December 13, 2006
Beyonce's boob is, uh, falling apart
Beyonce should seriously consider getting a refund from her plastic surgeon because her body is falling apart. I'm not an expert when it comes to breasts (despite my two PhDs on the subject) but I'm pretty sure they're not supposed to do whatever it is they're doing here. It's as if her left boob is dividing like a cell so she can grow a third breast out of her armpit. Which sounds pretty hot in theory, but just look at the pictures. It'd be like masturbating to photos of mold.
A few more of Beyonce and her magical deflating boob after the jump.
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Comments
1. Posted by vikingprincess on December 13, 2006 8:57 AM
New and first?
2. Posted by www.rumorficial.com on December 13, 2006 8:58 AM
Her boob is like my granny-ies old and falling apart
http://www.rumorficial.com
3. Posted by justme on December 13, 2006 8:59 AM
All Negro women have floppy tits.
4. Posted by jenni_jinx on December 13, 2006 8:59 AM
WTF?
5. Posted by Rich From Your Home on December 13, 2006 9:00 AM
Justme, that was an incredibly racist thing to say! That said, Beyonce's boobs aren't looking to good these days.
6. Posted by *required field on December 13, 2006 9:00 AM
i don't think it's bad. i mean, all the basic parts are there, you could just take her home, undress her, and rearrange everything until it looks human. it'd be like playing big-assed barbies.
7. Posted by crabbie on December 13, 2006 9:01 AM
That boob looks more deflated than a Republican.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
8. Posted by Pointandlaugh on December 13, 2006 9:03 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWW
9. Posted by arrested-development on December 13, 2006 9:03 AM
I'm beginning to think her entire body is held together by scotch tape. It was a good body, but it needs stronger hold tape.
Also #7 - very very funny!
10. Posted by female canuck on December 13, 2006 9:03 AM
Holy moly that's terrifying. Why is our society allowing us to....
oh f*ck it, I'll shut up.
Someone get her a tire air inflator, or whatever the hell they're called.
xox
canuck
11. Posted by female canuck on December 13, 2006 9:05 AM
p.s. Glitter on your body is totally out. It's so 2003, Beyonce.
12. Posted by serial snarkalec on December 13, 2006 9:07 AM
I can't see beyond her blue eye shadow. Who does she think she is, a Supreme?
13. Posted by Binky on December 13, 2006 9:07 AM
Well I've heard of Air-heads, and Air Jordan, but Leftie is a new one to me.
14. Posted by chelsea_423 on December 13, 2006 9:08 AM
I've never liked Beyonce, she sounds so ignorant when she speaks and her singing is just her wailing over backup singers. I don't see the big deal about her. She is pretty though.
15. Posted by LdlV on December 13, 2006 9:08 AM
Hello, photoshop.
16. Posted by RoseColoredGlasses on December 13, 2006 9:09 AM
What the hell is that? My boobs are real and look 100 million times better than that blotched boob!
17. Posted by Binky on December 13, 2006 9:11 AM
( and I doubt if the guy in the green sweats in the last pic watched 'Fashion File' this week)
18. Posted by DrunkBlogger on December 13, 2006 9:11 AM
#16 can I see your boobs?
-response from a 16-year old kid
www.the16yearoldblogger.com
19. Posted by PapaHotNuts on December 13, 2006 9:14 AM
She has 99 problems but a bra ain't one.
20. Posted by helistar on December 13, 2006 9:15 AM
She has incredibly beautiful teeth.. and her ass is to die for.. it is high noon on my sun dial.. time to go furiously polish the one eyed gopher
21. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 13, 2006 9:16 AM
the bow on her dress is creating a shadow and she has tan lines from what appears to be a tiny bikini top.
it's just an illusion created by shadows and light.
22. Posted by jrzmommy on December 13, 2006 9:17 AM
Look at the pics on perezhilton.com, or any other gossip site. Her tits look normal there. The superficial guy airbrushed them.
23. Posted by peopleRweird on December 13, 2006 9:18 AM
#12:she doesn't think she's a supreme.she thinks she's a dream girl :)
24. Posted by ImmaAssClown on December 13, 2006 9:18 AM
oh, and her pasties are showing.
at least she had enough sense to wear them so her nipples don't show through her dress.
