach II.

he resembles a cross between one of those neanderthal gotti kids and a croatian mongoloid.

Wow the douchebag reading on my Detecto-Douchebag is OFF. THE. SCALE

yuck, he looks like he can track back his ancestry to the Ukraine or Moldawia. I mean .. really. WTF??!

hehe, biatcho , I loved "croatian mongoloid" :-) That's the wy I perceive most of them , too, anyways .. Where are ya from?:-)

haha, nice #43, JR looks like he stuck a flowbee up his nose and lodged it in his brain, but it felt good so he left it there for a while.

Haw haw! He does look like he has downs.

"i like to draw wif my crayons..."

NICE jersey blow out.

Was she on a scavenger hunt for the lost New Kid on the Block? Because his MySpace pictures just told me she found him.

Plus, it told me all about his new single 'Mousse (the '89 remix)'

Homey looks like the new British Knights spokesperson...don't call it a comeback!

Good lord. He's like the douchebag poster child. I'd do K-Fed over this freak any day.

I HOPE she's not considering this douch cock to produce her "come back" record. Seriously, She needs to lay of the pharmicuticals. Her cunt showing publicity stunt was one thing (actually it was a lot of things which alot of words cannot describe), but jumping from one fuckhead to the other, especially one that helped produce Paris's flaming turkey of a cd. What the fuck do they put in the water out there? Must be some specially formulated slut-enhancing, insecure actress inducing, herpies retaining Jesus juice.

#44, maybe if you got a wrench you could tighten up those looser magnet friends of yours.

#60 - Some of them need more them need more then a wrench.

Hmmm... suprised no one else noticed, but if you add S C to the beginning of his name, it sounds like scrotum. It might be spelled wrong, but no one had to be smart to have money anymore.

the only thing worse then a hip hop white boy is a jewish wigger..its laughable

Her taste in men is just as sophisticated as her culinary appetite. Cheesy, very very cheesy.

Rotem? Damn near killed 'em!

Jesus. With each guy his eyes get closer and closer together.

I don't know, something about his greasy curly hair, black pleather jacket, and green crossed eyes really turns me on...

I'm torn between him and David Hasselhoff.

#53 Croatia, cunt.

#68 - nice try troll ass bitch. Bite my ass & feed it to your filthy, whore mother or the dead fetus living inside of you right now.

Who the fu#k is JR Scrotum ? This dope's eyes are so close together they're almost overlapping. WTF is wrong with that bitch ?

I've never seen a man look more like a flounder with downs syndrome before. A woman... different story.

By that, I mean Paris Hilton looks like a flounder with downs syndrome.

Why does she have to date all the mangy guys? Ugh. He's just plain mingin'.

She's going from one worthless piece of shit to another...Steve Butabi's brother Doug. Maybe Britney can get him into the Roxbury.

Emilioooooo!!!!

He looks like a monster :)

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/

Hi, mah name is Skrodum. This is mah brother Spinkter, and this is mah other brother Spinkter

........and where the hell's mah porkchop?

# 39, say 'wigger' a few more times. It reminds me of 8th grade. When I would have laughed.

C'mon, peeps. This is an ideal union, were it to produce offspring.

This could be an opportunity to set things right. Shitney's wide-set bovine eyes + Scrotum's cyclops = "normal".

Perhaps I am merely being naive.

whats in her fucking mind?

Wow! He's lucky~!

That's what happens when you have a low self esteem, big titties, and a third grade education: it's a vagina buffet for whoever's got a spoon.

very, very, unfortunately true. But THAT vagina buffet needs to be shut down for health code violations, PRONTO with that retarded ass hooker. AND those titties need to be fixed. Maybe she wouldn't have such a low self esteem if she took care of herself and didn't have the i.q. of Jessica Simpson on crack.

Well it seemed that Britney was going on the right path by getting rid of Kevin but I guess that getto is something that she likes. Staten Island getto is way too nice for this guy, he is the most gross thing that a woman could ever want...NOT EVEN DURING TIMES OF DESPERATION...He looks like...hmmm with that hair and I mean hmmm...there is no eww word to describit better!

PAGING BRITNEY SPEARS

WOULD YOU LIKE A CHEESE DIPPED CORN DOG WITH YOUR ORDER OF GREASE BALL?
I'M SORRY, I FORGOT YOU ALREADY HAD ONE. MOVIN ON UP, AREN'T WE?

Is it possible for a man to look any dumber?

An ambulance could hit this guy in the face and slide right off.

What is it about his Myspace page that makes him a tool? Either he deleted it already or I just don't see it.

Tools Happen.

(on a billboard in Hollywood, which is one of the only towns in the world where this sort of behavior is accepted)

TMZisacult.com

the fact that someone who drives a f-ing maserati has a freaking myspace page is enough to make me vomit neverendingly...

I can't believe it - I hate myspace witn an inferno of hate so deep I can't take it anymore....

WILL YOU RICH PEOPLE PLEASE PLEASE JUST BUY A WEB DESIGNER TO DO THIS CRAP FOR YOU? FOR GODDSAKE, WE NEED THE WORK, WE NEED THE MONEY, AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHUMUCKS WITH YOUR STUPID CRAPPY MYSPACE PAGES...

AHAHHHHHH, THE HUMANITY.....
calgon, take me away, please, to the padded room inside my head....

he could look through a keyhole with both eyes at the same time.

tard.

he is more talented than fed-ex tho...

i don't get it.

why is he a loser?

the guy is very successful.

let me put it this way.....

just because about 10 percent of the music he's produced has been sucessful, doesn't mean that he's successful within the music industry. Actually, I take that back. Any barely talented hack can make it big in the music industry at this day in age. You just have to leach on to the right people.

yeah, mystery ugly man!