Well, she had the right idea of covering up her two worst assets. Plus, I heard The Fountain wasn't that great. Anyone see it?

http://theblemish.com

what the hell is that?

Too bad she can't "makeover" her past.

oh...it's tara reid.

I can't get passed the fact that she's a skank.

Could her teeth be any yellower? Geesh, did she brush with urine this morning or what? makeover that smile sweetie.

She looks okay, for a slut.

PapaHotNuts - Stallion told me YOU eradicated this shit?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061113/us_nm/life_neworleans_maggots_dc

At last

http://new-celebrity-gossip.blogspot.com/

It's so weird. She doesn't look like herself anymore. Yeah, Mr Fish is right : she now looks like a real human being. So so weird... It's not her, that's a stand-in -oh, no, not a stand-in : a stuntwoman.

Those stomach pics from the past post are horrible - grass is greener? NO.

http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

This is the first time I've ever seen her not look like a skank ho. Other than her teeth, she actually looks decent.

MY GOD! Who are you and what have you done with Tara Reid?

http://www.celebslam.com

@6- Danielle used the word "yellower" to describe Tara reid's teeth.

That's more stupider than the dumbilated things you usualling are saying. I hopeticate that you are in the wayness of a tornadoic type storm and you get all diedness for us all.

Dumb fucking monkey.

Fourteenth!

she looks great, except she needs to learn how to stand when taking pictures. her body just seems awkward.. of course, she could have been nervous too, but she looked good on the view a couple weeks back

Papa - your pontificating is beautius!

awesome to see her FINALLY taking care of herself.

*sniffs air* I smell Sasquatch.

And about Tara....eh, she's still a walking cess pool.

This reminds me of that show, "How'd They Do That?" or maybe it was called Taradise.

Either way, nobody is laughing at this comment. Not even an LOL.

youtuberoast.com

never really understood why some think she's hot.even before the lopsided frankentits.

http://www.celebriteaze.blogspot.com/

Uuuhhh... shouldn't the headline read:

Tara Reid cleans herself up... after breaking world bukkake record

Jrz - you can hear its knuckles dragging too?

#13

MY IQ dropped so low after reading that, I may have to be placed on a respirator because I might forget to breathe.

a little properly applied makeup can do wonders but it won't clean up the herps and it won't save money on car insurance.

JRZ - hmmmmmm troll and sasquatch smell similar, huh? I detect the faint trace or thorzine in troll...do you?

hmmmmmm - should be of, not or. Yep - that makes it sound mo bettah.

I wonder if he tummy still looks like my uncle's...

http://www.dailybuzzer.com

Don't like the shoes, and neither do Tara's feet. Her teeth are courtesy of coffee and cigarettes. Otherwise a good attempt, but a few years too late methinks.

And Re: photo with the red bus behind her...Really too bad that AJ Benza has to stoop to working security at premiers these days...

Holy shit! Stay in your homes, it's the apocalypse!

Looks like she is now ripping off Nina Hartely in the looks department. I wonder if she sucks a cock as well as Nina does? I already know her flat ASS can't hold a candle to Nina's gorgeous ass that can launch 1000 boners.

Her outfit sucks, but her hair and makeup look the best I've ever seen on her.

Ty Bennington's voice:

"Welcome back, Tara, welcome back."

#13. Dumb fuck cracker. Even. Quit following me you pathetic ass fuck. Go jam your ass with a dildo.

That's 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 groupies. Sheesh. Get a life and raise your bastard children. Stop posting lame comebacks over the web.

The End-

@18
Hey, I heard Sasquatch is on the move. Apparently it's in Wisconsin right now. Did you see that on the news?

She looks really good - she's gone back to how she looked in her American Pie days - HOT

Her dress is so hawt. I like this celebrity Aguilerafying trent.

*trend!

@32- You're a dumb negro.

@38. I'm dumb, yet it is you who follows me through the threads.....hmmm, I think not hillbilly.

#34 - It made all the way from DC? Now that's fucking scary...

I would laugh, but....why?

Danielle..I thought you said @33 it was THE END. Pot. Kettle. Black. You're posting lame comebacks over the web youself (per #32). Shut the fuck up, already.

Hey RichP...hows mastering the universe going today?

Sasquatch has been spotted in Norf'east DC.

