first?

Like a Fraggle? ahahaha.

My sources tell me her latest film role is an uncredited performance in Da Vagina Code.
It's in Very-wide release.

I officially worship at the alter of Tina Fey and am converting to whatever religion it is that she practices.

Preach on!

http://www.scandalsnappers.com/

God bless Tina Fey...

Personally, I rather see Tina Fey pictures. She's a million times better looking than Paris any day.

I think I am now madly in love with Tina Fey.

Holy crap!!! That's flippin' hilarious!

Paris is such a bitch. She thinks Jessica Simpson is fat? I hate Jessica, but she's definitely not fat. I wonder if Paris and her comments on fatness are the cause of Nicole Richie's current death-like appearance. It wouldn't surprise me if she ridiculed Nicole into becoming a walking skeleton. Bitch-face!

p.s. I heart Tina Fey, forever!

For Christmas, Paris should ask Santa for a tubal ligation. It was bad enough that Britney had to reproduce, and if Paris keeps slutting around like she does, the world is going to wind up with....well, you get the idea. The world isn't ready for that, and never will be.

I second Post number 6 and 7.

http://news.digital-six.net

What the hell is she wearing

I wish Tina Fey could sit next to me at work all day long and just...talk. She's fabulous.

Wow, Tina Fey really let it fly, huh? No inhibitions about what was said at all. I laughed hard about the Jessica Simpson stuff she said. What a jealous cunt.

"she looks like a tranny up close"

more amazing words have never been spoken. if i was a lesbian, and if tina fey was a lesbian..i would totally be her bitch.

I have an idea the next time Paris is on SNL - she's going to want to do a Tina Fey sketch.

I love people (Tina Fey)that have the balls to say what everyone else is thinking.

Holy shit that's hilarious!
The only thing I've ever seen with paris hilton in it is the "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" episode of south park.

Why would they even have her on SNL? Don't they have actual artists and singers and actors on? Talk about scraping the bottom of the barrel.

Wait..jessica simpson is fat? rofl?..jesus tap dancing christ, that's just awful. She does kinda look like a tranny though >.> *paris* that is

I believed the interview was real until Fey mentioned that someone on SNL had written a "really really funny sketch."

SNL hasn't been funny in two decades.

Tina Fey is not my hero. Her new show sucks, so does SNL. However I believe I would like to be friends with her and we could go out for drinks, like, once every four or five months, and I would try not to stare at her scar.

If all this is going to be is the Lindsay Blowhand and Slut Hissin website then I am not coming back. This site use to cover more than just stupid bs. I am sick of it. Unless Paris Hilton kills herself or someone else, I frankly don't give a fuck!!!

If all this is going to be is the Lindsay Blowhand and Slut Hissin website then I am not coming back. This site use to cover more than just stupid bs. I am sick of it. Unless Paris Hilton kills herself or someone else, I frankly don't give a fuck!!!

Tina Fey is my superhero.

Whoopty-fucking-doo!

So she says everything everyone has been saying for years, and now she's some sort of hero?

How many crappy comedians is it going to take for the public to realize Hilton "is" a piece of shit?

That's a fuckin hideous dress. It's not flattering at all.

Tina Fey: Master of the Obvious.

For what it's worth, I have also read tales of Paris and her posse ridiculing Mischa Barton for being a "fat cow."

Stop egging this guy on to post Paris Hilton shit. I am sick of hearing about her. I have seen her suck dick and after seeing that shitty performance I could care less whether she lived or died.

Fey is pretty, but that's about it. The 90s/00s of SNL were so fucking awful that I can't believe anyone would ever willingly take credit for them, but it just goes to show.

Call me crazy, but I'll take Hilton and her raging 'gina o'terror anyday over all the fuckwit Sandler's, Ferrel's, Farley's, Spade's, Synder's, and other dime-a-dozen douches.

At least Hilton can make us all laugh, even if is unintentional.

Derek Jeter's penis is the real hero

http://www.celebslam.com

Paris looks like a golden maxi-pad.

