Dec 13 2006Beyonce's boob is, uh, falling apart

New and first?

Her boob is like my granny-ies old and falling apart

http://www.rumorficial.com

All Negro women have floppy tits.

WTF?

Justme, that was an incredibly racist thing to say! That said, Beyonce's boobs aren't looking to good these days.

i don't think it's bad. i mean, all the basic parts are there, you could just take her home, undress her, and rearrange everything until it looks human. it'd be like playing big-assed barbies.

That boob looks more deflated than a Republican.

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EWWWWWWWWWWW

I'm beginning to think her entire body is held together by scotch tape. It was a good body, but it needs stronger hold tape.

Also #7 - very very funny!

Holy moly that's terrifying. Why is our society allowing us to....

oh f*ck it, I'll shut up.

Someone get her a tire air inflator, or whatever the hell they're called.

xox
canuck

p.s. Glitter on your body is totally out. It's so 2003, Beyonce.

I can't see beyond her blue eye shadow. Who does she think she is, a Supreme?

Well I've heard of Air-heads, and Air Jordan, but Leftie is a new one to me.

I've never liked Beyonce, she sounds so ignorant when she speaks and her singing is just her wailing over backup singers. I don't see the big deal about her. She is pretty though.

Hello, photoshop.

What the hell is that? My boobs are real and look 100 million times better than that blotched boob!

( and I doubt if the guy in the green sweats in the last pic watched 'Fashion File' this week)

#16 can I see your boobs?

-response from a 16-year old kid

www.the16yearoldblogger.com

She has 99 problems but a bra ain't one.

She has incredibly beautiful teeth.. and her ass is to die for.. it is high noon on my sun dial.. time to go furiously polish the one eyed gopher

the bow on her dress is creating a shadow and she has tan lines from what appears to be a tiny bikini top.
it's just an illusion created by shadows and light.

Look at the pics on perezhilton.com, or any other gossip site. Her tits look normal there. The superficial guy airbrushed them.

#12:she doesn't think she's a supreme.she thinks she's a dream girl :)

oh, and her pasties are showing.

at least she had enough sense to wear them so her nipples don't show through her dress.

Truth is, she was training to be an astronaut when this was taken. It's simply centrifical forces. She's spinning in the simulator, and the result is that her boob-juice is flying toward the outside in accordance with the laws of physics.

Either that, or something is seriously wrong here. But I'm going with the boob juice.

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God that dress would look so good on me.

The boob thing is b/c of the dress. But DAMN does she slather on the make-up.

#19 - Hahahhahahahhahaha

What is up with her dresses? Everything I have seen her in lately looks like she is auditioning for the lead in The Little Mermaid.

Ahhh! Dying boob!

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wow, it's actually deflating - Jay Z can't be too happy about that! http://hollywoodsnark.com

Beyonce is as lovely as ever; nevertheless, HATERS abound. I think her corset may not be adjusted properly in these photos.

C'mon people! She never said she was Boobylicious did she? That's why you shove her face in your pillow and jackhammer her ass like union workers on city streets. BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM

Hmmmmm, a third breast, wait wait I'm trying to find a negative here. NOT! on Ms. Dragonbreath here of course....

...hmmm three hooters

oopsie!!

Rich, are you okay?

my cat's breath smells like cat food

#33: lmao!

More duct tape on the right one next time sweetie, and too much makeup again. Trying to hide your age?

God she is so fake. Fake hair, fake boobs, fake nose, fake talent, her teeth are probably even false.

She is a giant Barbie Doll, all made out of plastic.

BTW, it's generally considered a fashion no-no to match your eye makeup with your outfit. She needs to fire her drag queen mom and hire a real stylist.

Left boob? What about the right one?
I thought that doing a PhD on boobs would include a subject called "Left and right" ;-)

LOL @ 19....

"Your girls got deflated boobies and I feel bad for you son......."

I think that dress was a little too tiny because her ass is somewhat too large. So her stylist decided to compensate by deflating her left boob. But I'm pretty sure she pumped it up right after that evening. Oh, and this time she fixed her wig...

I heard there are some pictures somewhere of Beyonce without her right leg. Apparently it fell apart during a concert while she was screaming, but they're making a brand new one for her!

Jrz - Beyonce makes me feel like an Africanized squirrel every time I see her.

Rich...all rabid and black??

*cue fashion voice*

The latest from the House of ASSEON...for the welfare momma...ASSSSEON....for hooking up with a new babby daddy... ASSSSEON....for your next court appearance ASSEEEON.

*cue local voice station talent*

Available at most liquor stores and downtowns.

Beyonce is a douchebag.

funny how her left teet managed to lose weight, but her ass is still bigger
than a buik skylark.

Jrz, I'm just waitin for some fucker to call them African-American squirrels...

what is she baling about?

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/maria-kanellis-wwe-diva-assorted-pics.html

As much as I love CSI I think there's nothing wrong with her funbags.

I think it's just a bad case of too much "pushing up" if you know what I mean.

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looks like she forgot to wash off Jay's sticky little Z's ...

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looks like she forgot to wash off Jay's sticky little Z's ...

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whoever said that was an 'illusion' created by shadows needs to look at the full size picture.

Breast implants can go seriously wrong, check out the pics in this article and you will see what else can occur-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/breast-enlargment.htm

so jay z nibbled on her breast and popped the implant. look at his mouth - how can she be surprised?