Looks much better than in the past - boobs are looking much better too - I ran accross these crazy looking breasts earlier today....... http://www.famousidiots.blogspot.com

@39- I follow you only because you are slightly more entertaining than the stupid fucking topics the SF has been posting lately. Plus, I'm amazed that a dumb monkey like you can use a computer. I once saw a chimpanzee use sign language, but you are definetly smarter than him. Good job, CoCo. That's your new name, CoCo the Monkey. Now come eat this big banana behind my zipper.

#42. Unless I address you, shut the fuck up. Got that. Is that clear.

CCLTC!

@46. Do you live near an OUT-HOUSE? Sure sounds like it. Could you be less ignorant?

I can't believe this Danielle shit is still going on - It is so stupid (BIG MASSIVE YAWN) It's not even danielle that looks the idiot now it's all of you playing the game with her.
Fucking children the lot of ya.
- The End - for reals

I present CoCo/Danielle:

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/PapaHotNuts/monkey.jpg

Make love not war.

Sex is more fun than arguing.

Just saying....

Hey Danielle,

To quote the true gentleman, Ron Burgundy, “Go fuck yourself”

Hew I feel better.

Tara looks freakin great. Welcome back to the land of the hot!!!! I can’t wait until she’s in Playboy. Then Brit, then Hewitt, then...Screw it the list is too long.

@51...are you sure that's her? She's not throwing SHIT like usual...

I think she's lacking make-up,

cum shoots around her lips, yeah that's it, she's missing the cum shoots.

51 - you are a cutie!! Nice picture :)

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/purplelove1/00.jpg

Enough said.

51 - I didnt mean the monkey picture, I meant the picture of you. Dont want you breaking out your dictionary on me! LOL

How long after these pictures were taken was Tara falling down face first into a puddle of her own puke and then asking passersby if they wanted to do a body shot off of her?

Zanna - Slow and frustrating... I keep forgetting that the word 'user' has a silent 'L'... I'm trying very hard not to open a 40 oz of whup ass on Sasquatch, you know, just to relieve some frustration...

Don't waste your time with it... you're too much of a lady. Just let it curl up and die.

(yawn)

Rich, maybe the Curl Up & Dye could help with the hirsute Sasquatch?

You know what Rich? You're RIGHT about Sasquatch.

Hope you don't get too many more ID(10)T errors. LOL..check me out, huh? ; )

Wow, this movie must be a piece of shit if she was invited to the preimere.

@57- CoCo- that was actually funny. But you're still black.

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/purplelove1/11.gif

It took some work but, I managed to get a photo of all of you during the "Hillbilly Reunion". You guys look so happy.....

Oh, since we're sharing pictures, here's one of DanYELL when she came over for dinner the other night.
http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/1/18.jpg

And here's one of DanYELL's Mom and Dad.
http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j254/seanyb_2006/ugly-men.jpg

Cool, my hand is near Papa's hot nuts.

(yawn)

This one is DanYELL taking a walk.
http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dtrapp/patty1.jpg

DanYELL and her sister got some piercings at the Blackapalooza concert
http://archive.salon.com/travel/portfolio/2000/04/22/ceremonies/src/africa19.jpg

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/mr_rt/F%20Funny%20Stuff/g2.jpg

Jrz....please tell your "parents" to put some clothes on.

You clearly are getting off on posting links. Your a bore.

Find a new hobby.

(Hobbie)

Nope, just waiting for some Chinese physicians to show them where our babies are born at our hospital. Nothing else to do but make myself laugh.

Here is another picture of her dad....so sad what with the overdose and all.

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger2/2683/3598/1600/overdose[1].jpg

66 - dang, and here I thought the Oil of Olay was working.

Why dont you show us how brave you are and post of yourself. We have all done it - what are you hiding?

hobby.

hobby

The Lord has gotten involved.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m105/PapaHotNuts/churchsign.jpg

#77. When did you post yourself? That's a lie.

OMFG laughing so hard! Papa that is hysterical! Oh crap, Dr Pepper hurts when it comes out the nose.

@29 Yes I hear she is Nina Hartley's protege. We are awaiting the new DVD. ;-)

Personally I like Nina Hartley's fellatio DVD-

http://www.holisticwisdom.com/better-oral-sex-videos.htm

81 - Danielle, you havent been on here that long, so I am sure you missed it. Painfully honest, but I dont lie...nothing to gain from it.

The others can vouch that I have, indeed, posted my picture.

I'm assuming these are pics from Tara in her Halloween costume?

