She looks like Gregory Hines with a wig and flapjack titties.

WTF!!!

honey are you saying you don't like my pictures???

can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it? She is FUGLY. I think she was better looking when she was fat and THAT is saying something.

She's got ashy boobs. Yikes.

I wonder if her snatch is saggy and wrinkled like the rest of her. Holding handful of folds up to munch on it... *shudder*

Honestly, I she looked better when she was heavier.

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It looks like her eyes are melting down her face. or like maybe they'll just fall out if she leans forward too far.

Does she have baby powder on her chest?

somebody's beat her with a giant powder puff. but those legs... girlfriend needs some Keri. it's so very...

She looks like one of those skinny, dying cows Ethiopians have.

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Thats Scary shit.

# 7 - I agree with you. She looked better when she was a lard ass.

WOAH, man! #5, that's what I was thinking... at first I wondered if there was some kind of weird mesh at the top of her dress seeing as her chest is a completely different color than her arms and face... WTF?? And it looks like she's got some kind of y-shaped scar in the middle of her chest. What the hell is that? I think you guys are right, she looked better fat. Some people are just not meant to be sexy. I mean, if we didn't have the ugly people, we hot ones wouldn't as hot as we do! Thanks, Star! (AKA... ASHY BOOBS)

God damn, did she have double-gastric bypass surgery?

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This thing can cause a brotha to catch that jungle fevah.

*shudders*

I just shit in my pants a little bit...

Ha ha ha....soul harvester.
Good one.

It's not just ashy boobs, it's ashy arms and legs, too! Girlfriend needs to take stock in some Jergens, stat!
Here's someone we know will not be a spokeswoman for anything but Creepy Carl's Halloween Haunt anytime soon.

I didn't think the first pic was so bad at first -- yeah, she's ass-ugly, but so are a lot of people. Then I start scrolling down, clicking on other stories, surfing around, and every time I come back to the front page, I see that face. It gets more hideous every time I inadvertently see it. Her NOSE. Dear Lord, her nose.

You could scare small children with that top pic. Shit, you could scare small children, adults, the elderly, babies, the dead, the undead, and some of your more intelligent housepets with that top pic.

I never understood how someone can look like that and want to continue living...where is Dr. Kevorkian?

Did I mention that she looks like an alien? Cause yeah, she looks like a fucking alien.

And she looked so good on the View!

she may be ashy in these photos but i'm sure her husband isn't. he's probably
glistening like a glazed ham from his
three day gay bukkake binge.

michael jackson is suppose to be remaking Thriller. he needs to give Star a call.

Damn - too early in the morning for this shit! What is with her skin?? She's all splodgy on her upper half and her legs are black as hell!
The funny thing is she thinks she looks sexy!
Yeah Star - keep thinking that - dreams are free.

all the fat went to her a huge face and buldging eyes.

she also reminds me of a homeless person pulled from an ally.

anyone catch the gully on her right arm from the shoulder area? i like my fatness more and more : )

It's Roger the alien from American Dad.

In the second pic, she looks like a scaly, ashy komodo dragon sunning itself on a rock.

This woman's face belongs in a wax museum.

I better stop now, or I'm going to have nightmares tonight. Thanks a lot, Superfish.

Someone needs to tell this chick that just because you aren't fat as a pig doesn't automatically mean you're hot.

I mean holy shit look at that dress! You'd think an older woman would know enough to wear something that would cover that shit up.
Yes it fits and it's short. But you shouldn't be wearing it.
Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?

Put something decent on and for the love of god loosen that girdle. Your eyes look like they're about to pop right out of that skeletor face of yours.

There's nothing funnier than desperate former pseudo celebs trying to claw their way to the middle.

She really needs to stop borrowing dresses from Paris.

#21 of course you meant that sarcastically....

right? I'd hate to have you terminated...

she's like 6 different shades of brown... wtf

it's like uncooked meat

ick.

"iiiiits my precious! gives it to me now Hobbit!"

Goddamn it, that is one foul bitch.

AFJ

THOSE are the titties she almost died getting? WTF? Who did her surgery??! I hate the trend of "natural" implants. Why on God's green Earth would anyone want giant, floppy boobies stapled to their chestal region? Jesus Christ on a cracker. If you're getting implants, at least have the sanity to get the ones that make you look like a porn star!!

#28 ...."Did the fact that the sales clerk was trying to claw her eyes out under the register counter when you left not give you a hint?" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

13 - the scar is where the blow-up valve is inverted.

oh, and why is she wearing a strapless dress?

she needs to wear a bra... that's fucking insane

she's just ew.

