Dec 12 2006Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are better looking than you

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie walked the red carpet together for the first time at the premiere of The Good Shepherd in New York. And my God it almost makes me want to cry. They're usually covered in dirt from trying to save orphans all day and I've forgotten how good they look when they clean up. Well Angelina Jolie at least. Brad Pitt is starting to look like an old shoe. But Angelina, geezus. I suspect she's using some sort of lotion crafted out of the souls of young African children. A lotion that makes you look better than any human being should be allowed to look. And when you open the bottle a glowing gold light falls on your face and an ominous hum fills the room.



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eh, second?

Angelina is sucking Brad's life force, run Brad before that succubus draws the last of your good looks!
ps Nothing against Jolie though, she's smoking hot!

Yes. But at least I don't smell like fried dog-meat from spending half my life in shithole Asian countries.

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Angelina is indeed beautitul, I just wish she removed those horrible tatttos from her body. Otherwise, shee looks almost as good as my wife.

Seriously, Brad isn't looking so hot. And his face is fat. And the hair? WTF.

Angelina, as always she is beautiful and stunning. I want to lick her face.

Angelina is God

she's a succubus. and she's brainwashing you all. if she wasn't "famous" noone would give her a second look.

Are you kidding? She looks like a GOBLIN! :0

she owns him.

normall im a big fan of angelina jolie, i think she is one of the most beautiful women in the world but she is looking a little too thin in these pictures, and brad pitt seems to be looking worse everyday

I am not a lesbian but I would sure as hell do Angelina. If given the chance that is!

Brad is turning into an old man. But Angelina does like them that way (i.e. Billy Bob).

If pictures were words, these would say:

FUCK. YOU. MANISTON. YOU. SUCK.


team jolie!

She has lost far too much weight. Maggots 'n rice 3x daily will do that to you.

I do admire their combined humanitarian efforts, however. But I also secretly wonder when Angie will hit her next brick wall. I'm guessing sooner rather than later, judging by the size of her jutting clavicles and expressionless eyes.

Fuck. She's currently fostering THREE babies. That's looney-bin fodder right there alone.

she is the biggest peice of shit actress in the history of the world. the only thing she's good at is pouting and fake fighting. i watched beyond borders and holy shit i have never seen such bad acting in my life. she had one facial expression the whole movie. i wanted to kick her face in during that movie, she was so god awful. she's hot as hell so it doesnt matter if she sucks ass as an actress.

I do find it odd that these two hardly ever look at each other. It's like they are afraid if their eyes meet they may get so hot for each other they will start fucking right there on the spot!

Yes, Brad Pitt is better looking that me...

That's not to say that he's good looking...

Actually, I think he's starting to look his age! He's sporting some serious rinkles.

Good god, that dress is hideous.

They sure are!

http://www.veryliberating.com

Agreed that her face is looking too thin, but she does look pretty good.

Brad, on the other hand, seems to be storing nuts in his cheeks for the upcoming winter.

Angelina is my role model!

I am a recovering anorexic who just went into relapse when I saw her gorgeous skeletal figure.

Pitt has some grey in his stubble. How sexy is THAT?!

Burn my bush, baby.

The first picture leads me to believe that the lining of Brad's suit jacket matches Angelina's dress.

Christ, man.

Angelina's dress is great, her face looks great, etc., but the tattoos are so tacky.

least he got smart and dumped that goofy looking bitch jennifer... nice upgrade my man.

"Brad, on the other hand, seems to be storing nuts in his cheeks for the upcoming winter."

Aha ha ha ha!!! Sitara, I agree. Sorta like a steroidal chipmunk.

I always get the impression looking at these two that the magic spell will wear off once they stop drinking each other's blood. Then she will be left looking like the wicked witch of the west right before she melted and he will be found huddled in a corner drooling and rocking like a moonfaced mongoloid.

Brad is a young Robert Redford.

Look @ Angie's face in the very last pic... it sums her up pretty much, I think.

yes yes we all know Shiloh won the genetic lottery.

What the hell is she doing with him? All the time she's spent in third world countries looking at malnourished people has warped her mind, and she thinks this guy's the best she can do.

she's pulling a Mary Kate the way her back looks with all those bones hanging out. Otherwise, yeah they look pretty good.

what a wierd coupling. no matter how pretty they may or may not be, she is still a homewrecker and he is a cheateypants. ick. they look soulless in those pics.