25. Posted by Not from the CIA on December 13, 2006 9:22 AM
Truth is, she was training to be an astronaut when this was taken. It's simply centrifical forces. She's spinning in the simulator, and the result is that her boob-juice is flying toward the outside in accordance with the laws of physics.
Either that, or something is seriously wrong here. But I'm going with the boob juice.
http://www.papparelli.com
26. Posted by 86 on December 13, 2006 9:24 AM
God that dress would look so good on me.
27. Posted by BriBri on December 13, 2006 9:28 AM
The boob thing is b/c of the dress. But DAMN does she slather on the make-up.
28. Posted by lisad71 on December 13, 2006 9:33 AM
#19 - Hahahhahahahhahaha
29. Posted by Anonymous on December 13, 2006 9:35 AM
What is up with her dresses? Everything I have seen her in lately looks like she is auditioning for the lead in The Little Mermaid.
30. Posted by VeryLiberating.com on December 13, 2006 9:36 AM
Ahhh! Dying boob!
http://www.veryliberating.com
31. Posted by HollywoodSnark on December 13, 2006 9:39 AM
wow, it's actually deflating - Jay Z can't be too happy about that! http://hollywoodsnark.com
32. Posted by Eikooc on December 13, 2006 9:43 AM
Beyonce is as lovely as ever; nevertheless, HATERS abound. I think her corset may not be adjusted properly in these photos.
33. Posted by RichPort on December 13, 2006 9:43 AM
C'mon people! She never said she was Boobylicious did she? That's why you shove her face in your pillow and jackhammer her ass like union workers on city streets. BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM
34. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 13, 2006 9:46 AM
Hmmmmm, a third breast, wait wait I'm trying to find a negative here. NOT! on Ms. Dragonbreath here of course....
...hmmm three hooters
35. Posted by jrzmommy on December 13, 2006 9:56 AM
oopsie!!
Rich, are you okay?
36. Posted by artie_lange's_liver on December 13, 2006 10:00 AM
my cat's breath smells like cat food
37. Posted by BriBri on December 13, 2006 10:02 AM
#33: lmao!
38. Posted by ch474 on December 13, 2006 10:03 AM
More duct tape on the right one next time sweetie, and too much makeup again. Trying to hide your age?
39. Posted by jc7676 on December 13, 2006 10:03 AM
God she is so fake. Fake hair, fake boobs, fake nose, fake talent, her teeth are probably even false.
She is a giant Barbie Doll, all made out of plastic.
BTW, it's generally considered a fashion no-no to match your eye makeup with your outfit. She needs to fire her drag queen mom and hire a real stylist.
40. Posted by Pladijs on December 13, 2006 10:06 AM
Left boob? What about the right one?
I thought that doing a PhD on boobs would include a subject called "Left and right" ;-)
41. Posted by Italian Stallion on December 13, 2006 10:06 AM
LOL @ 19....
"Your girls got deflated boobies and I feel bad for you son......."
42. Posted by MyGosh! on December 13, 2006 10:08 AM
I think that dress was a little too tiny because her ass is somewhat too large. So her stylist decided to compensate by deflating her left boob. But I'm pretty sure she pumped it up right after that evening. Oh, and this time she fixed her wig...
I heard there are some pictures somewhere of Beyonce without her right leg. Apparently it fell apart during a concert while she was screaming, but they're making a brand new one for her!
43. Posted by RichPort on December 13, 2006 10:13 AM
Jrz - Beyonce makes me feel like an Africanized squirrel every time I see her.
44. Posted by jrzmommy on December 13, 2006 10:16 AM
Rich...all rabid and black??
45. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 13, 2006 10:19 AM
*cue fashion voice*
The latest from the House of ASSEON...for the welfare momma...ASSSSEON....for hooking up with a new babby daddy... ASSSSEON....for your next court appearance ASSEEEON.
*cue local voice station talent*
Available at most liquor stores and downtowns.
46. Posted by the boy on December 13, 2006 10:19 AM
Beyonce is a douchebag.
47. Posted by Jenster on December 13, 2006 10:29 AM
funny how her left teet managed to lose weight, but her ass is still bigger
than a buik skylark.
48. Posted by RichPort on December 13, 2006 10:31 AM
Jrz, I'm just waitin for some fucker to call them African-American squirrels...
