Dec 11 2006Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie not getting married

But whyyyyyyyyyyyy!?!

http://www.veryliberating.com

she looks like she's got some gas problems...

Why would she marry him... or him her? They obviously are wise enough to understand that marriage kills all interest & good sex.

On another (yet related) note, they rarely cart their biological papoose around much when they go on outings, but they seem to have no trouble exhibiting the adopted brood.

Funny, huh?

Angelina's stolen so many men, she realizes there's just no point in actually marrying one of them anymore. Give her another year and another movie to fall for her next co-star.....Matthew McConaughey may be next.....

Oh noz! Another hollywood couple *not* getting married (so they can get divorced 3 months later) - this is the biggest news ever! - http://hollywoodsnark.com

Simply the fact that Johannesburg is said to be the location makes this rumour a big, fat lie... Or would these two really choose one of the ugliest AND most dangerous cities for their wedding???

Well, thank God for that.

http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com

Maybe it's because Oprah won't adopt a Black baby?

Lions across Africa are disappointed

http://www.celebslam.com

Now if only they would just stop making movies too because they both suck ass!!!!!!!!! But wow, aren't they pretty? Nahhh.

I think this is the best group of comments ever... because no one mentioned being first.
On the subject of these getting married or not, seems a little pointless at this stage.

awww poor opie, she's like the kid in the corner of the playground that eats his own shit.
::sniffle::
WHY WONT ANYONE PLAY WITH MEEE??!!
...i..i mean him...

Marriage is overrated. My husband read about getting a "blumpkin" and now he's pestering me night and day. What a pig. There's no way this would be happening back in the old days, before we got married.

do NOT TAUNT THE OPRAH!!! or suffer her skivvy-burning, butt-belch wrath!!

Hermes vs. Oprah - at least one reason to love the French.

I don't even have a snappy comback for this...I just lol'd

They aren't already married?

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

Correction: Oprah was invited but refused to go when she noticed there will not be chicken or watermelon on the menu...........

We didn't invite Oprah to our wedding either. I mean, my husband put her on the prleminary list, but I was not about to have her ruin my wedding. It's not so much the farting and belching that gets me, but the stench of self-righteousness and the fear that she'd start doing that down-home black voice on half my family. That one she pulls out whenever Denzel or Eddie Murphy are on her show.

Hee heeeeeeeeee. Lovin' the Orca comments.

Orca is so far out to sea in her own bathosphere that she needs not attend any more celeb marital unions, save for her own forthcoming one with her gentle lover, Gayle.

Is anyone else getting tired of these two? This whole world-savior schtick they have going is getting old. I mean, come, Johannesburg? Fuck off you pretentious cunts.

poor oprah, her stock is plummeting!

Off-topic: Nothing spells Christmas like Chris Rea's "Driving Home for Christmas"... Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

Good for them! Having adopted kids out of wedlock is a great idea!

Steadman owns South Africa.

I guess not getting married is the new trend of 2006/2007. Thanks, Angie and Brad. You two have yet set another fad. First it was adopting African prarie dogs and now it's not getting married, cause hey fuck it, you guys are celebs and can do whatever the fuck you want. What's next, pulling up your sleeves and being a blue-collar worker with a REAL job?

#26
That's only because Oprah bought it for him.

They can't find a wedding ceremony and reception venue big enough to fit both of their egos.

Just a comment that the other posts here gave me a much needed laugh. As for Angie & Brad - while I do admit finding him extremely fuckable, he's obviously a total douche. Spawning with the human stick figure and mixing his genes with her balloon headed self, has ruined all my fantasies of him. Now I'm stuck dreaming about Will Farrell. WTF.

As for Pooprah - last week at the checkout line, the Nat'l Enquirer had an issue of 'who's gay' and noted that perpetual non-hubby "Steadman" [oh it's so not ironic this is his name] was a gay bird. Surprise surprise. Not. That he's her little merkin man. I don't personally care if Poopy is gay [must be why she hates Rosie - too much lesbo energy/competition]. It's irrelevant to anything. But her gigantic continental sized ego...that pisses me off to no end. That and her endless butt kissing of fellow 'celebs'. She's just such a total pig.

For crying out loud, why don't you guys give poor Okra Windbag a break!

Well if Ang doesn't want to marry him, I will.

Why is everyone always so worried about whether Okra gets invited to weddings or not?

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie make up the hottest couple in Hollywood, I would love to see them get married. Together they seem more grounded than any other Hollywood couple. If the stars align in their favor for marrige then I wish them the best! I am also wishing the best for Brad Pitt for the upcoming People's Choice Awards. He is nominated for Favorite Leading Man. Be sure to tune in January 9, 2006 on CBS @ 9/8c, there are only 2 more categories left open for voting. Visit http://www.pcavote.com for more info. I got the latest updates because I work with the People's Choice Community.

All the stuff about Oprah at Tom and Katie's wedding was stupid. Just because she interviewed him on her show doesn't mean that they're friends...she's interviewed thousands of people, she can't just be going to weddings all the time.

Why would they be getting married? Homosexuals have still not received the civil right to marry and they said the wouldn't until that happened.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/homosexual-gay-marriage.htm

Who cares if they get married or not?

#35
WTF? Grounded my ass, there is no grounded couples in hollywood, especially not those two whores.

And another thing, whatever happened to thier fat lipped biological baby? Ever since her birth, i only seen one pic of her with brangelina, the rest of the time its only been Zahara and Maddox (I'll admit, he's a cutey.)
I think Angie has a phobia for white babies.... or maybe its just so ugly they're ashamed to show it.

Okay, we get it! Brangelina will not conform to the whims of common man. It must get drafty up on that pedestal of theirs.

Newsflash! The reason they are not getting married is because Brad is waiting for my husband to die so he can be with me.

Call me, Brad..... I'm a total tramp with low self-esteem. I'm also very "bendy".

i feel evil. but just cant help to say : YAY!!

they shouldn't get married because Goldie Hawn didn't, and her and Kurt's marriage is still going strong. Marriage is the celebrity killer. Look at Tim Robbins and that red-headed banshee he calls a "girlfriend," shouldn't they be called "elderly lovers"?

Pooprah has a 2-story bathroom made out of pink marble. That is enough to have her drawn and quartered if you ask me.

"they're legally bound to their kids, so don't need to be to eachother"

oh, how cute.. one big orgy..

pedifiles.

who cares to cover denials that people are getting married...that's not news