Why is her chest gray? It's not even negro color! It's a dusty fucking gray! Why is this clown still around?!

P.S. She looks like she has down syndrome.

She's bringing the hideous back!

#21- I'm sure those were typos lol

#3 - That even made me laugh... you fucking troll.

can you imagine looking at that and trying to shoot your load? *shudder* Can you imaging poking your dick/fingers/tongue in it?

Good thing I'm gay!

Signed,

Al Reynolds

this is why fat annoying people should stay fat. they lose 100 lbs and lose their damn minds. she doesnt understand that she still has about 60 to go before she can walk around with that face on her head and not want to slit her wrists. and is it just me or is she ashy?

GAAAAAH!

Most negro women are nasty..

I showed these pictures of Star to my coworker and all he said was, "maybe it's just the color of the dress"...I got so mad I didn't even respond, I just turned him around and Kicked him out of my office... one swift kick with my heavy boots and closed the door behind him.

Nice #44, don't forget, tonight we are using the travel robes.

WTF, doesn't this bitch own a mirror???

She has fetal alcohol syndrome eyes fo shiznit.

By the way, nice weave.

The last picture is titled "Beauty and the Beast."

I'm afraid Star may have misinterpreted 'Dancing With the Stars' as some sort of dance invite.

#30 - Of course Slim!

And with all those rocks on her dress - my guess is she's got her eyes on either a prospector or a geologist...

Yeah, uhm......Im gonna need you to NOT EVER pose with Vivica A. Fox again........

If Yoda had a torrid affair with Mace Windu...this would be the result.

Does she honestly think she looks hot?

does nobody else see it? come on

http://disneyposters.tripod.com/ursula-movie-poster-2003.jpg

Who would you rather fuck? Star or Barbara Walters?

Even worse, can you fucking imagine being stuck with this woman as the last woman left on the planet?

And lastly, does anyone blame her husband for loving cocks???

#44 The two chics with the unfortunate luck to be posing with her are cute.

Although Vivica is getting that look....One TOO many cocks.

Your such a fucking racist- You need to go fuck a hot sassy black woman.

I think that's Ike Turner.

You can see the look on her face of the last pic it's like "yeah, Viveca is okay, but look at my big titties!" GAG!

Did anyone else notice the strawberry in her champagne glass? Boy, she is classy isn't she?!

She is so hideous, one barely knows where to begin. The saggy tits, strange lumpy arms, ashen gray chest color, stringy hair, bulgy fucking Yoda eyes, nasty loooking skin texture, it's all here. And makes me want to jump in a bubbling volcano. In fact, I'll bet in hell, Satan's minions poke you in the ass with red-hot pitchforks while you are forced to gaze on the shittiness that is Star Jones. It's true.

Her skin is the colour of beer sausage that's been left in a car for a couple days during a heat wave.

Hey, we need a good Jessica Simpson story again. You know where she gets double teamed by Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville.

But instead we get Starr- that's nice, real nice.

yeah, nice strawberry, it helps draw the attention away from her anorexic looking arm and face. which is wierd because the rest of her doesnt look anorexic or thin even.

the skin on her chest is so ashy it makes it look like shes wearing a rubber boob thing.

infact it looks like star kept her head and arms, gave them anorexia or maybe ate a tape worm or sent them to a third world country, and had the doctors completely reconstruct the rest of her as the parts arived.

so when they put her back together you get
"star jackson, the alien bobbel head/ mr.potatoe thing"

Her armpits and her chest are so fucking ashy. hella disgusting.

Nice black tights. Oops. I mean 'dusty leather pants'.

#1 yeah i'd say you got friends here - change your name you idiot

#43 - hang on jr - your mama's gotta post to the new superfish story.. gahhhh! you poor kid.

Good one fish.. Soul harvester is avtually pretty funny....

jeezus,looks like orca trying to live on land.

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um...when did they decide to make a brown Kermit The Frog...

Oh my gosh - what is wrong with her??? She looks like a drag queen. Poor Al!

I don't think I'm racist at all, but poor star here has a whole lot of monkey going on.

She kind of looks like a black Tori Spelling...

Her arms, so skinny...ass...still so big...mind boggling what that gastric bypass can do...

BTW - Is she molting or something? What is with the cadaver flesh?

That'll teach me to browse celebrity blogs while at work. Yech, back to my paperwork I go...