#33 LMAO!!!!!

#53...very informative, I also enyoyed the piece on cockrings. It's like you never think about geeting one but all you need is a little information to take that first step.

the cockring not the implants

She is not falling apart.

She's just standing in an akward position.

http://www.mwza.com/

She gorgeous but what's up with her boobs?

FAKE ASS TITTIES EWWWW

Try as I might, I can't even jerk off to that picture.

Fuck.

OMG. WTF?

##55 LMAO!!!! So true. Jay Z must have sucked too hard this time. Those monster lips must be super strong!

*POP* Fssssssssssssss

as her boob slowly deflates, her manager reluctantly changes her name to "Beadequite"

So beyonce is a man?!?!?!

That looks like a shit-ass photoshop job to me.

One of her boobs my be melting away, but she's still got that big negro ass.

Hey now lets not be racist! sure she has a big ass but so ddoes J;Lo and she aint black.

I think she just wore so many animal corpes that she's starting to take on thier characteristics.

btw, That is a BEAUTIFUL dress. they should have someone hot wear it... like Hally Berry.

To hell with the boob; I still trying to get over the DRESS.

She looks like she just came from Mermaid Prom. When she goes back under the sea, the boob will regain its EQ and everything will be alright.

I'm scared

oh mhy goodness what happened to her outfit? did'nt she look at herself before she left her house?

Beyonce is just beautiful. Her boobs don't matter to me.

http://www.shopfemina.com/designers.html

Her dress is corseted, and the wire part is digging into her boob and creating a ridge.

Is anyone else sick of this woman?

what outtatheblue said. you people are fucking retarded. you can obviously see it in all the pictures of her facing sideways.

look, the evidence is piling up. first the skin buckling on the side of her face. now the deflating tit. let's just face facts. beyonce was created by attaching more than 500 separate cosmetic pieces to a 16-year-old hispanic boy. it's his ass that you're all salivating over. trust me, if there's anything i know, it's 16-year-old boy asses. i'm a republican, after all.

oh god no.

why cant her stylist match her weave to her natural hair color?

#39 - right on! The girl is a plastic surgeon's dream come true. And her mother is a horrendous designer - anyone see the ads in women's mags lately, for the "House of Derron" or something equally ghetto? What the fuck is with these talentless skanks? Beyonce [which is the dumbest 'hood name ever] makes me want to smack her face silly. Screeches like a great horned owl instead of singing, wears drag queen outfits with lots of "pride", dates a former drug dealer pimp daddy, has two leeching parents who live off of her manufactured fame and has way more 'tude than is warranted from such a piece of shit.

and talk about ugly legs!!! No calf muscles, chunky chicken leg thighs and a behind that could endure much more lipo to reduce to merely continental proportions. Yeesh, I hope her next gig is as a judge on American Idol or other half-baked crap that's passing as 'entertainment' lately.

Fake indeed - she's probably a fucking hologram. Well, at least we can hope....

Oh but she's purdy. She makes me feel about 7 again. I wish I had her in my bedroom so I could dress her up and brush her hair. Well, wig. She's like a giant Bratz doll and I like it. She probably smells like those scented novelty erasers and has "poseable limbs".

But looking back, I used to pimp out my Barbies to Action Man. And have them star in pornos and then commit suicide by leaping off high buildings, so perhaps I wouldn't be a good custodian of the Beyonce doll after all.

Re her bulbous ass... it'd take a lot of pounding to get to the bottom of that.

I think it's the way she's standing, because it's mainly noticeable in the pics where her arm's cocked back.

She's drop dead gorgeous, and the glitter and eyeshadow are keeping in tone with the movie, Dreamgirls.

It looks like expected results of breast implants. If you talk to a plastic surgeon, they will tell you that implants are not meant to be "permanent" and will eventually have to be removed/replaced. Here's an FDA link that shows what typically happens eventually:

http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/breastimplants/breast_implants_photos.html

more info here:
http://www.lookingyourbest.com/info/breastimplant-srisks.php

enjoy your fake boobs while you can.

i'll still hit that

Perhaps, perhaps. But she's still damn fab. I'm loving the dress.

haha i'm pretty sure that the wire that gives her dress shape just got bent the wrong way. of course i would assume that would be painfull but i don't expect her to start pulling at her dress on the red carpet. that said, she looks creepy when she's skinny. eat a sandwich!

Beyonce is Total B.S. I know her ass is fake (I saw pictures of her in a swimsuit and her ass was small) but her boobs. That sucks. I don't like her anyway. She can't sing or act. I likr Kelly better.

Justme..What are u talking about? do u even know black people???I doubt u'll keep are interest too long with ignorant statement like that..And black don't crack baby, unlike ur wrinkled white mother..We have melanin..we absorb the sun while it creates indents, and "fine lines"(more like "unfine") in you...Her dress is tight at the top, u fools that cnt tell ur ass frm ur elbow..It has a built in wire at the top to shape and hold in the breast..While shes posing her left shoulder is up pulling her boob down...Get it 2gether..U hating ass lames!!!

that's so gross...

u stupids her dress is tight on her tit
aint nothin wrong with her u haters.

u stupids her dress is tight on her tit
aint nothin wrong with her u haters.