Nov 28 2006UPDATE: Britney Spears really wants you to see her crotch

PRIMERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GAH!!!!!!! My rods and cones are all burnt away!

Can anyone say GORBACHEV ass?

I mean... damn! You just don't NOT notice when your vag is swinging in the breeze! How cracked out do you have to be before you lose all feeling below the waist anyway?

that's hot! (especially the scar)

FUCKING SICK!! I hate to say it but Paris is looking better to me everyday..... Since when is she the classy one?

Oh yeah... and at this rate... Kevin is gonna get the kids and her money. What the f is she thinking? It almost seems like Kevin is less of a hick than her.

Ick poo. Seriously, she's taking this whole, "I forgot to wear pants" thing wayyyyy too far. (and yet again, Paris looks like the angelic, demure one)

again paris somehow looks good, with her "must stop flabalanche" reach around

Panties would clash with her flip flops. Y'all don't no nuthin bout fashion

You people obviously don't follow high fashion.
I believe that little black number is from the new 'Cunt-a-Lot' line from Versace.

Ewwwww you can see her cesarean scar!!!!!!! Can anyone say elephants twat!!!!!!

Just another fat blob and slash to go with her belly, thighs and c-section scar. What do you expect from trailer park trash? All she's lacking are a spit cup on the floor, a lapful of peanut shells, and a beer foam mustache.

She is so disgusting! In one of the pictures, it looks like her period is coming out and you can see her c-section scar. How attractive. Also she has the worst ass I have ever seen.

its giving me nightmares, and im not even sleeping.
that thing is more beat up than one of
Mike Tyson's girlfriends.

I don't even know what to say to that. In a word, distasteful. Ya know, 5 years ago, if she'd posed for Playboy everybody woulda loved it. This, however, is an entirely different spin on "posing nude".

she makes me want to vomit. probably they divorced because she made k-fed gay! and why did they have to bring innocent children into this world. Neither of them is fit to be a parent. Perhaps child welfare will come and take the children

VOM!!!!!

Geez... Paris sure has taken that no panty policy a bit too far... I would have preferred a lacy crotch shot to that meaty flesh fold... her re-hotness lasted only two dresses. Her crotch is all patchy, like a high school kid trying to grow a beard. Sad I tell you, just sad.

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever want FedEx to get any money or the kids...until now.

This chick is a washed up, scuzzy redneck whore who needs to grow up and start acting like a mother.

Where the HELL is Lynne Spears? She needs to intervene BIG TIME!

Will someone please tell Paris Hilton never to wear those jeans again. They look homeless and probably smell like Brittney's twat and besides, they are not helping Hilton's ass watsoever.

Jesus.
There's no way this is an accident..this many meat curtain fashes and a bum fat show all at once?
She's doing this on purpose and it's disgusting.

On the other hand, this stunt should really bump up future record sales!!!... the mothers of (especially) young teen girl will really love this. Look kids, it’s the ‘NEW’ and ‘IMPROVED’ Britney

Sad, I can’t see how a career can come back from something like this... especially if the supermarket stand type tabloid print this... really seems like the beginning of the end for ole Brit... boy I’m really down about this, all broken up...

Is she even wearing a skirt? It's so short it looks like it's just a long shirt. The angle on the ass shot is not that upskirt, is she walking around in public with her nasty bits on display? Paris' influence is already apparent. For years Brit fans have longed for more than an award show nip slip, one night with Paris and they get a c-section vag with a side of surprisingly flat ass.

that looks like freddy kruger's burnt up face and I swear I think it's saying "huh".

Pizza
Car Wrecks
Pictures of pussy

No matter how bad they are, you still kinda enjoy them.

#14 --You just described what the pic looked like before it was cropped.

#21 --Where do you think brit brit learnt those charming cuntry ways?!

Someone needs to buy that girl a fucking Segway or something so she doesn't have to actually sit when she needs to travel..apparently sitting without flapping her vag in the wind is giving her some problems.

Sad to say, Bspears is taking career advice from Philton. Unbelievable.

Nice C-section scar... Sexy.

And with a C-Section, that vag should not look like it has been used to store an umbrella in.

Disgusting!

I DONT KNOW BUT I BEEN TOLD

PHOTOSHOP PUSSY GETTIN' MIGHTY OLD

"Brit, I know it's like, hot, to flash the vag for the assembled unwashed heathens, but please, stop tea-bagging my seats, dahling. Now, let's go take over the Men's so we can do a rail of Quik."

The Anti-Panty Poon Platoon.

#30- ok I could understand you saying the c-section scar is sexy if it was a result of she giving birth to your child...I'm really trying to make sense of it here...or perhaps you have a Frankeinstein fetish?

OMG!!! Is this a new rights of passage thing for young celebs? if it is...it needs to stop. Looking at her fresh c-section scar and worn out snatch...GROSS!!! She needs to stay home with her 2 babies and act like a mother. She is really going to have to start acting like a fit mother to keep custody of them. Tip: Paris Hilton as your new best buddy...not the best judgement call. Having her baby drive was better...

the only thing missing from this is a tampon string.
even paris is embarassed by her.

#28 - Hahhahahahahahaha! I just hope we don't see THAT anytime soon.

Just saw a pic of KFed looking human at Tao. Maybe he's smarter than we give him credit for. The wife is showing the world she is a pantiless whore whose gettin it on Paris so he does the opposite by ditching the wifebeater, shaving and acting human.

dang that girl is gorgeous! give me a dumb southern girl with some fat and scars anyday, it's like home cookin. just call her "pretty" and then lean back, sip your mint julip, and enjoy the pathetic frenzy of putting out. yeehaw!!!

WTF? Why is she doing this? That has to be deliberate. God. I was actually kind of rooting for Britney after she dumped K-Fed. But now...BFFs with Parasite, the gross clothes, the nasty hair extensions, the ubiquitous flashes of snatch. She hasn't changed. She's worse.

I have to agree with #8. Britney is out hicking K-Fed by a country mile.

Paris is actually trying to cover her up? "Thats inappropriate Britney! Close your legs!" That's just a shocker. Either that or she was really grossed out by it. Also. nice scar Britney, wtf is that? Either someone stabbed her or it's a stretch mark. An enormous one.

You stay classy, Britney

The look on Paris's face(not to mention her hand)says it all..."She's hot".

Is it a contest between LLohan, Paris and Britney: Who is the biggest slut in hollywood!!??
And they are role model for young girl............
And they can have the most expensive, gorgeous, sexy lingerie in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In that last pic think Paris is actually trying to keep her decent.... like " Only show a little brit... not the whole damn thing!!!!!"

lol @ 33
"see, nothing up my sleeve", says the wizard.

#34 - Please let me introduce you to my friend, SARCASM.

These gals is desperate for attention. In the olden daze, fading starlets would show some cleavage or a bit of leg to make the papers. In more recent times (i.e, like last year), they might let a nip slip. Now we're down to full beaver shots. What's left really?

you know, i don't blame her pussy for wanting to get out more...how would you feel if you'd spent the last two years taking a beating from k-fed...i say we should all just leave britteny's pussy alone...give it some room to breath...let
the healing (over) begin...

nice pics, but why is britney sitting on paris hiltons shoulders? (see what i did there....see...cause paris is a cunt face....)

And you know...... after I cleaned the cream corn looking chud off my screen..... I am kinda impressed... still looks to be in rather good shape down there..... not all tore up.... guess Timberlake and Kfed are no Tommy lee's......

I'd hit that redneck...... Brit... not Kfed.. in case you were confused.....

