Dec 5 2006Andy Dick hops on the bandwagon

I woulda laughed.

woulda laughed too.

Andy Dick is quickly becoming the next Courtney Love, in terms of drug intake, general obnoxiousness, and absolutely no talent.

Andy Dick Sucks.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

he must really be a no talent hack if this is his best way to make press

Oh, and sexual perversity too. He'll be having sex with multiple dogs next, all of them black.

# 4
andy sucks dicks is what you meant right?

Andy Dick is mentally ill, most likely bi-polar. He needs to sit down with Robert Downey Jr. to discuss treatment options. Robert finally stopped self medicating and got on some real psych meds. Now, he doesn't go into strangers homes and sleep in their beds.
Andy, stop using the coc and get some help. David Strickland's death was almost 8 years ago. Get your life right or you will end up like him.

The fact that Andy Dick is even taken seriously as a "performer" in this country is mind boggling in itself. It's just unbelievable. He does keep the tabloids gainfully employed, however....

What a dipshit.

http://www.veryliberating.com

i'm sure he'll turn this around to be some study of society by saying

"I simply wanted to learn if race mattered so I called a room full of people from all races blacks". The fact that these people took offense tells me that THEY are the bigots who have a problem with being called black. The audience should do some soul searching to figure out why they are racists. I don't think it is an insult to call someone Nigger cause you're just calling them black and black people have been cool since '01".

Actually he was saying "bigger! bigger!" because everyone in the audience has a bigger penis than him.

maybe the crowd was full of african americans and he is racist!!

i like shit

HAS BEEN!

washed up hack. How bad is your career (or lack of) when you have to copy another washed up hack?

We're all niggers on the inside. Well, not all of us, just the black people.

Andy Dick's still alive?????

///Actually he was saying "bigger! bigger!" because everyone in the audience has a bigger penis than him.///

Guess we'll have to take your word for it.

Nineteenth comment!

is he the one on the left or the right? ....actually, wtf do I care anyway. Obviously whoever he is or wants to be, he is a looooooooooooser.

Andy Dick has been this for years

http://www.celebslam.com

To tell you the truth..the only time he was funny was when he did the documentary for the aristocrates. He was fuckin hilarious...no other times though. This time..actually..I would of laughed though. We already know why he said it.

18 - You COULD take my word for it because I'm a huge slut who'll suck off just about anybody for a rock, so I guess you could say I'm a nigger on the inside too.

well, his last name IS Dick.....

I'm in England... so, who the hell is this dufus and why am I supposed to care about him being offensive??

Sarah, then why are you posting? GTFO of here.

he gives dick a bad name...he should be called Andy Pussy.

What a sad, sad, completely irrelevant individual.

That's pretty funny. He's good about 50 percent of the time. I like cynical bastards. Anyone who doesn't understand the humor behind this is one of two things:
1. Living in a cave.
2. An uptight twat with shit for brains.
It's not a word I use out of respect for others who have made a big deal out of it, but I don't understand how it's ok for every rapper/hip-hop...um...guy?...and black actor to use, but it's off limits to anyone else. That's the sort of thing that creates division. If there's no stygma behind the word then it can't be stygmatized. Is that word any worse than calling somebody a stupid, no-good son-of-a-whore? Andy Dick is funny and this incident was funny.

Stygma? I meant "stigma". Oops.

#14 - The term HAS BEEN would suggest that he, at some stage, was an EVER WAS.

Sarah--seriously, are you a fucking masochist? While the internet is global, this site happens to originate from the United States, so chances are most of the stories will be about American celebutards. If it were a British-based site then your statement would be in line, but it's not and you look like the asshole who came to the party and, as my buddy Ferret would say, pissed on all the coats. ......Jesus, and they say the fucking Brits are so well-mannered.....

haha ASS CHIN

I've always thought the guy had a few too many screws loose, to be honest. I liked him on Newsradio though. But in real life he's a whack job.

#23- ?
And who is this guy? I've never even heard of him.

He can be funny but can also be one colossal douche.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

Ha ha - crack up

i think he's a funny dude in a weird, random kinda way.

(for those of you that are getting all pissy about what he said - i think he was just joking - you know about the whole kramer thing - duh)

SoupaSarah is back and contributing gems again I see...

Seriously Sarah, you are getting some good ones today... This one is still my favorite...

"To be fair us British ARE more intelligent than you Americans. "

Nothing says dumb British git like using improper English to declare yourself the superior nationality.

Perhaps that statement should say "To be fair WE British are more IRONIC than you Americans..." That much would be oh so true today...

Oh, you IRONIC pomey slag...

#37 - Oh, and it's so cute the way you've embroidered 'Captain Obvious' on your cape, too!

Well you can't really judge my language against your butchered version of english...

What is this anyway? Are people not allowed to dislike America??

Sarah--you can dislike Americans all you want but you don't have to start your fucking shit everywhere you go. Are you this much of a fuckhead all the time?

#40 - Sure, you're allowed to dislike America (with written permission from me, of course). The same way that you're allowed to dislike people who dislike your dislike of America. Ain't freedom grand?