@84. yeah, sure....if you say so.

That's Barbara Mandrell.

My God! I haven't laughed this hard in two hours! Shit! These photos are some funny shit!

More like a freakin' Stepford Wife.

86 - that is what I love about you, your such a grown up! So, so easy to predict what you are going to type next.

Please dont change, you are so amusing!

Can't we all get along? Come on everybody I'll start....Kum Ba Ya my lord, Kum Ba Ya....

Or if you can't find common ground there, think of this, we ALL agree that Tom Cruise LOVES the cock and that no matter HOW good Tara Reid looks when she goes out she will ALWAYS end the night waking up with puke in her hair, crying as she gives a stranger a blow-job so he'll tell her where she put her keys when she got to the party.

Papa-I can't believe that even god dislikes Danielle so intensely. This has nothing to do with Danielle, but this church is just north of me, and it almost makes me poop into my pants every time I drive by it:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mattbatt/180505418/

you may have seen it before-often called 'touchdown jeebus'.

Pagan, I'll post my pic tomorrow. Gotta go.

----End-----

#92
He received a "Hail Mary" pass, I assume?

Hey, I found this cover story about Sasquatch's first sexual encounter:

http://s2k-ftp.cs.berkeley.edu:8000/sequoia/clip-art/bigfoot.gif

has no one mentioned the nose job? it's slightly less bulbous... or perhaps that was alcohol induced..

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r247/purplelove2/prom.jpg

Okay Pagan, you wanted to see me, you got it. This picture was taken at my senior prom. I'm the hot girl on the left. That's right, you wish your pathetic selfes could get someone as hot as me. Me and my friends OWNED the dance floor and I had all these hot guys all over me. And they were hot not like your cracker ugly ass, PapaHotNuts. So you can all curl up and die of jealously if you haven't already. Now lets see you pagan I bet your an ugly washed up dike.

66 - d-d-d-danielle, thanks for including me in your little fantasy Hill Billy reunion.

Tara looks great. I am happy for her.

Cleaned up ugly is still ugly. A whole lot of ugly lurks under the clothes and makeup.

Troll Man here. Ready to rid the ranks of the likes of danielle.
danielle I think it's time for you to come inside now. You've had enough playtime. Let's wipe all the feces that the mean kids threw at you.
Phew you stink! Get your ass in that wash tub over yonder and let's see can we wash any of that black offen ya?

#98

How'd you get the sweet overalls with the appliques? That's more my style.

Ask d-d-d-danielle, she b-b-b-bought 'em fer me!

Tara, decent human being?

hahahahaha I don't think so, we don't need to see her identification, these aren't the droids we are looking for....move along.

I'm seriously thinking of growing a moustache, to cover the stretch marks.

Wow!

#105 - Not me, not even a good try. Please get off my nuts. You'd have to have orangutan-like arms to wrap them around anyway, so please, just get off the sack. The only reason I'd grow a moustache would be to look like your mom.

damnYELL, for once finally did something funny. #66 actually made me laugh out loud, except you made me the wrong color. I can only assume we were there celebratin' your untimely demise... who the fuck knew when you morphed from crackhead to Sasquatch that a sense of humor would come with it? Now go fuck yourself.

Danielle, please tell us that that's your idea of a joke. But I just don't think you're smart enough to see how funnt that is. Where the fuck did you go to high school, Sanford and Son Tore-Up dress High? LOVE the matching outfits, and I know, I know, black men like they ladies 'thick', but for god's sake, get thee to a gym. There is a huge difference between 'thick' and 'morbidly obese'.

Well now that things have calmed down somewhat I'm not sure if I'm leaning 'Team Danielle' or 'Team Hillbilly'.
But I think 'troll baiting' is a lot like boomarang throwing.
Even if the thing comes back - it's not that exciting and anyone who sees you wonders what the f you're doing...

*funny*-so hard to type while laughing/crying

(but I must admit there were a few laughs )

She looks perty She looks perty

I can't believe I am saying this but she actually looks great!

#97. Nice try, you fucking cunt. My photobucket account is under purplelove1 not purplelove2.

Go eat out your grandmother you useless dickshit. Keep impersonating me you pathetic shit for brains, posting pictures of YOUR relatives is quite amusing.