49. Posted by BiGiTiGi on December 13, 2006 10:34 AM
what is she baling about?
http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/12/maria-kanellis-wwe-diva-assorted-pics.html
50. Posted by Glunp.com on December 13, 2006 11:20 AM
As much as I love CSI I think there's nothing wrong with her funbags.
I think it's just a bad case of too much "pushing up" if you know what I mean.
http://www.glunp.com/
51. Posted by Dcrew220 on December 13, 2006 11:23 AM
looks like she forgot to wash off Jay's sticky little Z's ...
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52. Posted by Dcrew220 on December 13, 2006 11:23 AM
looks like she forgot to wash off Jay's sticky little Z's ...
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53. Posted by fame is funny on December 13, 2006 11:36 AM
whoever said that was an 'illusion' created by shadows needs to look at the full size picture.
54. Posted by HolisticWisdomcom on December 13, 2006 11:53 AM
Breast implants can go seriously wrong, check out the pics in this article and you will see what else can occur-
http://www.holisticwisdom.com/breast-enlargment.htm
55. Posted by Mark Furman on December 13, 2006 12:01 PM
so jay z nibbled on her breast and popped the implant. look at his mouth - how can she be surprised?
56. Posted by shanonorato on December 13, 2006 12:20 PM
#33 LMAO!!!!!
57. Posted by BarbadoSlim on December 13, 2006 12:53 PM
#53...very informative, I also enyoyed the piece on cockrings. It's like you never think about geeting one but all you need is a little information to take that first step.
the cockring not the implants
58. Posted by Lea on December 13, 2006 1:14 PM
She is not falling apart.
She's just standing in an akward position.
http://www.mwza.com/
59. Posted by Kristin on December 13, 2006 1:26 PM
She gorgeous but what's up with her boobs?
60. Posted by allgravybaby on December 13, 2006 1:30 PM
FAKE ASS TITTIES EWWWW
61. Posted by Sloppyseconds on December 13, 2006 1:41 PM
Try as I might, I can't even jerk off to that picture.
Fuck.
62. Posted by Boogie Monster on December 13, 2006 1:50 PM
OMG. WTF?
##55 LMAO!!!! So true. Jay Z must have sucked too hard this time. Those monster lips must be super strong!
63. Posted by cayana on December 13, 2006 1:59 PM
*POP* Fssssssssssssss
64. Posted by PrettyBaby on December 13, 2006 2:09 PM
as her boob slowly deflates, her manager reluctantly changes her name to "Beadequite"
65. Posted by Saera on December 13, 2006 2:11 PM
So beyonce is a man?!?!?!
66. Posted by jillybean on December 13, 2006 2:22 PM
That looks like a shit-ass photoshop job to me.
67. Posted by TNB Alerts on December 13, 2006 2:40 PM
One of her boobs my be melting away, but she's still got that big negro ass.
68. Posted by renee on December 13, 2006 3:34 PM
Hey now lets not be racist! sure she has a big ass but so ddoes J;Lo and she aint black.
I think she just wore so many animal corpes that she's starting to take on thier characteristics.
69. Posted by renee on December 13, 2006 3:35 PM
btw, That is a BEAUTIFUL dress. they should have someone hot wear it... like Hally Berry.
70. Posted by MizScarlett on December 13, 2006 4:13 PM
To hell with the boob; I still trying to get over the DRESS.
She looks like she just came from Mermaid Prom. When she goes back under the sea, the boob will regain its EQ and everything will be alright.
71. Posted by Dory on December 13, 2006 4:19 PM
I'm scared
72. Posted by j on December 13, 2006 5:15 PM
oh mhy goodness what happened to her outfit? did'nt she look at herself before she left her house?
73. Posted by Shopfemina on December 13, 2006 5:50 PM
Beyonce is just beautiful. Her boobs don't matter to me.
http://www.shopfemina.com/designers.html
74. Posted by outtatheblue on December 13, 2006 6:07 PM
Her dress is corseted, and the wire part is digging into her boob and creating a ridge.
75. Posted by purplepuppy on December 13, 2006 6:36 PM
Is anyone else sick of this woman?
76. Posted by megan-amanda on December 13, 2006 7:58 PM
what outtatheblue said. you people are fucking retarded. you can obviously see it in all the pictures of her facing sideways.