I wouldve laughed at that too. That to me is good comedy.
Not good comedy is hearing a Kramer joke everytime theres a commercial for seinfeld on tbs.

bloody hell, all I did was ask who this Andy Dick bloke is!!!

bollocks to ya :P

What's the big deal. Everyone should grope Pam Anderson's breasts at least once in their life ... Brett Michaels, Tommy Lee, Hugh Hefner, David Hasselhof, Kid Rock, Andy Dick, Ok - who's next in line?

Oh, and as aside: I'm not from the UK. I live in Australia and I know who this twat is. Actually, I'm so aware of his work that not even shoving a hot soldering iron into my ear with do enough to erase the memory.

Don't worry Sarah - Brits are all good in my book!

Andy Dick has never been funny to me, he just seems like a walking disaster.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

SoupaSarah, is it true that British people eat Arab babies and the fog, over generations, has mutated their genitals so their vaginas resemble Rowan Atkinson? Please take a look in your "bloomers" and get back to me.

'will do', even. Not 'with do'.

Fuck, I hate me.

And you wonder why most of the world are anti-America. 8-)

Sod Americanisation and sod the free market.

#27 - having Andy Dick change his name to Andy Pussy is an insult to pussy - and I ain't talking about your cat!

Pussy is the most glorious creation ever put on this Earth. For centuries, men have fought wars over it, art and music has been created to impress the keepers of it, and now it surfaces in almost every conversation that occurs in your local drinking establishment. Straight men know it - getting some bad pussy is better than getting no pussy at all. Big, small, hairy, shaved, smelling like flowers or a full barge of tuna that rammed into an iceberg. We men don't care!! So long as it isn't green on the inside.

Women of the world (not wearing a flannel button down lumberjack shirt), I salute you and your wonderful gold mine!! To those women wearing the flannel shirts, stop taking it away from the rest of us, and learn to share!!

American*

He's so coked out. I mean, the guy's one cracked out pubic head.

"Andy's had more black dick in him than a urinal at the Apollo theatre..."

Maybe he should tell that joke at his next gig, so he can mend fences with the black community...

Also, why is it okay for blacks to call each other "nigger" but the minute anyone ELSE says it, it's considered bad - ???

Sod? I'm sorry, I don't need any lawn care, but you can sweep my chimney for a tuppins.

Come on, that was funny.

so I guess you could say I'm a nigger on the inside too

You are what you eat, they say.

#56 - ROTFLOL!!
Chim-chimminy, chim-chimminy, chim-chim-cheree. When you're with a sweep, you're in glad company!!
Tea & crumpets anyone? No? Then go spend a penny!!

#44 Soupa Sara

Andy Dick played a character on a show over here called "News Radio" It ran for several years and his character was the idiot office assistant. Since then he only makes the papers rarely and then it is usually because he has done something stupid like grabbed a bouncers dick and gotten thrown out of a club or vomited on somebody's mother.

He is sort of equivilant to that girl from Eastenders that became a tabloid queen over in England when she did so much coke that she only had one huge nostril, just a big train-wreck that you mostly ignore.

Now as for my comment which is......Andy Dick made the papers? Wow! It's going to be a MERRY CHRISTMASS at the Dick house this year!

A man that doesn't like pussy should not have the last name Dick.......

Wait, nevermind.............

#51, Sod the free market? Quick question for you...where did you get your computer? Oh THATS right, mummy and daddy bought it for you. Guess it's easy to be anti-capitalistic when somebody else is paying all your bills, but I have news for you my little Yorkshire Pudding, it's still capitalism when the money comes out of mummy's purse. Sheesh, how many O levels did YOU fail?

@#55

Your an idiot, do u know that?

57 - I love me some mocha tail.

#56 its tuppence not tuppins, you stupid idiot.

#58 You shouldnt believe everything you see in Mary Poppins.

#61 I brought my own computer thank you, I pay my own bills, I have my own job. Oh and we don't have O levels in this country anymore, pillock. And i'm at Uni so I obviously didn't fail any of my A levels :) ok my little Yorkshire Pudding?? :)

Maybe next time you can do us all a favour and not vote for George W. Bush.

I'm sorry, I should really spend more time studying the complexity and beauty of the British culture, like "Faulty Towers", putting milk in your tea, and not going to the dentist.
I apologize for not being more culturally aware. I realize how sensitive you racist, elitist inbreeders can be when you get to listening to Oasis and waving your "I Hate America Because It's Trendy" flag.

People don't hate America because its trendy, they hate America because you insist on inflicting your culture to every single part of the world (except maybe Cuba). Because you create a monopoly on world trade, where the economy of smaller, poorer countries isnt allowed to flourish because its so full of Mcdonalds and such like. People don't like America because American films and American music at our cinema and in our charts make it twice as difficult for local talent to be see/heard.
Yet when a country like South Korea regulate the amount of American products it allows in, America gets pissy! As if you don't have enough influence already!!!

There is my tuppence.

#51: Soupylimey - did you really say you would lay sod in my yard for free?? While I don't normally condone hiring non-mexican foreigners to do my yardwork, I would put my morals aside for a day if I got some free labor out of you.
Call me! (*makes universal sign for "call me" with hands).