Everyone's comments are so funny, it's like we are all scraping the bottom of the barrel trying to find something ugly about the way Brad & Angie look. We would do better to comment on their character...but wait, they feed hungry orphans and villages and I sit on my ass all day....fuck.....surely there is something!!!! What could it be?? Well I guess I could say Angie is a dirty whore. There, I feel better. PS Brad is only going to get better with age, I fear.

Whatever! I'm friggin' dead sexy.

Dear Ms. Jolie:

Please adopt me. I am from an impoverished section of New York City, many parts of which actually look ike Africa. You will get the fringe benefit of exclusivity regarding my enormous johnson. I await your response and shall leave my TV freeze-framed on you violently tearing off your shirt. I'm not sure which movie it is, but you seem to do it in all of your movies anyway. Many thanks.

Love, hugs, and erections,
RichPort

P.S. Brad Pitt may need botox.

15 I have always thought the exact same thing.

Oh yeah and, Angelina's back is kind of ashy. There, I found something.

geez, jolie's good, but not that good....
http://hollywoodsnark.com

What lovely people. I do wish however that if she insists on reducing herself to a skull-on-a-stick that she would have the decency to keep her hair down. Nothing like accentuating a neck that can barely support your head.
Do you suppose when she is on the treadmill for three hours a day and eating nothing but bulgur wheat that Brad walks by and tells her "It's different for us honey, you're not anorexic, you're a star!"

Actually, I think they BOTH look awful:
(1) Angie has lost way too much weight in both her face and body. She looks as if she's about to collapse.
(2) Brad is actually starting to look his age. And his hair is awful.
That's my 4 cents.

Angelina Jolie has got to be the most over-rated female star on the planet. She's not that great looking and she seems like a raging bitch.

No thanks, you can have her.

I look better then both these idiots, so speak for yourself. Fucktard Libtard Assholes!

#40 I want to stick my finger in your wonkie eye. I really do!

they really are.

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Word on the sreet is Brad has a BO problem

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Wow, that bitch is starting to get as skinny as Nicole. She looks a lot better with some skin on her face. She might be beautiful, but can you crack a smile once in a while???

Sheeesh Superfish, you said it. These 2 are such ridiculously hot pieces of ass that it is fucking astounding. I bet when they fuck, rose petals magically float through the air and angels smile upon them.

And kudos to Brad for getting rid of Jennifer Aniston. Gots to be the smartest move he'll ever make.

They may look better than me, but I bet my dick is bigger: http://celebset.s3.amazonaws.com/pics/B/Brad%20Pitt200662920545431800.jpg

She looks good because she has a special beauty regimen, that of slathering her tits, lips and face with her husband's semen on a regular basis - it's her special beauty secret...

I don't know, and I know a lot of people will disagree with me, but I don't find her beautiful at all. She doesn't have much of a personality, and those lips really annoy me. Take off her makeup, and she starts looking like an old shoe, too.

But Superfish, you are way wrong on Brad Pitt. He is so yummy and fantastic. I am gonna need to either A. Start some tacky Brad fanclub or B. Masturbate to "A River Runs Through It"

Oh yeah, can you imagine the gut-wrenching pain Aniston feels when she sees them together? gaaaaaaHH!

I just heard that Jen broke up with Vince Vaughn - this is probably the most important bit of news of the past year, surpassing the North Korean, Iranian and Iraq crises, and I have soaked my pillow nightly praying for Jen's continued good fortune and happiness in her life - I feel her pain...

Brad's jacket lining is polka dot. How funny.

I'm really not that Grimey. I swear.

#49 see #46 and reevaluate

#48 Sorry, but gotta correct you there. Saw her interview with Diane Sawyer and she is stunningly beautiful withour makeup. Her skin is phenomenal due to the aforementioned beauty treatments that Superfish described:)

#34 Rich, While your stabbing Angie with your gigantic cock, I'll step in and "distract" Brad for ya. Never say I don't got your back.

#53 See photoshop

P.S. Now post yours...

I hope they make a Vampirella movie. She's be a stone perfect Vampirella.

Poor Brad, he is starting to look worn around the edges. Her photos are stunning and she is one part beauty, one part artfully done plastic surgery & cosmetics, and one part good ol' hollywood hype.
Hey I buy it. I think she should donate a bunch of her eggs to charity (in Africa of course), so the earth can be populated with her genes via in vitro fertilization... an army of Angies, walking the planet. (ew)

PB, thou livest in Happy FantasyLand. I'll leave you to your river running through delusions of masturbatory grandeur.

