Dec 8 2006Beyonce and Jay-Z maybe not getting married

I don't care about these two.

than the lord it is not another skanky spears vag shot...

could it be because Jay-Z saw the pictures of Beyonce's face falling off on the superficial the other day?

idk, i think its nice to hear about someone other than hohan/britney once in a while. (i'm not saying i don't enjoy reading about the stupid things they do)
anywayS, would they be like mr.&mrs.-z ? beyonce-Z?

she decided to stick with the birthday party only after jay-z showed her the prenup

Hey, "B" - I hear Russell Simmons is available.

Of course, after Godzilla - OOPS! - Kimora, he'll need serious retooling. Because I hear she got his in the divorce.

Where's Rich, this would be music to the Big Cocked Man.

Her father also confirmed on the radio that they weren't going to get married.

It was kind of saddening to me. It's known Jay wants to settle down and have a family...

@8 wrong site faggot..........

More rumor denial?!?! This isn't common for this couple!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

I don't know what to say....I kinda hate Beyonce lately for all her diva behavior...thinking she's the shit, and no one else is...OOPS..i forgot thats ALL of Hollywoodland...so basically, I kinda hate all celebrities!

#8 :"It was kind of saddening to me. It's known Jay wants to settle down and have a family..."
HUH? It's time to get a life, ya think?!

Who would want a marry a chick with such a horrible wig anyways?

http://www.celebslam.com

#6 - Yeah man, fuck that broad. She is such a gold digger. Russell deserves better than that shit.

Oh Beyonce, you're time has cum, er, I mean come. I know you're a frigid bitch... let's let Big Daddy RichPort (I know you like rappers) warm it up for you, shall we? A nice backrub, some classic Marvin Gaye... perhaps a tall glass of your favorite vintage Alize... baby, I will shear whatever farm animal you need me to to make whatever kind of wig you need.... plus I speak Kingon: jsÇhga hiuuh ñzc Éçaja. Huh? What do you think..? You know Jay's a groupie-boning wannabe... yea, I know I'm broke as a joke and married, but c'mon Ms. Knowles, give me some target practice on that pretty little face of yours... we can even let J Lo watch. Call me!!!

#12 quit going for sloppy seconds, #9 already hit that (better)

#16 Great minds think alike I guess, fuckface.

She sucks ass, did you guys read about her real age? she 32, that lying whore. Her young age is all that she had going for her at the beginning, no one would have cared about a fat assed 28 years old back then, i really hope it's true. Even if it's not, she still sucks and i hope her face peels off.

This is where i read about her age http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com/

I heard it had something to do with her Lace Front Wig.

#18 - She can suck my ass, teabag me, toss my fucking salad. There are very few chicks that are as hot as her... I'd like to give her the Arabian helmet... niiiiiice...

wow, i guess she's gonna be an old maid now. who would ever want to marry such an old ugly thing? Rich......

She's marrying him so those worms in her temple don't spread. See, he has the antidote that will save her. But, really, its just Tang.

HELLO!!!! unicorns might not marry opossums but they marry rats - look at Marc Anthony and J-Lo.

Jrz, the fact that she's older makes her tastier as far as I'm concerned... I always felt a bit dirty looking at her "young" ass... apparently RichPort Jr. is smarter than I thought...

Beyonce is morphing into her K-Fart "Derriere" designing mother, especially since it's been revealed she is actually 46; NOT 25. Those twin witches could pass for sisters.

Additionally, her ego is larger than her ultra-padded behind and jello jiggling thighs.

Bye.

Superficial, I am not sure if any one told you, but Unicorns don't exist. I know, it is like me telling you Santa does not exist (hope I did not blow THAT for anyone). If you need to talk about this, or just have a good cry, give me a call. ;-)

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

#25 - Where did you get that stupid shit? 46? Please tell me where you buy your weed.

rich just wants to lick a pussy that's had a real black man's dick in it

It has to be the wig. It's ruining everything.

I heard a rumizzle on the Superfizzle that he won't marryizzle any bizzle with a bad wigizzle.

http://www.papparelli.com

i'd love to see how many of you think she'd still be hot after they take off her fake hair and eyelashes, all the make up and not airbrush the crap out of any image of her.

she'd be uglier than Jay-Z!

I suspect this is related to the wig issue. Clearly I'm not alone in this assumption.

#31 Do you remember the pics of her when she and Jay Z were on vacation? She had no makeup on (but still had the wig/weave) and she looked pretty damn hot.

31 - Actually, you forgot to add the thought of her not dieting or working out like mad. She'd be as big as Kirstie Alley at her worst.

I don't think she's ugly at all, but I don't get people's obsession with celebrities when they're all done up. I prefer naturally beautiful people.

Could she be lying about getting married? Oh no, celebs never do that. Well in that case could se be lying about her age?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/98997/did_beyonce_lie_about_her_age.html

#28 - Did you write that all by yourself? I mean, no, seriously, do you really wanna take credit for that stupid shit. Much like your mom said to me, come harder next time. Idiot.

#31 - No I'd much rather see you naked... huh..? what's that..? Oh not willing to put yourself out there... I get it. What? Did the wide angle lens on your camera break? Even the candid photos of this chick are hot. She seems like a stuck up cunt, but she can go to a personality coach, and well, you'll still be you.

Is somebody trolling RichPort? Those are some lame comebacks.

#38 - End of day brain fry I suppose... I'll do some knuckle push ups on hot coals and dick smack those two later... c'mon they were that bad...

#28 & #31 - Take turns biting me.

they're probably already married....

Beyonce lies A LOT

haaaaaaalaaaaaluuuuyjaaaaaaaaah.

Bitch has Oprah ass, ... Wait a couple of years, and she'll be as big as a fucking house. Oh, and nice weave, for a man.

he found out her real nose was just like his, and her lips were too, and their kids would be the ugliest little jiggas on the block

the only thing i have to say to beyonce is please don't marry JZ

can this ho be any more fake....

she's so bland without her additions (hair, makeup, eyelashes, nails,....damn everything!)

jayz has bought himself a real high-maintenance piece of ass

THERE'S NO SANTA??????????????

cuz he fell in love with her FAKE HAIR

damn.. she's a typical bland BLAH w/o all the fake extras.. who gives a fuck ?

Who cares if she marries the ape or not????

Isn't it nice, though, when pretty creatures take pity on ugly creatures? :)

JayZ is ugly ass hell, i dont understand y anyone would ever want to even look at that..Beyonce is okay, shes not the hottest shit on this earth like everyone makes it seem..i could really care less if they marry or not...they would be cakin it together (makin mad money--4 those who don kno)..they got some good music out and jayz clothin line sells A LOT

why is she with that tubby quasimoto?

I think that was kinda rude.. the whole unicorns marrying opossums.. I think if she loves him and gets married to him or even got married to him that is HER BUSINESS.. sure he might not be the prettiest famous face. but we don't know how he treats her.. or how his personality is.. and thats what love is based off. so yeah thats how I feel coming from a 15 year old beyonce fan.. sure I don't think that hes cute but. she finds something in him special so yeah everyone should just leave them alone so they can be them.