#46 --Open chest wounds, I guess.

...and I thought VJ Day was Aug 14.

please don't throw rocks at me, but I always though Fed-X was the "voice of reason" in that relationship.

and yes, I fully realize the implications of that statement. she doesn't. obviously.

Wow...that's actually a pretty nasty looking vagina. Maybe her and Lindsey Lohan can get their vaginas together for a nasty cage fight to the death.

A Limerick:

There once was a chick named Brit
Who wanted to show off her clit
But her meat was so thick
from banging all that dick
That it stopped you from seeing her bit.

Not that anyone cares but wtf is Paris wearing? Is that a headband or a plastic tiara?

#45- Hello, Nice to meet you SARCASM, I'm SARCASM II. Let get together sometime and become best friends.

I wish these cunts would at least try to impress us and show us their cervixes. Maybe they think the 'pap' in pap smear is actually short for 'paparazzi'!

That's no vagina. That's a full-on, uninhibited meat cavern, and there is no way in Hell Britney OR Paris didn't think it was going to be obvious to all who got within five feet of her.

And don't be surprised when you hear that a few photographers have gone missing after being sucked into her sloppy, unwaxed vortex.

I want you to imagine getting down there and just licking it, I mean licking it ALL, over and over again until finally something SQUIRED out, and all over your face and in your mouth... Your welcome! ... Nightmares images brought to by the ‘P. Hilton team’...

Starring;
L. Hoham
B. Spreadin’
And team leader... Parasite Hilton

#15 - nothing beats Lindsay Lohan's flat, boy-ass. :)

Britney looks a damn mess.

i can see it now... brit's publicist says to her, "you're losing popularity and you're running out of money, we're going to have to do something quick." brit, "but whadda i do? i'm country!" "well, first divorce kevin." "okay" "then start hanging out with paris and lindsay, they get lots of good press! wouldn't hurt to wax your cooter and flash it around a bit too. and maybe forget to wear pants every once in a while." "okay mom, whatever you say!"

i like that the burn marks from the wax are still fresh. that's hot! ----- NOOOOOOT.

I want you to imagine getting down there and just licking it, I mean licking it ALL, over and over again until finally something SQUIRED out, and all over your face and in your mouth... Your welcome! ... Nightmare images brought to by the ‘P. Hilton team’...

Starring;
L. Hoham
B. Spreadin’
And team leader... Parasite Hilton

That sure is alot of loose meat there...do you think it will burn if I pour Drano into my eyes?

#53 gatorbates- I think I really love you. Fucking Hilarious!!!

You know, her puss looks I guess normal,but it is hairy down by her asshole!! Yikes, always remember the area down below Cuntry Girl.

Yes, she is doing it on purpose. Fuck, even Paris is trying to stop it from going too far. I think she found out K-Fag cheated on her, she's out to just enrage him by being a whore.

You know...all you people can talk all the shit you want, I've been waiting this sort of slip (or on purpose) for years. I think she's still a very attractive and yes, very sexy woman. I'm just a regular next door neighbor sort of guy that can't stand the Pamela Andersons of the world and loves the cute, sexy Britneys.
She may be a bit thick, but it's the post pregnancy thickness that's really attractive and illuminates her motherhood. I am a bit sad that this is probably a set-up flash in preparation for the possible sex tape or something else similiar. These pictures may help to defuse any future releases. :(

paris's PR guy elliott minx(mintz?) released a statement saying that the relationship between paris and britney is genuine. they are becoming like sisters. and that brit's new look is totally paris's doing.

paris is totally playing this girl.

but what i can't get over is the sag of brit's vag. didn't she have a c-section to avoid blowing out her poon? EARL must have rode the hell out of her. my god, she needs a poon lift.

paris's PR guy elliott minx(mintz?) released a statement saying that the relationship between paris and britney is genuine. they are becoming like sisters. and that brit's new look is totally paris's doing.

paris is totally playing this girl.

but what i can't get over is the sag of brit's vag. didn't she have a c-section to avoid blowing out her poon? EARL must have rode the hell out of her. my god, she needs a poon lift.

Thank god I'm gay!!! can you imagine poor K-Fed or Justin sticking their cocks in this fat, greasy vagina?

Thank god she had a C-section, no kid should experience passing through such a horrible vagina!

The sad thing for Britney is that her music career is definitely over, and no porn producer will hire her after that! Even if they did, no actor would want to fuck that greasy disgusting cunt.

I can't wait till next week though, I heard some pics of Paris and Lindsay stuffing their heads in Britney's vagina will come out...

I... shit look at all the pictures. I literally feel sick, not cause of her damn pussy, but her Babies.

Folks,she has been partying for like 2 straight weeks. Does she even give a flying fuck about her kids?

Fuck, I have had enough-- Team K-Earl!

It's a sad day when Paris is the wiliest of the Hollywood hokker crwod. A sad day indeed.

I may be no porn star, but I'd hit it and damn hard too.

Brit says
I'm done with Federline
He treats me like a ragdoll
She shows
her cunt to everyone
Says I don't owe him nothing,
But if he comes back again
Tell him to wait right here for me
Or just
pick up Sean tomorrow
you pick up S.P. tomorrow
just get your spawn tomorrow

Brit says
Have you seen my drawers around?
I feel naked without them
She knows
They all want her to show
But that's O.K. man
Her pussies nasty anyway
Brit says
She's goin away to spain
When she gets some money saved
She's gonna start tomorrow
She'll suck some dick tomorrow
She'll prostitute tomorrow...........

#66 Thanks for that. Now instead of licking her "fat greasy cunt" go get yourself a shit stained hairy asshole to lick cuz that's so much better you know.

Conversation between Brit and Paris (both trying to be the hotter one)

Brit: Hey, before I bend over like this, do you see any hair on my butt?

Paris: No, none at all. You look hot. How does my butt look in these jeans?

Brit: It looks really good...not flat at all. Hey before I give a twat shot, how does it look? Is it all loose and flappy?

Paris: Nope, it looks really good. You cant even see that scar either

I thought she hit an all time low when she married k-fed, fattened up with cheetos, walked around dirty and barefoot, had the ultimate baby incidents, and of course her interview with Matt Lauer...Boy I was wrong. Just when I thought she couldn't get any lower. It just goes to show that money does not buy class. I really don't know why it's "in" to be a whore and proud of it. What's wrong with looking and being classy? The last picture lookes like Paris is trying to grab her ass. The way they are holding hands and spending so much time together, I'm sure it's not the first time. I really hate them both. I wish that car would crash!

It looks like she stole a little leaguer's catcher's mitt and hid it between her fat Louisiana thighs. Nonetheless, I would still try and knock an ovary loose.

Well... What can I say?
At least she does wax...
Now I gotta go throw up for a sec.

manoman..spears and lohan are definately in the running for the ugly little vag of the year award.

http://celebriteaze.blogspot.com

#69 I wish you would hit it, then at least your bod would be covering her up!

Then you would truly be Our Hero.

#66 and #71:

If I had a choice, I would scarf down a WHOLE CAN of crushed assholes before I would even think about venturing near that horrific gash.

And #71, don't be so hard on rimjobs - they can be real sweet if the timing is right. :)

#66 and #71:

If I had a choice, I would scarf down a WHOLE CAN of crushed assholes before I would even think about venturing near that horrific gash.

And #71, don't be so hard on rimjobs - they can be real sweet if the timing is right. :)

Vaginas are ugly. :(

#66 and #71:

If I had a choice, I would scarf down a WHOLE CAN of crushed assholes before I would even think about venturing near that horrific gash.