I think the British are vastly superior in almost everything to Americans. Films, comedy, TV, and music. Most of the great rock bands were British. I don't understand the anti-British tone on this thread. It was SUPPOSED to be about Andy Dick, who lives up to his last name again with his idiotic behaviour.

#64 - Soupy, would you back Putin/Blair on '08??? I know I would and so will Colbert!!!

Monty Python, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, King Crimson, Emerson, Lake, and Palmer, Yes, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Doctor Who, The Young Ones, Brideshead Revisited, Lawrence of Arabia, I Claudius, etc., etc...

Some great contributions to culture from the British.

Andy Dick should be the poster child for abortion...

I'm with Sarah all the way. I'm British too, 65 how DARE you make such racist sweeping generalisations? You are an idiot, anybody with more than 2 braincells will agree with me. You took that too far and Sarah sounds like a perfectly intelligent woman to me.
Your life must be so boring.In breeders? Where the hell did that one come from?
Go get yourself a brain and have a good think about who the real "racist" is.
I'm with ya Sarah!

The British can just suck my cock, starting with the queen.

#66
For an Englishmen, you sure dont have a good grasp of the language. Aren't not isn't and in and on, not at and in.

You're right. I personally insist on "inflicting" my culture on every single part of the world, I create a monopoly on world trade and push McDonalds on small countries. I do this when I'm not at work, like on the weekends.
People don't like America because American films and American music at our cinema and in our charts make it twice as difficult for local talent to be see/heard. Well, I guess that's true for any local talent. Fact is, those said movies and music cost more money to make and and likewise more money is spent on promotion and distribution. Once your people start accumulating enough funds for worldwide distribution and come out with a new band or movie that isn't the same old whiny, limp-wristed dog shit, please let me know. And please don't tell me English people aren't capitalists.

#70, don't forget Pink Floyd!

73- haha trust me mate, you wouldn't see us for dust. Go get laid or go to a angermanagemet class. Whatever it takes for you to stop being so madly offensive

"how DARE you make such racist sweeping generalisations?"

Does anyone else picture DenimPetals???? as some Winston Churchill look-alike with his hand firmly entrenched in the vest of a 3 piece suit and ripping the monacle from his left eye while screaming the above statement?

#72 - Actually, it's not really racist unless you're of different colour, is it? If you're both white (or indeed any other colour) it's just being a jerk about cultural differences.

Oh, and apart from that, they're yanking your chains, guys (no US allusion intended). They're pushing your buttons and you're reacting in the exact way they hope you will. It's kinda like... ohhh, I don't know, someone calling someone nigger to get a reaction. But who on Earth would do THAT? Pffft. Ridiculous.

You're right...Pink Floyd, another great British band.

has anyone ever tried a dental dam? are they sold locally like at CVS?

lol good one! Honestly.
You're really gonna have to try hard to keep that imge of me. It's kinda cool. Not as good as my photos though.

78 - ...Getting his crisp white glove ready for a face-slapping, his mustache a-flutter with "harumph!"s and "I never!"s...

#79. I know, I was actually just thinking that myself. I don't know what it is. But you're totally right yeah.

#80 how bout the Revolutionary War, you guys gave us that one too but we didn't want it so we shoved it back up your ass.

#77

you thought what I wrote was madly offensive, what the fuck kind of British are you, the pansy tea-party kind. Do you know of any straight guy that has never asked for a fucking blowjob, I was just asking for one, in this I was asking fucking England to "SUCK MY COCK".

osh - harumphs & bloomers are my 2 favorite words of the day. I thank you and may God Kill the Queen.

Oh, Sarah, how you amuse... Go look up the word Empire and see how many countries England has raped in the last 1000 years. You really reached a zenith with your work in Africa and India. Those places can thank you and your countrymen for giving them a legacy of poverty and oppresion that they probably still will not have beaten by 2150. America is the only country to be oppressed by England and manage to come out better off. That, of course, because we kicked your sorry asses out and made this a country of freedom instead of monarchy. To your credit, you pussy Britains do ask nicely when we have to bail you out of world wars or help you with military technology.
Don't preach about world influence and the legacy America is leaving. We have 1000 times more positive leavings for the world than England ever has or over will. We strengthen economies, help build infrastructure and subsidize so many fledgling economies in the name of Free Trade that it boggles the mind. England sits on its ass and waits for our scraps. As well you should.... You were once the lions in our global flock. Now you are little more than a toothless three-legged dog. Good luck with those A levels and the real education you have coming sweetheart.... You seriously need it.

Andy Dick if funny and unique, all you haters sound like morons. You wouldn't know satire if it came and dick-slapped you upside the head. Ian Bagg should be glad Dick jumped onstage for some impromtu sarcastic slurs. This is the funniest thing I've read about all week.

Andy Dick is not funny. Is he unique? He's just another coke addicted celebrity.

Someone from England talking shit about America imposing its culture on the world? That is RICH. Crack open a history book, my dear.

#90 coke addicted like the British Rock Bands.

