Nov 13 2006Tobey Maguire has a baby

HAHA. Hilarious!

Tobey Maguire has sex with women? Huh....whoddathunkit

they both just look so average for hollywood...

I know this isn't snarky, but it's kind of nice to see a star fall in love with an "ordinary" person instead of yet another gorgeous-yet-hollow thing. They probably have a better chance of making it in Hollywood than your usual gorgeous couple.

Sorry but i don"t beleieve this

http://celebrityoops.blogspot.com/

whoa whoa whoa... tobey?! what's with the homely fiancee?! you're a movie star! science h. logic!!!

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Wow...I was really operating under a misconception that superheroes/famous actors could get hot women. This poor girl looks like she could be from the Shire.

umm i don't think they're that ugly ? whats the daughters name?

They look like a geeky high-school couple.

Fornication is #1

Tobey humping this ugly chick is almost as bad as 'I see dead people' drunk driving around in his Saturn.

I wonder how much they will have to pay to get the baby pics published?

http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

Unmarried? Edna's not gonna be be one bit happy. Tobey+ REPORTED!!! And this 16 year old looking ordinary girl is leaps and bounds above Kirstin Dunst, so it could be worse.

I think they're sweet, except for the fact that she looks twelve years old.

Since both of their ears have the opened-taxicab-doors thing, that kid's gonna look like Dumbo.

It looks like he is filming Seabiscuit 2.

#4 & #8, I'm with you :) I think they're adorable. I adore Tobey Maguire. I think he'll be a great dad.

Well, Maguire does have some pretty amazing blue eyes when you meet him in person. A lot of ppl are having kids without getting married. Cruise and Holmes are not married either but they got a kid now too. Spears had kids after she got married to an idiot, and how did that turn out?

#4- Ordinary person? Are you fucking kidding me?

His fugly fiancee is about as ordinary as Kevin Federline is employed. Jennifer Meyer is the kid of Ron Meyer- who just happens to be the president of Universal Studios.

Tobey Maguire knocking up the big boss' daughter basically ensures that we will see his pre-pubescent face in movies for decades to come. Hopefully his voice will stop cracking.

Why doesn't anyone get married BEFORE the baby is born anymore? Seems like these celebrity couples don't bother getting married when the chick gets knocked up and I see that trend among "normal" people as well. Why make the kid be born out of wedlock if you are supposedly engaged? What the hell are they waiting for? A paternity test??

@18...Holy shit! Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have a kid?!?!

#20
Because no matter how good Vera Wang is, a big belly spoils the line of the dress.

#21 No f'n way!! TCLTC??!?!?

Jeesh, yer not fooling anyone Tobey. COME OUT ALREADY! I'm sure Frodo from Lord of the Rings would love to play "tummy sticks" with you.

To think that he could have been boning Ryan Starr.
What an idiot.

lmao @ #7

20 bucks says that kid has huge feet and furry ankles.

Toby Macguier has always looked like he is just recovering from an illness or like he is severely anemic. Not sure if he is healthy or not, but if I found out tomorrow that he had been fighting Leukemia for years I wouldn't really be surprised.

Instead of his girlfriend's picture just imagine all her fathers money sitting next to him....thats hot.

#26
HeLLOOO, it's a GIRL.
She'll have furry boobs.

Seriously, how old is she? 13? Let's try to find some of her jewelry creations.

Ummm, shouldn't he be getting better ass than that?

http://www.celebslam.com

You can view her creations here...http://www.jennifermeyerjewelry.com/

My kid does a better job with yarn and fuckign Froot Loops.

and that would be fuckING....not to be confused with fuckIGN, which means to sign with the word fuck.

They look like your typical 15 year old pregnant couple from Arkansas... what's the issue?

Jrz, you missed one!

http://www.sthbodyjewelry.com/catalog/images/06-20-06-0039.jpg

jrz- I ordered the diamond encrusted acorn for my pet squirrel.

"Daaaaaadddddyyyyyyy...I want to make JEWelry...You have to make all of the people that work for you buy it?"

Damn, doesn't ANYONE in Hollywood get married before having kids anymore??? Is it out of style or something?

That's one goddammed sytlish squirrel you got Commish!

jrz- Only the best for my furry friends.

I did send her an e-mail, asking if she could design something for my beaver.

Do you think she'll design something for my pussy?

That's the kind of jewelry I plan to give my wife as a murder/ suicide present.

Well, she does leaves, acorns and wishbones. I think a tuna-shaped diamond encrusted something or other would be a snap for Ms. Meyer.

A diamond-encrusted log for your beaver, Commish. That would be lovely.

jrz- Beats a cheese log any day.

All this time, I thought Hobbits were fictional, spooky..............

Cheese + log = icky.

Encrusted + cheese + log = icky.

Hell, encrusted anything sounds icky.