PS. She's either wearing a diaper or some kind of special anti-herpes granny MF'N panties WTF!!!!

I knew I loved Tina Fey for a reason and this proves it!

Tina Fey's ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to her newsletter. Good for her, it's refreshing to see a celeb actually speaking the truth about another celeb, especially when the one in question happens to a stupid, vapid, spoiled, useless, STD-ridden whore. I think the only person who doesn't know that Parasite Herpes Hilton is the laughingstock of the universe is Parasite herself. Somebody needs to send her the memo so she can go DIAF already, and do her part to make the world a better place, because she ain't contributing a fucking thing to this world by living, unless you count spreading STD's at a phenomenal rate. God, I fucking HATE Parasite. I truly cannot think of another living person that I wish nothing but harm, misery, and unhappiness on. Useless, worthless whore. And she DOES look like a fucking transvestite, what with those size 13 feet and her nasty, saggy, flat ass, hook nose, wonky eye, and crispy, fried strawlike hair. Stupid spoiled whore.

And if Parasite doesn't stop posing in the EXACT SAME FUCKING WAY, I might go crazy. GET A NEW POSE, CUNT! You're NOT cute, DIAF already.

#34 you are hilarious. And Tina Fey is even moreso. Its about time celebrities stopped pandering to each other and started being real. Everyone knows Parisite is dirty, vapid, talentless scum, but no one besides bloggers ever says it. Today is a good day.

I'm a sucker for correct syntax and proper elements of style and composition. Plus I love a good bitchy vitriol.

As such, I am saddened that as of yet, I have not read any comments from Rich or jrz.

Thus, I will medicate myself with Bombay Sapphire and caribou medallions, then finish myself off with warm rice pudding drizzled with caramel.

I'm going to my happy place. Have a good weekend Superfishers. I'm gonna shit ponies and sunflowers because I will be so overjoyed.

ps: Fuck you Paris Hilton, you cum-dodger.

Hahah! An old friend of mine is a manicurist, and Paris needed a Manicure in her room at the W Hotel. My friend said that she was ugly on the inside AND out! And keep in mind my friend NEVER utters a bad word about people! But if the shoe fits......

Who cares if SNL is a piece of shit? So, for that matter, is Paris Hilton. Tina Fey is my hero!!

The "she looks like a tranny up close" comment alone will have me smiling for days.

Tina Fey > everyone else

Tina Fey is cool. She was the best thing about SNL. Before her the show sucked ass hard. It's probably my PMS hormones, but I feel such a sense of female solidarity with Tina. You go, bespectacled bitch!

Well, Tina Fey is pretty cool, but she's only saying what's obvious to anyone with a functional brain (ie, anyone other than Paris). Paris has the same problem as a lot of other spoiled, wealthy 20-somethings: she stopped maturing at about age 14. She thinks life is all about how you look, how many guys (or whoever) want to fuck you and saying hateful things about other chicks. I wish my life was so easy that that's all I had to do, sit around and say stupid shit and spend my wealthy family's money. Few people deserve poverty as utterly as she does and if there's any justice in the world, it'll happen to her one day.

And why does she pose with her mouth open so much? Is she literally slack-jawed or does she think it's sexy? It just makes her look sorta retarded. I know that sounds redundant, but...

RE SNL not being funny in 20 years... funny and oh so true.

i love tina fey. i'm glad she's not afraid to speak the truth on national radio.

she's just fantastic

Tina Fey is an overrated writer/performer, but she's so correct about Paris. It is overstating the obvious (a trait that a lot of "comic" writers/performers have these days), but I get pissed off that the entertainment industry actually takes this piece of shit (Hilton) seriously. There are some in the MSM who actually thinks she has talent. We have to stop taking sluts/morons/douchebags/rejected petri dishes like Hilton seriously. Don't act like Tina is doing anything groundbreaking here. Many celebrities trash each other on Stern's show; that's what he's known for.

ummm jessica simpson isn't fat, paris is now official mental. she DOES look like a tranny, thank to Ms Fey for saying it instead of being a kissass celebrity like the other ones out there.