#71 OMFG you've just wrapped up this fucking thread!!!!

good show

#70

I find it fascinating I can post without being near my keyboard.

Hickety pickety
My black hen

She leays eggs
For gentlemen

Gentlemen come
Every day

To see what my black hen doth lay

#72-Right the fuck on.

Commish-when did you grow a troll? It's a fucking epidemic up in here. I reccomend a high colonic and anal bleaching to loosen the troll, then it can usually be removed with pliers.

#78 You're right, it's a troll epidemic here. You should head over to Ferret's - there's a handful of us there, we post over and over again, and a lot of the time we whine about trolling here. It's like a circle jerk for whiners. I love it!

#76 You are obviously very popular due to your fab comic timing and possibly your fab tight ass.

Someone needs some Lubriderm. Stat.

Bleh.

Yes, trolls are sooo great. Gotta love them

PrettyBaby + Trolls= BFF

is that nicole richie's sister?

she looks like a googly eyed turd

I dont know what to say... She actually went out in public looking like that. thats crazy, does she think she looks good? i must admit, this is hard to say, but i almost think shes as ugly or uglier then micheal jackson

Wouldn't hit that if the world was flooded in piss and she lived in a tree.

Jesus H. God, Star...if you're gonna wear concealer makeup to cover your titty stretch marks/scars/whatever, make sure it's a MATCHING SKIN TONE TO YOURS.

Evolution in progress!

The big fun-house clown mouth is by far the scariest. Looks like you could walk right up to it and order a burger. If the golf ball goes in do you get a free game?

She looks like Gollum's black cousin.

...a couple of observations:
1. #41, HILARIOUS!
2. That's not 'ash' on Star, homegirl got that body makeup in the wrong color. Sometimes that stuff looks different on the 'sistas' in different lighting..especially when one is trying to conceal scar tissue from a botched boob job...
3. ...however, that 'Barbie hair on her Bobble head' looks pretty good.
4. Vivica needs to chill on the plastic surgery too. She's starting to look a man.

It may not be ash on her chest but it sure as shit is ash on those Elephant Knees.

Can't really say anything here that hasn't been said already, except to round it all up into one helpful list:

1. That dress is doing her no favors; bad color, really bad design, unflattering stretch material. Star, get a stylist (or fire the one you've got now and get another)
2. Bad makeup color on the boobs, which leads to a question: why do you need makeup on your boobs? Whassup with that?
3. Bad boobs/bad boob job; bigger isn't always better and that sorta brings us back to the dress. If you have gigantic titties, you shouldn't go strapless. Just doesn't look good. Makes titties look saggy (or saggier). Sorry, but in Boob World, you can have smaller ones and wear strapless and not look like they're hanging down to your navel, or you can have huge tits and wear something with more support, but you can't have huge tits and go strapless. Not unless you want to end up on Superficial and Go Fug Yourself.
4. Soul harvester - funny...

75 - Praise from Caesar... Many thanks.

Star's husband earns every dime he gets off this fugly bitch, having to maintain an errection in order to have sex with this woman on a consistent basis, no wonder he's gay now.

first of all, breakout hit - everyone's comments had me peeing in my aeron at work, second of all,
JESUS CHRIST ALWMIGHTY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SCOURGE ON MY EYES!?
thirdly, she does look like the alien from Family Guy,
fourthly, she has turned me into a gay man now, and FIZZZ-IFLY, there is no way she can go from ASHY TO CLASSY in the roll of a die... actually, maybe if she just gained all the weight back, cut the cheap assed weave off, let it grown in afro, put a scarf on it and called herself aunt jamima and started using some goddamned lotion every once in a while.
and lastly, JESUS CHRIST WOMAN, DRESS YOUR FUCKING AGE ALREADY! that "formerlly fat butterfly" shit only worked for Jim Morrison's 20's. he died before the leathers stopped fitting if you know what I mean.

In Mexico, she is known as "chupacabra"...

Geez, is that Lela Rochon in the fourth photo? Christ, is she pregnant, or did she just get really fat? What is this, ugly black women night? At least Vivica Fox looks okay.

And Vivica straight knocked that little white kid out of her shot with the swoop of one giant man-hand. "I said NO. FUCKING. KIDS. "

Now her chest matches her gums.

FYI - I love fat black women. Skinny black women... ehhh, I'll put that one back on the shelf...

I usually dont like calling celebs ugly or fat because theyre usually neither. but WTF is that???? Seriously! She can afford the good lotion!