You said it perfectly, Whammer Jammer. Angelina is completely overrated. Do we not all remember her from 5 years ago when she used to make out with her brother and tote around vials of Billy Bob's blood?

There are far more female celebrities out there that should be getting the praises you are giving to this phony.

looks like Angelina yacked up a small furry animal and placed it on Brad Pitt's head.

I'd let her do me in a heartbeat, but yes, she does look better with an extra 10-15lbs and a little extra wardrobe padding from the Tomb Raider movies. Her necks's looking a little stickish. I like the tattoos, it reminds me that deep down she's one crazy psycho bitch who likes it rough. As for Brad, he's realizing his pretty boy days are done and now will have to settle for roles George Clooney can't be bothered with. A couple of bad movies and Angie leaving him for her brother and then he's back to gay porn.

Ahhh.I figured it out! Ok, ponder this: when Jennifer "I'm actually really homely" Aniston started dating Brad "I really do look like shoe leather!" Pitt, she was all nasty skinny too. And now...Angelina Jolie is all nasty skinny. Coincidence? No way....He must keep his women thin. Or dating him must be really really stressful.

#54 - PBaby, I appreciate the support as always. If you could accidentally on purpose have him walk in the room when I have her howling like a wolf in heat, I'd appreciate that as well. Thanks!

angelina and her brother look so much alike it's scary. they have the sunken in face and big lips, they always look depressed and pale. AH. she's a beautiful woman, but she's a handsome man as well... isn't that scary? as far as brad, he does NOTHING for me.

#4 & #23 - Agree on the tats. Angie just said, "I think definitely before my son, I was a little nihilistic. But once I adopted Mad (Maddox) I knew I was never going to be intentionally self-destructive again."
Yeah, r-i-g-h-t. Like continuing to get ugly, fucking blue tattoos all over your body ISN'T "intentionally self-destructive"?
And, although the lips are authentic, Ang HAS had some plastic surgery:
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/angelina_jolie.htm
It's too bad she can't do anything about her veiny, skeletor arms.
#43 - I believe the term used for Brad is "hygienically challenged".

I don't think Brad looks bad for a man that's closing up to 50 years old :) He's gorgeous with his blue eyes and smile. Angelina is stunning as usual. You can tell that he absolutely adores her, he looks at her with so much love in his eyes...

And stop 'remembering' Angelina from when she was in her 20s and did stupid things like wearing blood veils and so on - it's been 7 years, get over it already! She's grown up a thousand times since then and I firmly believe that it is what you do for this world that makes you the better person... and not some old stories chewed by people over and over again, just coz they have nothing better to pick on!

don't they look stoned to you? fuck it, I'M stoned.


you know, i'm all for banging both of them... all night long... but i think i'd break angelina into pieces. her elbows look like weapons they are so bony and sharp. eat a pound of burger my dear.

Oh look another skanky I love defacing my body with shitty looking pictures chick. Dime a dozen. Next stripper please!

More can be found there:

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/angelina-jolie-and-pitt-rubbish-wedding.html

We all know that ya'll.

-Nerdbomber

It looks like Angelina's crying in the third pic.

Maybe she caught a glimpse of herself in a reflective surface and realized you could project movies on her forehead?

Angelina is HARDLY beautiful. I mean:

Unless beautiful's definition has been updated in the new version of Webster's dictionary.

The woman looks like a bobblehead doll on crack. No, she looks like that blowfish that made a camio in Finding Nemo.

Yeah, she looks like that.

Dear Tracie,
What's with the tattoos that's so destructive? I myself have three tattoos, but that's never stopped me from being the person I am today - devoted to her family, working, studying.. I'm planning to have a baby soon, too. But obviously with some people 'a tattoo' is equal to 'destruction' or something... My tattoos are art, just like Angelina's are, my tattoos have a special meaning for me and my family. And it's pity and sad that someone would pick on people's tattoos just because they have nothing better to talk about...

Oh, and just to you know, the pictures you compare here - Angelina is 14-year-old in the first picture and 30 or so in the second. Do you want me to show you pics od me when I was 13 and 30? because I'm sure you will start to assure everyone that I've done platic surgery - that's how much I differ in the photos. Adolescents change every day. And you don't have to thank me for the info.