It amazes me that she would act huffy about her sex tape, when she directed it.

Court documents in the case with her boyfriend and his friend who initially released the tape (Marvad) say that Hilton could be seen and heard giving instructions while the tape was being made.

The filing said, "the video also depicts Ms. Hilton participating fully in the creation of the video. Ms. Hilton offered directorial comments and physically controlled and directed the camera." The filing also said that Paris could even be seen moving Salomon out of a frame so he would not block a shot.

She has no grounds for acting innocent about it and to no do a skit about it on SNL only shows she has no understanding of what people would find funny.

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/paris-hilton-video.htm

All right, I'm going to jump on the bandwagon here and say I'm gay for Tina Fey. Yep, that's all it takes.

I cant believe Tina Fey thinks she has room to be bashing anyone. SNL sucks. She looks more to me like a drag queen than Paris. I hate Paris too. But Tina Fey of all people shouldnt have been the one to be bashing Paris.

#48

The last few seasons of SNL may have not been great, or even good, but this season is pretty good so far. The new cast is pretty damn good at what they do (i.e., Samberg and Co.).

And did those crappy seasons suck as much as Paris Hilton? No. No they did not.

Paris Hilton is by far more pathetic than the worst episode of Saturday Night Live.

And that's the truth.

woot woot amen

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I beg the differ. Im sure others will agree with me.

Thats the truth!

Paris Hilton is a little twat licker. You don't have to be anorexic to b e thin. Jessica Simpson has a much better body than Paris fucking Hilton. I hope this broad gets the shit beaten out of her. Fucking cunt.

Dance your blues away....worries for another day!

Tina Fey's new show is a vehicle to poke fun at the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of shows like SNL. Call me unsuperficial but Tina Fey is hot cause she's funny and intelligent, and by intelligent I mean she wears glasses.

What is this obsession that everyone has with taking cheap shots at Paris Hilton? I mean, I'm don't like her either, but I don't understand why people go out of their way just to say nasty things about her. Don't they realize that the more attention they give her the more we'll see of her?? I just ignore her hoping that she will go away...

#54 you can ignore herpes all you want, but it never really goes away.

#51 I almost always agree with you! This one I definately do. Jessica is way better built. I cant believe that Criss Angel would be seen in public with such a scum!

Tina Fey 2008?

Well, I dunno who is the transvestite here: Paris or Tina.....? I just dont get why be soooo jelous about Paris being a rich and beautiful? Maybe because you will never have even a tiny bit of what she has, in your entire (low)lives? You seem like a bunch of hateful folks, typing your posts out of your folks' basements (where you actually live)....All u ACTUALLY can do is to trash others, those who are hot and rich. And Paris,call her dumb or whatever, she achieved all she has by herself.Now go ahead, "pretend" to be dumb and try to get somewhere.I bet you wont' cuz you are those who are dumb, not her.And leave this girl alone for good.

Tina Fey a woman after my own heart!

I want to see a catfight! Fey vs. Hilton vs. simpson!

#58: A Paris groupie. *Sigh* Just when you think humanity coudn't sink any lower, some troglodyte pokes it's head out of the slime. Could there be anything lower on the food chain? And that grammar and syntax. Wait a minute...Paris, is that you?

PS. Please kill yourself.

Number 58, please re-read what you just typed, and maybe consider sterilization. This is Paris Hilton we're talking about. She did absolutely nothing in her life for the millions of dollars she has in the bank. All she did was strut her way out of a rich woman's vagina, ask daddy for money and make a mockery of herself to the world. I seriously hope that post was a joke.

Tina, amen sister. Amen.

#61... loved your comments to #58. FashionStylist28, seriously, the level of education required to write that well can be no higher than a 5th grade level. You are better off keeping remarks like that to yourself, especially when you are on this particular web forum. There are already enough childish cliques here that litter the commentary with their group mentality... check out the most recent Michael Jackson post if you need to see for yourself. For the most part, the commentary is hilarious, but when members start collaborating, this site sucks.