#31 - I stand corrected. *bows down*

#89

laughable, you assume to know what "satire" is which means you've been dick-slapped upside the head.

yeah, bigponie I wasn't quite clear on that you're right. Unless it crosses that line nothing sexual offends me. Because I don't look like Churchill (god help anyone that does), I also have sex, it kind of a world-wide thing. What I suggest is that you take a look at previous posts and maybe understand then. But fair enough to ya, that was a vague comment.

Since I love you so much, Sarah, I think I will further your education with a simple explanation of free market.... You said....

"People don't like America because American films and American music at our cinema and in our charts make it twice as difficult for local talent to be see/heard."

Well, if you stupid fuckers would STOP BUYING the American music and movies you so claim to hate, they would stop saturating your market. It is YOU fuckwits that are driving your local economy and setting the trend to suppliers on what to sell and not sell. You have no one to blame but your own society... And that is a free market... You fucking moron.

I will say this for you... At least we know that the education system in England has taken the same major dive as in America. All you spout is psuedo liberal bullshit and point fingers at everyone you think had something to with your "disenfranchisement". The future for England is bleak if little minded, self important, uneducated twats like you are the norm for British kids at Uni...
Good luck working at the new McDonalds we are building in your neighborhood. Hey, you can complain but you fuckers are the ones buying the Big Macs after all...

#88 'We strengthen economies, help build infrastructure and subsidize so many fledgling economies in the name of Free Trade that it boggles the mind'

oooh so thats what you're doing in Iraq, my mistake. and here was me thinking you just invaded it for oil. 8-)You can hardly compare British Imperialism with America's Imperialism of 2006... You're hardly a model democratic country are you? Look how the elections were rigged so that Bush won. Unless you really are stupid enough to have elected him again.... the mind certainly does boggle.

PS America didnt save our arses during the Second World War, I think you'll find that without the Russians neither America nor Britain would be as know them both today. I think its quite sad that America has no proper history or CULTURE of its own except shitty homogenous rubbish, thats why you have to slag off England. Well, I actually think you are jealous and would love to live in a great country like mine.
so NURRRRRRRRR :P *sticks out tounge*

@81

Dental dams are best flavored-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/dental-dams.htm

PS why do Americans get so worked up about a lil America hater like me :). I think Pete needs to either smoke a Bifta or have sex or SOMETHING. Damn.

You should wikipedia Socialism or something, because you might learn a thing or two about your 'great' country :).

Poor poor Sarah... Dense ignorant delusional limey whore... Look at a map bimbo... Germany (and several other countries) sits BETWEEN England and what was Russia. The war front with Russia had nothing to do with the Germans who were camping in France and getting ready to hand you your ass in merry old England. I assure you the Americans who died on the beaches of Normandy and across France in order to stop the advancement of Germany were doing so for the protection of England. Oh, and America would be FINE today had Russians not fought so gallantly. It is you Europeans who would have been thoroughly fucked. You would be eating Bratwurst right now.

Oh, BTW if you want to talk about Iraq and oil you should mention that British Petroleum is one of the largest benefactors to the war in Iraq and your government couldn't get involved fast enough at the outset of this war. Granted, you are a lap dog doing what you are told but you could have bowed out of this war. Didn't though.

Please note, that YOU came here slagging off America. Not the other way around. So don't start shit and then complain about people talking about England.

With your innaccurate world views and lack of historical accuracy, you are lucky to even be allowed at Uni. You truly are the most ignorant limey whore I have ever encountered. The most you have to look forward to is getting pounded missionary by some bloke who has bad teeth and bad cockney accent... Other than that, you may as well drown yourself in the Thames sweetie...

#97

"NURRRRRRRRR :P *sticks out tounge*"...That's sounds real kinky, just how long is your tounge?

SoupaSarah, I'd live in New York City over London any day of the week.

Q-Sarah- Do you know what they call an African American in England?

A- Nigger.

Hey Soupy:
"PS why do Americans get so worked up about a lil America hater like me :)"

I'm sorry, but WHAT?!? You've GOT to be kidding me.

You come to an American website and tell the Americans on the website you hate their country. You expect everyone to be fine with that? "Hi there, I think you all suck!" That, in itself, proves you to be the dumbest fuck around, and does not reflect will on your country.

punjab, have you bothered to look at sarah's first comments. She DIDN'T come in here slagging off America, she wanted to know who the guys were in the photo, then you all jumped on her, it's insane.
As for your views on that war, they are totally inacurate, and you have the cheek to call us uneducated.
As you know, hardly any of the British people wanted this war. Oh wait.. maybe you don't know at all.
Well if you ever bother to catch up on world news you would of seen the massive protests that it caused when Tony Blair declared we were going into Iraq.
Uni students were even expelled because they had a clear mind of right and wrong. People walked out of their classrooms, offices and protested to a deaf government.
It's not our fault Tony Blair has his head stuck up Bush's arse.
So it's not a suprise he handed over his role as Priminister.. so at least in some way he knew he fucked up by doing this to our troops.
IM WITH YOU SARAH!

Andy Dick is a comedic genius. His satire and targets the comedy establishment and fellow comedians who attacked Michael Richards and turned away from their own free comedic expression in order to be politcally correct. Andy Dick truly sees the big picture and is truly a comedic genius who has integrity. Use your brains!