#108. You sound SO educated. What is "funnt" by the way?

and no, I did not post that. refer to #97...the imposter.

dang, her shoes remind me of a witch's hat, and on top of that, it looks like she stuffed those puppies right into em...tara honey, you need to buy things that actually FIT! (and i'm not talking about just shoes ie. your dress shouldn't pucker when you wear it) other than that, she pretty much looks like an average american woman, average, not cute, not pretty, average only she's not your average drinker/druggie, nope, nothing average about that with her, which is pretty sad given her age...tara, you are no longer a teenager dear, you've passed 30, consider this when you try to do your image makeover...

btw, tara got her nipples fixed.

and it looks like she got some face work done too. that doesn't look like tara at all.

And speaking of getting work done (I see some changes in her nose) where da fuck is she getting the money for this?

I know there's a market out there for drunken hookers but damn.

Okay, since damnYELL posted her prom photos....I might as well post mine. BTW- my real name is damon. I know, such a dorky name. But...here it is, hope you like it!

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r209/RichPort_photos/damon.jpg

purple love? Really? What, was Iluvpurplefriedchickenandwatermelon taken?

Oops, sorry for the italics.

What the hell? For the last time, that was NOT me. Get a fucking clue you nutsack.

Hahahaha. Who are YOU to judge somebody? You look like a damn leprachan.

You are one ugly fuck. No wonder you're on here 24/7....damon....what a twat. Who the hell took your ugly ass to the prom?

(laughing)

I took your mother. She didn't want to stay out all night, so I screwed her and dropped her back off at the Denny's where I found her.

#124. Yeah, whatever. My mother definantly has better taste then that. Stop talking to me you ugly cum drinker. After seeing your pic, I feel sorry for you. Take your Wizard of Oz ass somewhere with that mother shit.

====The End=====

Damn you're ugly.

You look mighty dapper, Mr. Richport.

What's a leprachan? Is that what we'd call a chinese person with leprosy?

*ba-DOOSH*

Thank you, I'm here til Thursday. Try the veal.

#126. Crawl back into your mother's ass.

D'oh eyes-

Stay out of the conversation. I worry enough having to translate for damnYELL. Take your ass to another thread.

Aww, danielle no wikey da funny. See soooo upset. Does see need her blankey?

#128. ? uh..thanks.

(crickets) Wher'd you go bitchypoo? Are you crying in the mirror at your reflection?

After looking at the pic again, you do seem "slighty" attractive....."slightly".

I cant believe you guys are fighting over Tara..... Morons.

Please get off my nuts. You'd have to have orangutan-like arms to wrap them around anyway, so please, just get off the sack.

there's that male-protest language again. textbook.

Who the fuck is this? meh, is it? Are you that lame that you have to use my lines?

damnYELL. I wouldn't even find you attractive if Jessica Simpson was taped to your torso. I'd rather fuck a tree. Whoops! I already did that today.

A chair? Nope?
Your mother? Nope?
The wall? Nope?

I'm running out of choices....

That's so funny. I wouldn't fuck your fugly ass either. That's probably not even you in that picture you snotwad. You need to post your real picture and stop faking like you're some Don Juan.

You probably have buckteeth and a bald spot. Dumbass.

#137
Rich, sounds like you're a combination of Sienna Miller and Jude Law.

Here we go again.

damnYELL. Can't fool your idiotic ass, now can I? Being the brave and educated person that I am, I'll post my real pic.

BTW- I still wouldn't fuck your ass.

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r209/RichPort_photos/damon-blogger.jpg

You look like a gay Ricky Martin....after he's been ran over by a truck. Hahahaha. I can't believe you just posted that shit! Dumbass. Now I have a million reasons to tease your fugly ass. Let me guess, that's not you either...right?

Give it up. Quit searching the web for decent photos of people who probably have a higher IQ than your ass ever will. You're a pathetic waste of skin. I pity the whore who gave birth to you.

Goodnight.......

Shhh...let it curl up and die. Are we exchanging pictures Rich? Why wasn't I notified?

Damn, Rich...you do look funny. Is that really you, are you feeling okay? If it is you, you are one fugly fucker. I'd have to agree with the troll on that one.

Rich - Aren't you the cutest thing?

Man, I gotta go home. I'm still at the damned office.

Here's me and my date for prom. I picked out that pink number all by myself.
Having three kids before graduating high school sure does a number on your body.