And #71, don't be so hard on rimjobs - they can be real sweet if the timing is right. :)

eewwwwwwww! Nasty.
Looking at that just turned me a little bit gay.

#71

Thank you... my thoughts exactly, only I would have written
"Stinky-smelly hairy man-asshole" to REALLY drive it home... but still, yours was very good, I applaud you!!!

#71
Thank you... my thoughts exactly, only I would have written
"Stinky-smelly hairy man-asshole" to REALLY drive it home... but still, yours was very good, I applaud you!!!

Team EARL all day long.

#62 Pretty Baby ... bring it on ... there's more where that came from! P

erhaps we should show Fed-Ex and Brit how to really make an interesting tape.

#62 Pretty Baby ... bring it on ... there's more where that came from!

Perhaps we should show Fed-Ex and Brit how to really make an interesting tape.

I say Mozoltov looking Timberlake dump raggedy crows feet Cameron Diaz and get back with C-sec Brittney for good ol' times sake. Then I'll push it even further by saying Feather-man gets custody of all 2 crumb snatching kids from C-sec Britt and gets back with wannabe blue eyed, white girl shar. They combine their crumb snatchers and open up a circus. Perfect ending!

#81

You can come give me a RIMMER if you'd like. Could I also drop a sweet Baby Ruth in your mouth if I have to do a #2 at the time!?!?!... SWEET...

She looks Rashy and Dry down there, she really should try a new lotion.

it's really great to see such an unabashed woman. one that isn't afraid of looking loose. notice that c-section pride. UCK.

The woman is loose 2 kids and is galavanting like she's 17 again. Go home skank and be a mom. It's over for you. No one wants to date/screw a single mom. Maybe the extremely tipsy or always desperate. Her old image exploited the lolita factor. Now it tetering toward mrs. robinson. She's going to fall on her face.

it's really great to see such an unabashed woman. one that isn't afraid of looking loose. notice that c-section pride. UCK.

The woman is loose 2 kids and is galavanting like she's 17 again. Go home skank and be a mom. It's over for you. No one wants to date/screw a single mom. Maybe the extremely tipsy or always desperate. Her old image exploited the lolita factor. Now it tetering toward mrs. robinson. She's going to fall on her face.

1. What kind of car is this?
2. What says the attention sticker on the car?

Now excuse me, I have to puke.

She's not wearing panties because kfederlina is wearing them now.

This just shows how far-reaching the wisdom of Seinfeld really extends.

Even Britney Spears is not immune to the curse of "Bad Naked".

No matter who you are, there are some poses and positions that just cancel out any level of hotness. An iffy wax, night-time flash buld illumination, and a visibl C-scar certainly don't help.

As one who has waited to see Brit's naughty bits for years, I have to say that these shots are thoroughly unerotic, and a little bit sad.

Jeez, Brit, two days ago you could have sold rights to photos like this for ten million. Hefner, Guccione, or Flynt would have made you look good too! (Each in their own inimitable way)

Instead we get this, and the ten-million-dollar mystery is gone.

Ew! Brit, you should have saved yourself the trouble of the C-Section. Your shit is so stretched out anyway, the kids would have come flying out like they were on the Floom! And in that second picture, Brit totally looks she wants to jump Paris Hilton.

I guess I'm the only person that feels sorry for her... She obviously has a low mentality and nobody to look out for her... :(

-Pj

http://plainjaingraphics.com

#93

The car is a Mercedes SLR... price tag, about $485,000.00. You know, chump-change!!!

Ew! Brit, you should have saved yourself the trouble of the C-Section. Your shit is so stretched out anyway, the kids would have come flying out like they were on the Floom! And in that second picture, Brit totally looks she wants to jump Paris Hilton.

Enflamed rashy t'ain't.
"That's hot"

#97- don't feel sorry for her, she uses $100 bills as toilet paper. She can buy happiness.

#71 and #66:

I would scarf down an entire can of crushed assholes, if the alternative was licking that. Makes me glad I'm a straight chick.

And #66, please don't knock the rimjob, it can be a life-changer if the timing is right! ;)

#97- don't feel sorry for her, she uses $100 bills as toilet paper. She can buy happiness.

#97- don't feel sorry for her, she uses $100 bills as toilet paper. She can buy happiness.

I would scarf down an entire can of crushed assholes if the alternative were to lick that.
And #66, please don't knock the rimjob - it can be a life-changer if the timing's right. ;)

I would scarf down an entire can of crushed assholes if the alternative was one lick of that.
And #71, please don't knock the rimjob - it can be a life-changer if the timing's right. ;)

The posts are all fuckered up & out of order today. What gives, Superfish?

#102 #105 #106

QUICK-... get over to my house... the timing's RIGHT... my anus needs some attention from your tongue-RIGHT NOW!!! ... Hurry I need to change my life, that plus my butt hole’s kinda itchy...

That does it, I just dumped my stock in Victoria's Secret.

I don't care what any of you other posters say. Personally, I LOVE this pantiless trend. I think every single 18 year-old-plus female on this planet should show their shaved twats starting right NOW.

Hey, I know that many of you are ugly and fat. Sorry, I meant heavy, but then I will just avert my gaze when you flash your fugly cooze. The fine pussy I see will make up for any stray foul ones that come into view.

Look on the bright side. Sitting her naked vagina in contact with Paris' car seat probably will cause permanent sterility, which means she won't be popping out anymore kids.

And seriously. Rimjobs? That has to be a recipe for disaster. Or at least very dangerous infections.

#102 #105 #106

NicotineEyePatch- QUICK-... get over to my house... the timing's RIGHT... my anus needs some attention from your tongue RIGHT NOW!!! ... hurry I need to change my life, that plus my butt hole’s kinda itchy...

#102 #105 #106

NicotineEyePatch- QUICK-... get over to my house... the timing's RIGHT... my anus needs some attention from your tongue RIGHT NOW!!! ... hurry I need to change my life, that plus my butt hole’s kinda itchy...

Sorry for the multitude of posts... can't avoid an echo when you're this close to the Grand Canyon, I suppose...

#108, I was talking about being on the receiving end of the sweet rimjob! But I could give you a little Lanacane for that itch.

But yeah, it told me I wasn't signed in, Typekey is wonky today... not unlike Paris' eye and Britney's babyflaps.

It's gotta be on purpose because u would realise that ur legs are open. I'm not impressed with Britney lately!

Britney should be ashamed of herself; think of the pain she's causing her children for the future! oh, wait, Britney + shame have never gone well together.

Now it won't post my apology for the multiple posts...

Welp, this was highly dissappointing.

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

#97, I feel sorry for her, too. And I still think she's capable of outrageous hotness. Would download a sextape in a New York minute.

I don't think she looks "loose" or fat... there are a lot of really mean-spirited comments on here. I think it's just a horrendous angle, bad lighting, and she wasn't "Playboy-prepped" for a cooch shot.

If she comes out with a hit single, this won't matter. She lost the conservative preteen demographic years ago.

Her demonstrable skills at music (and by this I mean dance music productions a la Madonna) and marketing can still get her selling albums again, though maybe not quite the way she used to.

This as opposed to K-Fed, who is on his way to being forgotten, only to crop up every few years on reality shows and paparazzi websites.

I just feel bad for her as a person. She seems a bit lost.

I would seriously be grossed out if my girlfriends rubbed their crotch all over my leather seats. Nice.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Props to 3. Posted by jrzmommy on November 28, 2006 8:18 AM - GAH!!!!!!! My rods and cones are all burnt away!