#97 - I'm confused... is it supposed to be like "Super Sarah", you know, like a crime fighter, or "Soup or Sarah", like a choice? If it's the latter something tells me most men would opt for the fucking soup...

I love the Brits, really I do. I really do have great friends in Surrey and London, wonderful people really. And they have no misconceptions about how hypocritical people like you are. Your country is our ally in the war for global hegemony... in fact I do believe your PM is our poodle. Dubya represents the fanatical side of the US, much like you must represent the ignorant side of the UK. Is "Uni" that easy to get into across the pond? But don't worry, our boys will still bail your former "sun never sets" arses the next time you get in too deep. What are friends for? Now, go watch an American program on the telly and bugger off!

Posted by PapaHotNuts on December 5, 2006 4:50 PM

Q-Sarah- Do you know what they call an African American in England?

A- Nigger.

...what's your point ?

I think we should calm down. How did this get so serious. This is my point. Flick through it whatever.
Point out the bits you don't like and I will show you something differant.
It must be such a good feeling to know your leader is an idiot, who can't spell and only just learning to string sentances. Beacause hey! At least he's not a "poodle", and again I think Blair let his country down. I think the British government is a mess right now. But it's a wonderful island, rich and artistic.
You don't have to love your leader, or anyone else for that matter, to be patriotic.

http://britishexpats.com/articles/uk/what-makes-britain-great/

@108 Don't you mean

What's

your

point?

:)

I have no teeth, can someone help me?

Arse not ass, speak like me or die, understood?

#66 we and so many people
we know love going to cuba

...cos it's got no
...americans : )))

lol lol lol

love yourselves you idiots

@110

the point that

i was trying to make

is that you are

a racist faggot ):

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faggot? :(>

#81 - if you just can't wait, cut a condom up the side and use that, or saran wrap will do (in a pinch) ;)
This thread has taken a rather interesting turn. Andy Dick - unifier of the masses.

wow, you can spell faggot 113. Round of applause

#113 papa, you love me so much you pretend to me us :)

lol bitch : )))

Did anyone actually do any investigating? I mean, maybe the audience was a bunch of niggers.

STOP IT!!!!
117 dont be saying that word it offends me. Could you please not say it again? I know it's not just you, but you know? Thanks

Yes, 117. I, too, find the word 'investigating' to be anathema.

Reading all this crap is taking away from my drinking time. (Just kidding ladies)
Although the political.com at this depot is always tres funny - I'd never heard of this guy either which seems to have started this intellectual diversion.

Somewhere Lenny Bruce is laughing his ass off.

119, haven't you just used anathema out of context? Correct me if I'm wrong, it'll be nothing new for me lol

#122 - you tell me...

a·nath·e·ma
Pronunciation [uh-nath-uh-muh]

–noun, plural -mas.
1. a person or thing detested or loathed:
That subject is anathema to him.

Maybe you were thinking of enema? I know I'm always thinking of... never mind.

#122 you're wrong. And it was funny as shit, too.

lol

I'm actually quite surprised at how many people ask stupid questions without first checking it out for themselves:

"Who's Andy Dick?"
"Haven't you used anathema incorrectly?"
"Why is your foot wedged up my bleeding rectum?"

Sheesh. Google is your friend people. Learn to love it.

I did! Why the hell did you assume I didn't? I didn't know what the word meant, I am not ashamed to say that, so I looked it up BUZZ.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Whatlinkshere/Anathema

I'm suprised that people comment on the "stupid" answers before asking or "checking" it out for yourself.

*themselves
lol

Heh. 32 and 52 get my vote for funniest posts of the thread.

#127

For a start, that's Mister Clik to you, not BUZZ.

And secondly, allow me to amend what I said:

Google is your friend. Learn how to utilise it properly.

Oh, and just to be trolly:

Jrzmommy, shouldn't you be at HOME tucking your CHILDREN in BED rather than making us laugh till our SIDES ache? I mean, you can tell me that it only takes FIVE minutes to read a thread and post something hilarious, but for GOD'S SAKE, a MOTHER should be waiting BREATHLESS by her children every MOMENT just in case she's needed! You're a DISGRACE to mothers and women EVERYWHERE. Also, you may or may not be the SAME PERSON as Rich.

Heh. Just kidding, but I thought you might get a little lonely since the whiny bitches haven't seemed to be making asses of themselves of late regarding your maternal bloghandle, or else I missed it. Keep up the hilarious posts, dear! :D

Wait, he said "nigger" and now everybody's up in arms about xenophobia...? What the mess?!

Heh. And here, here! to PunjabPete and RichPort. "Soup or Sarah", lol.

Pete, thanks for the historical commentary. Very well-put and I'm glad someone bothered to write it out and so eloquently. Rich, thanks for the cleverness.

Me? I don't mind people who hate America. Hell, half the time, I figure they're right. But don't be an ass about it, man. And sure as hell don't give me this "My country is better than your country" shit because ALL countries suck ass. America is shitty, sure, but Britain is equally shitty - sometimes in different ways, sometimes in the same way.