FashionStylist28: Please drop dead. Better yet, go sleep with Paris if you love her so much and contract the virulent strain of syphillis she so freely distributes, and then drop dead.

It's a beautiful day with Tina Fey!

I tell myself that, no matter how unbecomming someone is, there are always redeeming factors.

So... my quesiton is.. what are Paris's redeeming factors as humanity generally defines them?

Is she a loyal friend? No. Is she giving or anthropic? No. Kind? No. Compassionate? No. Sympathetic? No. Tolerant? No. Humble? No. Selfless? No. Care about humanity? No.

I don't usually take pot shots at people. But, all things being equal, I think she's an abismal human being.

"I bet you wont' cuz you are those who are dumb, not her."

Thank you #58 for the funniest thing I have read in a long time. Thats gold baby, gold.

And (cough)..I just have to let this out)... I secretly wish something would disfigure her face beyond repair so she'd either A. Never been seen in public again or B. Find out what human suffering feels like.
(I can't believe I've said this...bad peach)

Paris is the best argument for abortion that I can think of. The only problem with Tina Fey is that she was head writer for SNL the past few seasons, which had some of the worst skits ever, which is really saying something at this point.

Well, maybe Lohan gives Hilton a run for the money in terms of justifying abortion.

go bucks. beat michigan.

oh, and tina fey is sweet.

Yeah, Paris is a bitchy skank. Old news.

There's nothing new here for the weekend - come to my site for lively blogging EVERY day.

Tina is MY hero too! I have always looked up to this woman and now my idolization had just been magnified! Message to Tina- DO NOT apologize when this blows up all over the tabloids! Paris needs to hear the truth. Most people kiss her ass because she has money. Message to Paris- Tina Fey has not said this because "like, she's like jealous". She is a million times smarter, funnier and more attractive than your fraggle ass so don't even GO there!

we all know that about Paris but it's still refreshing to hear someone (neutral?) say it out loud.

This is the funniest that tina fey has ever been.

SHE SO TOTALY WHEARS CONTACTS..... EVEN HER EYES ARE FAKE!!!!!

#58-Paris, you've finally grown a sense of humor about yourself. And speaking of trannies, Could someone run over to Tranny and Zanna's place and ask Ole Man Tranny if he can trace #58's login info using some of that sweet Moose Taint Magic? I seem to remember him totally making some troll suck his dick a while back by calling him out on his login info....poorly written, run-on sentence anyone? lawsuit, anyone? hello? anyone?

Oh, and qico? Little bit late in the game to comment on Paris' contacts. Unless you were being ironic and clever, in which case: carry on. (tips hat jauntily and turns on heel)

tina fey is hot.

i wanna eat her pussy.

AMEN! to that.

I most heartily disagree with all the Anti-SNLites out there. It may or may not have been a huge side effect of the massive and copious amounts of maradoyouwanna that I have smoked every Saturday evening for the last seventy-fourteen years but SNL is funny as hell.
So. Fuck you all.

Ya as long as you stopped wathcing in 1989 SNL is hillarious,

pic #1 ... you can see through her purse and she prolly has $1000 in cash on her..

jeebus

how do you know suzy?

she thinks jessica simpson is fat?
those are called BOOBS sweetie.

Tina Fey is my hero.

http://thedirtydisher.blogspot.com/

I wish I could dress like that for under a dollar.

Didn't Tina Fey write Mean girls? What a hypocrite.

I believe Mean Girls was satirical.

Just wanted to say that I am not "Angry Ferret Jones". Someone posted a nasty comment here and claimed to be the writer of my blog. I would not write such a comment... nor do I blog every day!

You can see her chicken cutlett in that first picture. You're supposed to do a better job of hiding silicone boob inserts.

ALL THE WAY WITH OBAMA/FEY !

I love how absolutely gormless she looks in the first photo. And yes, you can see her boob enhancers!