God, I want Brad Pitt so bad. I have built a shrine in my home in honor of him and I follow him wherever he goes. I send him all kinds of love letters letting him know that we were meant to be together. Once, I broke into their house and tinkled on Angelina's toothbrush. But does he recognize that we are soul mates??? NO!

#73...

Libtard, I feel your pain - I also broke into Brad's house some months ago, I collected some of his pubes and made a bracelet out of it, sniffed his dirty Jockey shorts and shaved my ass with his razor and kept the hairs...then I jerked off on his pillow...it didn't make any difference though...

Obviously you've never seen me or you wouldn't be making such an obviously false statement. If you had seen me the headline would be "Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are hideous, bony zombie-creatures compared to Osh, as everyone knows."

#73 Fucking hilarious! LOL!!

Dearest Angelina,

Eat food.

Love,
soho

"Womb Raider", starring Brad Pitt..

nyuk nyuk..

Hell, I'll say it - she's hot enough that I'd put up with a threesome. But Brad would definitely have to shave.

Standing ovation to all the cheaters in the world! Good job.

To the rest of you non-cheaters, cheat so can have a plastic surgerized skeleton standing right next to you (if you're a man), and you'll have a moronic chipmunk(if you're a woman).

I'm sorry but I have to agree: that is one fugly dress

#80 tisk, tisk tisk I feel jealousy in you...

It is funny though that they bring Maddox and Zahara everywhere. But NEVER Shiloh. Is the child that incredibly beautiful?

Angelina is looking too skinny though.

Shiloh cannot be shown in public, she is so incredibly stunning, so perfect and beautiful, that nuns cry when they see her and doves fall out of the sky... us common folks are not worthy of gazing upon this perfect child....

I don't know...she looks kind of different to me. Like her lips are even fuller than usual and her nose seems more pinched. I wonder if she had some work done?...

Her legs are too thin and her boobs are okay, but nothing special. Never really noticed her ass so there probably isn't much going on there. That mole above her eyebrow has always bothered me, but otherwise I'd love to "foul" that face. And the things I would do to those lips.....

That said, the whole do-gooder-ambassador-to-the-world schtick is so hypocritical given the way she's lived her life that it kind of negates any of her good qualities (read: appearance). Net result: meh. There's hotter chicks out there.

IN YOUR FACE, ANISTON, IN YOUR FACE! THEY ARE PRETTIER THAN YOU SOUR PUSS HORSE FACE - NEENER-NEENER-NEERER, AMERICA'S SWEETHEART IS ALLLLLL ALONE.... WAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DON'T YOU GO CRY YOURSELF TO SLEEP ON YOUR HUGE, HORSE-SHAPED PILLOW?

Ah... that being said, I refuse to eat until I am at least as half as skinny as pretty lips up there... hup, time to go the the gym....

Brad Pitt is looking like Robert Redford.
;-)

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#85 & # 88 hahahahhahhahhah

brad wishes he was redford.

he's looking ugly next to ange. she's so hot.

jen atleast made him look good.

I hate the fact that both of these people are considered both attractive and talented...oh and humanitarians. Gha-yuck.

The general-public opinion of how popular they are is just a reflection of how dumb our culture is over people, thier physical beauty, intelligence, and their ACTUAL intentions.

I've said it once and I'll say it again: Whoever Brad Pitt dates/affiances/impregnates/divorces/adopts African babies with, ends up looking exactly like him with that freakishly chiseled jaw. Remember when he and Gwenyth had the same jaw AND the same blonde hair cut? That was not right.

...and the fact they are so full of it [with regard to thier intentions..not to mention, crappy acting skills] while both are not even that bright and interesting disgusts me even more.

Shit, Matt McCaughney and...Jennifer Aniston or any other celeb...but THESE two? C'mon people...and c'mon Mod, get real, THEY ARE NOT BETTER LOOKING THAN MOST PEOPLE.

Give me a break.
Come to Georgia, and you'll find a hick that looks like Brad every ten miles or so and drag queen loaded on heroin ever mile and half in ATL that looks like Angela. Lord forgive my manners.

pardon me for my bad grammar from the post before, but i'm steamin mad at this bit about UglyBra-Gina.

...again, THERE ARE SO MANY INTERESTING AND MUCH MORE ATTRACTIVE AND TALENTED FOLKS OUT THERE FOR these two.

For these two to become a standard for our pop culture...makes us all dum dums.

94 did you say 'ever mile and a half'?? Hahahahaha.

oops i did it again.