AND

33. Posted by RichPort on November 28, 2006 8:54 AM - The Anti-Panty Poon Platoon

Not sure I have anything enlightening to add. I mean, once the entire online world has seen your cooter, the only logical next step is to just squat down and take a dump in the middle of a busy street. I assume that'll be the next round of pictures. Yeah, that custody hearing should be interesting. It's like they're trying to out-white-trash each other. I think Britney just pulled ahead in that race. Way to go, Britney! This is sorta like a redneck sociological experiment. How low will they go in their complete disregard for dignity? I guess we just stay tuned.

This is GOLD people...How many of you ever thought in your lifetime that you'd see Britney Spears' vagina? C'mon this is awesome!!! ...not exactly what I expected it to look like....but still pretty good :)

I'm so emailing these pics to my friends before they get removed....

This is GOLD people...How many of you ever thought in your lifetime that you'd see Britney Spears' vagina? C'mon this is awesome!!! ...not exactly what I expected it to look like....but still pretty good :)

I'm so emailing these pics to my friends before they get removed....

That's not a vagina. That's a dying animal Britney Spears has tucked underneath her skirt. Why isn't Peta pissed off about this?

That's not a vagina. That's a dying animal Britney Spears has tucked underneath her skirt. Why isn't Peta pissed off about this?

That's not a vagina. That's a dying animal Britney Spears has tucked underneath her skirt. Why isn't PETA pissed off about this?

There are always mean-spirited comments on here. And I usually like vaginas, even if they aren't all prepped and gleaming.

But Britney put it out there as is, so she deserves the good and the bad reviews.

I could feel bad for her, if this wasn't the second or third time in as many days that I've had to shield my eyes from her genitals.

I just scrolled back to look again just in case people are being too hard on her...
...
...

nope, looks like the story checks out!

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!

She needs anal bleaching.

How many nights in a row has she been out? When do you think she wakes up to be with her kids after being out all night? We know Paris tokes and Lohan bumps. And the cheetah dress shot of Britney leads us to believe she's on crack. What the hell is she doing? It's like she's trying to play catch up with the other socialite sluts. It's almost like she wants to give the kids to K-fed.

33 Ha!!!

"Party Crashing Pussy Posse"

Ok so I stole it from SATC. It still fits.

shankyouverymuch- You are some funny shit!!

gatorbates- wink,wink Bring it on.....

NicotineEyePatch- hahahaha funny as hell and I have been eaten before all over, but sorry-man on man sex is FUCKING GROSS!!

She's marketing the sex tape!! Ok ok thanks for the preview Brit!!

She's never gonna get custody of little Kooter and Skeeter now.

She's marketing the sex tape!! Ok ok thanks for the preview Brit!!

This is so 'the money shot'....and i'm really loving the fact that a celeb's poon has been captured on film, thereby humiliating them ...

however, this girl is desperately seeking attention and doing it in a silly way...how low do u have to be to consistently flash your vagina...

Panties too expensive or something?

however, the poon looks really soft people....look at it

I think Paris and Britney are having a lesbian love affair. Paris is always looking at Britney like she's going to bite her... and she's always groping her.

I think Paris and Britney are having a lesbian love affair. Paris is always looking at Britney like she's going to bite her... and she's always groping her.

gatorbates- Here's one for you

Seeing Cuntry pussy makes gatorbates cry
He feels like he got poked in the eye
He doesn't wanna see where K-fed fucked
And her lips ain't so neatly tucked.
So maybe PrettyBaby might show him the pink
And I can tell you that it sure don't stink

xoxoxo

I can imagine the sound of Brit sitting up from the car seat... like a big old suction cup being pulled off a flat surface. PSHLOCK!

Come on now, people, did you all flunk sex ed? That's her vulva, not her vagina. Although that certainly does seem to be the direction she's going.

Come on now, people, did you all flunk sex ed? That's her vulva, not her vagina. Although that certainly does seem to be the direction she's going.

Come on now, people, did you all flunk sex ed? That's her vulva, not her vagina. Although that certainly does seem to be the direction she's going.

she has seriously lost her mind. It's not even funny anymore. She already showed signs of mental illness in so many of her interviews. the stress and fame has melted her brain. she needs serious help.

After looking at these photos, I think I'm a-gonna make a visit to my local Planned Parenthood and get checked for everything STD known to man.

I think my iMac has crabs.

Ya know, if these were from oh say 3 years ago, Superfish would be a god. However, he is now the devil himself. Nice job. :-p

http://edquarters.blogspot.com

Prettybaby, don't be sorry, just don't have man-on-man sex, lol. "Funny shit" and "rimjob" are words that don't belong in the same paragraph!

And shankyouverymuch, I believe they call the unexpected #2 while getting rimmed "the chocolate surprise".

You guys make procrastinating about work too much fun.

That's so fucking nasty, she really needs some lotion.

May be she was just licked. Look at Paris' face. Hmmm.

Paris is obviously not her friend. Every time they are out she looks at Britney as she is laughing our of her. Every picture of Paris shows she is just playing. Poor Britney. I guess she does not feel well after the break up but she should not behave that way for the sake of her kids.

Change the friend Britney. Paris is only thiking about herself.

There's something odd in that first picture where Paris looks like she's holding her back. First of all, there's a rather weird look on Paris' face and she seems to be looking directly in Brit's cootie area. Second, Brit looks like she's all excited waiting for Paris to tell her its ok to get out of the car. I see the dialogue as such:

Britney: "Can I get out now? Please???"

Paris: "Not yet, not enough paps. Wait until they get into position and then spread 'em."

Or something like that.

Yes Nicotine, some funny "shit" around here! Apparently the exposure of Brits Bits has made some turn gay or wish to turn gay!

This entire thread and all posters have given me the worst case of the giggles ever!

OH SWEET BABY JESUS....

nooooooooooooooo!!!!!

#151 kate I absolutely agree

#132 #148

Thank you... I’m glad someone still cares ;o)

And NicotineEyePatch I was always under the impression that Gays just simply called the unexpected #2... ‘a meal’ !?!???

gross.

http://x17online.com/celebrities/britney_spears/one_for_the_road.php

Shitney is driving me crazy! She is like a retarded baby the way she is just sitting there with her shirt around her damn waist and looking around like an idiot. #23 you are hilarious!
Also Paris is making herself a loser by hanging around with a retarded baby. This Shitney would have no friends in high school, not for being a slut but for pretending to be a slut!!!!

Icky...it looked better yesterday on the other pics when it was blurred out.
I thought K-Fed was supposed to be the white trash part of the couple?!
On that note, I'm gonna go buy some V-String at Victoria's secret(5 for 25$ btw brit)... I'm old-fashionned what can I say.

When I do that I get in trouble.

here's the right way to do it :)

Is it just me, or is her gash sideways? I know the shots taken from an angle, but it still seems to veer in a whole different direction from the rest of her body.

That Merc has totally lost its resale value. You'll be able to get it for the price of a Neon when Paris loses it, after she mistakes a homeless man for valet parking.

I think it would be great press if police began to arrest these idiots for indecent exposure. I mean it's not like there's no evidence!

They should also be arrested for disturbing the peace and gross indecency as well as assault with a loaded weapon!

Nicotine I don't think I can like you anymore! why oh why would you do that?! are you trying to kill me?!

First of all, I think it's really sad that these photos got out. I know the paparazzi are giving high fives all around for these babies.

