Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes kiss forever

ewwwww

FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!!

DAMMIT!!!!!

Well ive never been second either so i guess its ok........

is tommy standing on tippy-toe?

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If you use a stopwatch to time it, Tom kisses her exactly one second for every man he's ever blown.

That's not bullshit - that's pure science!

I wonder if fucking him is like fucking an angry smurf?

Sorry it bears repeating.

Tom Cruise Adores The Cock.
Tom Cruise Respects The Cock.
Tom Cruise Reveres The Cock.
Tom Cruise Worships The Cock.
Tom Cruise Cherishes The Cock.

i fuckin' hate tomkat or w/e the fuck they call these losers...im so fucking sick of themm just fly off in your ufo and leave us all the fuck alone

He needs a haircut. I think the people in behind them are actually those dummies they use on TV shows as extras.

more money wasted on a homosexual man marrying a woman...

See....See how straight Tom is!

http://www.celebslam.com

Lmao @ #10.

See? See? He can get married and kiss a girl for 3 minutes. That makes him straight, right?

I bet I know how he managed to kiss her for that long without grossing out.

He taped a picture of Katie's face to his gay lover's cock and kissed it. That way, he could equate her face with a cock. Makes it so much easier.

Tom is desperate to appear straight to the public, he'll soon be putting out his own sex tape. Thing is, Katie will be wearing a strap-on while wearing a man's mask and Tom will be receiving.

tom needed lifts in his shoes to reach kate's mouth, true story!
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Wow it looks almost genuine!he looks taller too. Ahhh the magic of hollywood.

I wonder what their wedding night was like? All sweaty and horny, but you know you can't put two holes together.

I had an unattractive fat chick kiss me once, completely by surprise. That's exactly how I looked. Like, "What the hell just happened?"

Maybe they are trying to suck out eachothers alien souls or something. It was a scientology wedding after all.

Calicojack is funny

You must remember this
A kiss ain't just a kiss,
A thigh ain't just a thigh
Don't wanna see what the future brings
As Cruise...
ain't...
bi!

Isn't what that queer David Gest did with Liza Minelli, too? That worked out very well.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, well that was what some would call AWK_WARD

AAAAKK, I'm having a flashback of that OH SO REAL kiss between Lisa Marie and Michael Jackson, also staged in front of a live audience....just like this one!!!

TC: You're trying to stick your tongue in my mouth?
K: Just pretend it's the dildo we've been practicing with.

This like when Micheal Jackson Kissed Lisa Marie Presley.....I guess T.C. had to visualise kissing a cock to muster the courage to kiss that thing with tits...meanwhile he's thinkin' Chris Klein...Chris Klein....and clicks his heel lifts three times....

TC STILL LTC!!!!

I so didn't read the other comments....but having posted I did....People....we so figured this shit out...

Tom Cruise...you stoopit fuck....you are so damn transparent! cos you stand straight doesn't make you straight.

Scientology is just the code word for a Stepford Wives' like club in which the women have a prayer meeting and the men have one too -- but the men fuck one another. I also think those "vitamins" Tom Cruise recommends are amphetamines. And lastly, have you noticed how "the stars" that have flown out for this wedding consist of the same six over and over again... with nary a shot of any other scientologists like Travolta? And that's b/c Travolta was upstairs in the castle, crouching behind a suit of armor, waiting to give Tom a little premarital ... fluff.

Like someone said in another thread, Maverick just comes off gayer and gayer the harder he tries to look hetero....poor, pathetic guy.

And while we are on the subject, Ryan Seacrest. Ryan, don't be that guy.

Tc is freaking scary. Period. Reminds me of the scene in Sleepwalkers.

Tom was obviously fantasizing that it was David Miscaviage. He must think a long kiss = people thinking he's hetero, even if he did bring the best man on his honeymoon. Yeah right.
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During the wedding vows, which are NOT recognised by law, Miscavige asked 27-year-old Katie: “Do you take his fortune at its prime and ebb and seek with him best fortune for us all? Do you?” Katie replied: “I do.”

The minister said: “Good then, I am sure you will and surer yet that you’ll fare well and staunchly as a wife.”

To Cruise he said: “And when she’s older do you keep her still? Do you?” The actor responded: “I do.”

The minister then said: “Now Tom, girls need clothes and food and tender happiness and frills. A pan, a comb, perhaps a cat. All caprice if you will. But still they need them. Do you then provide? Do you?”

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Not only are these hilariously weird vows, but also very sexist. Miscaviage sounds like an old-school chauvinist, which isn’t very surprising considering what religion he belongs to. (With silent births, child neglect and the rest of it)

And the whole thing is suitably loveless: none of that love, honor, cherish and stay by through sickness, health, richer, poorer, blah blah blah. Never mind til death do them part.

Nope, it’s all about her wanting the money, and him putting up with the ball’n'chain even when the Kool-Aid starts giving her wrinkles.

This photo looks like one of those bride and groom wedding cake ornaments where the cake and the table it was one was placed a little too close to the window of the lion's club banquet room and the sun melted the groom part and made it look like a homosexual troll.