>>"It is funny though that they bring Maddox and Zahara everywhere. But NEVER Shiloh. Is the child that incredibly beautiful?"

Shiloh must be a fucking freak. Remember the Suri Cruise pictures? Everyone talking about how beautiful that baby was, and when we finally see it it looked like an encephalitic Eskimo? I'll bet Shiloh looks like a crack baby with an engorged anus below the nose.

#72 - Dear little lemming,
You can go ahead and justify indelible ink pricks all you want, the fact remains that, unless you're in the military or a gang, you're nothing but a poser. Nothing screams a woman's devotion to family, work and study like a tiger on her back, or flowers and a fairy around her ankle. Classy! You want art? Paint yourself a fucking picture, dipshit. And before you go and start popping out additional little lemmings who idolize and value celebrity culture more than any lifestyle they will EVER experience, you may want to go out and buy yourself a clue.
And I do thank you, thank you for assuring me that this world is still full of self-righteous, sanctimonious assholes like yourself to ridicule on this site. HTH.

I am not a lesbian either, but my god! i would do her in a heartbeat. And I'd gladly have sex with him, too. Or, both at once, come to think of it.

They are a hot couple who clearly adore each other and are doing great things with their fame. I hope they make it past next year at this time.

i dont see the big deal, i think she looks like a drawn shrivelled lollipoop... not very stunning at all.. give her 5 years, wait til she start pullin the botox injections out

I want to watch her pee...

fake & pruchased

Johnny Depp is still the hottest man ever, but Jolie is beautiful, regardless of her theft of babies and collection of children and edious 'quirky' behaviour. And she's rich. Sigh

i love her and she's beautiful
but why the heck is she so skinny...i liked her tomb raider body...this is a lil too thin for me..
and brad...ick ure looking more homely and jennifer these days...

No one is better looking than me

She does look a tad too thin. But she is still gorgeous. Brad is starting to look really old. Bring back the Brad from Legends of the Fall. And i totally agree with # 17.

i really dont find her that attractive right now. she could be so beautiful if she tried, but her makeup isnt the right kind for her. and when i was looking at the pictures, i noticed her ears are really thin. i didnt even know people could have thin ears.

Ditto to cole007 #88! wow what a site, god bless America

Brad looks tired (which is another way of saying he's starting to age). I hope he does so more gracefully than Redford. The gray stubble is not a good look with the blond hair, and that particular hair style does him no favors.

As for Angie. She is beautiful. She can't act much, but she is beautiful. (Dang.)

I saw a picture of their offspring today, and my retinas have not detached. Repeat: have not detached.
She does have Jolie's lips, but also Brad's squint-eyes. BUT, Jolie's eyebrows. BUT, again, Brad's squint-eyes, and yeah, those trump great lips and eyebrows.
Doesn't matter, she'll still get pushed in puddles for the 5 - 8 years of school because her name rhymes with Pile O'Shit.

I don't get the hype surrounding Angelina. She's good looking, but, jeez, not all that.

Mariah I would take in a heartbeat over her, but then again, I think Mariah Carey is one of the most beautiful women around.

Jolie is beautiful, but in these pics she makes nicole richie look fat. There's a lot of girls that are way prettier, it's just her position that makes everyone think she is hot. Hell, any of the girls in playboy are hotter. Pitt has never seemed that attractive to me, val kilmer was always hotter in my eyes, or Johnny Depp.

Looks like her nose job is starting to collapse.

Quoting Nicotine Eye Patch: "Doesn't matter, she'll still get pushed in puddles for the 5 - 8 years of school because her name rhymes with Pile O'Shit."


ROFLMAO!!!!!! Oh my God, I actually fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard! Bravo, good sir!

Put your hand over Brad's mouth, his eyes only exposed... Downe's Syndrome. Sorry, but he ain't all that... AND why do these stupid idiots concentrate on foreign countries, to make headlines... !!! SINCERITY I THINK NOT.

the pale alien and the squirrel nanny, same fucking dull expressions every time! Brad should run before she adopts a whole tribe..

@99, Tracie, you are my new favorite person on this site. Damn, I love rants like that.

#111- I think I saw the picture you did. She actually looks like Brad Pitt with Angelina's lips. As weird as it sounds, Suri cruise is waaaaayyyy cuter.

they have both seen better days.....