Secondly, what the hell is she doing running around wearing a short skirt and no underwear to begin with. She had to have known this would happen. So did she do it on purpose? I'd like to think not, but it seems Paris and anyone who befriends her ends up with their ass front and center on every blog in the gossip world.

I won't even get into the partying everything night and leaving the kids at home thing... this is truly a trainwreck!

Jade | The Gossip Girls
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net

Blohan's probably bragging to anyone who will listen that she started the trend.

So help me with this one...does the resale on your McLaren go up or down when there are snail trail stains/STD residue of the rich and famous on the seats? I'm thinking no one else can sit there again and drive it without a SCUBA suit on.

I think you mean HASMAT Mo

And I think I meant Hazmat.

You're right, jillybean. I can't imagine the skank of the seats in that thing.

i have a case of the giggles as well. If ever you feel blue, just read these posts.

That is one ugly vagina! Cover that shit up!

she is so dumb. Every time I look at her I get mad!

There is nothing worse than trying to be a slut and failing miserably. Any slut is better than her. She is beneath the category of sluts. They are too good for her!

Once again Clitney's spawn have a lifetime of therapy to look forward to after they get a good look at Ma's shorn cooter in a few years.....

GROSS INDECENCY. There can be no more accurate term in the history of mankind. Except maybe ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

#141 Pretty Baby -

I dedicate the spooge on my monitor to you. If it wasn't for you, I would have spent the last 20 minutes working or something, instead of spanking it.

Thank you!!

OHH! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!!

Wow, way to roll the dice: panty-free and sharing car seats with Paris Hilton. Why not just ask a homeless guy to shove his feet up your birth-canal?

Although, I guess when your snootch looks like a wad of chewed-up bubble gum with a couple of wild hairs jutting out, it probably doesn't matter what hideous torment you subject it to.

Stretchmarks and assmarks and chaffing, oh my!

1)What's with the bizarre pirate shirt?
2)Why wear no underwear with short dresses when you know there will be photographers around? Obviously she wanted this out there, classy move!
3)I'm surprised there's not a 'k-fed woz ere' carved somewhere down there
4)If she recovers from this and becomes successful for an actual sort-of talent, then there is no god. Just stupid people.

Britney,
I knew you were superficial, blonde and totally untalented, but now I know that you're a skank too. Why would you do this to yourself? You're pretty demeaning to yourself, not to mention that now people know that all you have is a pretty face and a pretty scar........you're gross.

Oh like none of you guys would bang that fine snatch and tight azz.

I'm doing it right now!

#165 - PrettyBaby, that was NOT me, I left for work, which means... I done been trolled, yo!

I didn't click on the name but I assume it's a gnarly rimjob pic... but, good going, stranger! I'll add it to my files.

I'm going to have wonderful dreams forever!!!!

Fedex you lost out dude, you could have had that fine hooch and now you lost out.

These whores are all like Barbies - no panties and a short skirt. At least Barbie didn't have ratty ass extensions and an arsenal of STDS. Barbie kept it classy.

I thought my dick would explode untill I actually saw the pics of the Bandersnatch. She might as well say goodbye to those muthafuckin kids 'cuz K-Fed is going to have a field day with her ass in court associating with a known homewrecker instead of showing she's a capable muthafuckin' mother. Where is that porno tape?

Normally, I'm a staunch advocate of capitalism, but seeing those two get in that car is one of the more forceful arguments for an alternative method of distributing wealth.

Looks like a part of an elephant down there.

Nothing like flashing your vagina!

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/article_sex_vagina_facts.htm

Paris Hilton is my ROLE MODEL!
but srsly.
why can't celebs wear underwears? or atleast thongs, pleaseeeee?

Britney, if you insist on showing your vajajay to the world, you could at least keep up with your waxing because 5 o'clock shadow is not attractive.

You may also want to make an appointment with your gyno too. Things do NOT look good.

Gosh, I all of the sudden feel really itchy down there...

@151-

That's EXACTLY what I thought when I saw the 1st pic.

I personally cannot think of two people who deserve each other more than Shitney and Parasite. They are both useless, diseased, untalented whores. And just like 188 said, this makes me feel that the capitalist system is fucked up, if trash like this have nothing better to do than go gallivanting around, flashing their floppy, razorburned, flyblown, rotten snatches to the world. Shitney HAD to know that everyone would see this, what with all the paparazzi following them around...she's just filthy, nasty trash. Why on EARTH would she think that ANYONE would WANT to see that nasty vag and the still-fresh C-section scar? All this has made me realize is that I will NEVER have kids, if that's what your pussy ends up looking like...I say, NO THANKS, I'll pass. That's just triflin, but what can we expect from the Queen of the White Trash Whores? Go home and take care of those inbred, mongoloid crotch droppings you just HAD to have...kids need PARENTS, they aren't the latest trendy accessory that you think they are, Shitney. But we all knoew this was gonna happen, it was just a matter of time before she had to resort to truly desperate tactics to try and boost her fading career. Loser.

156 No bra & a gut.......gross!!!!!!! Yellow is not her color. She...I...wow.

All vagina aside.....someone please get this girl a hairstylist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops she did it again.

I love how these whores are always without panties.

Why why why why WHY do celebrities always insist on going out in short skirts and no underpants? Why?????

Why is Paris always the one driving?

Shouldn't she be home with her kids?

183 - I know you think it makes you all studly to say you would do that, but reality is that it just makes you look desperate. Every chick I've done in my life looked better than Britney's damaged goods. I wouldn't do her with your dick, mine, or anyone elses. There are hundreds of millions of women out there with better goods. Go find one, it ain't har

Britney Spears - What a class act. NOT!!!

Omg wtf.

Oh and one more thought.....

Don't be a fucktard. Put some damn granny panties on.

BRITNEY! FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY!!!!! PICK UP THE TATTERED REMAINS OF YOUR DIGNITY AND GO HOME TO YOUR CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS YOU ARE FUCKING DONE!!!!! YOUR CAREER IS OVER!

Britney stands in front of the mirror, looks at the panty lines on her flabby spandexed ass, and says: "oh, I look so better without underwear" forgetting she might have to move in that 1 inch skirt. When Paris does it, is seems intentional dog-in-heat, but when Britney does it, she's just "country". Or retarded.

Sweet Jesus. K-Fed's custody lawyer must be thrilled.

You're all quick to talk about her classiness, but what kind of gentleman takes a picture like that? That's just disturbing what people will do to make money.

I don't know why these girls think it's OK to show the world their coochie. As my mama said, you can't buy class.

So why are all the young girls totally bald these days?

I guess the phrase "bearded clam" is both outdated and meaningless to the new generation.

#193

Britney's never even had a vaginal birth- she opted for a c-section both times because apparently she's not not only a stupid slut but a total coward.

yeah, that's all her. nice work K-fed.

The more I think about it, the bald poon is starting to piss me off. What happened to a sweet little nicely waxed triangle, or at least a landing strip? I opt for the small and foxy triangle partly because my last kid was a c-section, and there is just nothing sexy about that scar. That's why the nurse shaves you prior to delivery-so that when the hair comes back, it will hide the scar. Sluutty little dumbass.

Her C-section scar looks a tad inflamed. Maybe they left a surgical tool in there during her vanity C-section.

What kind of classless fucktard opens their legs to show their lady business to the waiting paparazzi? Let's hear Shitney cry to Matt Lauer about never being let alone and having no privacy this time around.