And, of course, Britain's weather blows serious chunks. So proclaims Ivan the Terrible AND Cleopatra who are, for once, in agreement. To quote Martha Stewart: It's a good thing.

ok, a person who defends their "friend" Google...
do you have any real ones?

*laugh* You've resorted to saying I've got no friends? What's next? I stink? Or even sling some catchy little song about rubber and glue at me? Meh. I've got work to do on this busy Wednesday. I think my time would be better served actually earning my money, rather than slacking off on the net teaching you English and trading base insults that make this whole thing look petty.

P.S. I have at least... *counts* 3 friends. Beat that.

P.P.S. Apologies to everyone else who put up with this bollocks.

People don't hate America because its trendy, they hate America because you insist on inflicting your culture to every single part of the world (except maybe Cuba). Because you create a monopoly on world trade, where the economy of smaller, poorer countries isnt allowed to flourish because its so full of Mcdonalds and such like. People don't like America because American films and American music at our cinema and in our charts make it twice as difficult for local talent to be see/heard.

You mean, like we did for over 200 years, and we were hated as much, if not more, than the septics were?

They have a cultural empire. You can choose to ignore and opt-out of American culture, by wrapping yourself up in whatever culture appeals to you more (by the sound of it, trips to the greasy chippie, and hanging around the local downing 20 rounds of Heineken, just to show your Euro-solidarity).

We never gave our colonials that right. We were an IN YOUR FACE empire, you bigotted slag.

Cheers,
Victoria

Andy Dick is that short, annoying drunk guy in a tight Lacoste shirt with a popped collar at a party who thinks he's sexy, makes gay hand gestures while criticizing everyone and everything in the world with his nasal voice, and the two or three rejects listening to him find him funny, or at least pretend to, and he finds himself funny, but everyone around him is wishing the party were an invite only affair instead of a flyer affair, but that's how it goes if you want to pretty girls to come to the shindig. You have to put up with gay assed pansies like him. He tries too hard.

And all the really cool guys at the party are thinking they need to stomp him, but are holding back because they don't want to be accused of a hate crime. And watching him not hook up with anyone even though he tries so hard to be down is a prize in itself.

We have 1000 times more positive leavings for the world than England ever has or over will.

Having put Jean Bull in her place, now it's your turn, Punjab Pete.

Without BRITAIN, America would be Mexico, and Americans would be sitting in their teepees, waiting for someone to dream up the Bill of Rights.

Without Britain, Indian women would still be committing suttee on the funeral pyres of their dead husbands.

So take a good look at what Britain has brough the world. You'll find the balance sheet is not as dismal as you make it out to be.

Cheers,
Victoria

Victoria, both were really well put. Made for interesting reading :) So now, even though I am gonna look like the sad one trailing behind you, I have to be childish and say.
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Did I hit a nerve? Are you gone? Come back Buzz! I honestly love arguing with you!
But don't dumb me down ok? I have reasons for my chilishness, although they can't be excuses, they're still there. It's just...
No I'm not saying this for the first time to strangers.
Peace out *abi*

@ PapaHotNuts

i'd like to see you call me a nigger to my face,chump.

#138

Nice. Without Britain, we wouldn't have learned the fine art of empire building, which you now so eloquently admit. We don't quite have the extremely unsubtle arrogance, but we do our best to mask it with pride and a sort of inner seething hatred. Thanks a bunch! Cheers! Warm beers all around!

punJabPete, very well said.... all of it.

Andy Dick got a pretty shitty rep here at Edinboro. Drunken college kids hating Andy Dick? That's pretty bad. It was actually pretty amusing because he was shit-faced and then arrested but hey.

Denimpetal - Get your facts first...
The reason you do not see her anti-America comments is because she started them in another thread... It just carried over to here...Her little anti-America tirade was the start of this.

For your information, a great many Americans don't want this war either. That is not the point.

Victoria, ever the self absorbed Brit aren't we... So only the Brits and Indians were in America by your account? I am sure the Dutch and French don't matter to you. We do have the British to thank for colonization amd for being a weak enough entity to overthrow. Additionally, the lessons taught us by your failed monarchy have been quite useful too. Thanks for that and the secret of fish and chips.

Like I said before, Britain has made wonderful contributions. We just won't talk about Africa and India....

As to your country, I love it. But shitty little radicals like SoupaSarah doesn't need to be spouting about America the Empire. Throw no stones when you live in a glass house English.

Thanks for the comments, guys, good bad or smarmy.

But as Mae West used to say, let's get back to Dick.

Cheers,
Victoria

totally, I did follow it from another thread actually, but it's not important.
It's nearly 5am, thank god I'm too ill to be in college tomorrow.
I can't believe this whole thing started cos Sarah didn't know who we were talking about. It's funny how it all escalades (I don't care if I've made that word up).
I was being childish and bored. I apologise if I have upset anyone. I think growing up with a housefull of brothers clouds my vision the line.
Hope you're all well, peace out *abi*

Andy Dick is useless as tits on a bull. All he does is sit there and look stupid during Comedy Central Roasts (Pamela Anderson and Shatner); but they always wind up discussing Dick.

LOL - Well put Victoria.. BTW your distiction that the American empire is a cultural empire was very apt as well. I should have complimented you on that prior...