She has Arabic written on her wrist! :o

i hate! HATE HATE HATE to admit it! but jolie is beautiful! brad looks so worn out.

ugh somebody please get her a sandwich

For couple who's prancing around 3rd world countries in a ploy to redeem themselves for being either a freak or a cheater....they don't look very happy... or healthy.

I love that look on her face in the 4th picture, the look of disgust barely hidden behind the fake smile. It's liek she's saying "I'd rather be getting checked for anal warts than dealing with you white nerdy people, but my agent says I have to do publicity or my film is gonna tank."

>>"As weird as it sounds, Suri cruise is waaaaayyyy cuter."

Jesus. So what exactly does Shiloh look like if a dwarf Inuit with Downs Syndrome is cuter? Angelina must have squeezed out an Ebola-infested turd and put a little baby hat on it.

Angelina is my favorite girl but she doesn't seem to be very happy in these photos.
My guess is that she is defensive of the media because of all the recent scrutiny.
Brad Pitt looks so in love with her but it would be nice to see a pic of the two of them gazing into each others eyes. I don't think I've ever seen one yet.

#127
the reason you wont see a photo of them looking at each other lovingly is because... well, i guess because they don't really love each other that much anymore. It like they're both drama queens and now that the whole taboo of thier romance is over, so are thier feelings. They're probably only together for the kids.

hey is it just me or is ange starting to look like a cross between Keira knightly (pic 1) and the skiny hilary duff?(pic 2)

I never though someone a supposedly mature as her would give into the super skinny fad. it's a shame too, she had some nice curves.

IMO Brad is very overrated & quite ordinary looking, but Angelina is unusually beautiful. She should have left her nose alone though....

#74

ass shaving AND jockey sniffing? The man is made of STONE, I tell ya.

#129, YES YES that was exactly what I was thinking, the thin hilary duff! she looks so old suddenly, brad too.

She's nothing but well done

i agree with others - too thin. traces of prettiness, but so so gaunt. it's scary

#115 - thanks, but 'sir' implies that I have a better social ranking than I actually do. And also that I might have a penis.

#119, yep, same pic, and you still have your retinas too, which is a good sign.

I hear Angelina Has had more dick inside her than the Urinals at The Astro Dome.

too picture perfect......

something's amiss with these two, I just can't put my finger on it.
Angelina looks something fierce (or fiercly malnurished), but I don't know. I guess we'll just have to wait and see.

So are they even married yet?

Angelina needs to eat some more food. She's looking pretty emaciated.

I like her tattoos...they all mean something to her, but at the same time, she has definitely shed that bad girl image she was sporting in her BBT days. They seem uncharacteristic now, but she is still involved in humanitarian acts, so her tattoos still carry that significance.

I admit Angelina is beautiful all except for the lips which always gets such high praises. Am I the *only* one who can't stand her huge lips & mouth?! The same goes for Julia Roberts' huge ass mouth.

#89, he totally looks like Redford!
whatever, i actually extreamly tired of them.

A-ha.. so that's what they were saving those orphans for..

Also, what kind of world is this where we have a Dustin Diamond sex tape floating around (retch) but no Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie sex tape? Now that would be quality television.

Yeah, Angelina. Whoo! Nothing hotter than a bag of antlers.
Someone fix this broad a sandwich.

Anyone seen the ep of "where my dogs at?" with the brangelina bit? That pretty much sums up thier relationship. If you haven't then you should, it SO damn funny... and acurate. Try YouTube.

she looks like a polished white trash turd, and he was never that fucking hot.

I'd excuse myself, but I'm having trouble figuring out which one's prettier...

yeah, they look nice

They're both good looking people, which amounts to nothing. They get by on their looks in Hollywood, as said by many, their acting isn't so great.

Also, I read an interview Jennifer Aniston gave in Vanity Fair, and it WAS his fault their marriage ended.

She believed in sticking it out, but he insisted on "finding himself" and denied there being another woman.

Yet, he hooks up with Angelina right off the bat?

If he can't even tough out a four year marriage, I hardly doubt this will last forever. He's the type of person to leave when the going gets tough...For now, I think he's feeling a bit overwhelmed, because Angie insists on bringing a new kid into the house every year.

She did an interview stating that she got pregnant for Brad as a "gift". Hello, she's obviously trying to make him stick around.

Deep down she fears him leaving. Who came up with the idea that more kids = someone staying around?

Who knows? Maybe, it will work for her...For a few years.

I'm betting five years, max.

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