Tina Fey is officially at the top of my cool list

tina fey looks like a dyke. but she has made good observations indeed. paris is mental.

I have no idea who Tina Fey is, but I like her already.

Here is some news from the UK press on Pointless Hilton vs. the World Round 2

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/showbiz/tm_headline=paris-chillton%26method=full%26objectid=18110336%26siteid=94762-name_page.html

Where's Perez!! Bloggers Revolt!!

Perez Hilton is a tool, and subsequently, should be removed from this world by way of asphyxiation through big black cock.

Tho, I'm sure it would love that.

Since, ya' know, he'sa gay.

WEVE GOTA GAY

ono

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Mr./Ms. Superfish should have posted pics of Tina Fey instead. We've seen quite enough of Paris Hilton already and Tina Fey's way better looking.

Re Pic #1: Are you kidding with that stupid pose?

#58 are you KIDDING ME? Are you a real Paris Hilton fan? Such live beings actually exist? I thought that Paris fans were just some mythical creatures from some far off land with lower than average IQ levels and higher than average rates of STD's. But I think we have one here. I mean, the broken English, the bad grammer, the poor spelling. I'm starting to be a believer! Screw the Lock Ness Monster! Fuck Big Foot (Paris herself has probably done both anyway). We have a real live PARIS HILTON FAN in our midst!

Piss off, you uneducated TWAT.

Enough about #58, FashionWhoZeeWhatsIt. She's either a Paris Hilton fan or Paris Hilton herself. Either way, that's punishment enough.

i gots a willy

I'm beginning to think my favourite (SP-ok) 'Paris' may be Paris Jackson. Sorry to speak a foreign language - but - Go Lions !
I think Tina is funny - Maybe she should even get her own show. A comedy even.
She's a great newsreader but journalism and running after firetrucks - let's face it -only gets you so far.
If you can't score Ed Bradley's job - try comedy Tina !

Forget Paris. I'm pissed. What the *^&%! I came here looking for a pic, visit your site, and now I have the dang purple/pink background on your website for my desktop! I didn't sign up for this s***. What gives? I HATE purple! And who the he** is Rich?

One pissed chic in AL

Hilarious new post at Cock-Ninjas site.

http://www.cock-ninja.blogspot.com/

#75, That is old news. Haven't you seen all those pics of her as a little kid with brown hair and brown eyes?

#34, you forgot to mention her abnormally gigantic man-hands.

Re: 103
Sorry - my sources tell me she actually HAS a show. Unfortunatly I have an 'Alex Baldwin' block on my cable hook-up. They threw it in so I won't go over to the dish.
Good luck with that show...

Quote from an actual Paris fan:

"My IQ test came back and it's positive!!!"

Mr. Baldwin's PR people have been in touch. Apparently it A L E C Baldwin.
Sorry for the confusion - Bink x

* it's

Has anyone else noticed we're always left with this herpes ho for the whole weekend here?

YYeah # 111.
Three 'weak-ends' in a row and it's like the Jolly Green Giant...

Hoooray for Trey.

I wonder if people who've been screwed by Parisite consider themselves to have a PhD, rather than an STD. They'd certainly need a doctor...

For the love of GOD Fish people, give us a new story already!!!!!!!!

I wonder if fucking Paris is as much fun as those crotch scratchers say it is. I mean, with those monkey feet she can definitely hang upside-down from a 4 poster bed. And just think of all the work she's giving to those custom shoe maker people. Perhaps, like every guy that's ever nailed her, we've been a bit rough on Porous, er I mean, Paris. And where else would designers unload their most hideous creations? I'm telling you people, we don't talk nearly enough about this beacon of Americanism, the real reason the terrorists hate us.

I'm changing my daughter's name from Jrzdaughter to Tina Fey.

It's no wonder Tina Fey hates Paris; she's totally Team Lohan -- hello, Mean Girls?

113--PhD! That's beautiful.