Seriously, does anyone think Andy might have actually chosen that as a stage name? I mean, he likes dick, no doubt. And, I never thought I would say this but he has less self control than Tom Green... TOM GREEN!!

Andy has a vomit death in his near future... The only question is will there be sperm in the vomit or not...

I'm enjoying watching all of you get owned by a troll claiming to be a UK-dwelling America hater. Maybe later I'll log in as a French guy that hates America and see if I can top the number of frothing idiotic responses "Sarah" got here.

You're all a bunch of niggers.

This would have been a lot funnier if it didn't come from that talentless closet-throbber, Andy "Prick Me with a" Dick.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

LOL #149 thanks for bringing us back on topic. I am not Brittish or American but I don't slag either as I am too busy having a life! Both countries have faults and either can hardly slag off the other, so just grow the fuck up! I live in a country that can be at times very anti-Brittish but although I wouldn't personally waste my time contributing to it, I can hardly blame them either. Britain seems to have somehow forgotten their past and are hypocritically criticising another's present.

You know what offends me more than the n-word?

People (both "comedians" and the idiots who support them) who think that saying a rude word is the more hilarious, clever thing possible.

Andy could have used ANY rude or racist word and I'd be equally offended by his belief that he is a clever, funny guy whom I should pay to see perform. The fact of the matter is, he's trying to be funny in a lazy way - he can't be bothered to write good material, so why not say a rude word that is also a hot topic right now and coast on the shock wave?

My boyfriend is from Australia and is very pleased to good-naturedly rub my face in the fact that the most successful comedians over here seem to be the ones that Just. Aren't. Funny. It seems like if you get on stage and drop a bunch of F-bombs and N-bombs and Your-Momma-Is-A-Cunt bombs, then you're "funny". And that's just stupid.

103- What was the point of that?

I would of laughed. Get over yourselves.

Sarah, et.al.... You know who IS deserving of your bullshit and who really IS trying to force their warped, fucked-up sense of values and culture on the world and who truly does HATE all other societies? Fanatical Muslim terrorists! Why don't you direct your fucking bullshit toward them. Your hatred toward Americans is bizarre. I'm sure you thought it was terrific when they flew jets into buildings full of innocent people, right? That's completely acceptable, I suppose. I suppose a dictator like Saddam Hussein and his psychotic, sadistic gang of fucking scumbags torturing and gassing their own countrymen is completely acceptable. Terrorists kidnapping journalists, nuns, and workers and beheading them is a good thing, right? Fuck you.

Fuck all of you who don't have the intelligence to realize that I was being trolled last night. As long as I have been posting here, I never post after 5:00 pm, (because I pick up kids from school, go to the gym, help with homework, cook dinner, etc.)and I always try and to have at least a little wit. Stupid shit like posts on #16, 103, 110 aren't mine so fuck off.

**@140 I don't care what color you are, it doesn't change the fact that you can go fuck yourself. Plus, you called me "chump" so I'll assume you are Mr. T. Do you also pity the fool that calls you a nigger? Fuck off.

#156-bahahaha @ Mr. T part!!!

#66,

Hopefully your "UNI" cleans out some of your idiocy. America doesn't "Insist on inflicting our culture everywhere"

What happens is.....people seek out and buy what they want. If TV stations in Britain are funning Friends against Little Britain, and Little Britain wins, then they will pay more for Little Britain and run it. If Friends gets higher ratings, guess what, you'll see more stations running it. Same with movies CD's etc... An example on this side of the Atlantic, Oasis had large hits over here, Robbie Williams didn't, was Britain "Inflicting" Oasis on us? No, people chose to buy what they wanted to buy. If you don't like what America has to offer than you don't have to buy or watch any of it.

Now, you are too stupid to be my little Yorkshire Pudding anymore, I'm afriad your new nickname is "Spotted Dick"

Andy Dick is one of the great unrecognized talents of our time. He's just a little ahead of the curve. He will be remembered some day in the future as one of the people who smoothed the jagged rusty edges off of that word.

I woulda laughed, then called Jesse Jackson to apologize, then laughed because Jesse Jackson actually took my call, then apologized again, to myself, for being an obvious racist for laughing at a word.

PunjabPete U ARE THE BIGGEST INARTICULATE WANKER EVER!! U AMERICANS HAVE SUCH AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX....PunjabPete u can't even express yourself without swearing! u cock! if u read the stories properly which are on this site u would see that a lot of the source is derived from British tabloids such as The Sun or The Mirror. ...Normally i read the stories on this site and its real funny but i am so shocked how racist America is. U poor souls, and u think u know what liberation is...ha u guys are so uncivilsed, u think its ok to call people niggers, yeah England has done awful things but 1)there are many different races in Britain, and Blacks are not called niggers on a regualr basis, (only morons like yourself who don't realise right from wrong would do such a thing and find it funny). 2) we can aploigise and hold our hands up.
All SoupaSarah did was ask a bloody question and u guys start abusing her, ur out of order. Your comments are a small example of American's dillusional superiority...and as for jrzmommy, karma is gonna deal with ur ass...in ur next lifetime u will be the an african with the blackest skin ever...i don't hate americans, i have american relatives but God help u!...So whilst u guys continue dropping the n-word why don't keep ur shitty big macs, and keep getting fat on them....:-) ...I'm with u Sarah.