I covered up the rolls with this pretty pink outfit. My date was kind of ugly though. I slept with him anyway. I was horny, what can I say?

http://aegisknight.org/images/pictures/Chad%20and%20Laura/Chad%20and%20Laura%20Prom%202002.jpg

Damn, jrz.....you're calling ME fugly? if I had to choose between you and your date, I'd fuck him.

You people are beginning to scare me.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that. I haven't been getting out lately)

Courtney Love once fooled us all by cleaning up for a couple hours. Then entropy took over and everything went straight back to hell. It's just a matter of time before Tara throws up on herself. Any minute now.

Yeah, well, if I had a team of 80 fix me up, I'd look half way decent too. And I have a lazy eye, herpes on my lip, and a gimp leg.

It's called plastic surgery, people. Apparently, it's a big hit out in the west.

Is she wearing a wig? That doesn't look like her normal dodgey wispy hair at all.

Can't anyone change around here?

She could use alittle bleach in her teeth, otherwise I actually find this picture very lovely.

Nose job: thinning the bridge, lengthening the tip.

Lip collagen.

Veneers.

Face lift.

Which is disturbing, because she's barely 30.

She's gonna look like shit in 10 years.

Excuse me... I should've said: She's gonna look like shit *again* in 10 years.

Wow... I thought I posted last at #107, but apparently sleep walking RichPort kept posting when I was away... how the fuck did that happen? Wait, let me check... my nuts are still here, let me feel down by my knee... yea, my dick is still here to,,, *whew*... I mean I love reaming danielle and all, but I would have been much more creative than that. Smells like a bunch of trolls here... marshmellow-dream, meh, danielle and others. Hmmm... too pathetic to be funny on your own? I'm not surprised. Run along little trolls, there are plenty of bridges under which you can spew your vapidity and flacid attempts at humor. danielle knows I'll dig into her again right after the holidays... she can't wait!

Know why that picture isn't me? Because a) it was posted by my troll; b)the last prom I went to was in 1987--there aren't pictures in existence of it and if there are, they sure as fuck aren't digital; c) I weighed 82 lbs when I was a senior (hey, that's a big jump from the 68 lbs I was in 10th grade!) and good ol' Laura in those pictures has about 50 lbs on me; and d) I would never dis my buddy Rich.

However.......DanYELL, seriously, baby, I had no idea you were 1/3 of The Weather Girls! Boom chugga boom chugga boom! Chocolate Thunder!

So THAT'S what a prom in da' hood looks like! I bet there was more material in the tablecloths! Damn, no wonder we have so many children to take care of (read into that: welfare) with our high school girls dressing like $2.00 prostitues! Oh, btw, you DO offer change right??

Good morning Jrz... been trolled lately? I didn't realize folks like you, Big Jim, and myself inspired so many followers. I'm like fucking RichPort of Nazareth... Now if only they followed us by becoming productive tax paying citizens instead of telling their parents they'll move out as soon as their potato clock invention hits the market, the world would be a better place.

@92...Good ol' touchdown jesus. This is what makes me proud to be an Ohioan.

She looks really cute. But who the fuck isn't telling her to clean up her grill?!

jrz and Rich- someone did that to me late last week. The most sincere form of flattery is imitation; or so they say.

Commish: I always thought stalking was a nice way to tell someone you like them.

The thing that pisses off all the people from the Prom pictures on here is that this is the woman who was crowned Prom Queen that night.

http://www.myfilestash.com/userfiles/Chris7fl/ugly%20chick.jpg

http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j228/purplelove1/1163533382434.gif

There is still something frightening about her teeth

It's too late, Tara.

I think it's nice what you guys are doing for danielle. She posts a couple of pointless posts instead of just one to lure everyone in. Then every day after school she rushes to her computer, eager to see if she's got a response. Shame, imagine her smile when she sees that someone's replied! She thinks for a couple of minutes for some crushing retort. Having trouble with this, she'll just settle for a couple of expletives - some nice 'nasty' ones like cunt (ooh what would your mother say) - and thus she has been noticed by somebody during that day. We're so caring.

i wish she would get new boobs.

once van wilder was over, so was she.

holy shit - she clean-up GUUUD! doesn't even look like the same hapless sack of shit from the running of the bulls episode of taradise. it's true, I watched it twice, trying to figure out if I had ever been that drunk in college... and no, even on my worst bender, not that bad.

My skin looks better, Tara! Yours finally looks like you used some powder and washing thoroughly with soap and warm water!!!