65 marshmallow-dream- Okay marshmallow-fluff, I've grown tired of throwing danielle around like a ragdoll. She seems to have changed for the better.
Hi folks, the almighty and powerful Troll Man here again. marshmallow-pie, it is now your turn to feel my wrath. You will never know who I am. I will always be YOU. I have defeated better foes than you. You are like the soft gooey innard of a smores. I HATE FUCKING SMORES, therefore I despise you with every fiber of my being.
Change your ways now. Change them fast. Hate the celebs, hate theSuperficial. don't hate your fellow posters.
DO NOT make me come back here and wipe the floor with you.

SF guy, less formerly morbidly obese and presently ugly as fuck with the personality of a double dong black women, and more close-ups of Jessica Biel's fine ass, please.

How is Star Jones, or anyone who ever appeared on The View, more interesting material ( in a cooperative evisceration sense ) than her covertly homosexual partner, Big Gay Al?

Yo man, Tori Spelling has to stop going to the fake n' bake!!!!!!!!

You know if you smack a pug dog on the back of the head it's eyes pop out a little...

...THATS Star.

"Ma'in" Lawrence, in drag, ...

Popeye arms? Check.
Crazy f-ing eyes? Check.
Ashy skin of the undead? Check.
All she needs is to breathe fire and she's the Boogeyman.

you are sooooooooo right fish, she is not a pretty woman...and what's that THING on her chest??? eww! Star is a PRIIIIIME example that some people look better fat, now that she's lost weight, she always look like she's gonna fall over or something, she just don't look right...and apparently big bones jones can't afford lotion since losing her J-O-B, look at all that ash on that so called chest!

Uhh.......oh what dude

These crumbled fish eyes remember me to ... ah I don't get it ... wait.. Yes! That are Yodas eyes.

Compaire here:
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The Fish is dead... long live the Fish...

Anyone with stiff cock (See Wally to register, he likes those), rocking Tatas, or a minimal wit, head over to Ferrets....

Better things await...

MINE EYES

MINE EYES

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the dying of my brain,
One look at that hideous cow and it drives my mind insane,
Another look, I take a book, and shove it through my head,
And yes, she looks better when you're dead.

omigaw

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holy crap, some of these comments are funnier than the actual article. and Star looks like something off those newspaper-looking tabloids, "Two-headed cow mates with alien, produces love-child" with some fake computer generated picture. Because here Star doesen't even look human.

Barf...
Even a dildo goes soft on this one.

This is an instance when a certain senator's "macaca" remark might not be so inappropriate.. . or inaccurate.

She looks like a deflated balloon.

Was she ever really fat? Could she not have been wearing a fatsuit filled with talc, like a wetsuit?

Now she has taken it off - ta da! But her tits have been flattened into spaniel ears and her face has melted downwards under the weight too.

You know how some people are fat, but you can tell they'd be pretty if they lost weight?

Star Jones=SO NOT THE CASE.

And why does she suck in her neck so that her throat sticks out? It looks nasty.

Kudos, #71, kudos! Tori's illegitimate black sister - finally, the truth is out.
LMFAO!

To be fair, the scar on her chest is from lung surgery, which is why she wheezes when she talks.

Now that that's done ...
My Gawd! She freaking creeps me out! I too liked her better when she was heavier. Not "I just ate Brooklyn for lunch" tub of goo, but somewhere in between. It looks like someone hit the deflate valve on her body, but forgot to drain the fat from her now gigantic head. Her eyes are bulging out from the pressurized fat trying to escape. Please, think of the children Star. Cover up those droopy wrinkled tits! Give those puppies a little support.

Hey Skelator, where's your career now? Just goes to show, never piss off Barbara Walters. That shriveled shrew knows where the bodies are buried and will crush your hopes and dreams like an empty beer can.

@112 PunjabPete - Let's just say I didn't get your comment. Was that a stab at me??

She has that Nicole Ritchie anorexic look in her eyes. The color of her chest doesn't match the rest of her body. It looks like she has a plastic chest in the picture of her walking with her purse.

Oh marshy, you homoerotic nightmare. Or should I say britannica? Or any of the other myriad sorry names you've chosen... like the oak tree said the family of squirrels: get off my fucking nuts. You're not funny, the trolling is old and boring, and you don't seem to be making a single fucking person laugh. I'm turning into a fucking narcoleptic every time you're imbecilic banter is posted. For the sake of the employed, you need to stop putting us to sleep at work.

Rich, it's the same tired old mommy joke over and over and over and over and over and over..........Jesus, Marshmallow, are you autistic?