161--first of all....what the fuck is up with the "u" instead of "you" and second of all, douchebag-come-lately, I never once uttered the N-word so you're an irrelevant fucking douchebag. Karma ain't gonna do dick to me. Fuck you.

And by the way you simp, Sarah started her bullshit a while back....you don't got a dog in this fight, bitch, so shut the fuck up. You just made yourself look like such a fucking moron. Try reading everything on all posts before you shoot your gash off.

prettyenglishgirl? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

That's what's called an oxymoron, no? I love my British friends, but let's face it, the English invented the inferiority complex.

Jrz, she was saving all the "yo"s for us niggas... as a representative of that lineage, I appreciate that p.e.g. (no way I can lie to myself and call you prettyengl.... hahahahaha). I would be honored to have Jrz return to Earth as a purple-skinned Black person, then we can watch p.e.g. and "soup or sarah" cross the street when they see her coming.

Rich, I do believe she means to say she hopes I turn into someone as black as the ace of spades?

Andy Dick is my hero.

But he's also a loser.

Ah, well. Can't win 'em all.

Ah... settle, peeps.

The Brits are slagging the Americans like the Americans slagged the Brits not that long ago when they reigned supreme-o. Human nature.

But grease up yer engines, kiddies & break out the fun bag o' Asian jokes 'n riddles. India and China are on the cusp of world dominance!

FuglyBritishBitch - I didn't use the N word a single time in any of my posts. Are you fucking high? Why don't you actually read instead of just making shit up. Oh, and by the way, I love how you use the word 'cock' right after criticizing me for profanity. Hypocrit. Oh, and if you had actually read any of my posts you would know that I am quite articulate. Certainly more so than an ignorant moron such as yourself. It is YOU not U...

As for the SoupaSarah history, she did not 'just ask a question'. She started an anit-America rant in another thread and it was carried here. Go read teh posts so you actually know WTF you are talking about.

Dipshit troll...

As to the Inferiority Complex comment, I could not possibly laugh any harder... A Brit telling an American they have an inferiority complex... You pommeys truly are a funny bunch....

Hilarious. This can be like the new inside joke between comedians. The new "Aristocrats."

This is exactly what comedy needs...so perfect!

What do you call the act? "The N-words!" Class!

The Aristocrats! (so hilarious)

161 - are the english so fucking lazy that they can't type out the word "you" or "you are"???? lazy crotchrot.

I'm just glad that after all this pointless bitching I can slide my hands behind my head, put my feet up on my desk and enjoy Australia in the summertime. Ahhh...

Oops, bugger, the boss is here...

*reverting to look of dishevelled, subservient drone*

P.S. The Aristocrats wasn't that funny, save for Mr Izzard and Rich Jeni. The rest of it was exactly the same lowest-possible-grade crap my friends and I spout when we're trashed on the weekend.

Oh, and #161 - great idea on how to deal with jrzmommy. Just one little incidental detail: no such thing as karma. Apart from that though, it's an awesomely bullet-proof plan, and no doubt jrzmommy is in some serious trouble at a later, unspecified date.

TRANSLATION:
Way to leave it up to some ethereal, non-existent revenge tactic do your dirty work for you, ya lazy twat.

I shall now snort contemptuously.

who is this

jrz, I was SO ready yesterday to let this die. Me and Soupy Sarah were in the minority then and I didn't know she had started this on another thread whice is why I put my hands up and apologised.
That apology still stands for everyone, including you, but c'mon. You know that London lost lives on July 6. You know that terrorism is a serious problem in Britain too. Even in a tiny town like mine there are posters everywhere pleading us to call the police about suspicious garages etc "the other option is to let them do the unthinkable".
I admit that it not on such a.. awful (for want of a better word cos awful does not sum it up) stance as 9/11, but to think that american "haters" in Britain were pleased on 9/11 is wrong. We were sent home from school, people were scared out their minds, they evacuated places such as Canary Warf in London, in fear it would be the next target. We mourned too. It angered us too. We prayed for the captue of Bin Laden and we still do. Because it seems he has been forgotton.
When we were attacked we lost lives. It is true to say not as many deaths as America, but one death is one death too many. Please don't draw me into a "fanatical muslim" because Ihave issues with your govenment. I am not stupid, I have more issues with my government. I will never directly offend a person JUST for their nationality. I hope in twenty years time when our children are learning about this in history class, they can come to us and ask questions, and that we'll have answers.

OK I just think it's funny! Obviously it was a Kramer reference and considering it was a mixed race room it's even funnier. He's taking the piss out of another comedian and not afraid to do so. Everone takes everything too seriously these days and everthing has to be PC not allowing us to laugh at ourselves.

yeah probably was high! on the good English life! ...gotta admit that i didn't read the previous thread but u guys get so worked up, why? anyway all this is pointless so ta ta i'm going to drink my English tea

yeah, but if he was actually doing it to be funny it's way different than what KKKramer did