"I bet you wont' cuz you are those who are dumb, not her"
.....no......actually, #58, you're the one who has the IQ of a tube of Chapstick. Please tell us that English is your third or fourth language. Please, at least let that be your excuse for what appears to be a complete lack of literacy. Or you're doing your best Borat impression. If not, then you're just a mouthy, illiterate 14 year old, and I don't like mouthy, illiterate 14 year olds, especially the ones who aspire to be like Paris Hilton. You need to lay off telling people how "dumb" you think they are until you are capable of forming a coherent sentence. Got that, fuck up?

Who is Tina Fey anyway? I like her already. She sure do like typewriters....

Where I work, this intern cam in with a Paris Hilton limited edition Guess tote, saying how muchh she admired her for making something out of herself instead of just living off of her Dad's money. I have no idea how my extra large cup of coffee spilled on her bag, I just know that it did.

She's just jealous!

I suppose the experience of fucking this thing is akin to entering a dragon's cave, first it'll be dark and deep and then you'll experience an intense, unending burning sensation.

MOST of you have pretty much already said what I've been thinking. I love Tina Fey for speaking the truth. I wish more people would be honest instead of kissing ass. I absolutely HATE everything about Paris. She is so undeserving, fake, mean, self centered, fake, tranny, spoiled, fake, jealous, talentless, fake, worthless, diseased and fake.

Hey, Paris Apologists...check out your idol on the next thread down. She's a class act and I hope you all have daughters JUST LIKE HER!!!

#121
Lucky for you there's room in there for kleig lights and a HazMat unit.

There are so many reasons to love Tina Fey. Comic timing, wit, being a talented writer....and now I just found one more. I think (and hope) we are entering a new age where paris hilton is mocked, scorned and laughed at in public every time she strikes that obnoxious pose.

My brothers and they're friends have loved Tina Fey for years. So I guess not all guys are shallow and just go for the typical blond goddess. Yeah girl, you go Tina!

I wish Tina Fey would comment on 2 other huge issues, Typekey and Trollers.

And regarding Tina Fey, hmmm, I do think she's kinda hot buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut she's been lookin a little rough since she gave birth (I know, I know, don't take offense ladies) and it's already been a while so I don't know what's up with that.

and yeah, typekey has been sucking hard and deep lately.

Tina Fey is my idol of the day. Paris is such a skank.

tina's a scarfaced bitch

Thank God. Tina Fey my hero. Paris HIltion is one of those people who add massive dead weight to the society. I dont understand why she has fans. She contributes nothing to society.

Tina Fey ROCKS.

Whoah...excuse my double posting, but is that a Paris(ite) Hilton fan there? Miss #58?

I hope I never do have a tiny bit of what she has in my entire life; which includes HPV. And I hope I never have a cult disguised as a fan-base either. And this Paris bashing can't be worse than anything she's done to someone else.

"I wanna be Jessica Simpson because she's fat...I hate her." I hope you're not fat, because she'll hate you.

I'm sure those Paris fans living under the ruse that Paris is some kind of saint know deep down in their pathetic little hearts that Paris Hilton is "filthy" rich trailer trash. Emphasis on filthy. It must be embarrasing having a married,educated woman de-degrade Miss HIlton even further that she's already degraded herself. And this degradation is the God's honest truth about Paris Hilton; a rich dropout/slut/camera whore who contributes nothing to the American society. I pray you'll come to your (hopefully)temporarily dulled senses one day.

A Tranny,

Love that. So true. Paris is the child of a party boy and a D list soft core actress. She is the very definition of White trash with money.

Not to defend Paris, but I wouldn't have done that sketch either!

SNL couldn't make up a funny sketch if you fired the writing staff and put in Steve Martin, Jim Carrey, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chapelle and the Wayans Brothers.

Tina Fey is funny, but taking shots at Paris is like tackling old people. It's way WAY too easy!

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I'd like to say, that was the best thing I've ever read, ever, read.

It's all true, but I highly doubt she'll get a rebuttal with sting. She'll probably call tina fat and call it a day. She's not even smart enough to know to put something on over that slip she's wearing.