Jrz - if it would at least try to be funny, this could be interesting. Right now boring and unbelievable as Star trying to convince us Al prefers eating fish to smoking sausage.

I seriously wonder about the trolls. I mean, they must click on that Post Comment button with such self-satisfaction and I imagine them pumping their limp-wristed, skinny little fists in the air each time with an audible "Go ME!" after each posting. Then immediately going over to Word and feversihly composing their next charm for us, utilizing the Thesaurus function and spell check to the hilt. TROLLS ARE FUCKING FREAKS!

All that said, I have to admit I'm jealous of you, Rich. You have about 10 times as many trolls as I do, in all shapes and sizes and genders. You're a pansexual magnet of a man!

LMAO@Richport.... can't stop laughing!

Btw I just tried putting baby powder all over my boobs to see if it will turns out all ashen. Nope..the baby powder remains white. Star needs to get those boobies checked...pronto!

Hence the hatred toward the Troll.

Diagnosis: Residual effects of K-Fuck's hill-billy sperm.

Why is she so fucking ashy

And I thought she got her boobs FIXED!

She should have just stayed fat

She really was quite beautiful when she was heavy. Now she resembles a banshee. Hide the kids, she's coming for their souls!

Dear.God.Help.Me. My eyes are bleeding. Alot.

I swear they need to do a black E.T. and have Star be E.T's mom telling it to phone the fuck home.

Holy shit I thought that was Wesley Snipes hiding from the law!!!!

Even Wesley Snipes is terrified of Star Jones...

The Heavens tremble.

http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php

Thank you very *bleepin* much Star, I will never eat pancakes again.

God Have Mercy

what the fuck is wrong with her chest? I think she looked better clinicly obese. now you can see her nasty stretch
marks on her arms that she tried to cover up with some sort of make up that is totally the wrong shade.

What event was this? tranny night at the Garden? Holy fuck, my penis just regressed back into my body.

what stuff on her chest?

This goes on the refrigerator.

Guaranteed loss of appetite.

That "Stuff" on her chest is MAKEUP!! I was lookin at it thinking wtf,Powder? Ashiness? Nooooo...makeup! She is trying to cover something,stretch marks,uneven skin-god knows. She looked a hell of alot better fat

this is one of the fugliest people i have ever seen. her head is fucking huge, her body is sick. how the hell could ANYONE get off whilst banging that? ashy boobs, holy shit yeah. that ain't right.
she did look better fat. at least her body matched her massive head then. in the first pic, her head looks superimposed on the body. i thought it was a joke. then i realized the cold hard truth. star jones is an alien.

Damn, mammy look like she fell off the ugly tree and managed to hit every branch on the way down...Aunt Jemima with an ass full of thunder fo' real!

Fuck, she's molting!

Just think Al Reynolds gets to see that thing nekkid every night.

"C'mon honey. Don'tcha wanna hit all of 'dis."

"Excuse me, ma'am. I have some cock to chug and pillows to bite."

Ok... I'm a black woman that's had gastric bypass surgery, so I can probably clear a few things up (though I'm way too late on this posting)

NO, we don't all lose our minds when we lose weight. I dress as I always have - baggy jeans, and cute shirts. Only difference is that the shirts are much more form fitting now :-P

I seriously don't think that's ash on her chest, because it goes in a pattern, down both arms. At first I thought someone did a bad make-up job on her chest, which I guess it still could be, but even without lotion on, my skin has never looked like THAT. Also, with as many black people that were there, I'm sure one of those sistahs woulda snatched her up in the ladies room and been like "Here, girl, you need a li'l moisturizer," because most black women don't play when it comes to their skin.

I don't think she's particularly unattractive - I think it's a culmination of average looks with the bullshit she did before, during, and after she got married. She's despised.. and when you're in the public and despised, you might as well be Ursula!

And #46 - that shit made me lol - seriously!

But anyway... if she can't dress right, she needs to keep her punkass at home!

The evil inside of Star is obviously starting to ooze out in a most undesirable fashion. Someone please lift a rock so she can get back under it.

Yah... What happened to her pretty skin and hair? If I finally reach my weight loss goal, am I going to look like a big, ashy toad too? *Sobs*

I'm going to get a moon pie. And, some icecream. And, a full sugar Mountain Dew.

*It puts the lotion on*

Does she eat poop too? xDD
(ya know, Divine?)

Unfortunately, large people who lose weight look sickly to some people who see them afterwards.

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