Perhaps K-Fuck should get the boys. At least he's not wagging his masculinitiness in our faces.

my laptop just caught an std

on the positive side, k-fed must have a real big one

btw naturally paris has more class. she's from manhattan high society.

brit's from poverty and trailer parks

I really wish I knew why I had to see it.

I almost never wear panties but then again, a midget with a camera is not usually following me around. I'm torn. I think I would feel better about this if she wasn't with Paris.

I can't believe I actually thought about this for more than 30 seconds.

70 Oh and well done Stallion.

The best part about this site is no matter how badly your life sucks, there's always something on here that makes you feel better about yourself. I'll put down the gun and get off the watertower now. I need to rinse my eyes with bleach anyway.

At least she doesnt have meat curtains. I hate those!!

Zoiks! is right. Thanks a lot. I'm scarred for life.

Pousseketeer fun time callout!

My name is Britney, OK
Welcome to the all-slut Mouseketeers!

(where is the chewing tobacco?)

AHH!!! Saggy cooch! You can see a big scar where they sucked out all the fat too. Well, not *all* of it.

And what is that necklace supposed to look like? A trail of jizm running down her chest?

Never thought I'd see the day when Paris makes someone ELSE look like the whore. And her looking like the sensible one. Who doesn't open her legs to the world. Ahh, what has this world come to?

Oh, and #7...

When she started hanging out with Brit.

#186
Barbie was classy primarily because her cooze was plasticked over, but I agree with you in principle.

Shit, I hate it when, with one action, some stupid cunt just up and justifies Osama bin Laden's characterization of the West.

what a pair of skanks. Nice c section scar brit!

#212 --I hate to be a picky ass, but I will be one anyway. The reason for shaving of the pubic area before a c-section is for sterility. You are shaved and then washed with antibacterial soap. Shaving the area beforehand does in no way interfere with the pubic growth pattern. Cesarean Birth 101 will now come to a close. Anyhoo, I have to say Slitney is the first white girl I've ever seen sporting ashy poon lips. What up with that??

#213 --"Perhaps K-Fuck should get the boys. At least he's not wagging his masculinitiness in our faces."

Well the day is still young!

#226-Welcome to the Fish. Lots of times people post things here that are meant to be "funny", or "sarcastic".
Obviously, the shaving is for sterility. But I thought it would be funny on a Britney Spears post to pretend that it was for Pussy Prettiness and Lower Abdomen Lovlieness.
Cuz, you know, she's like, really stupid? And she might think I was serious?
Good luck with your Algebra test tomorrow!
Love,
mrs. t

Britney's kitty looks surprisingly tight considering what's popped in and out of there the last few years. I'm impressed.

#226-one more thing. As I mentioned, my last child was a c-section As in, I have had several kids, and have lived through several births. So describing a process that I recently lived through is kind of dumb. And my 'pubic growth pattern' was unaffected. The nurse shaved, and the hair grew back right where it was before. Ta-dah!

Obviously everyone was so traumatized, they failed to mention the following:

1) Paris looks like she is saying, "that's enough" or "not yet, not enough photographers in the coochie spot yet."

2) Britney is giving the 'thumbs up' like, "you got the coochie shot, right, got some good ones - everyone will see I'm lasered down there in cuntry-land?"

3) What on earth is going on with Brit - is she is Paris' lap in the wheel well of the car when Lohan gets in, and yes, doesn't it look like everyone is doing some sort of line of coke, or looking for one in their 80-lb purses.

and finally, sweet #4) they took "no shirt no shoes no service to the max by just going in bottomless, or I am going to start insisting that celebrities let it all grow in if you know what I mean.

let's go over in detail their mounds of pubis instead of looking at "long on the tooth" meat-flaps - Brit's is a meat helmet actually - I could get my head under that thing.

For cristsake, I am 30 and my junk is still tighter than that, and I'm happily married! Aye, dios mio. If you can see the c-scar from BELOW instead of ABOVE the pant line... then you are wearing no PANTS.

Anyone remember "The State" on Mtv? Remember the, "I need a date." "why don't you try wearing some PANTS?"

Works wonders, people. Wonders. Pants. Leave SOMETHING up to the imagination. Unless you are a porn star.

Ever notice how Madonna usually only showed off her cooch in her own books, where she had professional photogs take wholesome and well-composed photos? You need PROS to take a becoming photos of the crotchal regions - which can be SCARY on their own, in the wrong light!

My labia majoris has never crossed over the minoris in a leg-cross/sqeeze to the point where you can still see my anus, yet my other bits are covered by skin flap numero stretchy-uno... what is going on here? There are two or possibly just one huge flap that can cover several inches if not a foot of flesh... and it is not good. No sir, I don't like it. I knew I was feeling very hetero this week.

Can't she afford Dr. 90210 to make that helmet smaller? Godammit to hell. Even porn stars get that shit sewn in after umpteenmillion ships have landed on the shore. GAH.

What is this horrifying new Hollywood trend of not wearing any underwear? It's like the trend of walking around barefoot in public, which, coincidentally seems to have started with the Britster. There must be a direct correlation between undeservedly having a lot of money and the erosion of brain cells.

Good God...Just when you think she can't sink any lower.

Dang! Paris needs to take care of that SLR better. That ain't saddle soap that Brit is applying to the leather seats. Don't be fooled by the lather, it ain't soap. Then again, the abundance of celebrity DNA on the seats, and elsewhere, may bring a premium at trade-in.

Can you say PHOTOSHOP??? From the first crutch shot to the second, it grows a loose flap. When technology catches up, maybe they'll be able to get it right. Not saying the Caesarean scar isn't there (tho adding it would mean a genius mind is at work), but the rest is oh so fake.

Britney must feel so proud of herself.... she's probably saying "fuck the world man, I'm britney spears, i'm gonna show them my poon and have them talkin for weeks"

Paris is simultaneously thinking " that's gross...i'm going to make her flash her poon so much until they forget about my sex tape...the stars are so blind....i'm hot"

shaggy's thinking..." waaaaaaaaaah, why use my pic to cover the poon....scooby save me from this rotten kitty"

k-fed is thinking..."damn, there goes my atm"

shar jackson is saying....."hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahhahahahahah that poon is grumpy"....

cameron diaz is thinking "wow, i thought my old poon was ugly and wrinkled, at least now i know the peeps at the superficial think britney's poon is too.....justin will never leave me....hahahahhahahahahahahahhahahah"

OH MY GOD!!! WHY DIDN"T SOMEONE STOP ME!

Everyone who's commented on this, except for ONE person (then again, I didn't read ALL the comments) has just declared their own stupidity by thinking this is real. I don't know if none of the ladies here have ever looked at their own vaginas, or if none of the guys here have ever been laid (wouldn't surprise me in the least), but that's the product of a little program we call "Photoshop." Say it with me now, kids...

wow, now ive really seen it all. way to show off your vagina Britney! impressive labia i might add. I wouldnt be opposed to more sexy stars showing off thier private parts, its just good times for all.

nope, that's some real ass pussy! w00t!

237 Thanks for making me take an even closer look. Pussy is pussy. But they are all different. For the record, I just used a mirror to look at mine (again). My clit is much more um...there... but pussy is pussy.

Didn't she just pass a human being out that thing? Shouldn't she keep it covered so the gash can heal?

241 You said gash...

That sound you hear is Tara Reid screaming that she would have flashed her vag at us back in the day if we'd just told her that was required.

vagine droopy like wizard's sleeve

HOLD ON A MINUTE!

You mean not only can she not afford panties, but she can't afford to get that shit waxed either?? Even I can afford to get my bits waxed! Good lord, put it away!!

