December 27, 2006
Britney Spears breaks up with Paris Hilton, Paris calls her names
Britney Spears allegedly broke off her friendship with Paris Hilton by calling her up and telling Paris she didn't want to be seen in public with her anymore. A source says:
"Britney called Paris and said she had decided not to be seen in public with her 'for now.' Britney told Paris that it's not personal"
And in retaliation Paris didn't invite Britney to her December 18 Christmas party and now refers to her as "Animal" because, according to the source, "Britney doesn't think about things before she does them. She just acts out." Unlike Paris, who's the model of sensibility. Can you imagine the amount of thought she put into deciding to rub her vagina up against her sister's? Those are the actions of a thinker. I'm tempted to call her the Socrates of our time, but I don't think it would sufficiently capture the magnitude of her brain. Maybe Super Socrates.
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Comments
1. Posted by carrimart on December 30, 2006 12:50 AM
Look what I got as a Christmas present! The best idea I think, for me.
My best friend bought me pixels in this site and maybe Ill be famous soon…
2. Posted by cairyn on December 30, 2006 12:50 AM
We all miss that friendship.
Where's K-fed, by the way?
3. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 30, 2006 11:12 AM
I think I said something about how it was the fakest friendship ever or something.
4. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:15 AM
well thats just plain old mean!!
5. Posted by blueman on December 30, 2006 11:15 AM
i mean the world DOES revolve around Paris, doesn't it?
6. Posted by HarryNipples on December 30, 2006 12:14 PM
You know you have hit rock bottom when Britney Spears calls you up to tell you she does not want to be seen in public with you anymore...
7. Posted by CowgirlUp on December 30, 2006 12:54 PM
I swear Paris goes through friends the way I go through socks. Wonder who her new BFF will be? Any takers?
8. Posted by NicotineEyePatch on December 30, 2006 2:06 PM
Doo - doo doo (trailing flute)
BIG PIMPLIN'
Doo - doo doo (trailing flute)
BIG PIMPLIN'
9. Posted by Glammarama on December 30, 2006 8:19 PM
Paris Hilton is an heiress. Britney Spears is a whitetrash, cooch flasher. I'm sure Paris is all broken up about the fat, lowlife, has been skank not wanting to be friends anymore. Waaaaahhhh!!! Britney's gonna go run off now and put her red string back on and start hanging with Medussa, er uh, I mean Madonna. No, Medussa was correct!
Britney Spears is gross! Go away already bitch! NOBODY LIKES YOU HO!!!
10. Posted by thewaymouth on December 31, 2006 7:27 AM
[Originally...] 53. Posted by thewaymouth on December 28, 2006 7:48 AM
Let's see: Paris went out of her way to lift Brit's spirits after the painful collapse of her marriage, showed her a good time & also played w/her kids. So Brit turns around & tells Paris she can't be seen in public w/her "for now," dumps her new BFF for image = money reasons, like Paris has the GD plague.
Brit's referred to as an animal because she "doesn't think about things before she does them. She just acts out." Brit disses Paris & so of course Paris is supposed to just turn the other cheek & say may I have another? Brit explains it's not personal, Paris, it's strictly business. & so this is how she gets repaid? No! I say to all of you: Paris has been treated this day with no respect. As for Britney Spears, she makes it very clear to me today that she is my enemy.
Paris had better watch her back. She will be lucky if Brit doesn't have her hit. First. ...So Brit wants to go to war? OK, so Paris calls her "Animal," but remember too that Paris loves animals, she looks after them. She still wants to look after Britney, to keep her friends close, her enemies closer. She's just gotta be cruel to be kind, like all good Super BFF's.
Yeah, I had added Brit to my MySpace page after Paris took her in, to show unity w/the boss. I even made Britney my #4 Top Friend though she's merely #6 on the list of most hated-on Hollywood celebs. Guess who's not in my Top Friends anymore? My dear Miss Hilton still takes on the heat of the most hate fr Hell on Earth. "That's hot." "Paris" is the album of 2006. Paris Hilton is my #1 Top MSFF.
11. Posted by Leyna on December 31, 2006 12:11 PM
@#10 "I even made Britney my #4 Top Friend... Paris Hilton is my #1 Top MSFF."
Suck up harder? You tool, celebrities don't have feelings.
12. Posted by woodhorse on December 31, 2006 1:23 PM
but Britney has a pretty face and Paris doesn't so Britney wins. besides, she broke up first. i am waiting to see when they can milk the most media attention by becoming friends again. in the meantime, Paris can put one of those giant blow up Gorillas (like you see at used car lots) roped to the top of her car for extra attention
13. Posted by Chemicakitty on January 2, 2007 11:29 AM
If Brit is an animal, does thi mean Paris will soon be carrying her around in some douchebag handbag at award ceremonies?