Nov 28 2006Server issues
The server is being crushed right now by all the traffic. Either people really want to see Britney Spears' vagina or you guys have become too awesome for this server to handle. I'm guessing the former, but your t-shirt that says "I'm awesome" has me wondering. Search has been disabled to help ease the load, so hopefully you can live without that for awhile. Once the craziness dies down the server should be back to its usual functioning self, but for now you'll just have to accept my apologies for the sluggishness. I'd buy you all a cookie to make up for it but I'm poor.
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1. llllllllll - November 28, 2006 12:27 PM
1sssssssssssssssssssssssssssst!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. ponk - November 28, 2006 12:30 PM
perhaps the server got sucked into the vortex of Brit's black hole.
3. RichPort - November 28, 2006 12:31 PM
That's what happens when a half million 40 somethings locked in their parents basement simultaneously wack off on their monitors to pics of Brit's half shaved poon... servers crash. I don't know how that works scientifically, but nonetheless, true story.
4. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 12:32 PM
Superfish: It's the Ghosts of Assholes Past Club attacking the server:
SJTLQ
I Fucked Your Honor Student
HotPlaceFace
Stacy the Greek
The VanderbUilt Grad with the FBI husband
Star Maker Machinery
Edna
The Trolls
marshmallow
Cock and Droll Takeover
DanYELL
5. Sidney - November 28, 2006 12:38 PM
Here they are, scrambling to see it.
Here I am, waiting for this poker to fade to red with heat, so that I may destroy my eyes.
6. RichPort - November 28, 2006 12:39 PM
Let's not forget that idiot who posted stupid shit to get responses, then told us all about it and how awesome it was to get some attention.
7. RichPort - November 28, 2006 12:40 PM
Oh, and I believe danYELL is technically considered a Ghost of Assholes Present.
8. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 12:43 PM
Oh yeah, who was that douche? We'll just call him Attention Douche.
9. I Fucked Your Honor Student - November 28, 2006 12:48 PM
@4 I didn't attack the server, but I can tell you what I did do. I Fucked Your Honor Student!
10. KathyJean - November 28, 2006 12:49 PM
Talk about a photo op to pass on.
11. jrzmommy - November 28, 2006 12:49 PM
GAAAHH!!! it's back!
12. Missallanpoe - November 28, 2006 12:51 PM
// I'd buy you all a cookie to make up for it but I'm poor
That's just really sad, rofl.
13. ? - November 28, 2006 1:07 PM
rich you just made me hard again! goddamit, where's prettybaby?
14. mogirl69 - November 28, 2006 1:17 PM
could maybe I just have a cookie?
15. Praz - November 28, 2006 2:45 PM
jrzmommy, you forgot SoCalGal420.thanks.
16. jazzzame - November 30, 2006 2:31 PM
Ok, I have to admit, I found your site because I was curious about Britneys twat. Yuk! I couldn't believe it! And then I ended up staying on your site for 3 hrs. I love it! Keep it up, and I've got you bookmarked now....Thanks for the good gossip;-)
17. HollywoodSnark - March 28, 2007 8:35 AM
hopefully you're back up soon!