Why do the Irish & the Jews feel compelled to to get together and have babies all the time???... and don't say that it doesn't happen, because it does... all the time!!!

peace out nigga's

49--What other Jew/Irish couple is there?

#42 RichPort

That is the fucking funniest thing I've read in a long fucking time (I used fucking twice to emphasise how strongly I feel about what I'm typing)

Made me laugh out loud at work.

i'd hit it, assuming she's legal.

Am I the only one who thinks she looks an awful lot like Paris Hilton before she became a freak?

Exhibit A: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html

#51 - She didn't think so... needless to say, she starts to weep everytime I walk in with a jewelry box and a shotgun. Weird...

Maybe the baby will be bitten by a spider and the legacy will live on. Spidey Baby.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com

I think they're both cute.

She looks Jewish. Since when can a woman only look attractive if she looks very WASP-y? Okay, yes, I recognize that that was the mainstream mentality here in the U.S. for generations, but haven't we evolved past that? You'd think we'd be able to appreciate diverse manifestations of beauty by now. Not every woman need look like Jessica Simpson to be attractive.

56--ethnic beauty is perfectly wonderful, but this chick ain't beautiful period. Not even close. Big pointy ears, behemoth foreheads and large noses are not beautiful.

@16: Oh, that's terrible!

Leave the poor whorsey alone.

#16

Seabiscuit 2! Funniest thing I have read all day. Thank you!

Wasn't this chick in the Harry Potter movies?

She looks like Alfred E. Newman with long hair.

#19 Jadis: You are so right on about all that, especially his breaking voice.

#42 that is the most hilarious thing i've read all day! now stop with the overcompensating.

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I would love to see a picture of the author of this article--how beautiful are you? Casting stones at a glass house?

To assume that the Jolie-Pitt baby will be superior to the McGuire baby is ludicrous, as having a stable home life, caring parents, innate intelligence have a much larger influence on success than looks alone. Besides, who knows what either baby will look like as an adult? There are many celebrity kids that are normal-looking even though they have parents who are considered remarakble-looking.

The statements in the article are petty and I think I'm done looking at this website.

#63 I'm sure your presence will really be missed. *huge f-ing eye roll*

#62 - You're still here? I mean, thanks for the props and all, but I think damnYELL needs a playmate. You'd be perfect for each other.

#56

Jessica Simpson attractive? Fuck that flat ass, buck-toothed bitch! Couldn't you think of a better example of a WASPy bitch that looks good? Like Jessica Biel or Scarlett Johanssen? Personally I dig the the Latinas and Asian broads over the whitey's any day. Always have, always will.

She's not ugly, she's just not what we're used to seeing on the arms of these actors who if they were just average joe's instead of being famous (because in the looks department, a lot of actors are average)would be dating girls just like her...Even if she comes from money, I have to say I admire him for not going down the stellar looks but empty soul path...not everyone is caught up with superficial issues like boning the hottest girl...i mean, look at matt damon's wife, she's average and a bit pudgy even...for all of you knocking the girl for her looks, do you by chance look like the most beautiful stars in their prime? if not, why are you knocking this woman?

#13, how dare you, how dare you, how dare you!!! Kirstin has thee most handsome face, a face i might add, that is eclipsed only by the Moai on Easter Island. Yeah, i like her many manly features. Kirstin and tobi in the rain, sweeeeet. Damn hot man action(drooling).

oh its tobey. u bitches and ur spelling fascinations, lay off. c i corrected it!

They do look like brother and sister.

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They look like fuckin hobbits.

Really? I think that the Branjelina baby has no chance against Suri Cruise in a street fight. A street fight where their weapons are cuteness. But really; she's either here to save us, or destroy us.

Damn, they're both ugly as hell.

lolol

Surprisingly, ugly people make good looking children sometimes. When too hot people get together, that's when you have to worry.

After battling the green goblin so many times, it was only a matter of time before they got together.

Congrats!!!
Tobey is a great guy, and i think he will be a great daddy^^

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ha ha.....ugly baby]

This chick is nasty looking, and he could do so much better... what the hell is he thinking... he is wasting a perfectly good career on a fugly bi!tch. Kirsten Dunst maybe average looking, but she is a step up from this pooch. You know that kid is going to be raised in a kennel...

Two ugly people NEVER make good looking babies, are you kidding me!? Yes the green goblin jajajjajajaja!!!!!!!!

we live in a society where looks seem to be everything!

at the end of the day Tobey and his then girlfriend could be just as good, if not better parents as Brad and Ange

we live in a society where looks seem to be everything!

at the end of the day Tobey and his then girlfriend could be just as good, if not better parents as Brad and Ange

I think he is gay but the jewish media that he "works for, wink wink" wants him to appear straight so they take one of their own, a jewess, and make everything look all nice and normal. But certainly not pretty!!! lol