DOES FEBREZE WORK ON LEATHER?

You KNOW Paris has TWO bottles in the trunk... One for LOHAN, the other for BRITNEY.. I think the BRITNEY bottle has a capful of PINE SOL in it!

Nasty Heifers! Love Em!

that was sooooooooo done on purpose, i mean, look, it's like her dress is up around her waist...what, was somebody eating her out before she opened the door, or was she so coked up she didn't realize her dress was bunched up around her waist, what?????? why is it that these skank ho's have to flash their pussies in order to create drama and controversy in their lives? are they THAT desperate for attention? the papps are everywhere, they truly don't NEED any more attention...and given that she's in the middle of a divorce, you would think that she wouldn't want LESS controvery at this point. britney does not have a brain, nor does she have any morals to show her disgusting twat lips to the world, gross!

Hmmm well there it is

There is also avail video of this.

http://sexy-celebs.blogspot.com/2006/11/britney-spears-paris-hilton-video.html

Somewhere out there, Justin Timberlake is breathing a sigh of relief.

My three year old unfortunately wandered in and saw the screen before I could click off of it.

She pointed, hooted and said, "oooooh!! Her bottom! She needs tights. And PANTIES!! Right, mom?"

Right, honey. She needs those things badly. And she needs so many more things I'll tell you about when you're older.

it's just so ugly...i think she realy needs to get away froom paris and lohan...

My goodness, I will make a note to myself not to correct anyone ever again. MEOW! :P

Well I guess her Letterman appearance has been officially forgotten!

No, really guys...it's fake. The Lindsay Lohan one was fake, too! You guys will believe anything apparently. If it were real, it wouldn't just be on the internet...they'd be talking about it on E!, Extra, Entertainment Tonight, etc. But it's not, and it's very clearly photoshopped, and everyone who's commented on this thread thinking it's real is fucking retarded.

Okay, I don't know much about giving birth... But I thought that after a pregnancy, a woman had a lot of materials to "shed" and that the time after birth was like a months-long menstrual period. A friend of mine recently had a baby (not C-section) and she was told not to engage in sexual intercourse for two months while her body naturally sloughed off and healed.

If this is the case...it seems impossible that Britney could truly go around pantiless.

But it has been two months since the the 2nd kid came out. Perhaps her sloughing is over with, and she wanted to air things out a bit.

FYI: Shitney did not pass a human out through that thing. She had two vanity C-sections. Her coochie has seen no birth trauma, so we can't blame the look of it on that. She is also not sloughing anything or bleeding from it because they clean your uterus all out of that stuff when they remove the baby, unlike when you have it vaginally like I did and you bleed for two months afterwards like a really long period that changes colors, it's like a rainbow.

I bet Paris Hilton put her up to this. Anything to make herself look like the "good one". It reminds me of all the things she had people do on the Simple Life so she could have laughs at her convienence. However, Britney being a mother and a once popstar idol should know when to say when. Best thing Britney could do is surrender and start giving those little boys a childhood and a mother to be proud of.

I am so scared right now. If she thinks this is good publicity, she is, sadly.. mistaken.

I don't care what anybody says, She still looks HOT! Especially after having 2 kids with that meathead husband.
If she wants to show her Cootch, then by all means show whatever you like! In fact, I would love to see more, like those Mother Jugs that she grew.
It does look like she has a little razor burn going on, either that or her and Paris had some fun before the pic was taken.
She knew that her goods were exposed and it probably pissed off Paris because nobody paid attention to her!
In fact, 9 out of 10 of you would be all over her if she asked if you wanted some Fun! I'm IN!

who cares if it's real or not! It's something we always wanted to see and here it is. It's better than what we had before, "NOTHING!"

Ah smell...lawsuit.

She's obviously pretty lost and depressed and trying to enjoy some kind of life, even if it is the wrong kind, who hasn't made bad choices in friends? Not like people are knocking down your door to hang out with you when you have 2 kids. And then you get some trashy friends who could care less that you're not spending time with your kids instead and you're trying to have a good time, then some perv with a camera takes a pic of your cooch and sells it. I feel sorry for her, this is going to do wonders for her self-esteem and depression. I'm not a fan of her music at all, but I feel really bad for her. Next time you all do something stupid, hope no one has a camera. And even if they do at least it won't be worth anything for people to sell. Consider yourselves lucky.

OK ladies, the challenge is on.

The contest is "Ugliest Twat in America"

Can anybody beat Shitney Beers?

It's not dirty just because it's hanging out.

Honestly for having had two kids, she doesn't look that bad... She needs to tone up a little but I've seen way worse. There are few women who have babies and get out of it with positively no scars from a c-section or stretch marks- The thing is, most of the stars who have them are smart enough to only pose nude for shots where said scars will be airbrushed or somehow hidden. She was stupid enough to let it all hang out in photos that weren't edited before they were published. Trashy? Definitely. I think maybe Paris is trying to embarass her- She tried that one time to get her to close her legs? I think if it were a genuine effort, she'd have kept saying something. She only tried once b/c it was a publicity stunt. She's doing something lots of stars have done- She's just doing it redneck style. ;)

WHAT A STUPID,STUPID BITCH.Wear some god damned drawls,get some sense,lose that disease-on-a-stick "friend" of yours and get a good lawyer cause this is great ammo for K Feds custody suit.Dumb twat(s)!

Looks like you need a 2x4 strapped to your ass so you do not fall in..

She's not your friend, act like the lady you should be, this makes me sad for you.

Easy access.. wow. THAT, desparate?

So this is what it has come to for her to get even more publicity!

Also, here the High Resolution version of the images 4288 x 2848...

http://rapidshare.com/files/5435608/BritneyP-ssyHighRes-4288x2848.rar

Or here...

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=VBPOD0F0

HEY 255. Posted by This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover...

You say:

"...You guys will believe anything apparently. If it were real, it wouldn't just be on the internet...they'd be talking about it on E!, Extra, Entertainment Tonight, etc. But it's not, and it's very clearly photoshopped, and everyone who's commented on this thread thinking it's real is fucking retarded."

I say: First of all, it's only REAL to you if you see/hear about it on E!...WTF?

Secondly, I guess you're right. You, and only YOU, could possibly see that this is fake. Forget the fact that I just read through 250 posts with only ONE moron who thinks it's fake.

(Oh, and the few of you who say you'd still hit it....you'd be better off knocking pubes with the 2-bit whore on 14th & P.)

Thirdly, it IS now being discussed through other media outlets, Brit IS a disgusting white-whore-trash-bag, cunt-spooge-spreading, mamma slut, and the pictures you are looking at...just accept it...are as real as Kfed is dirty.

Britney, Thank you. Thank you for showing us that you can still out-slut most of the other girls in Hollywood.

Now, where can I find a shot like this of Kate Hudson? mmmmmmmmmm, much yummier!

If you look closely you can see her C section scar. never seen someones from the bottom up before.
Its too bad we only got the classy britney for 24 hours. You can take the girl out the trailer...

Now this one is definately her crotch shot...dang girl...eeewww sit like a lady!!!

You know you're beyond Slut Salvation when Paris Hilton acts classier than you.

Wasn't it like only a few years ago that the entire world was waiting for the slightest glimpse of Britney's nipple?

And now this? I find this more historically disturbing than World War 1.