77. Posted by paging mr foley on December 13, 2006 8:19 PM
look, the evidence is piling up. first the skin buckling on the side of her face. now the deflating tit. let's just face facts. beyonce was created by attaching more than 500 separate cosmetic pieces to a 16-year-old hispanic boy. it's his ass that you're all salivating over. trust me, if there's anything i know, it's 16-year-old boy asses. i'm a republican, after all.
78. Posted by sharkbite on December 13, 2006 8:42 PM
oh god no.
79. Posted by libtard on December 13, 2006 10:39 PM
why cant her stylist match her weave to her natural hair color?
80. Posted by AnnoyingPseud on December 14, 2006 12:31 AM
#39 - right on! The girl is a plastic surgeon's dream come true. And her mother is a horrendous designer - anyone see the ads in women's mags lately, for the "House of Derron" or something equally ghetto? What the fuck is with these talentless skanks? Beyonce [which is the dumbest 'hood name ever] makes me want to smack her face silly. Screeches like a great horned owl instead of singing, wears drag queen outfits with lots of "pride", dates a former drug dealer pimp daddy, has two leeching parents who live off of her manufactured fame and has way more 'tude than is warranted from such a piece of shit.
and talk about ugly legs!!! No calf muscles, chunky chicken leg thighs and a behind that could endure much more lipo to reduce to merely continental proportions. Yeesh, I hope her next gig is as a judge on American Idol or other half-baked crap that's passing as 'entertainment' lately.
Fake indeed - she's probably a fucking hologram. Well, at least we can hope....
81. Posted by AmberDextrose on December 14, 2006 2:22 AM
Oh but she's purdy. She makes me feel about 7 again. I wish I had her in my bedroom so I could dress her up and brush her hair. Well, wig. She's like a giant Bratz doll and I like it. She probably smells like those scented novelty erasers and has "poseable limbs".
But looking back, I used to pimp out my Barbies to Action Man. And have them star in pornos and then commit suicide by leaping off high buildings, so perhaps I wouldn't be a good custodian of the Beyonce doll after all.
82. Posted by fergernauster on December 14, 2006 5:11 AM
Re her bulbous ass... it'd take a lot of pounding to get to the bottom of that.
83. Posted by KeiraKnightleyFan on December 14, 2006 8:12 AM
I think it's the way she's standing, because it's mainly noticeable in the pics where her arm's cocked back.
She's drop dead gorgeous, and the glitter and eyeshadow are keeping in tone with the movie, Dreamgirls.
84. Posted by PS on December 14, 2006 9:14 AM
It looks like expected results of breast implants. If you talk to a plastic surgeon, they will tell you that implants are not meant to be "permanent" and will eventually have to be removed/replaced. Here's an FDA link that shows what typically happens eventually:
http://www.fda.gov/cdrh/breastimplants/breast_implants_photos.html
more info here:
http://www.lookingyourbest.com/info/breastimplant-srisks.php
enjoy your fake boobs while you can.
85. Posted by rmol100 on December 14, 2006 9:24 AM
i'll still hit that
86. Posted by Uhn Tiss Baby on December 14, 2006 11:43 AM
Perhaps, perhaps. But she's still damn fab. I'm loving the dress.
87. Posted by notyou on December 14, 2006 12:22 PM
haha i'm pretty sure that the wire that gives her dress shape just got bent the wrong way. of course i would assume that would be painfull but i don't expect her to start pulling at her dress on the red carpet. that said, she looks creepy when she's skinny. eat a sandwich!
88. Posted by april24 on January 1, 2007 11:52 PM
Beyonce is Total B.S. I know her ass is fake (I saw pictures of her in a swimsuit and her ass was small) but her boobs. That sucks. I don't like her anyway. She can't sing or act. I likr Kelly better.
89. Posted by LiyLuv on February 17, 2007 10:31 PM
Justme..What are u talking about? do u even know black people???I doubt u'll keep are interest too long with ignorant statement like that..And black don't crack baby, unlike ur wrinkled white mother..We have melanin..we absorb the sun while it creates indents, and "fine lines"(more like "unfine") in you...Her dress is tight at the top, u fools that cnt tell ur ass frm ur elbow..It has a built in wire at the top to shape and hold in the breast..While shes posing her left shoulder is up pulling her boob down...Get it 2gether..U hating ass lames!!!