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And they said this guy couldn't act. I mean - hell - Remember that guy in the wheelchair in that VietCong movie?... 'Cocktail', and now this.
Let's face it: Most of Tom's best work is off-stage. Ask Mimi Rodgers.
Str8 Husband ? Yeah right. Fine. To many Hollyweirds 'Mission Impossible'. But Hey - Did you see that Kisseroo ?
(Personally , I'm always pickin' the Tomster in my fantasy league. And educated women leave their heels at home...)

LIFE IMITATING ART: remember that scene in Jerry McGuire where he's freaking out at his own wedding, like he doesn't know what he's gotten himself into? And the Cuba Gooding character says "If you don't love her, you gotta tell her."

That's Tom Cruise's face in this wedding photo.

Hope they have a happy ending though... just like in the movies! xxx

I guess jumping on the couch had already been done, so a long, obnoxious kiss was needed.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

Are they made in plastic???
And why the hell did he put stuff into his shoes to look 5 cm higher?! We all know he's just SHORT.... and probably LTC... by the way...

#LOL @ 35

there has to be some poll somewhere waggering how long they can last.

defo shorter than britney's marriage since tom is gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

okay..

What a heterosexual he is! Could any man be more heterosexual? I wish every man had an entire PR team and an entire religious order behind him to prove he's heterosexual. So much less confusion.

Awwwww, how sweeet. I haven't seen anything so romantic since Lisa Minelli married David Gest. Sniff. [wipes away tear]

I have always maintained that if my hunky airline captain husband slopes off, I'll marry a rich gay man to be his beard. I'd so enjoy the bitching, the shopping and the nicely arranged flowers. Then I could shag the pool attendant on the side and fire him when I'd finished. Kate just chose the wrong queen. She's young. There's time.

This goes down in the annals of nauseating kissing history:

TC and KC
Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley
Liza Minelli and David Gest
Star Jones and that gay guy
Ozzy and Sharon Osborne
Paris Hilton and most of Hollywood

#42

she's in it for 5 years. that's the big pay off. surely she can take it that long. it's jsut a matter of time before he gets sick of pretending and wants her out. but she's a championship gold diggers so there is nothing he can do to make her leave before then short of pulling a scott peterson.

Luckily for Katie, this sci-fi piece of shit wedding won't be redognized by the Catholic church. Once she comes to her senses, she'll have a clean slate. If David Miscavige doesn't lock her in a closet and force-feed her vitamins until she comes back to the "church" of Scientology first.

Dammit, I meant recognized.

Oh #45 if hunky flyboy and gay beard don't work out I'll be here to score you on the rebound!

Very funny comments on this post, Good Job People!!!

Will tmz.com compare Holme's and Mimi's wedding/marriage contracts?

more like going down on somebody else's anal

this is katie's highest paying acting gig ever! when its over she's gonna make so much money....

(comedy, action, drama, childbirth man reality-movies rock!!!

oh dear, this '3-minute long kiss' thing is just another pathetic and desparate attempt from tomkat to try and convince the world of how much in love they are of each other. these two are so transparent. they are trying too hard. they are not fooling anyone. it's just embarrasing to watch, in a toe-curling cringe-worthy kinda way..

By the way, check this out! This is so hilarious!!
"To figure out how Tom Cruise appeared to be taller than Katie Holmes in their wedding photo, we deployed X-ray technology to the photograph."
http://worldofwonder.net/archives/2006/Nov/22/how_they_did_it.wow

Katie also could’ve been on a big rebound from a broken 5-yr relationship--we all know things like that need time to really move on. Its so odd how there were all these quotes form her about loving NY and looking fwd to living here, and seeing her out with that mystery guy, actual friends, etc. (read: freedom, young adult fun, dating etc) then BAM POW ZOWIE 16 missing days and the current situation.

She definitely was pregnant, but I understand from all those weird pics why people can still hold onto the idea she wasn't. And it’s not just "lunatics", but the general media and hundreds of websites who’ve talked about it. It was a juicy bit to think about...and though I contend Suri is definitely hers, those pics were incredibly suspicious.

I do think that Suri looks like Tom, though i was in the CK camp for ages. We don't know the truth, so it’s safe to also speculate Suri could be Bill's, etc. THEY created this monster by acting like complete FREAKS and now they have to deal with scandalous gossip....I don’t know about you, but I don’t turn on any given TV show and hear how many people are wondering if Brad Pitt really fathered Shiloh---or if Gwen Stephani was really pregnant. Reap what you Sow, Tom....

If they truly care about this kid, they will stop the ridiculous behavior, act like a normal celeb couple and keep the kid's emotions/safety a priority. No more hiding her now that they got home, no more being sketchy. And NO whoring her for the media, either. We all know they can't resist, but lets hope for all three kids' sake, they change.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- I feel really bad for those 3 kids----and MTP is a selfish ego-driven man for manipulating them in public eye as he has the last 2 years.
I think at home he is most likely a good father- he seems to love them etc. But doing best for your kids requires more than that.

ha ha....it's like they haven't kissed before