To me, what is the most disturbing is the fact that this is posted all over the internet, and that people are discussing Britney's life on the news like it's any of their goddamn business or like they have any say in the matter! What is dissapointing is the fact that everyone is so quick to scrutinize someone who has (as we've all probably forgotten) the hardest fucking job on the planet: being famous. As a society, there is so much importance placed on how we look, and when you are famous, people are Constantly looking at you. And as someone who has been in hollywood since she was a child (probably because of her parents but I don't know her life story), her life has just been constantly open to judgement and criticism... and I personally commend her for just saying "Who gives a Fuck!" to society and letting it all out in the open. I mean, how the hell did a bunch of people with cameras end up shooting pictures up her dress anyway? I personally think there is something more wrong with that than the fact that she isn't wearing any underwear... which I personally think is uncomfortable anyway (underwear) and don't like to wear very much either. Please, think about the bigger picture before leaving anymore comments and for God's sake stop acting like you've never seen a vagina before (YOU CAME OUT OF ONE).

There is nothing wrong if Brittney wants to go panty less ..you mightier than thou people make me sick ..you all have proberly gone panty-less a time or two in public and proberly even worse its her business ..why don't you all mind your own business

Oh please, like Britney is some troubled, psychologically scarred individual who deserves our sympathy and support.

'The bigger picture'? Why the fuck are you on a celebrity gossip website? Get back to Bible class.

i can't believe the people who think this is photoshopped. they have VIDEOS of it happening! i think probably the only baginas they have ever seen are the ones that are REALLY photoshopped, in magazines.

i actually feel sort of sorry for her too because she's obviously a drug addict. i have seen tons of people on drugs and if you look at her eyes there is absolutely no mistaking it. i dont think she is doing it on purpose, i think after partying for 2 wks she probably doesnt even know what planet shes on let alone noticing if her skirt is over her head or not. i mean she wore the same shirt for three days, slept in Paris' car instead of going home to her children and can barely walk without help. she could have gotten millions to show it, so why would she for free?

Just goes to show ya, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free from Britney & Paris Rotfl!!!

Where is the link to Brit's pictures... I can see them on here, but the private parts are blocked out? Where can I view them?

Oh god, that fat cow's fanny is so unnessecary. A baby came out of it like, 2 weeks ago. no one wants to see that crap, not even the person that got her pregnant. Shouldnt she still be wearing industrial strength sanitary towels and doing pelvic floor exercises? Oh, and CARING FOR HER SMALL CHILDREN? Way to go 'Britney', good way to get custody. She looks like she smells of urine too. *vomit

277: the photographers are called the 'paparazzi' these are where 'britney' (i think her parents meant 'brittany-the french region) makes her money which is why she goes out with her pre prepared flaps hanging out, with Paris Hilton. Oh, and the hardest job in the world is not choosing to try to be famous, but in fact being a mother, social worker or doing other valuable work for society (doing charity work because your extensive PR team said it would make you more famous doesn't really count) Going onto a website entitled 'the superficial' and being sanctimonious and typing poorly constructed arguments is just laughable, really.

Since when did Paris become Julie Andrews? Hmmmm

Looks like a hot dog bun. Cool.

Hey folks, really now, what is wrong with little vagina? Does a "verticle smile" really hurt anybody? Why does everybody get so offended about a puss getting a little bit of fresh air? Its kind of cute. If more girls were more naked, more of the time, we'd probably have World Peace by now. It is all this social repression that is evil and what is unhealthy for society (and unnatural). And, after all, it is Britany Spears body we're talking about here and not Rosanne Barr's or Joe Lieberman's vagina (which I never liked). Britany's pretty cool and I say let the pussy be free and unfettered. Hey Britany, you don't have to wear any panities when you sit in my car. It's cool.

Oh Britney! Stop being so naughty! Divorce affects people different ways - Mariah Carey was conservative until she got divorced, then she became this sexy dressing Mimi. Also, what's up with this bald pubes trend?

There goes my stock in Victoria's Secret!

Yeah.... but those poor leather seats in hot weather!

OOOO U DUMMIES!!

SHE JUST HAD A BABY AND HER BOOBS

ARE BIG CUZ THEY ARE FULL OF MILK!!

SHE BREASTFEEDS BOTH THE BABIES, IT'S

CALLED TANDEM NURSING AND ITS THE BEST

THING SHE WILL EVER DO 4 THOSE KIDS!!

BREAST IS BEST!!

THIS IS ALSO WHY SHE LOST WEIGHT
SO DAMN FAST!!

WHEN U BREASTFEED U LOSE 500 CALORIES
A DAY!!

THE BREAST MILK MAKES UR BABY

-HEALTHIER( LESS SICKNESS FOR A LIFETIME )
-SMARTER
-HAPPIER
-PREVENTS MOST CANCERS

WHY DONT MOST MOMS BREASTFEED??

CUZ THEY ARE SELFFISH!!

GOD GAVE U BOOBS TO BREASTFEED!! OK!!

THANK U VERY MUCH!!!

AND IT LOOKS NICE BALD, HATERS

SHE LOOKS DAMN GOOD>>SHE JUST HAD A BABY
U GUYS!!

SORRY SHES NOT FAT AND UGLY LIKE MOST
MOMS OUT THERE!!

SHE HAD A C-SECTIONS, SO DUHHHH SHE'S
GONNA HAVE A SCAR!!

JUST LIKE 70% OF ALL MOMS IN THE WORLD!!

C-SECTIONS DO LEAVE SCARS U KNOW!!

GOSH PPL GET DUMBER EVERYDAY!!

GO BRITNEY!!

SHES STILL WORTH OVER 100 MILLION!

NOTHING WILL BREAK HER!!

KEEP HATING!!

WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

Me thinks it is shaved because that's how Paris prefers it.

--

HOLY CRAP!!! Ive waited years to see that!!! Thank God for the paparazzi and www.XEntertainment.org

Here are BRITNEY's CROTCH PICS in much better quality:
http://bestbritneypics.com/britney_upskirt/

Give the girl a break!!!! She has had two children in just about 2 years and she is going thru a divorce from K-Sped. C'mon people where is the love?? Britney is a sweet girl and she deserves all good things.I for one am wishing her a successful return and a happy life. BRITNEY, YOU GO GIRL!!!

How's this for a new ad-
Brit in the newest installment of:
Look who we've got our Hanes on now!

i think she showed herself on purpose; it looks that way. and it seems to be becomming a big "thing to do" celebrity women. that tennis star did it a while back and so did little kim.

what a fucking ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YUCK!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

ganda from philippines!!!

#142 That's not a vulva, it's a mercedes.

well, who cares! Can you imagine being in her shoe? The truth is life isn't perfect but I think she needs to improve herself for others not to make criticisms of her. LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST!!!

wow, she really wants to make sure everyone gets a good look - i don't think this counts as flashing anymore

Now this is a touch of class.

HAHAA!
i find it so funny that yall care so much about britney's vah-jay-jay.
seriously why do yall even give a fuck?
she wants to show her pussy? more power to her!
ya.. it may be lewd and inappropiate to see all over the internet, but who's to say what's appropiate and what's not?
besides.....
britney has suffered enough! she's overweight, has 2 kids, and divorced.
the pressure has obviously gone over the top and she can't deal anymore. god just leave the bitch alone and MAYBE she'll find the help she needs!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL. This actually made me yell at Britney's face, "THAT IS NOT A DRESS. THAT IS A SHIRT. AT LEAST WEAR SOME FUCKING UNDERWEAR MOTHERFUCKER."

How could she not have noticed that her entire area from navel down was completely exposed? I mean, for God's sake, her "dress" rides up so high her STOMACH is showing.

Ya that's high!